Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 479
    More: Interesting  
•       •       •

113 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Jun 2014 at 12:28 PM (49 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



479 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | » | Last | Show all
 
2014-06-15 03:09:21 PM  

QueenMamaBee: My former BFF just texted. Dafuq??? Not spoken to him in almost a year.


Odd
 
2014-06-15 03:09:59 PM  

good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.


"The power of the idol will get you.  The power of the idol will get you."
 
2014-06-15 03:10:03 PM  

good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.


Must be the TNT Guys again
 
2014-06-15 03:10:11 PM  
scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-06-15 03:10:43 PM  

SeikaArashi: Ahahaha Aric is stuck

Are we already past clownshoes?


We went plaid at about lap 10.
 
2014-06-15 03:11:02 PM  
Smoke isn't happy about something.
 
2014-06-15 03:11:10 PM  

vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: My former BFF just texted. Dafuq??? Not spoken to him in almost a year.

Odd


randomly popping up to piss me  off. That's about right.
 
2014-06-15 03:11:46 PM  

Warchild: [scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 563x341]


that's a cool pic.
 
2014-06-15 03:12:23 PM  

bluorangefyre: good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.

"The power of the idol will get you.  The power of the idol will get you."


:: sets waveform guides to "Hiroshima 1945" ::
 
2014-06-15 03:12:40 PM  

Warchild: [scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 563x341]


The crazy thing about that picture is the impact of that is probably more severe than anything a current cup driver has ever been exposed to in a gen car.... with the exception of maybe Gordon
 
2014-06-15 03:14:30 PM  

SeikaArashi: Smoke isn't happy about something.


Colour me shocked.
 
2014-06-15 03:14:42 PM  

You_EEEeeediot: Warchild: [scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 563x341]

The crazy thing about that picture is the impact of that is probably more severe than anything a current cup driver has ever been exposed to in a gen car.... with the exception of maybe Gordon


No such things as crumple zones, SAFER barriers or driver restraints beyond seatbelts back then.

That had to hurt.
 
2014-06-15 03:15:54 PM  
@nateryan
Dale Earnhardt Jr. took two tires on that stop but laments not taking four. Team debating whether to stop again.


@nateryan
L126 -- Dale Earnhardt Jr. will pit again and take two left-side tires. Won't lose that many spots, apparently.
 
2014-06-15 03:15:57 PM  
Boat DRAMA!
Alien DRAMA!
 
2014-06-15 03:16:51 PM  

Foaming: Boat DRAMA!
Alien DRAMA!


I need murder drama!!!
 
2014-06-15 03:16:55 PM  
Takes a swig of Pepsi, pushes Idol output to 96%
 
2014-06-15 03:16:56 PM  
Now would be a good smiting time, Baby Jeebus.
 
2014-06-15 03:18:26 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Takes a swig of Pepsi, pushes Idol output to 96%


:: looks at sake bottle....burps and tastes last night's bourbon...tosses the sake into the tractor chamber ::
 
2014-06-15 03:19:22 PM  
The dancing camera blobs are the best part of the race so far,
 
2014-06-15 03:19:26 PM  

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.

"The power of the idol will get you.  The power of the idol will get you."

:: sets waveform guides to "Hiroshima 1945" ::


i257.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 03:19:34 PM  
How awesome would it be if Larson won the race in the #42 and Montoya finished >30th laps down in Penske hardware which should be much better than Ganassi.
 
2014-06-15 03:21:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.

"The power of the idol will get you.  The power of the idol will get you."

:: sets waveform guides to "Hiroshima 1945" ::


All's fair in love and nuking Jimmie Johnson.
 
2014-06-15 03:24:48 PM  
@nascarcasm

All 3 Team Penske cars currently in the top 10. Impressive run by JPM. He really should consider switching to NASCAR.
 
