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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 479
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2014-06-15 04:09:20 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 396x594]


I lol'd
 
2014-06-15 04:09:40 PM

Mztlplx: :: sets waveform guides to "Black Lagoon"..ramps power to 150% ::

[t3.gstatic.com image 228x128]


My favorite all-time animu.

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 396x594]


the joke I would've gone with there, "..the jack brought Jimmie Johnson"
 
2014-06-15 04:09:46 PM
You can literally watch Jimmie almost hit the sort of debris NASCAR has thrown yellows for on in the past on his warm down lap, lol.

/conspiracy!!!11
 
2014-06-15 04:09:55 PM

Professor Farksworth: Of course Johnson won. He has to win at every track he's never won at this year and get his 7th Championship because Brian France hates fans.


www.clevescene.com
 
2014-06-15 04:10:19 PM

BOOM

JIMMY JOHNSON

 
2014-06-15 04:10:32 PM
Finally!!!!
 
2014-06-15 04:11:40 PM
I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.
 
2014-06-15 04:12:34 PM

Warchild: I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.


May I suggest some sugar free gummy bears to make it all the more memorable?
 
2014-06-15 04:12:38 PM
At least they gave me one sexy man commercial. Time to fire up the grill
 
2014-06-15 04:13:04 PM

Road America Nationwide lulz next Saturday

 
2014-06-15 04:13:08 PM

The Bestest: Mztlplx: :: sets waveform guides to "Black Lagoon"..ramps power to 150% ::

[t3.gstatic.com image 228x128]

My favorite all-time animu.

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 396x594]

the joke I would've gone with there, "..the jack brought Jimmie Johnson"


I lean towards Excel Saga, but Revy's an awesomely foul-mouthed psychopath.
 
2014-06-15 04:13:18 PM
Is Kahne potted up on weed?
 
2014-06-15 04:13:48 PM
Boo!

BOO I SAY!
 
2014-06-15 04:13:56 PM

Professor Farksworth: Warchild: I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.

May I suggest some sugar free gummy bears to make it all the more memorable?


it's 90 degrees here...I can put the potato salad out for ya
 
2014-06-15 04:14:12 PM

Professor Farksworth: Warchild: I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.

May I suggest some sugar free gummy bears to make it all the more memorable?


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-06-15 04:15:52 PM
I see they've managed to make the Mic look more like a penis.
 
2014-06-15 04:16:17 PM
I always wanted to be the subject of a Fark headline.
 
2014-06-15 04:16:45 PM
FINAL REPORT

Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 1 (couldn't wait TNT?)
Race Returns - Lap 7
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 9
Race Returns - Lap 12
Commercial - Lap 20
Race Returns - Lap 25
Commercial - Lap 29
Race Returns - Lap 34
Commercial - Lap 45
Race Returns - Lap 50
Commercial - Lap 55
Race Returns - Lap 61
Commercial - Lap 66
Race Returns - Lap 71
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 75
Race Returns - Lap 79
Commercial - Lap 86
Race Returns - Lap 90
Commercial - Lap 99
Race Returns - Lap Unknown - Another Break
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap Unknown
Race Returns - Lap 108
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 110
Race Returns - Lap 114
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 114
Race Returns - Lap Unknown - Another Break
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap Unknown
Race Returns - Lap 120
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 123
Race Returns - Lap 127
Commercial - Lap 135
Race Returns - Lap 140
Commercial - Lap 144
Race Returns - Lap 149
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 149
Race Returns - Lap 153
Commercial - Lap 168
Race Returns - Lap 173

Green Flag Commercial Breaks: 10
Yellow Flag Commercial Breaks: 9

TOTAL COMMERCIAL BREAKS: 19
Laps Missed: 85 (42.5% of race)

One less break than last week, but in those breaks we missed a TON of laps. 42.5% is pretty damn high and close to nearly half the race. Throw in those odd audio errors, and this week it was Troll NASCAR fans TROLL, as if Jimmie's win at a track he never won at was trolly enough.

I GIVE YOU TNT, THE ULTIMATE TROLLING AWARD. FAR MORE THAN JUST MAXIMUM!

trolledbot.net
 
2014-06-15 04:19:43 PM
Clint - 10th
Biff - 20th
Mac Mary - 12th
Juablo - 18th

So all my drivers finished, which is disturbingly infrequent
 
2014-06-15 04:21:26 PM
I'm glad I didn't watch more than 5 minutes of this race.

On the upside, neither did anyone else.
 
2014-06-15 04:23:28 PM

Warchild: I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.


I can't stop laughing.

Have a great week, everyone,and Happy Father's Day to those to whom it applies.
 
2014-06-15 04:25:04 PM
BKR Report:

Cole Whitt - 28th - 2 laps down
Alex Bowman - 40th - 31 laps down
Ryan Truex - DNQ

Maybe next week my beloved BK Racing displays a hidden talent and proves themselves to be Road Stars

/or they could be a three-headed chicaneamorph.. a Ghiddorah or rolling road course hazards.. a Cerberus of right-turn cautions..
 
2014-06-15 04:27:39 PM
Yeah, next week will be better. Just hang on for more shiat on TNT

See you next week!
 
2014-06-15 04:31:45 PM
This week's dream team:

Kyle Busch
Brian Vickers
David Ragan
Travis Kvapil

I only had one of them on my actual team.
 
2014-06-15 04:32:11 PM
:: places Tiny Buddha in standby mode ::

Until next week, NASFARK...see ya in the threads.
 
2014-06-15 04:34:36 PM
Sorry I'm late. I take full responsibility for HWSNBN winning this one. I've had some distractions in my life which impacted my ability to focus on mentally manipulating the race in anyone else's favor.
 
2014-06-15 04:39:07 PM
I had The Cone Of Power focused on Tony and Jr this week,

It didn't work.

Next week:  The Directional Newcastle Drinking Spree of Malcontent.

Don't cross me.
 
2014-06-15 04:57:57 PM

emonk: This week's dream team:

Kyle Busch
Brian Vickers
David Ragan
Travis Kvapil

I only had one of them on my actual team.


You have two ex-BKers.. never a good sign.
 
2014-06-15 05:43:57 PM
Boom
 
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