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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 479
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2014-06-15 02:28:54 PM
Who fired off a Kyle idol?
 
2014-06-15 02:29:20 PM
DammitKyle1
 
2014-06-15 02:29:42 PM
@nateryan
Crew chief Chad Knaus says everyone will be a little short of making it to the finish on two more stops.

/and Chad is always spot-on re fuel
 
2014-06-15 02:29:45 PM

bluorangefyre: Who fired off a Kyle idol?


That would be me.
 
2014-06-15 02:30:11 PM

vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2


Busch is Kyle1, right?
 
2014-06-15 02:31:16 PM

Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: Who fired off a Kyle idol?

That would be me.


I thought we had agreed under the Idol Convention of 2011 that all idols would be re-purposed to defeating the #48 team.
 
2014-06-15 02:32:11 PM
crotchgrabberI met Dan Sullivan a few months back.He stewards a couple F1 races a year.

Was he in good shape, then?
 
2014-06-15 02:32:24 PM

bluorangefyre: Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: Who fired off a Kyle idol?

That would be me.

I thought we had agreed under the Idol Convention of 2011 that all idols would be re-purposed to defeating the #48 team.


My secondary batteries are aimed at the 22, as always.
 
2014-06-15 02:33:26 PM

FlyingJ: crotchgrabberI met Dan Sullivan a few months back.He stewards a couple F1 races a year.

Was he in good shape, then?


Yeah, he's aging well.


Jesus, this race sucks.
 
2014-06-15 02:33:48 PM
@nateryan
This will mark six races since Kyle Busch's most recent top five. Would be panic time if not for Fontana victory.
 
2014-06-15 02:33:52 PM

crotchgrabber: Jesus, this race sucks.

 
2014-06-15 02:33:59 PM

Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.

But...but...Roman Reigns!


Can we call upon The Shield to take out Chad Knauss?
 
2014-06-15 02:35:03 PM

bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.

But...but...Roman Reigns!

Can we call upon The Shield to take out Chad Knauss?


Give him to the Wyatts.

/can someone 'shop a sheep mask on him?
 
2014-06-15 02:35:29 PM

crotchgrabber: FlyingJ: crotchgrabberI met Dan Sullivan a few months back.He stewards a couple F1 races a year.

Was he in good shape, then?

Yeah, he's aging well.


Jesus, this race sucks.


You're assuming TNT is broadcasting a race.  They're broadcasting more commercials than you can shake a stick at.  Ten laps from halfway and I think we're at ten commercial breaks.  They're gonna squeeze in more for the second half, I'm sure.
 
2014-06-15 02:35:40 PM
Tiny Infant Baby Jesus.....please smite the top two
 
2014-06-15 02:36:15 PM
:: pushes output to 80% ::
 
2014-06-15 02:36:37 PM
MAX POWER ON THE IDOLS!
 
2014-06-15 02:37:10 PM

QueenMamaBee: Tiny Infant Baby Jesus.....please smite the top two


Fires up reactor, sets power to 110%.
 
2014-06-15 02:37:45 PM
Who is signed as announcers for NBC?
 
2014-06-15 02:37:55 PM
Dammit(2) is up to 9th.

:: cue Jaws theme ::
 
2014-06-15 02:37:55 PM

bluorangefyre: I thought we had agreed under the Idol Convention of 2011 that all idols would be re-purposed to defeating the #48 team.


Every time I have brought the Wave Motion Engine on line and aimed the cannon at the 48, he moved up in the standings.  I decided to go for my almost as hated driver instead today.  I can re-target if you want.
 
2014-06-15 02:39:02 PM

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.

But...but...Roman Reigns!

Can we call upon The Shield to take out Chad Knauss?

Give him to the Wyatts.

/can someone 'shop a sheep mask on him?


I'd say get Evolution but BOOtista split...
 
2014-06-15 02:39:16 PM

crotchgrabber: Who is signed as announcers for NBC?


not Bill Weber, that's for sure.

'd still like to know what happened to get him blacklisted.
 
2014-06-15 02:39:39 PM

Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: I thought we had agreed under the Idol Convention of 2011 that all idols would be re-purposed to defeating the #48 team.

Every time I have brought the Wave Motion Engine on line and aimed the cannon at the 48, he moved up in the standings.  I decided to go for my almost as hated driver instead today.  I can re-target if you want.


Wouldn't hurt at this point.
 
2014-06-15 02:39:44 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?


If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?
 
2014-06-15 02:39:48 PM

bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: Tiny Infant Baby Jesus.....please smite the top two

Fires up reactor, sets power to 110%.


