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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com ) divider line
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2014-06-15 02:49:18 PM  
This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy
 
2014-06-15 02:49:53 PM  

Mztlplx: Foaming: Whilst we were hither

[img.fark.net image 162x90]

Alas, poor Ragan! I knew him, NASFARK; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent Taco Bell sponsorship; he hath spun around on this track a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!


Oh, nice.
 
2014-06-15 02:50:50 PM  
I have to say that a perfect Father's Day for me would be that the 48 wrecks and the Heat get blown the fark out!
 
2014-06-15 02:52:14 PM  
*stares*
*flips table, leaves*
 
2014-06-15 02:52:32 PM  

Bowman makes the Dr. Pepper car look like a Dr. Pepper can

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2014-06-15 02:52:54 PM  

QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

 
2014-06-15 02:52:59 PM  

bluorangefyre: I have to say that a perfect Father's Day for me would be that the 48 wrecks and the Heat get blown the fark out!


I hope you get your wish
 
2014-06-15 02:53:36 PM  
Interesting moneyquote:
Asked about the Canadian engineers working on his race team, he said, "It's probably a larger story that the American engineering pool is very shallow right now.
"It's just very hard to get engineers with the educational background and commitment that we need to be successful at this level from the United States.
"There's certainly a shortage, not just at Penske but throughout the garage."

I think the "O, Canada" anthem as an MIS corollary of Fontana marketing heavily to Hispanic sports fans, & being quite successful.  I'll bet that's a strong reason to bring JPM back into the stockcar fold as well
 
2014-06-15 02:54:10 PM  

QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy


when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.
 
2014-06-15 02:55:22 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.


Sonoma road course. You going?
 
2014-06-15 02:56:28 PM  

QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy


The ARCA race was entertaining despite having a long green flag run. The Nationwide race was interesting strategy wise and had a nice ending.  The Truck race was probably the best oval race of the weekend so far. Le Mans was Le Mans, so it was its own thing. But when you consider the stock car races, it seems once again the Cup race will be outshined by the lower series races.

Nationwide is running Road America next weekend. We definitely need a thread for that. Especially if Villeneuve decides to enter again.

But beyond that, I still think it's time NASFARK expands to posting general motorsports threads for Friday and Saturday, or at least we make an effort to submit more truck, Nationwide, and ARCA threads.

/That said, there's still hope for this race. Strategy lulz may ensue.
 
2014-06-15 02:56:38 PM  
Ooops.  Missed.  Need 10 10 minutes to recharge.
 
2014-06-15 02:56:38 PM  

Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.


Ha ha, sounds complicated...I like it!
 
2014-06-15 02:56:59 PM  

FlyingJ: MztlplxDammit(2) is up to 9th. cue Jaws theme ::

It's called the Home Track Advantage/Conspiracy  http://www.macombdaily.com/sports/20140614/brad-keselowski-aches-to-w i n-sprint-cup-race-at-mis

Infobahn KFC game night chick is hot

here-since nobody cares about Miss Sprint Cup(s)   http://whoisthathotadgirl.tumblr.com/search/kfc


I am getting different KFC commercials. Mine are MILFy sitting with families
 
2014-06-15 02:57:21 PM  
I see Marie Osmond had some DSL's installed.
 
2014-06-15 02:57:36 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-15 02:57:47 PM  
say.. did you know the race leader can choose inside or outside?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:04 PM  
Stupid gif is too large.

http://i.imgur.com/XAMKRjX.gif

Click link to see the gif.
 
2014-06-15 02:58:04 PM  
Who?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:08 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.


they could at least give me shirtless hottie commercials

/with icing to lick off of him..
.//happy birthday to meeeeee
///slashes in threes
 
2014-06-15 02:58:11 PM  
Girlfriend called me and we talked for the last 35 minutes or so... why is Jeff back in 14th or so?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:21 PM  
Who's using a COMMERCIAL IDOL here?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:33 PM  

Little Mr. Moffitt goes for a spin

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2014-06-15 02:58:35 PM  

vegaswench: Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.

Ha ha, sounds complicated...I like it!


So...Kyle(1)^2 today? Hsve I got it right?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:58 PM  
Yet ANOTHER caution.

I'm not feeling bad about missing most of this race. Back to the World Cup. See ya, guys.
 
2014-06-15 02:59:16 PM  

vegaswench: Who?


SOMEONE TAKING RYTRU'S SPOT!
 
2014-06-15 02:59:32 PM  

www.nasa.gov

/Obscure?
 
