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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 15
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2014-06-15 04:11:40 PM  
4 votes:
I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.
2014-06-15 02:48:34 PM  
2 votes:

Foaming: Whilst we were hither


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Alas, poor Ragan! I knew him, NASFARK; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent Taco Bell sponsorship; he hath spun around on this track a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
2014-06-15 01:46:39 PM  
2 votes:

smerfnablin: What's wrong with Kurt?


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2014-06-15 04:25:04 PM  
1 votes:
BKR Report:

Cole Whitt - 28th - 2 laps down
Alex Bowman - 40th - 31 laps down
Ryan Truex - DNQ

Maybe next week my beloved BK Racing displays a hidden talent and proves themselves to be Road Stars

/or they could be a three-headed chicaneamorph.. a Ghiddorah or rolling road course hazards.. a Cerberus of right-turn cautions..
2014-06-15 04:12:34 PM  
1 votes:

Warchild: I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.


May I suggest some sugar free gummy bears to make it all the more memorable?
2014-06-15 04:03:11 PM  
1 votes:
3 makes his 3rd pit stop in 3 laps/3 minutes

DILLONCEPTION
2014-06-15 03:31:29 PM  
1 votes:

bluorangefyre: While we were away and I was fixing the vaccuum


Why bother? TNT sucks plenty
2014-06-15 03:30:17 PM  
1 votes:

Professor Farksworth: Mztlplx  check your targeting, you just hit the TNT production truck again.


Harmonic disturbance of the bandwidth is permitted by the FCC.

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2014-06-15 03:26:11 PM  
1 votes:
Whomever mentioned Max Headroom up thread needs a wizard hat...
2014-06-15 03:25:49 PM  
1 votes:
Mztlplx  check your targeting, you just hit the TNT production truck again.
2014-06-15 03:08:43 PM  
1 votes:
They're serving bacon at Denny's
2014-06-15 02:13:08 PM  
1 votes:
My TV is stuttering.  Is Jerry Reed producing this?
2014-06-15 01:38:55 PM  
1 votes:
As a liberal, I never thought I would say the words "I miss Fox" out loud
2014-06-15 01:31:54 PM  
1 votes:
Key the cut away music.
2014-06-15 01:17:27 PM  
1 votes:

SeikaArashi: I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.


SILENCE!  MOAR COMMERSHALLS!
 
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