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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 479
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2014-06-15 12:28:15 AM  

Are you not sports or commercial entertained?


www.hollywoodreporter.com

And now its time for...


Commercials about drama!


Commercials about women problems!


Commercials about men problems!


Your weekly NASFARK checklist!  Ever changing and hopefully not interrupted by TNT needing to show 55 more commercials in between.


(Created by DanZero & bluorangefyre, with contributions from Professor Farksworth, QueenMamaBee, Mzltplx, and a bunch of other Fark racing fans!)

1) Every 25th post is "DANICA," every 500th post is "CHECKERED FLAG!" and every 1,100th post is, "Screw the gredunza, I just did the double!"
2) Somebody asking "ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?" before the 10th post
3) Somebody comes in with a humorous "left/right turn/going in circles" comment
4) BOOGITY in some form when race starts
5) Idols/Buddhas/Transformers/Reactors being fired up
6) Complaints about TNT & ESPN race coverage (or if in TNT/ESPN coverage, how bad it is and how we pine for FOX again) ONLY VALID FOR 2014!
7) While we were away
8) Green flag pit stops
9) The inevitable race commentator foul up
10) Phantom cautions
11) "Austin Dillon driving car number three... the number made famous by the late/great Dale Earnhardt."
12) MLP deployment ONLY in the following instances: sad Rainbow Dash when Princess Crumplefenders (AKA Danica) inevitably wrecks, happy Rainbow Dash if she's running in the top 20, charging Rainbow Dash if she's in the top 10, and whatever the evil pony is that is the sister of the queen pony if we need some extra mojo to help the idols and Buddhas defeat car #48
13) Complaints and such if Jimmie Johnson wins again and celebrations from his fan(s)
14) Race is official when Kvapil, Reutimann, Wise or Danica bring out the caution (can be more than one)
15) BONUS OFFICIAL RACE: Mikey brings out the yellow
16) Something to do with potato salad and/or sugar free gummi bears
17) SPECIAL BONUS: One of us is actually at the track
18) Something not meant to catch fire does
19) We are reminded about how a track is famous for The Big One/Darlington Stripe/Eating tires/Fuel Mileage races.
20) "Because #3 car"
21) Race is boring... what are you drinking?
22) "Lord baby Jesus, smite Logano's engine!"
23) Somebody asking why they don't run in the rain followed by a quick explaination why its not a good idea
24) Idol collateral damage warning
25) DanZero's commercial recap from last week and running throughout the thread
26) DOUBLE SECRET OFFICIAL RACE:  If JPM causes the caution or blows something up.
 
2014-06-15 12:29:54 AM  
NASFARK TWITTER LIST!(Updated 6/1/2014)

bluorangefyre - @bluorangefyre
QueenMamaBee - @KyJockeyLuvr
Mztlplx - @tinfoil_fedora
Professor Farksworth - @TDA_wooo
Foaming - @EvanOlson
Gonz - @Ben_Deckos
radiofreewill - @insert_funny

Follow us and add your name to this list!
 
2014-06-15 12:31:53 AM  
Another fast one. I had one ready, but I had forgot all about JPM's return, so I'm glad someone else's got in this week. See you in about 12 hours for more audio problems, commercials, more audio problems, commercials
 
2014-06-15 10:35:26 AM  
Ryan Truex was the lone entrant who failed to qualify.

farkdammitsomuch...
 
2014-06-15 11:15:00 AM  
Sweet! Montoya is back!
 
2014-06-15 12:30:06 PM  
Let's go, Smoke!
 
2014-06-15 12:35:16 PM  

Big Merl: Sweet! Montoya is back!


Just for today and Brickyard
 
2014-06-15 12:38:50 PM  
Hello NASFARK...

Made it until 6am watching LeMans, still dint know who won what.

/guessing Audi #2, and the Corvette
 
2014-06-15 12:41:06 PM  

Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...

Made it until 6am watching LeMans, still dint know who won what.

/guessing Audi #2, and the Corvette


I was busy last night and had to get SOME sleep this morning..

What happened to the #7 Toyota? It was leading by a whole lap for about the first 12 hours, then something knocked it out?
 
2014-06-15 12:43:06 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-06-15 12:44:42 PM  

The Bestest: Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...

Made it until 6am watching LeMans, still dint know who won what.

/guessing Audi #2, and the Corvette

I was busy last night and had to get SOME sleep this morning..

What happened to the #7 Toyota? It was leading by a whole lap for about the first 12 hours, then something knocked it out?


Don't know exactly, but I seem to recall it going into the garage, then coming back out...then stalling again in the pits.

By that point, my BAC was in the mid 0.2's...
 
2014-06-15 12:46:00 PM  

good_2_go: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x772]


There's a "Sunoco Rookie of the Race" award? Do they just automatically hand that to Larson every week? Hell, I think if any of the 3 BKR drivers ever won that, I'd count that as a win for the season for them.
 
2014-06-15 12:47:09 PM  

good_2_go:


We get to hear "Oh Canada (We Stand On Cars And Freeze)"??

What is this, hockey?
 
2014-06-15 12:49:08 PM  

Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada (We Stand On Cars And Freeze)"??

What is this, hockey?


It's part of the transitional plan of ceding Detroit to Canada and renaming it North Windsor.
 
2014-06-15 12:52:41 PM  

The Bestest: Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada (We Stand On Cars And Freeze)"??

What is this, hockey?

It's part of the transitional plan of ceding Detroit to Canada and renaming it North Windsor.


