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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 479
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2014-06-15 03:40:48 PM

Infobahn: Seriously, these threads are the best part of Fark for me.


Hear hear!  Makes even painfully boring races fun.
 
2014-06-15 03:41:13 PM

Professor Farksworth: my lip balm addiction: I have tried 3 times in the last 15 minutes to flip over real quick from World Cup to Nascar to see what is up and each time they are at commercial. fark Nascar.  TNT

FTFY.


QFT. all TNT
 
2014-06-15 03:41:31 PM

bluorangefyre: I see HWSNBN is trying to ruin my Father's Day...

FULL POWER!!!  DAMN YOU!!!

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Salutes

Disables all safety checks

Ramps output to 200%

Activates "Scorched Earth" Button

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2014-06-15 03:42:38 PM

crotchgrabber: Menard has the only top five for Childress? That's pathetic.


Thats what happens when you structure your entire organization around your grandkids... RCR has paid a lot more money/attention to trying to outspend the nationwide series and to get a title for each of them.
 
2014-06-15 03:44:19 PM
Okay, this race for the lead is interesting.
 
2014-06-15 03:44:20 PM
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2014-06-15 03:44:53 PM
I so want to smack the heck out of the announcers.
 
2014-06-15 03:45:18 PM
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2014-06-15 03:45:52 PM

crotchgrabber: Menard has the only top five for Childress? That's pathetic.


He helps pay the bills and he usually isn't too embarrassing on the track. There aren't too many drivers who bring family money to NASCAR so you take the good with the bad.
 
2014-06-15 03:48:19 PM
Harvick with left side tire change only? Think different y'all.
 
2014-06-15 03:50:17 PM

good_2_go: Harvick with left side tire change only? Think different y'all.


You can squeeze in more fuel with the fuel side jacked up than you can the non-fuel side jacked up.
 
2014-06-15 03:51:36 PM
Did they just add tape to the Duece? That seems odd this late in a race.
 
2014-06-15 03:51:41 PM

good_2_go: Harvick with left side tire change only? Think different y'all.


He remembers what happened to Logano at the end of the Nationwide race.

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Did any of you guys notice the derpy official running across Jeff Gordon's nose right as they let him off the jack? Almost got run over, and Jeffy had to hold up for a sec.
 
2014-06-15 03:54:13 PM

Jensaarai: good_2_go: Harvick with left side tire change only? Think different y'all.

He remembers what happened to Logano at the end of the Nationwide race.

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Did any of you guys notice the derpy official running across Jeff Gordon's nose right as they let him off the jack? Almost got run over, and Jeffy had to hold up for a sec.


Unfortunately I didn't. I haven't been able to really concentrate on the race. @_@;;;

Waiting for it to finish so I can take go take a nap.

Stupid official though.
 
2014-06-15 03:54:50 PM

Jensaarai: Did any of you guys notice the derpy official running across Jeff Gordon's nose right as they let him off the jack? Almost got run over, and Jeffy had to hold up for a sec.


I saw it
 
2014-06-15 03:55:33 PM

The Bestest: Jensaarai: Did any of you guys notice the derpy official running across Jeff Gordon's nose right as they let him off the jack? Almost got run over, and Jeffy had to hold up for a sec.

I saw it


Most exciting part of the race.
 
2014-06-15 03:56:35 PM
Go DammitKyle(2)^2!
 
2014-06-15 03:58:27 PM
Here we go....can he stay out another 15 laps for his first win?
 
2014-06-15 03:58:36 PM
Oh God the #3 car is in second.  I predict a McMahon-level flag here shortly.
 
2014-06-15 03:59:13 PM
Larson locked em up coming into the pits. Little trigger shy after his penalty.

48 is about to cycle to the front.
 
2014-06-15 03:59:23 PM
Dammit. I got excited for a minute there.
 
2014-06-15 03:59:45 PM

bluorangefyre: I predict a McMahon-level flag here shortly.


CALL IT

48 needs to get back up
 
2014-06-15 04:00:21 PM

Daedalus27: crotchgrabber: Menard has the only top five for Childress? That's pathetic.

He helps pay the bills and he usually isn't too embarrassing on the track. There aren't too many drivers who bring family money to NASCAR so you take the good with the bad.


I think the point wasn't that Menard has the only top 5, but that in all of RCR, there has only been one top 5 finish. You'd think that between Menard, Dillon, and Newman, there would be at least a few good finishes by now.
 
2014-06-15 04:00:22 PM

DanZero: bluorangefyre: I predict a McMahon-level flag here shortly.

CALL IT

48 needs to get back up


He's the first car that doesn't need more fuel.
 
2014-06-15 04:00:40 PM
@nateryan
Told there is chatter about debris in Turn 3, Jimmie Johnson tersely radios, "There is nothing."
 
2014-06-15 04:01:18 PM
Clownshoe3s.
 
2014-06-15 04:01:36 PM
Hahahahaha.
 
2014-06-15 04:02:45 PM

good_2_go: @nateryan
Told there is chatter about debris in Turn 3, Jimmie Johnson tersely radios, "There is nothing."


Of course he would say that!
 
2014-06-15 04:03:05 PM
Debris caution coming.
Green white checker finish.
Couple more commercial breaks.
 
2014-06-15 04:03:11 PM
3 makes his 3rd pit stop in 3 laps/3 minutes

DILLONCEPTION
 
2014-06-15 04:04:25 PM
OK, take off all the safeties!  Make the idols and Buddah's glow!
 
2014-06-15 04:04:41 PM

BURN JIMMIE BURN

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2014-06-15 04:04:49 PM

DanZero: 3 makes his 3rd pit stop in 3 laps/3 minutes

DILLONCEPTION


it was all a dream....
 
2014-06-15 04:05:02 PM
Got here just in time to see the 48 win. Great.

Just saw How to Train Your Dragon 2. Awesome movie. So much fun.
 
2014-06-15 04:05:22 PM
Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie
 
2014-06-15 04:06:04 PM

crotchgrabber: Debris caution coming.
Green white checker finish.
Couple more commercial breaks.


Naw. NASCAR needs a 7 time "living legend" who won't bad-mouth their cash cows. ;)
 
2014-06-15 04:06:27 PM
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2014-06-15 04:06:57 PM
@NascarMemes

No debris=caution, real debris=no caution.

I guess NASCAR needed a way to give Jimmie the win at Michigan.
 
2014-06-15 04:07:09 PM
Not "something," Petty.  Idols. Idols everywhere.
 
2014-06-15 04:07:40 PM
Well shiat
 
2014-06-15 04:07:53 PM
FARK!  I BLAME FLEURY FOR THIS!!!
 
2014-06-15 04:08:02 PM
Crap.
 
2014-06-15 04:08:05 PM
Goddammitsomuch
 
2014-06-15 04:08:07 PM
meh
 
2014-06-15 04:08:08 PM
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2014-06-15 04:08:09 PM
Fuuuuudge
 
2014-06-15 04:08:19 PM
Of course Johnson won. He has to win at every track he's never won at this year and get his 7th Championship because Brian France hates fans.
 
2014-06-15 04:08:19 PM

QueenMamaBee: Well shiat


So much this.

Dammit finishes 8th.
 
2014-06-15 04:08:20 PM
Bleh, Jimmie wins. Ugh.

What a boring race.
See you guys next week.

gonna go take my nap now.
 
2014-06-15 04:08:32 PM
fark this shiat.
Looking forward to Sonoma. I'll have pictures of my new Ducati.
 
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