2014-06-15 03:25:38 PM  
FROM DURRPRPPRPR SSSSS SAAAAAAAAAASSSSAAS

thanks for that insightful commentary TNT
 
2014-06-15 03:25:39 PM  
Happy broke the video
 
2014-06-15 03:25:49 PM  
Mztlplx  check your targeting, you just hit the TNT production truck again.
 
2014-06-15 03:26:11 PM  
Whomever mentioned Max Headroom up thread needs a wizard hat...
 
2014-06-15 03:26:40 PM  
1 sec from a simulpost.
 
2014-06-15 03:27:14 PM  
4 laps -- TNT needed to go to the bathroom
 
2014-06-15 03:29:49 PM  
Clint - 4th
Biff - 16th
Mac Mary - 6th
Juablo - 11th

My team may actually have a halfway decent result today!
 
2014-06-15 03:29:55 PM  
EIGHT! EIGHT CAUTIONS! AH-AH-AH!
 
2014-06-15 03:30:17 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Mztlplx  check your targeting, you just hit the TNT production truck again.


Harmonic disturbance of the bandwidth is permitted by the FCC.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-15 03:30:28 PM  
WHILE WE WERE AWAY
 
2014-06-15 03:30:37 PM  

While we were away and I was fixing the vaccuum

img.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-15 03:31:29 PM  

bluorangefyre: While we were away and I was fixing the vaccuum


Why bother? TNT sucks plenty
 
2014-06-15 03:31:49 PM  
TNT: while we were away, Boom!

(sorry stuck on snark today)
 
2014-06-15 03:33:29 PM  
#42 pit road speeding penalty
 
2014-06-15 03:33:56 PM  
I need to get the grill ready, but I figure that if I step outside, the only interesting event of the race will happen, immediately followed by shirtless hottie commercial
 
2014-06-15 03:35:11 PM  
@nateryan 4m
Joey Logano has debris on grille. Penske Corp. mulls hostile takeover of Americrown to ban sale of hot dogs (and wrappers) at nascar tracks
 
2014-06-15 03:35:30 PM  
I have tried 3 times in the last 15 minutes to flip over real quick from World Cup to Nascar to see what is up and each time they are at commercial. fark Nascar.
 
2014-06-15 03:35:35 PM  
Ramps output to 150%

Fark it, I'm going deep.
 
2014-06-15 03:36:20 PM  

my lip balm addiction: I have tried 3 times in the last 15 minutes to flip over real quick from World Cup to Nascar to see what is up and each time they are at commercial. fark NascarTNT


FTFY.
 
2014-06-15 03:36:32 PM  
Anybody have a marinade for a tuna steak?

I'm thinking:
Lemon Zest
olive oil
soy sauce
garlic
rice wine vinegar
salt and pepper

/sorry, race is boring
 
2014-06-15 03:36:40 PM  

good_2_go: #42 pit road speeding penalty


Of course... that's what they want you to believe.
 
2014-06-15 03:37:15 PM  
Dammit Larson was racing Bowyer to get off pit road and got dinged
 
2014-06-15 03:37:34 PM  
Seriously, these threads are the best part of Fark for me.
 
2014-06-15 03:38:12 PM  

ski9600: Anybody have a marinade for a tuna steak?

I'm thinking:
Lemon Zest
olive oil
soy sauce
garlic
rice wine vinegar
salt and pepper

/sorry, race is boring


Maybe a little orange juice or some pineapple juice to your mix.
 
2014-06-15 03:38:39 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Ramps output to 150%

Fark it, I'm going deep.


:: flips safeties off...ramps power to 110% nominal ::

I apologize if your audio suddenly becomes Japanese.

Sumimasen. :: bows politely ::
 
2014-06-15 03:39:10 PM  
I see HWSNBN is trying to ruin my Father's Day...

FULL POWER!!!  DAMN YOU!!!

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-15 03:39:24 PM  
Menard has the only top five for Childress? That's pathetic.
 
Displayed 50 of 479 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report