:: begins the process of cleaning shredded wheat if his monitor ::

Good one.
 
2014-06-15 12:53:20 PM  

The Bestest: Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada (We Stand On Cars And Freeze)"??

What is this, hockey?

It's part of the transitional plan of ceding Detroit to Canada and renaming it North Windsor.


So we're trading them Detroit for Rob Ford?
 
2014-06-15 12:58:53 PM  

Mztlplx: The Bestest: Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...

Made it until 6am watching LeMans, still dint know who won what.

/guessing Audi #2, and the Corvette

I was busy last night and had to get SOME sleep this morning..

What happened to the #7 Toyota? It was leading by a whole lap for about the first 12 hours, then something knocked it out?

Don't know exactly, but I seem to recall it going into the garage, then coming back out...then stalling again in the pits.

By that point, my BAC was in the mid 0.2's...


Yeah after that it stopped out on the course during the night and no one could find it for a while, which was funny and confusing. I think the electrics broke, not a collision.
 
2014-06-15 01:01:06 PM  
....And TNT disses Canada.
 
2014-06-15 01:01:29 PM  
ACTIVATING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL...

CENTERING ON BLACK CAR NUMBER 48...

LOCKING ON TO COORDINATES 42.0663° N, 84.2414° W

JIMMIE JOHNSON

(You are the weakest link, goodbye.)
 
2014-06-15 01:01:45 PM  

Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada?


Apparently you need to buy a ticket to get to hear it.
 
2014-06-15 01:02:54 PM  
anyone else getting captions, or is my TV possessed?
 
2014-06-15 01:03:19 PM  
Hey guys

I'll be on the laptop in a bit... Got the Sunday off but unfortunately hit with some icky cold bug.. Doesn't help bothmmy dad and bro both got bronchitis blah.

So I've been sleeping and drugged up on medicine since yesterday after work. Fun.
 
2014-06-15 01:04:02 PM  

The Bestest: anyone else getting captions, or is my TV possessed?


No captions here on DirecTV.
 
2014-06-15 01:04:18 PM  

good_2_go: Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada?

Apparently you need to buy a ticket to get to hear it.


Still got to hear the anthem singer for the Red Wings. Close enough.
 
2014-06-15 01:05:11 PM  
ok, nevermind.. it was the directv box
 
2014-06-15 01:07:38 PM  

SeikaArashi: Hey guys

I'll be on the laptop in a bit... Got the Sunday off but unfortunately hit with some icky cold bug.. Doesn't help bothmmy dad and bro both got bronchitis blah.

So I've been sleeping and drugged up on medicine since yesterday after work. Fun.


Just your average, everyday LeMans hangover here.

Feel better soon.
 
2014-06-15 01:08:18 PM  
Happy Father's Day and Corvette will get them next year at Le Mans. First set of commercials over and  under 5 laps (were talkin' TNT here) ?? Go #4 #14 and #41 ....
 
2014-06-15 01:08:48 PM  

Mztlplx: ....And TNT disses Canada.


Apparently Randy Marsh is running TNT.
i.chzbgr.com

/AND WHAT THE FARK, WHERE'S THE COMMAND TO FIRE ENGINES?
 
2014-06-15 01:09:34 PM  
Dan hasn't checked in yet....sometime want to grab commercials/laps for him?

I'm on a phone, can't do it easily.
 
2014-06-15 01:10:21 PM  
Go 23, 26 and 83 12!
 
2014-06-15 01:10:37 PM  
Start your engines
 
2014-06-15 01:12:34 PM  

Mztlplx: Dan hasn't checked in yet....sometime want to grab commercials/laps for him?

I'm on a phone, can't do it easily.


I'm here. Just had to do a few things before all this. It's TNT anyways
 
2014-06-15 01:13:38 PM  

DanZero: Mztlplx: Dan hasn't checked in yet....sometime want to grab commercials/laps for him?

I'm on a phone, can't do it easily.

I'm here. Just had to do a few things before all this. It's TNT anyways


Cool. I was just gonna post em n in-thread fit you to pick up later.
 
2014-06-15 01:14:38 PM  
@kennybruce
How about that command ... Seriously, how about it?
 
2014-06-15 01:15:01 PM  
Oh God, they're rolling off pit road with two jet dryers still on track.
 
2014-06-15 01:15:59 PM  
Hey, Juablo and Princess are rowmates.

/as are the two BKR that actually managed to qualify this week...
 
2014-06-15 01:16:04 PM  

Drivers, welcome to the Irish Hills!

img.photobucket.com

Pacedog's keepin' 'em honest for now.  Next time its for real.  NOW LET'S GET IT ON!

smc14.files.wordpress.com

 
2014-06-15 01:16:04 PM  
I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.
 
2014-06-15 01:17:27 PM  

SeikaArashi: I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.


SILENCE!  MOAR COMMERSHALLS!
 
2014-06-15 01:18:56 PM  
so.. anyone actually download that Bleacher Report app?
 
2014-06-15 01:19:07 PM  

SeikaArashi: I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.


It wasn't.
 
2014-06-15 01:19:39 PM  

SeikaArashi: I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.


It was like a Cleveland Browns Super Bowl Trophy.
 
2014-06-15 01:20:27 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 01:20:28 PM  

BOOGITY3

 
2014-06-15 01:21:19 PM  

Jensaarai: SeikaArashi: I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.

It wasn't.