Time to fire up Porch Buddha
 
2014-06-15 02:40:23 PM

AngryDesertDweller: Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.

But...but...Roman Reigns!

Can we call upon The Shield to take out Chad Knauss?

Give him to the Wyatts.

/can someone 'shop a sheep mask on him?

I'd say get Evolution but BOOtista split...


I say we go old school and get the Four Horsemen.
 
2014-06-15 02:40:29 PM

crotchgrabber: Who is signed as announcers for NBC?


Nevermind. I googled.

Rick Allen
Jeff Burton
Steve LeTarte

I'm more than ok with this.
 
2014-06-15 02:40:41 PM
Well dammit Kyle3 and...fin.  Guess I shouldn't have worn my Kyle shirt today. :(
 
2014-06-15 02:40:46 PM

crotchgrabber: Who is signed as announcers for NBC?


I think they poached Rick Allen from FS1.
 
2014-06-15 02:40:55 PM
KFC game night chick is hot
 
2014-06-15 02:41:24 PM
MID RACE REPORT

Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 1 (couldn't wait TNT?)
Race Returns - Lap 7
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 9
Race Returns - Lap 12
Commercial - Lap 20
Race Returns - Lap 25
Commercial - Lap 29
Race Returns - Lap 34
Commercial - Lap 45
Race Returns - Lap 50
Commercial - Lap 55
Race Returns - Lap 61
Commercial - Lap 66
Race Returns - Lap 71
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 75
Race Returns - Lap 79
Commercial - Lap 86
Race Returns - Lap 90
Commercial - Lap 99

10 breaks 1st half, can we break 20 today?
 
2014-06-15 02:42:26 PM

Infobahn: KFC game night chick is hot


I'd play with her?
 
2014-06-15 02:43:03 PM

Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?


I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.
 
2014-06-15 02:43:29 PM

WHILST WE WERE AWAY!

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2014-06-15 02:43:42 PM
While we were away...
 
2014-06-15 02:43:52 PM
Whilst we were hither
 
2014-06-15 02:44:03 PM
I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.
 
2014-06-15 02:45:09 PM

DanZero: MID RACE REPORT

Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 1 (couldn't wait TNT?)
Race Returns - Lap 7
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 9
Race Returns - Lap 12
Commercial - Lap 20
Race Returns - Lap 25
Commercial - Lap 29
Race Returns - Lap 34
Commercial - Lap 45
Race Returns - Lap 50
Commercial - Lap 55
Race Returns - Lap 61
Commercial - Lap 66
Race Returns - Lap 71
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 75
Race Returns - Lap 79
Commercial - Lap 86
Race Returns - Lap 90
Commercial - Lap 99

10 breaks 1st half, can we break 20 today?


Quick math shows that's 43% of the race on commercial break.
 
2014-06-15 02:45:20 PM
Harvick takes the leak back in the pits. Nice.
 
2014-06-15 02:45:20 PM
The ultra-rare "While both TV and MRN were away..."
 
2014-06-15 02:46:16 PM
TNT COMMERCIALS & DRAMA

BOOM

/confetti
 
2014-06-15 02:47:15 PM

vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.


ah, ok. I had thought that K1 was Busch, and K2, Larson
 
2014-06-15 02:47:21 PM

vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.


I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.
 
2014-06-15 02:47:38 PM

bluorangefyre: Wouldn't hurt at this point.


Well, all righty then.  Wave Motion engine brought up to 120%.  Safety's have been removed.  Aimed at the 48.  Preparing to fire....

i113.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 02:48:17 PM

Mztlplx: Dammit(2) is up to 9th.

:: cue Jaws theme ::


@brantjames
Kyle Larson coming on like he's bringing home the Huggies.
 
2014-06-15 02:48:20 PM
Larson up to sixth. Whoa
 
2014-06-15 02:48:34 PM

Foaming: Whilst we were hither


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Alas, poor Ragan! I knew him, NASFARK; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent Taco Bell sponsorship; he hath spun around on this track a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
 
2014-06-15 02:48:40 PM

Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.


Kyle Busch is Kyle, Kyle Larson is DammitLarson and Kyle Petty is.. going away after this year.
 
2014-06-15 02:49:07 PM
MztlplxDammit(2) is up to 9th. cue Jaws theme ::

It's called the Home Track Advantage/Conspiracy  http://www.macombdaily.com/sports/20140614/brad-keselowski-aches-to-w i n-sprint-cup-race-at-mis

Infobahn KFC game night chick is hot

here-since nobody cares about Miss Sprint Cup(s)   http://whoisthathotadgirl.tumblr.com/search/kfc
 
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