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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 479
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2014-06-15 01:22:12 PM  
Well, that happened.
 
2014-06-15 01:22:23 PM  
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I grinned when Vickers lost it.. I LOL'd when he collected Kvapil

/dunno WHY I'm so hostile towards the ex-BKers
 
2014-06-15 01:22:28 PM  
MRN: Kvapil knicked Vickers.

/hell of a knick
//a shaving knick like that, you'd bleed out
 
2014-06-15 01:22:35 PM  
Oh, and WE'LL BE GETTING OUR FIRST COMMERCIAL BEFORE LAP 10 NOW!
 
2014-06-15 01:22:35 PM  
WRECK !!!! Quick load up 20 min. of commercials !!!!
 
2014-06-15 01:22:48 PM  
man, i really do have the worst luck in picking racers for yahoo fantasy. LOL. wtf Vickers
 
2014-06-15 01:23:13 PM  
:: tosses ¥1000 into the collection basket, bows deeply and claps hands once ::

Kami-dono..Jimi Jonson to hono no utsukushi boru 48 kuruma o shohi suru yo ni anata no chikara o shiyo shiate kudasai. Chado Kunausu no herupesu no itami o tomonau toyo-ryo o atae, doyi ni Joey Logano o kyoda shiate kudasai.

Arigato gozaimasu.

:: bows deeply and claps hands once again ::
 
2014-06-15 01:23:22 PM  

DanZero: Oh, and WE'LL BE GETTING OUR FIRST COMMERCIAL BEFORE LAP 10 NOW!


AngryDesertDweller: WRECK !!!! Quick load up 20 min. of commercials !!!!


TNT SIMULPOST
 
2014-06-15 01:23:47 PM  
The #55 wrecked?  Well, it's an official race now.
 
2014-06-15 01:23:48 PM  
Wally: "You can arc a car in..."
Vickers & Kvapil: "ARCA car in? Okay."
 
2014-06-15 01:23:56 PM  
Vickers is an absolute tool... why does he keep getting rides, other than the fact he is friends with some of the top tier drivers
 
2014-06-15 01:23:57 PM  
Happy Father's Day!

Boom, lap 1...Vickers...LOLz
 
2014-06-15 01:24:34 PM  
It's like the day before Christmas in a Wal-Mart parking lot
 
2014-06-15 01:24:39 PM  
TNT just needed an excuse to go to commercial before lap 5.

Also, Did Kurt try to personally take out HWSNBN?
 
2014-06-15 01:25:15 PM  
@NascarMemes

So much for "4 lanes wide."
 
2014-06-15 01:25:33 PM  
My bday wish got farked up. That should have been Logano and Krashalotski
 
2014-06-15 01:25:36 PM  

bluorangefyre: TNT just needed an excuse to go to commercial before lap 5.

Also, Did Kurt try to personally take out HWSNBN?


Sure did.
 
2014-06-15 01:26:05 PM  

bluorangefyre: TNT just needed an excuse to go to commercial before lap 5.

Also, Did Kurt try to personally take out HWSNBN?


If he had succeeded, I would have probably liked him just a little bit more.
 
2014-06-15 01:26:05 PM  

QueenMamaBee: My bday wish got farked up. That should have been Logano and Krashalotski


There's still plenty of time
and commercials
 
2014-06-15 01:26:43 PM  
Did I get here in time to miss all the idol posts. Good.
 
2014-06-15 01:26:45 PM  

QueenMamaBee: My bday wish got farked up. That should have been Logano and Krashalotski


There is still time...  double bonus with that combo is we don't have to hear about how this is Penske's home track again and again and again.
 
2014-06-15 01:27:15 PM  

You_EEEeeediot: Vickers is an absolute tool... why does he keep getting rides, other than the fact he is friends with some of the top tier drivers


Once upon a time he could drive quite well.
 