2014-06-15 03:00:06 PM  

DanZero: Who's using a COMMERCIAL IDOL here?


We need to add that to the 2014 Addendum of the 2011 Idol Convention.
 
2014-06-15 03:00:12 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: crotchgrabber: Who is signed as announcers for NBC?

not Bill Weber, that's for sure.

'd still like to know what happened to get him blacklisted.


Doing some Internet investigating, it sounds like there are plenty of testimonials that he is one of those guys who is a big ego head case type.

Apparently he got drunk and got into it with an employee at a hotel he was staying at prior to a Summer series race at Loudon, allegedly along the lines of "do you know who I am? I'll have your job because fark you."

Even though TNT never commented about it, I'd speculate it was the straw that broke the camel's back and/or he told TNT to eat his shorts and he was off to ESPN or FOX...and now he's pulling rabbits out of hats. Literally.
 
2014-06-15 03:00:30 PM  

Mztlplx: vegaswench: Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.

Ha ha, sounds complicated...I like it!

So...Kyle(1)^2 today? Hsve I got it right?


Yep.  The NASCAR threads will look like one giant algebra problem soon. *evil laugh*
 
2014-06-15 03:02:55 PM  
Meow, Jr.
 
2014-06-15 03:03:12 PM  
I really love the Caution-Commercial-Caution-Commercial TNT
 
2014-06-15 03:03:41 PM  

Jensaarai: [www.nasa.gov image 850x637]/Obscure?


What is that?  Reactor or super-massive idol?

And MOAR COMMERSHALS!  WE DEMANDZ IT!!!

/they won't get to black flagging Larson until he passes the 48
 
2014-06-15 03:03:45 PM  
Everyone complaining about DammitLarson. That's pretty funny.
 
2014-06-15 03:04:33 PM  

Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.

Sonoma road course. You going?


nah. No dinero, and the heart is still being an asshole.
 
2014-06-15 03:04:46 PM  
Okay I have been dozing in and out. What all happened between the second wreck of the day and the nursery rhyme spinning?
 
2014-06-15 03:06:07 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: vegaswench: Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.

Ha ha, sounds complicated...I like it!

So...Kyle(1)^2 today? Hsve I got it right?

Yep.  The NASCAR threads will look like one giant algebra problem soon. *evil laugh*


wallpoper.com
/and that's just page one of idol callibration
 
2014-06-15 03:06:18 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.

Sonoma road course. You going?

nah. No dinero, and the heart is still being an asshole.


Sorry man. But at least the idols won't blue up your truck too far from home. Hate to leave you stranded.
 
2014-06-15 03:06:24 PM  

bluorangefyre: Jensaarai: [www.nasa.gov image 850x637]/Obscure?

What is that?  Reactor or super-massive idol?

And MOAR COMMERSHALS!  WE DEMANDZ IT!!!

/they won't get to black flagging Larson until he passes the 48


Moffet Field.

I was making a joke about what just happened on track, since Moffit went into the field. Kinda fell flat.

Of course, it's now the home of NASA Ames Research center, so they probably *do* have something there that can be used to supercharge idols.
 
2014-06-15 03:06:55 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Okay I have been dozing in and out. What all happened between the second wreck of the day and the nursery rhyme spinning?


Approximately five minutes of green flag racing sandwiched in between a few cautions and several dozen commercials.
 
2014-06-15 03:07:32 PM  

Mztlplx: Sorry man. But at least the idols won't blue up your truck too far from home. Hate to leave you stranded.


ha, thanks!
 
2014-06-15 03:07:43 PM  
My former BFF just texted. Dafuq??? Not spoken to him in almost a year.
 
2014-06-15 03:08:01 PM  
@LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.
 
2014-06-15 03:08:23 PM  
ANOTHER WRECK?
 
2014-06-15 03:08:36 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.

Sonoma road course. You going?

nah. No dinero, and the heart is still being an asshole.


I was thinking about going, but I'm buying a motorcycle instead.

Moar caution.
 
2014-06-15 03:08:43 PM  
They're serving bacon at Denny's
 
2014-06-15 03:08:44 PM  
It's not Denny time...
 
2014-06-15 03:08:50 PM  
Dammitalltohell Denny...

/so much for my fantasy team this week
 
2014-06-15 03:08:51 PM  

Almirola and Hanlin go for a spin

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2014-06-15 03:08:53 PM  
Ahahaha Aric is stuck

Are we already past clownshoes?
 
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