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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 479
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2014-06-15 01:32:51 PM  
Prince Crumplefenders also got in the wall.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:04 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Does Kyle Petty ever just shut up ??


Unfortunately not.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:21 PM  

anniesmom: Mztlplx: :: tosses ¥1000 into the collection basket, bows deeply and claps hands once ::

Kami-dono..Jimi Jonson to hono no utsukushi boru 48 kuruma o shohi suru yo ni anata no chikara o shiyo shiate kudasai. Chado Kunausu no herupesu no itami o tomonau toyo-ryo o atae, doyi ni Joey Logano o kyoda shiate kudasai.

Arigato gozaimasu.

:: bows deeply and claps hands once again ::

^^THIS^^


Hi Anniesmom :)

Your eulogy will be mostly in English. I promise.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:32 PM  
Umm... guys... this isn't IndyCar, you don't need to start the lulz this soon.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:34 PM  
Did anyone catch that? Before the commercial break Walley said kpavil was in 13th in the points?

I think kyle corrected him that it's vickers
 
2014-06-15 01:33:46 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Prince Crumplefenders also got in the wall.


..and TNT can't tell the difference between Prince and Princess
 
2014-06-15 01:33:53 PM  

bluorangefyre: OK, so if there's, like, eleventy billion cautions in the first half of the race, will TNT run out of commercials to show?


They'll borrow some.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:54 PM  

No Line For Beer: You_EEEeeediot: double bonus with that combo is we don't have to hear about how this is Penske's home track again and again and again.

And Rousch.

Those stands should be pretty well filled.  Apparently they gave away a ton of tickets to Rousch, Penske, GM, and Ford.


I noticed the attendance looks good. Better than they've had at a lot of races this year. Thanks for explaining it.
 
2014-06-15 01:34:15 PM  

Mztlplx: anniesmom: Mztlplx: :: tosses ¥1000 into the collection basket, bows deeply and claps hands once ::

Kami-dono..Jimi Jonson to hono no utsukushi boru 48 kuruma o shohi suru yo ni anata no chikara o shiyo shiate kudasai. Chado Kunausu no herupesu no itami o tomonau toyo-ryo o atae, doyi ni Joey Logano o kyoda shiate kudasai.

Arigato gozaimasu.

:: bows deeply and claps hands once again ::

^^THIS^^

Hi Anniesmom :)

Your eulogy will be mostly in English. I promise.


Lol.... Thanks!
 Gotta run...got hungry people waiting on me!
 Have fun!
 
2014-06-15 01:34:18 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Does Kyle Petty ever just shut up ??


MRN - Waltrip and Petty-less
 
2014-06-15 01:34:34 PM  
Get the boner pills
 
2014-06-15 01:34:43 PM  
Holy crap... TWO COMMERCIAL BREAKS WITHIN THE FIRST TEN LAPS!  Granted we've also had two cautions in that timeframe, but this is ridiculous!
 
2014-06-15 01:34:58 PM  
I expect plenty of Murder In the First commercials, TNT
 
2014-06-15 01:35:44 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I expect plenty of Murder In the First commercials, TNT


how about a Harvick commercial? Happy now?
 
2014-06-15 01:36:00 PM  
That was awesome... They saw the crash and immediately blamed princess crumplefenders

Had to watch the replay to rule out Danica

Kyle and Wally are horrible :(
 
2014-06-15 01:36:02 PM  

bluorangefyre: Holy crap... TWO COMMERCIAL BREAKS WITHIN THE FIRST TEN LAPS!  Granted we've also had two cautions in that timeframe, but this is ridiculous!


TNT was told by NASCAR last week

"Your 20 commercial breaks, while about the same as FOX's average, WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! Now you see why we chose NBC instead next year!"
 
2014-06-15 01:36:29 PM  
@ESPNMcGee
So...I take the blame for all this. On pit road I said we always start Michigan with a long green flag run. #McGeeCurse
 
2014-06-15 01:36:48 PM  
crotchgrabber:  I noticed the attendance looks good. Better than they've had at a lot of races this year. Thanks for explaining it.

I've been to this race 3 times, and it is honestly much better on TV.  It's a mostly boring race to watch from the stands, even with one of those Sprint fan TV thingies.  I'll take a local short track race any day over it.
 
2014-06-15 01:37:03 PM  
New record? 2 wrecks and 15 commercials in the first ten laps
 
2014-06-15 01:37:05 PM  
Fuq Yimmy Yawnson
 
2014-06-15 01:37:08 PM  
The Bestest  It's part of the transitional plan of ceding Detroit to Canada and renaming it North Windsor.

well, since they're racing in the Irish Hills why not sing "A Soldier's Song", too?
http://www.detroitirish.org/anthem.html
 
2014-06-15 01:37:33 PM  
I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.
 