@nascarcasm

If you want a silent command, just have Paul Menard do it.
 
2014-06-15 01:21:38 PM  
*snerk* thanks for making me go into a coughing fit from the laugh.

Woah caution!
 
2014-06-15 01:21:41 PM  
RACE IS OFFICIAL ON THE FIRST LAP!!
 
2014-06-15 01:21:44 PM  
Yay a wreck on lap one
 
2014-06-15 01:21:50 PM  

VICKERS COULDN'T QUITE SAVE IT

img.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-15 01:21:59 PM  

Quicken Loans -- Engineered to Caution!



I'll let BOF do the dog.
 
2014-06-15 01:22:12 PM  
Well, that happened.
 
2014-06-15 01:22:23 PM  
AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I grinned when Vickers lost it.. I LOL'd when he collected Kvapil

/dunno WHY I'm so hostile towards the ex-BKers
 
2014-06-15 01:22:28 PM  
MRN: Kvapil knicked Vickers.

/hell of a knick
//a shaving knick like that, you'd bleed out
 
2014-06-15 01:22:35 PM  
Oh, and WE'LL BE GETTING OUR FIRST COMMERCIAL BEFORE LAP 10 NOW!
 
2014-06-15 01:22:35 PM  
WRECK !!!! Quick load up 20 min. of commercials !!!!
 
2014-06-15 01:22:48 PM  
man, i really do have the worst luck in picking racers for yahoo fantasy. LOL. wtf Vickers
 
2014-06-15 01:23:13 PM  
:: tosses ¥1000 into the collection basket, bows deeply and claps hands once ::

Kami-dono..Jimi Jonson to hono no utsukushi boru 48 kuruma o shohi suru yo ni anata no chikara o shiyo shiate kudasai. Chado Kunausu no herupesu no itami o tomonau toyo-ryo o atae, doyi ni Joey Logano o kyoda shiate kudasai.

Arigato gozaimasu.

:: bows deeply and claps hands once again ::
 
2014-06-15 01:23:22 PM  

DanZero: Oh, and WE'LL BE GETTING OUR FIRST COMMERCIAL BEFORE LAP 10 NOW!


AngryDesertDweller: WRECK !!!! Quick load up 20 min. of commercials !!!!


TNT SIMULPOST
 
2014-06-15 01:23:47 PM  
The #55 wrecked?  Well, it's an official race now.
 
2014-06-15 01:23:48 PM  
Wally: "You can arc a car in..."
Vickers & Kvapil: "ARCA car in? Okay."
 
2014-06-15 01:23:56 PM  
Vickers is an absolute tool... why does he keep getting rides, other than the fact he is friends with some of the top tier drivers
 
2014-06-15 01:23:57 PM  
Happy Father's Day!

Boom, lap 1...Vickers...LOLz
 
2014-06-15 01:24:34 PM  
It's like the day before Christmas in a Wal-Mart parking lot
 
2014-06-15 01:24:39 PM  
TNT just needed an excuse to go to commercial before lap 5.

Also, Did Kurt try to personally take out HWSNBN?
 
2014-06-15 01:25:15 PM  
@NascarMemes

So much for "4 lanes wide."
 
2014-06-15 01:25:33 PM  
My bday wish got farked up. That should have been Logano and Krashalotski
 
2014-06-15 01:25:36 PM  

bluorangefyre: TNT just needed an excuse to go to commercial before lap 5.

Also, Did Kurt try to personally take out HWSNBN?


Sure did.
 
2014-06-15 01:26:05 PM  

bluorangefyre: TNT just needed an excuse to go to commercial before lap 5.

Also, Did Kurt try to personally take out HWSNBN?


If he had succeeded, I would have probably liked him just a little bit more.
 
2014-06-15 01:26:05 PM  

QueenMamaBee: My bday wish got farked up. That should have been Logano and Krashalotski


There's still plenty of time
and commercials
 
2014-06-15 01:26:43 PM  
Did I get here in time to miss all the idol posts. Good.
 
2014-06-15 01:26:45 PM  

QueenMamaBee: My bday wish got farked up. That should have been Logano and Krashalotski


There is still time...  double bonus with that combo is we don't have to hear about how this is Penske's home track again and again and again.
 
2014-06-15 01:27:15 PM  

You_EEEeeediot: Vickers is an absolute tool... why does he keep getting rides, other than the fact he is friends with some of the top tier drivers


Once upon a time he could drive quite well.
 
2014-06-15 01:28:00 PM  
Saw this on FB:

scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-06-15 01:28:31 PM  
:: ramps Tiny Buddha power output from standby to 60%, adjusts railgun alignment and loads a new tungsten slug..sets waveform guides to "Squid Girl" ::
 
2014-06-15 01:28:41 PM  

bluorangefyre: TNT just needed an excuse to go to commercial before lap 5.

Also, Did Kurt try to personally take out HWSNBN?


Dale Jr. was live tweeting while watching the truck race.  He was complaining about the number of commercials and how they seem to coincide with cautions and lead changes.
 
2014-06-15 01:29:10 PM  
Tiny Infant Baby Jesus....please smite Logano's engine
 
2014-06-15 01:30:19 PM  
Could someone postpone this to later on this afternoon please? I have two Fathers Day picnics to go to and won't be able to see what's happening.
  Funny how the only Yankee in this Southern family is the only Nascar fanatic!
  Have fun Y'all.
 Who wants sweet corn and ribs?
Banana pudding?
and I think Uncle Bubba brought some moonshine but SHHHHh don't tell Aunt Lucy!
:)
 
2014-06-15 01:30:32 PM  
OH FOR THE LOVE OF FSM!!
 