2014-06-15 01:28:00 PM  
Saw this on FB:

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2014-06-15 01:28:31 PM  
:: ramps Tiny Buddha power output from standby to 60%, adjusts railgun alignment and loads a new tungsten slug..sets waveform guides to "Squid Girl" ::
 
2014-06-15 01:28:41 PM  

bluorangefyre: TNT just needed an excuse to go to commercial before lap 5.

Also, Did Kurt try to personally take out HWSNBN?


Dale Jr. was live tweeting while watching the truck race.  He was complaining about the number of commercials and how they seem to coincide with cautions and lead changes.
 
2014-06-15 01:29:10 PM  
Tiny Infant Baby Jesus....please smite Logano's engine
 
2014-06-15 01:30:19 PM  
Could someone postpone this to later on this afternoon please? I have two Fathers Day picnics to go to and won't be able to see what's happening.
  Funny how the only Yankee in this Southern family is the only Nascar fanatic!
  Have fun Y'all.
 Who wants sweet corn and ribs?
Banana pudding?
and I think Uncle Bubba brought some moonshine but SHHHHh don't tell Aunt Lucy!
:)
 
2014-06-15 01:30:32 PM  
OH FOR THE LOVE OF FSM!!
 
2014-06-15 01:30:34 PM  
DamnitLarson
 
2014-06-15 01:30:41 PM  
Dammit Dammit!
 
2014-06-15 01:30:42 PM  
AAAAHHHH KASEY NO ;M;
 
2014-06-15 01:30:43 PM  
Larson, Kahne...
Are we gonna get a full green flag lap today?
 
2014-06-15 01:30:43 PM  
Whoa, again??
 
2014-06-15 01:30:45 PM  
restart the commercials
 
2014-06-15 01:30:51 PM  
So Montoya's spotter told the MRN crew that "he's having a little trouble with this years rules package."
 
2014-06-15 01:30:56 PM  

DAMNIT LARSON!   AND AIM THAT IDOL A BIT BETTER!

img.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-15 01:31:10 PM  

Larson need to take a Kahne, he's getting a bit old



BOF-flagdog
 
2014-06-15 01:31:11 PM  
 
2014-06-15 01:31:18 PM  
Wow...
 
2014-06-15 01:31:22 PM  

You_EEEeeediot: double bonus with that combo is we don't have to hear about how this is Penske's home track again and again and again.


And Rousch.

Those stands should be pretty well filled.  Apparently they gave away a ton of tickets to Rousch, Penske, GM, and Ford.
 
2014-06-15 01:31:33 PM  
Does Kyle Petty ever just shut up ??
 
2014-06-15 01:31:40 PM  

Mztlplx: :: tosses ¥1000 into the collection basket, bows deeply and claps hands once ::

Kami-dono..Jimi Jonson to hono no utsukushi boru 48 kuruma o shohi suru yo ni anata no chikara o shiyo shiate kudasai. Chado Kunausu no herupesu no itami o tomonau toyo-ryo o atae, doyi ni Joey Logano o kyoda shiate kudasai.

Arigato gozaimasu.

:: bows deeply and claps hands once again ::


^^THIS^^
 
2014-06-15 01:31:54 PM  
Key the cut away music.
 
2014-06-15 01:32:05 PM  
DAMMIT, LARSON!

HAHAHAHAHAHA Kahne!

that's 3-for-3 on ex-BK

shame Rooty isn't in this race to make the superfecta
 
2014-06-15 01:32:06 PM  
Can't complete one lap without clown shoes
 
2014-06-15 01:32:09 PM  
The Clownshoes 400 from Michigan
 
2014-06-15 01:32:13 PM  

anniesmom: Could someone postpone this to later on this afternoon please?


NASCAR's doing a bang-up job for ya
 
2014-06-15 01:32:30 PM  
OK, so if there's, like, eleventy billion cautions in the first half of the race, will TNT run out of commercials to show?
 
2014-06-15 01:32:40 PM  
Somehow Kasey will blame Kyle Busch...  cause clearly that's the only reason he can't win a race.
 
2014-06-15 01:32:48 PM  
@nascarcasm

Kasey sure has crap luck with people named Kyle.
 
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