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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2014-06-15 04:11:40 PM  
2 votes:
I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.
2014-06-15 02:00:28 PM  
2 votes:

smerfnablin: Anyone else see that?

Dale jr's crew member grabbed one of Danica's tires before it rolled out of her pitbox

Penalty?


They don't call it on the 48, so they won't here, either.
2014-06-15 04:25:04 PM  
1 vote:
BKR Report:

Cole Whitt - 28th - 2 laps down
Alex Bowman - 40th - 31 laps down
Ryan Truex - DNQ

Maybe next week my beloved BK Racing displays a hidden talent and proves themselves to be Road Stars

/or they could be a three-headed chicaneamorph.. a Ghiddorah or rolling road course hazards.. a Cerberus of right-turn cautions..
2014-06-15 04:13:04 PM  
1 vote:

Road America Nationwide lulz next Saturday

2014-06-15 04:09:40 PM  
1 vote:

Mztlplx: :: sets waveform guides to "Black Lagoon"..ramps power to 150% ::

[t3.gstatic.com image 228x128]


My favorite all-time animu.

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 396x594]


the joke I would've gone with there, "..the jack brought Jimmie Johnson"
2014-06-15 04:08:19 PM  
1 vote:
Of course Johnson won. He has to win at every track he's never won at this year and get his 7th Championship because Brian France hates fans.
2014-06-15 03:50:17 PM  
1 vote:

good_2_go: Harvick with left side tire change only? Think different y'all.


You can squeeze in more fuel with the fuel side jacked up than you can the non-fuel side jacked up.
2014-06-15 03:37:34 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously, these threads are the best part of Fark for me.
2014-06-15 02:48:34 PM  
1 vote:

Foaming: Whilst we were hither


img.fark.net

Alas, poor Ragan! I knew him, NASFARK; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent Taco Bell sponsorship; he hath spun around on this track a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
2014-06-15 02:40:55 PM  
1 vote:
KFC game night chick is hot
2014-06-15 02:35:29 PM  
1 vote:

crotchgrabber: FlyingJ: crotchgrabberI met Dan Sullivan a few months back.He stewards a couple F1 races a year.

Was he in good shape, then?

Yeah, he's aging well.


Jesus, this race sucks.


You're assuming TNT is broadcasting a race.  They're broadcasting more commercials than you can shake a stick at.  Ten laps from halfway and I think we're at ten commercial breaks.  They're gonna squeeze in more for the second half, I'm sure.
2014-06-15 02:30:11 PM  
1 vote:

vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2


Busch is Kyle1, right?
2014-06-15 02:29:20 PM  
1 vote:
DammitKyle1
2014-06-15 02:28:54 PM  
1 vote:
Who fired off a Kyle idol?
2014-06-15 02:27:52 PM  
1 vote:

crotchgrabber: Couple Fark favorites restarting on the front row.


Piero no kutsu, Kami-dono. Onegai...
2014-06-15 02:27:42 PM  
1 vote:
Dammit Kyle2
2014-06-15 02:27:19 PM  
1 vote:

FlyingJ: QueenMamaBee Not enough shirtless hottie

ha-my aunt was @ the Alex Xydias Banquet last night, she was amazed he's 92-said the guy looks late 60's, tops-she was asking me whatever happend to Danny Sullivan, as she was a huge fan of his in the 80's, & not for anything he did on the track & is too lazy to Google...
[www.mshf.com image 275x290]


I met Dan Sullivan a few months back.He stewards a couple F1 races a year.
2014-06-15 02:26:54 PM  
1 vote:

bluorangefyre: Hey QMB, there's your Murder In The First ad.


It was a pop up
2014-06-15 02:26:07 PM  
1 vote:
DanZero: Commercials
Audio issues
Clownshoes

just a typical week on TNT


Yeah but no Waltrips... so, we're still a net positive
2014-06-15 02:24:47 PM  
1 vote:
Lord baby Jesus, while smiting Logano take out the guy next to him as well!
2014-06-15 02:24:28 PM  
1 vote:
@NASCAR_Wonka

In his Bette Midler voice, Larry Mac sings "This is the Wind Beneath The Wing."
2014-06-15 02:23:53 PM  
1 vote:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy hell, I guess I was tired!

Mornin, all! What have I missed?


Utter clownshoes for the first ten laps, then TNT knows commercials. Oh yeah, some double audio problems for some of us.
2014-06-15 02:23:32 PM  
1 vote:

Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?


He's busy dealing with Rollins.
2014-06-15 02:22:43 PM  
1 vote:

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy hell, I guess I was tired!

Mornin, all! What have I missed?


Commercials
Audio issues
Clownshoes

just a typical week on TNT
2014-06-15 02:21:51 PM  
1 vote:
holy hell, I guess I was tired!