2014-06-15 01:30:34 PM  
DamnitLarson
 
2014-06-15 01:30:41 PM  
Dammit Dammit!
 
2014-06-15 01:30:42 PM  
AAAAHHHH KASEY NO ;M;
 
2014-06-15 01:30:43 PM  
Larson, Kahne...
Are we gonna get a full green flag lap today?
 
2014-06-15 01:30:43 PM  
Whoa, again??
 
2014-06-15 01:30:45 PM  
restart the commercials
 
2014-06-15 01:30:51 PM  
So Montoya's spotter told the MRN crew that "he's having a little trouble with this years rules package."
 
2014-06-15 01:30:56 PM  

DAMNIT LARSON!   AND AIM THAT IDOL A BIT BETTER!

img.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-15 01:31:10 PM  

Larson need to take a Kahne, he's getting a bit old



BOF-flagdog
 
2014-06-15 01:31:11 PM  
 
2014-06-15 01:31:18 PM  
Wow...
 
2014-06-15 01:31:22 PM  

You_EEEeeediot: double bonus with that combo is we don't have to hear about how this is Penske's home track again and again and again.


And Rousch.

Those stands should be pretty well filled.  Apparently they gave away a ton of tickets to Rousch, Penske, GM, and Ford.
 
2014-06-15 01:31:33 PM  
Does Kyle Petty ever just shut up ??
 
2014-06-15 01:31:40 PM  

Mztlplx: :: tosses ¥1000 into the collection basket, bows deeply and claps hands once ::

Kami-dono..Jimi Jonson to hono no utsukushi boru 48 kuruma o shohi suru yo ni anata no chikara o shiyo shiate kudasai. Chado Kunausu no herupesu no itami o tomonau toyo-ryo o atae, doyi ni Joey Logano o kyoda shiate kudasai.

Arigato gozaimasu.

:: bows deeply and claps hands once again ::


^^THIS^^
 
2014-06-15 01:31:54 PM  
Key the cut away music.
 
2014-06-15 01:32:05 PM  
DAMMIT, LARSON!

HAHAHAHAHAHA Kahne!

that's 3-for-3 on ex-BK

shame Rooty isn't in this race to make the superfecta
 
2014-06-15 01:32:06 PM  
Can't complete one lap without clown shoes
 
2014-06-15 01:32:09 PM  
The Clownshoes 400 from Michigan
 
2014-06-15 01:32:13 PM  

anniesmom: Could someone postpone this to later on this afternoon please?


NASCAR's doing a bang-up job for ya
 
2014-06-15 01:32:30 PM  
OK, so if there's, like, eleventy billion cautions in the first half of the race, will TNT run out of commercials to show?
 
2014-06-15 01:32:40 PM  
Somehow Kasey will blame Kyle Busch...  cause clearly that's the only reason he can't win a race.
 
2014-06-15 01:32:48 PM  
@nascarcasm

Kasey sure has crap luck with people named Kyle.
 
2014-06-15 01:32:51 PM  
Prince Crumplefenders also got in the wall.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:04 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Does Kyle Petty ever just shut up ??


Unfortunately not.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:21 PM  

anniesmom: Mztlplx: :: tosses ¥1000 into the collection basket, bows deeply and claps hands once ::

Kami-dono..Jimi Jonson to hono no utsukushi boru 48 kuruma o shohi suru yo ni anata no chikara o shiyo shiate kudasai. Chado Kunausu no herupesu no itami o tomonau toyo-ryo o atae, doyi ni Joey Logano o kyoda shiate kudasai.

Arigato gozaimasu.

:: bows deeply and claps hands once again ::

^^THIS^^


Hi Anniesmom :)

Your eulogy will be mostly in English. I promise.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:32 PM  
Umm... guys... this isn't IndyCar, you don't need to start the lulz this soon.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:34 PM  
Did anyone catch that? Before the commercial break Walley said kpavil was in 13th in the points?

I think kyle corrected him that it's vickers
 
2014-06-15 01:33:46 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Prince Crumplefenders also got in the wall.


..and TNT can't tell the difference between Prince and Princess
 
2014-06-15 01:33:53 PM  

bluorangefyre: OK, so if there's, like, eleventy billion cautions in the first half of the race, will TNT run out of commercials to show?


They'll borrow some.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:54 PM  

No Line For Beer: You_EEEeeediot: double bonus with that combo is we don't have to hear about how this is Penske's home track again and again and again.

And Rousch.

Those stands should be pretty well filled.  Apparently they gave away a ton of tickets to Rousch, Penske, GM, and Ford.


I noticed the attendance looks good. Better than they've had at a lot of races this year. Thanks for explaining it.
 
2014-06-15 01:34:15 PM  

Mztlplx: anniesmom: Mztlplx: :: tosses ¥1000 into the collection basket, bows deeply and claps hands once ::

Kami-dono..Jimi Jonson to hono no utsukushi boru 48 kuruma o shohi suru yo ni anata no chikara o shiyo shiate kudasai. Chado Kunausu no herupesu no itami o tomonau toyo-ryo o atae, doyi ni Joey Logano o kyoda shiate kudasai.

Arigato gozaimasu.

:: bows deeply and claps hands once again ::

^^THIS^^

Hi Anniesmom :)

Your eulogy will be mostly in English. I promise.