2014-06-15 01:37:45 PM  
All I can say is thank the kamis I'm still slightly drunk from last night.
 
2014-06-15 01:37:49 PM  
Switzerland is about to get a free kick from outside the box
 
2014-06-15 01:37:57 PM  
@nateryan
Crew chief Chad Knaus advising Jimmie Johnson to "keep saving all you can." Fuel mileage not a strong suit for 48.


/snert
 
2014-06-15 01:38:03 PM  
Let's try this again.
 
2014-06-15 01:38:40 PM  
A FULL LAP UNDER GREEN! That's a record for this race!
 
2014-06-15 01:38:40 PM  
@NascarMemes

TNT loves cautions. More cautions = More commercials.
 
2014-06-15 01:38:55 PM  
As a liberal, I never thought I would say the words "I miss Fox" out loud
 
2014-06-15 01:39:01 PM  

You_EEEeeediot: crotchgrabber:  I noticed the attendance looks good. Better than they've had at a lot of races this year. Thanks for explaining it.

I've been to this race 3 times, and it is honestly much better on TV.  It's a mostly boring race to watch from the stands, even with one of those Sprint fan TV thingies.  I'll take a local short track race any day over it.


Same story with any big oval, IMO. Short tracks and road courses are awesome live. Especially if you can walk around the road courses and check out different corners.

Holy crap... I think we just had our first green flag lap. #13!!!!!
 
2014-06-15 01:39:16 PM  

crotchgrabber: QueenMamaBee: I expect plenty of Murder In the First commercials, TNT

how about a Harvick commercial? Happy now?


yup. :)
 
2014-06-15 01:39:26 PM  
We made it a lap!
 
2014-06-15 01:39:56 PM  
Dammit Kurt1
 
2014-06-15 01:40:45 PM  
What's wrong with Kurt?
 
2014-06-15 01:40:48 PM  
TNT.

We Know Clowntires.
 
2014-06-15 01:41:05 PM  

KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.


IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks
 
2014-06-15 01:41:40 PM  

smerfnablin: What's wrong with Kurt?


You want that list in alphabetical order?
 
2014-06-15 01:42:00 PM  

DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks


I blame Juan Pablo.
 
2014-06-15 01:42:01 PM  
For Father's Day today for my dad, I told him that Smoke is allowed to win without me complaining. :P

Jeff... Jeff just needs to finish this race without blowing his engine. :|
 
2014-06-15 01:42:16 PM  

DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks


Indycar needs to schedule some more damn races. This season is too short.
 
2014-06-15 01:42:41 PM  

good_2_go: smerfnablin: What's wrong with Kurt?

You want that list in alphabetical order?


What's wrong with Kurt... That can't be treated with medication and therapy?

/better?
 
2014-06-15 01:44:47 PM  
So we haven't even had ten percent of the race go and already on our third commercial break.  WOW!

A quick calculation off the top of my head shows that we've missed, oh, 45% of the race.
 
2014-06-15 01:45:15 PM  
While you were away?
 
2014-06-15 01:46:28 PM  
 You_EEEeeediot I've been to this race 3 times, and it is honestly much better on TV.  It's a mostly boring race to watch from the stands, even with one of those Sprint fan TV thingies.  I'll take a local short track race any day over it.

You forgot to throw an elbow @ Fontana, which Roger Penske built as an exact replica of MIS  Nevermind that we'd lost Ontario 30 years ago, an exact replica of Indy(there's SoCal racing fans to this day will not buy Chevron gas after their hostile takeover & destruction of that track to finally develop it into our Hockey Arena, Motel Row, Big Box Shopping Centers).  Not to mention Riverside...
 
2014-06-15 01:46:39 PM  

smerfnablin: What's wrong with Kurt?


www.wwe.com
 
2014-06-15 01:46:43 PM  
And another Stupid Nascar commercial during the race.
 
2014-06-15 01:47:02 PM  
Getting spoiled by World Cup coverage

They actually show a solid 45 minutes with no commercials or interruptions
 
2014-06-15 01:47:25 PM  

crotchgrabber: DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks

Indycar needs to schedule some more damn races. This season is too short.


They announced they're adding a race at some club track south of New Orleans (contingent on facility upgrades.) There are also fairly solid rumors of them going back to somewhere in Brazil, and possibly even a street race in Dubai (!?)
 
2014-06-15 01:48:44 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, MORE COMMERCIALS!
 
2014-06-15 01:49:45 PM  
I'm calling a fire on Pit Row this week.
 
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