Mornin, all! What have I missed?
2014-06-15 02:20:53 PM  
1 vote:
Where's Ambrose when you need him?
2014-06-15 02:13:08 PM  
1 vote:
My TV is stuttering.  Is Jerry Reed producing this?
2014-06-15 02:07:24 PM  
1 vote:

bluorangefyre: Did they actually show five laps without going to commercial?  I've lost count (fixed lunch for the girls) but I think this is break #5.


#6 in 55 laps
2014-06-15 01:59:54 PM  
1 vote:
 QueenMamaBee What language is that?

My aunt pointed out since Sprint merged with SoftBank this Diceman Hamster campaign is in actuality a reworking of their extremely popular/weird Otosan Dog Campaign  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyxHs7vfemo
2014-06-15 01:59:00 PM  
1 vote:

QueenMamaBee: Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: What language is that?

What?

the rap music in the Framily commercial

French.

thanks :)


Pas de problème, LaReineMèreAbeille...
2014-06-15 01:58:45 PM  
1 vote:
Jooonyerrrr's pit crew guy just saved Danica from a penalty right there. That tire was about to escape onto pit road.
2014-06-15 01:54:26 PM  
1 vote:
@NascarMemes

3 LAPS OF COVERAGE???
2014-06-15 01:53:49 PM  
1 vote:

The Bestest: Jensaarai: There are also fairly solid rumors of them going back to somewhere in Brazil, and possibly even a street race in Dubai (!?)

They can afford all that?


Well, Sao Paulo was on the schedule because some local interest businesses were willing to pay a much larger sanctioning fee, and I believe Indycar then used some of that to help with travel expenses, or at least shipping the cars. I assume a return to Brazil and a Dubai event would both be along those lines.

Meanwhile, they are "in talks" with Michigan, Phoenix, and Nashville, but they're more reluctant to cough up even the standard domestic fee.
2014-06-15 01:53:13 PM  
1 vote:

QueenMamaBee: Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: What language is that?

What?

the rap music in the Framily commercial


French.
2014-06-15 01:52:29 PM  
1 vote:

QueenMamaBee: What language is that?


jive
2014-06-15 01:50:35 PM  
1 vote:

QueenMamaBee: What language is that?


What?
2014-06-15 01:49:46 PM  
1 vote:

crotchgrabber: DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks

Indycar needs to schedule some more damn races. This season is too short.


Ending before Labor Day, that's pathetic
2014-06-15 01:48:44 PM  
1 vote:
BAH GAWD KING, MORE COMMERCIALS!
2014-06-15 01:42:16 PM  
1 vote:

DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks


Indycar needs to schedule some more damn races. This season is too short.
2014-06-15 01:42:00 PM  
1 vote:

DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks


I blame Juan Pablo.
2014-06-15 01:41:05 PM  
1 vote:

KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.


IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks
2014-06-15 01:40:48 PM  
1 vote:
TNT.

We Know Clowntires.
2014-06-15 01:38:55 PM  
1 vote:
As a liberal, I never thought I would say the words "I miss Fox" out loud
2014-06-15 01:37:08 PM  
1 vote:
The Bestest It's part of the transitional plan of ceding Detroit to Canada and renaming it North Windsor.

well, since they're racing in the Irish Hills why not sing "A Soldier's Song", too?
http://www.detroitirish.org/anthem.html
2014-06-15 01:37:05 PM  
1 vote:
Fuq Yimmy Yawnson
2014-06-15 01:36:02 PM  
1 vote:

bluorangefyre: Holy crap... TWO COMMERCIAL BREAKS WITHIN THE FIRST TEN LAPS!  Granted we've also had two cautions in that timeframe, but this is ridiculous!


TNT was told by NASCAR last week

"Your 20 commercial breaks, while about the same as FOX's average, WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! Now you see why we chose NBC instead next year!"
2014-06-15 01:35:44 PM  
1 vote:

QueenMamaBee: I expect plenty of Murder In the First commercials, TNT


how about a Harvick commercial? Happy now?
2014-06-15 01:34:43 PM  
1 vote:
Holy crap... TWO COMMERCIAL BREAKS WITHIN THE FIRST TEN LAPS!  Granted we've also had two cautions in that timeframe, but this is ridiculous!
2014-06-15 01:34:34 PM  
1 vote:
Get the boner pills
2014-06-15 01:34:18 PM  
1 vote:

AngryDesertDweller: Does Kyle Petty ever just shut up ??


MRN - Waltrip and Petty-less
2014-06-15 01:32:48 PM  
1 vote:
@nascarcasm

Kasey sure has crap luck with people named Kyle.
2014-06-15 01:32:30 PM  
1 vote:
OK, so if there's, like, eleventy billion cautions in the first half of the race, will TNT run out of commercials to show?
 
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