Lol.... Thanks!
 Gotta run...got hungry people waiting on me!
 Have fun!
 
2014-06-15 01:34:18 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Does Kyle Petty ever just shut up ??


MRN - Waltrip and Petty-less
 
2014-06-15 01:34:34 PM  
Get the boner pills
 
2014-06-15 01:34:43 PM  
Holy crap... TWO COMMERCIAL BREAKS WITHIN THE FIRST TEN LAPS!  Granted we've also had two cautions in that timeframe, but this is ridiculous!
 
2014-06-15 01:34:58 PM  
I expect plenty of Murder In the First commercials, TNT
 
2014-06-15 01:35:44 PM  

QueenMamaBee: I expect plenty of Murder In the First commercials, TNT


how about a Harvick commercial? Happy now?
 
2014-06-15 01:36:00 PM  
That was awesome... They saw the crash and immediately blamed princess crumplefenders

Had to watch the replay to rule out Danica

Kyle and Wally are horrible :(
 
2014-06-15 01:36:02 PM  

bluorangefyre: Holy crap... TWO COMMERCIAL BREAKS WITHIN THE FIRST TEN LAPS!  Granted we've also had two cautions in that timeframe, but this is ridiculous!


TNT was told by NASCAR last week

"Your 20 commercial breaks, while about the same as FOX's average, WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH! Now you see why we chose NBC instead next year!"
 
2014-06-15 01:36:29 PM  
@ESPNMcGee
So...I take the blame for all this. On pit road I said we always start Michigan with a long green flag run. #McGeeCurse
 
2014-06-15 01:36:48 PM  
crotchgrabber:  I noticed the attendance looks good. Better than they've had at a lot of races this year. Thanks for explaining it.

I've been to this race 3 times, and it is honestly much better on TV.  It's a mostly boring race to watch from the stands, even with one of those Sprint fan TV thingies.  I'll take a local short track race any day over it.
 
2014-06-15 01:37:03 PM  
New record? 2 wrecks and 15 commercials in the first ten laps
 
2014-06-15 01:37:05 PM  
Fuq Yimmy Yawnson
 
2014-06-15 01:37:08 PM  
The Bestest  It's part of the transitional plan of ceding Detroit to Canada and renaming it North Windsor.

well, since they're racing in the Irish Hills why not sing "A Soldier's Song", too?
http://www.detroitirish.org/anthem.html
 
2014-06-15 01:37:33 PM  
I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.
 
2014-06-15 01:37:45 PM  
All I can say is thank the kamis I'm still slightly drunk from last night.
 
2014-06-15 01:37:49 PM  
Switzerland is about to get a free kick from outside the box
 
2014-06-15 01:37:57 PM  
@nateryan
Crew chief Chad Knaus advising Jimmie Johnson to "keep saving all you can." Fuel mileage not a strong suit for 48.


/snert
 
2014-06-15 01:38:03 PM  
Let's try this again.
 
2014-06-15 01:38:40 PM  
A FULL LAP UNDER GREEN! That's a record for this race!
 
2014-06-15 01:38:40 PM  
@NascarMemes

TNT loves cautions. More cautions = More commercials.
 
2014-06-15 01:38:55 PM  
As a liberal, I never thought I would say the words "I miss Fox" out loud
 
2014-06-15 01:39:01 PM  

You_EEEeeediot: crotchgrabber:  I noticed the attendance looks good. Better than they've had at a lot of races this year. Thanks for explaining it.

I've been to this race 3 times, and it is honestly much better on TV.  It's a mostly boring race to watch from the stands, even with one of those Sprint fan TV thingies.  I'll take a local short track race any day over it.


Same story with any big oval, IMO. Short tracks and road courses are awesome live. Especially if you can walk around the road courses and check out different corners.

Holy crap... I think we just had our first green flag lap. #13!!!!!
 
2014-06-15 01:39:16 PM  

crotchgrabber: QueenMamaBee: I expect plenty of Murder In the First commercials, TNT

how about a Harvick commercial? Happy now?


yup. :)
 
2014-06-15 01:39:26 PM  
We made it a lap!
 
2014-06-15 01:39:56 PM  
Dammit Kurt1
 
2014-06-15 01:40:45 PM  
What's wrong with Kurt?
 
2014-06-15 01:40:48 PM  
TNT.

We Know Clowntires.
 
2014-06-15 01:41:05 PM  

KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.


IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks
 
2014-06-15 01:41:40 PM  

smerfnablin: What's wrong with Kurt?


You want that list in alphabetical order?
 
2014-06-15 01:42:00 PM  

DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks


I blame Juan Pablo.
 
2014-06-15 01:42:01 PM  
For Father's Day today for my dad, I told him that Smoke is allowed to win without me complaining. :P

Jeff... Jeff just needs to finish this race without blowing his engine. :|
 
2014-06-15 01:42:16 PM  

DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks


Indycar needs to schedule some more damn races. This season is too short.
 
2014-06-15 01:42:41 PM  

good_2_go: smerfnablin: What's wrong with Kurt?

You want that list in alphabetical order?


What's wrong with Kurt... That can't be treated with medication and therapy?

/better?
 
2014-06-15 01:44:47 PM  
So we haven't even had ten percent of the race go and already on our third commercial break.  WOW!

A quick calculation off the top of my head shows that we've missed, oh, 45% of the race.
 
2014-06-15 01:45:15 PM  
While you were away?
 
2014-06-15 01:46:28 PM  
 You_EEEeeediot I've been to this race 3 times, and it is honestly much better on TV.  It's a mostly boring race to watch from the stands, even with one of those Sprint fan TV thingies.  I'll take a local short track race any day over it.

You forgot to throw an elbow @ Fontana, which Roger Penske built as an exact replica of MIS  Nevermind that we'd lost Ontario 30 years ago, an exact replica of Indy(there's SoCal racing fans to this day will not buy Chevron gas after their hostile takeover & destruction of that track to finally develop it into our Hockey Arena, Motel Row, Big Box Shopping Centers).  Not to mention Riverside...
 
2014-06-15 01:46:39 PM  

smerfnablin: What's wrong with Kurt?


www.wwe.com
 
2014-06-15 01:46:43 PM  
And another Stupid Nascar commercial during the race.
 
2014-06-15 01:47:02 PM  
Getting spoiled by World Cup coverage

They actually show a solid 45 minutes with no commercials or interruptions
 
2014-06-15 01:47:25 PM  

crotchgrabber: DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks

Indycar needs to schedule some more damn races. This season is too short.


They announced they're adding a race at some club track south of New Orleans (contingent on facility upgrades.) There are also fairly solid rumors of them going back to somewhere in Brazil, and possibly even a street race in Dubai (!?)
 
2014-06-15 01:48:44 PM  
BAH GAWD KING, MORE COMMERCIALS!
 
2014-06-15 01:49:45 PM  
I'm calling a fire on Pit Row this week.
 
2014-06-15 01:49:46 PM  

crotchgrabber: DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks

Indycar needs to schedule some more damn races. This season is too short.


Ending before Labor Day, that's pathetic
 
2014-06-15 01:49:53 PM  

smerfnablin: Getting spoiled by World Cup coverage

They actually show a solid 45 minutes with no commercials or interruptions


45 minutes of hackey sack
 
2014-06-15 01:49:57 PM  
What language is that?
 
2014-06-15 01:50:02 PM  

Jensaarai: There are also fairly solid rumors of them going back to somewhere in Brazil, and possibly even a street race in Dubai (!?)


They can afford all that?
 
2014-06-15 01:50:35 PM  

QueenMamaBee: What language is that?


What?
 
2014-06-15 01:51:21 PM  

FlyingJ: You_EEEeeediot I've been to this race 3 times, and it is honestly much better on TV.  It's a mostly boring race to watch from the stands, even with one of those Sprint fan TV thingies.  I'll take a local short track race any day over it.

You forgot to throw an elbow @ Fontana, which Roger Penske built as an exact replica of MIS  Nevermind that we'd lost Ontario 30 years ago, an exact replica of Indy(there's SoCal racing fans to this day will not buy Chevron gas after their hostile takeover & destruction of that track to finally develop it into our Hockey Arena, Motel Row, Big Box Shopping Centers).  Not to mention Riverside...


I went to OMS a few times for the Drag Races (first all 5 second field) and saw Unser lap the oval at 201 (big thing back then) sad to see it go.
 
2014-06-15 01:52:21 PM  

Jensaarai: crotchgrabber: DanZero: KarlMaldensNose: I tuned into a NASCAR race and an IndyCar race breaks out.

IndyCar needs to hold us over a couple more weeks

Indycar needs to schedule some more damn races. This season is too short.

They announced they're adding a race at some club track south of New Orleans (contingent on facility upgrades.) There are also fairly solid rumors of them going back to somewhere in Brazil, and possibly even a street race in Dubai (!?)


Derek Walker said he'd go back to Laguna Seca in a heart beat if we add a little run off area in a couple corners. so, if you'll excuse me I've got some paving to do.
 
2014-06-15 01:52:22 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: What language is that?

What?


the rap music in the Framily commercial
 
2014-06-15 01:52:29 PM  

QueenMamaBee: What language is that?


jive
 
2014-06-15 01:53:13 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: What language is that?

What?

the rap music in the Framily commercial


French.
 
2014-06-15 01:53:49 PM  

The Bestest: Jensaarai: There are also fairly solid rumors of them going back to somewhere in Brazil, and possibly even a street race in Dubai (!?)

They can afford all that?


Well, Sao Paulo was on the schedule because some local interest businesses were willing to pay a much larger sanctioning fee, and I believe Indycar then used some of that to help with travel expenses, or at least shipping the cars. I assume a return to Brazil and a Dubai event would both be along those lines.

Meanwhile, they are "in talks" with Michigan, Phoenix, and Nashville, but they're more reluctant to cough up even the standard domestic fee.
 
2014-06-15 01:54:26 PM  
@NascarMemes

3 LAPS OF COVERAGE???
 
2014-06-15 01:54:36 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: FlyingJ: You_EEEeeediot I've been to this race 3 times, and it is honestly much better on TV.  It's a mostly boring race to watch from the stands, even with one of those Sprint fan TV thingies.  I'll take a local short track race any day over it.

You forgot to throw an elbow @ Fontana, which Roger Penske built as an exact replica of MIS  Nevermind that we'd lost Ontario 30 years ago, an exact replica of Indy(there's SoCal racing fans to this day will not buy Chevron gas after their hostile takeover & destruction of that track to finally develop it into our Hockey Arena, Motel Row, Big Box Shopping Centers).  Not to mention Riverside...

I went to OMS a few times for the Drag Races (first all 5 second field) and saw Unser lap the oval at 201 (big thing back then) sad to see it go.


My dad is always telling me how awesome OMS and Riverside were. He worked the pits for some events at Ontario when he was a kid.
 
2014-06-15 01:54:47 PM  

Jensaarai: The Bestest: Jensaarai: There are also fairly solid rumors of them going back to somewhere in Brazil, and possibly even a street race in Dubai (!?)

They can afford all that?

Well, Sao Paulo was on the schedule because some local interest businesses were willing to pay a much larger sanctioning fee, and I believe Indycar then used some of that to help with travel expenses, or at least shipping the cars. I assume a return to Brazil and a Dubai event would both be along those lines.

Meanwhile, they are "in talks" with Michigan, Phoenix, and Nashville, but they're more reluctant to cough up even the standard domestic fee.


Daytona, please?
 
2014-06-15 01:55:03 PM  
Over to ESPN 3 2 round Top Fuel starting....
 
2014-06-15 01:55:38 PM  

i640.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-15 01:55:46 PM  
Lets not talk about overheating around Jeff please... I want him to not have another blown engine at Michigan ;u;

Is that too much to ask from a sick girl?
 
2014-06-15 01:56:08 PM  

Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: What language is that?

What?

the rap music in the Framily commercial

French.


thanks :)
 
2014-06-15 01:56:55 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Over to ESPN 3 2 round Top Fuel starting....


I'm in for that.
 
2014-06-15 01:57:02 PM  
The green flag pit stops in the ARCA race here were absolutely hilarious. Constant clownshoes.

The truck race last night wasn't much better. Even though he eventually won, Bubba Wallace tried to leave his pit box with three wheels. (Jack man dropped early)
 
2014-06-15 01:58:07 PM  

mikaloyd: QueenMamaBee: What language is that?

jive


Wesley Willis - I Speak Jive

This band played at the Metro
About 850 people were at the show
The jam was terriffic
The show was whuppin a horse's ass

I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive

The band played it on
The band whupped a camel's ass
The band got down like a Magikiss
The crowd roared like a lion in a cage

I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive

[interlude]

The show was over
A lot of people met the band
The show was a great success
The rock n roll was perfect

I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive
I Speak Jive

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Save at Venture, you save with style!
 
2014-06-15 01:58:09 PM  

Jensaarai: The green flag pit stops in the ARCA race here were absolutely hilarious. Constant clownshoes.

The truck race last night wasn't much better. Even though he eventually won, Bubba Wallace tried to leave his pit box with three wheels. (Jack man dropped early)


That would've been funny to watch hahaha.
 
2014-06-15 01:58:32 PM  
Anyone else see that?

Dale jr's crew member grabbed one of Danica's tires before it rolled out of her pitbox

Penalty?
 
2014-06-15 01:58:45 PM  
Jooonyerrrr's pit crew guy just saved Danica from a penalty right there. That tire was about to escape onto pit road.
 
2014-06-15 01:59:00 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: Mztlplx: QueenMamaBee: What language is that?

What?

the rap music in the Framily commercial

French.

thanks :)


Pas de problème, LaReineMèreAbeille...
 
2014-06-15 01:59:54 PM  
 QueenMamaBee What language is that?

My aunt pointed out since Sprint merged with SoftBank this Diceman Hamster campaign is in actuality a reworking of their extremely popular/weird Otosan Dog Campaign  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyxHs7vfemo
 
2014-06-15 02:00:06 PM  
BK? Oh, Brad Keselowski has the same initials as Burger King.
 
2014-06-15 02:00:28 PM  

smerfnablin: Anyone else see that?

Dale jr's crew member grabbed one of Danica's tires before it rolled out of her pitbox

Penalty?


They don't call it on the 48, so they won't here, either.
 
2014-06-15 02:03:19 PM  
This race sucks.
 
2014-06-15 02:03:34 PM  
Come on Paul Menard! You can do it! Sweep the weekend!
 
2014-06-15 02:04:22 PM  

bluorangefyre: smerfnablin: Anyone else see that?

Dale jr's crew member grabbed one of Danica's tires before it rolled out of her pitbox

Penalty?

They don't call it on the 48, so they won't here, either.


Blu you would have loved the end to the Switzerland Ecuador game...

Switzerland scored in the 93rd minute

That's like Jimmie Johnson putting Kyle Busch in the wall after he takes the checkered flag and then claiming the victory from him
 
2014-06-15 02:04:51 PM  

smerfnablin: Anyone else see that?

Dale jr's crew member grabbed one of Danica's tires before it rolled out of her pitbox

Penalty?


It seems like it would have to be. Otherwise you could put two teammates pit stalls together and have them help each other out for faster pit stops
 
2014-06-15 02:05:23 PM  
A-Bow!
You just got lapped by a car missing its ass!
 
2014-06-15 02:05:46 PM  
Foaming BK? Oh, Brad Keselowski has the same initials as Burger King.

 but he's got the Detroiter's yen for a Good Coney, of course...
http://www.zanesvilletimesrecorder.com/article/C4/20121202/SPORTS18/ 31 2020304/Fandemonium-Send-us-your-photo-
 
2014-06-15 02:06:36 PM  

The Bestest: A-Bow!
You just got lapped by a car missing its ass!


Just Dammit being Dammit.

/go other Kyle!
 
2014-06-15 02:06:40 PM  
Did they actually show five laps without going to commercial?  I've lost count (fixed lunch for the girls) but I think this is break #5.
 
2014-06-15 02:07:24 PM  

bluorangefyre: Did they actually show five laps without going to commercial?  I've lost count (fixed lunch for the girls) but I think this is break #5.


#6 in 55 laps
 
2014-06-15 02:07:27 PM  
Where are my Murder In The First commercials??? Chill with the boner pill ads
 
2014-06-15 02:07:51 PM  

crotchgrabber: AngryDesertDweller: FlyingJ: You_EEEeeediot I've been to this race 3 times, and it is honestly much better on TV.  It's a mostly boring race to watch from the stands, even with one of those Sprint fan TV thingies.  I'll take a local short track race any day over it.

You forgot to throw an elbow @ Fontana, which Roger Penske built as an exact replica of MIS  Nevermind that we'd lost Ontario 30 years ago, an exact replica of Indy(there's SoCal racing fans to this day will not buy Chevron gas after their hostile takeover & destruction of that track to finally develop it into our Hockey Arena, Motel Row, Big Box Shopping Centers).  Not to mention Riverside...

I went to OMS a few times for the Drag Races (first all 5 second field) and saw Unser lap the oval at 201 (big thing back then) sad to see it go.

My dad is always telling me how awesome OMS and Riverside were. He worked the pits for some events at Ontario when he was a kid.


Your Dad was right about OMS not a bad seat in the house , the drag strip was on the pit lane , Riverside I saw the first Race of Champions there when thay drove Porsche's . Great road course Dan Gurney came out of Retirement and drove a stock car there but broke a transmission about half way through the race...

Quick trivia question , what was Dan's stock car number ??
 
2014-06-15 02:07:53 PM  
how the hell does Casey Mears have Geico as a sponsor? I don't get it.
 
2014-06-15 02:07:55 PM  

smerfnablin: bluorangefyre: smerfnablin: Anyone else see that?

Dale jr's crew member grabbed one of Danica's tires before it rolled out of her pitbox

Penalty?

They don't call it on the 48, so they won't here, either.

Blu you would have loved the end to the Switzerland Ecuador game...

Switzerland scored in the 93rd minute

That's like Jimmie Johnson putting Kyle Busch in the wall after he takes the checkered flag and then claiming the victory from him


I haven't followed the World Cup since the one time it was in the U.S.A. but I think they always go past 90 minutes.
 
2014-06-15 02:09:15 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Where are my Murder In The First commercials??? Chill with the boner pill ads


They're doing it to annoy you.  I'd try to DVR it but I think I'd end up with 55 minutes of commercials in a 60-minute show.
 
2014-06-15 02:09:48 PM  

bluorangefyre: smerfnablin: bluorangefyre: smerfnablin: Anyone else see that?

Dale jr's crew member grabbed one of Danica's tires before it rolled out of her pitbox

Penalty?

They don't call it on the 48, so they won't here, either.

Blu you would have loved the end to the Switzerland Ecuador game...

Switzerland scored in the 93rd minute

That's like Jimmie Johnson putting Kyle Busch in the wall after he takes the checkered flag and then claiming the victory from him

I haven't followed the World Cup since the one time it was in the U.S.A. but I think they always go past 90 minutes.


It's the referee's call, based on how much grass diving time was lost during the match. It's called "Injury Time".

/former grass diver
 
2014-06-15 02:10:01 PM  

DanZero: bluorangefyre: Did they actually show five laps without going to commercial?  I've lost count (fixed lunch for the girls) but I think this is break #5.

#6 in 55 laps


TNT: We Know Commercials.
 
2014-06-15 02:10:26 PM  
@nateryan
Jimmie Johnson (third) having trouble passing the lapped car of Juan Pablo Montoya (27th). "Seriously?" he radios about JPM.
 
2014-06-15 02:10:34 PM  
AUDIO ISSUES AGAIN
TNT IS HAV-AUDIO ISSUES AGAIN

WTF
WTF
 
2014-06-15 02:10:43 PM  
crotchgrabber This race sucks.

They could use you in marketing  http://iscmotorsports.teamworkonline.com/teamwork/jobs/jobskey.cfm?s= m ichigan#4004
If we were there, I'd take you to Jeff Daniels Purple Rose Theatre nearby, or the Jiffy Mix Factory(the heir used to race in the 70's) now who doesn't like Jiffy Mixes?
img43.imageshack.us
 
2014-06-15 02:10:46 PM  

The Bestest: A-Bow!
You just got lapped by a car missing its ass!


At least he's beating RyTru.

/who is the third guy?
 
2014-06-15 02:10:58 PM  
How is that even possible?
 
2014-06-15 02:11:00 PM  
They still have the audio problem???
 
2014-06-15 02:11:04 PM  
Oh my God what is this sorcery with the double talking?
 
2014-06-15 02:11:18 PM  
Ha. The audio skip is back. TNT you suck.
 
2014-06-15 02:11:35 PM  

bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: Where are my Murder In The First commercials??? Chill with the boner pill ads

They're doing it to annoy you.  I'd try to DVR it but I think I'd end up with 55 minutes of commercials in a 60-minute show.


the commercials weren't too bad during the actual show. Not that they were particularly lacking, but not as bad as during the race.

Not enough shirtless hottie though
 
2014-06-15 02:12:07 PM  
Wow... TNT has top notch audio guys...
 
2014-06-15 02:12:15 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Quick trivia question , what was Dan's stock car number ??


I'm sure I've got that info in my program for the Dan Gurney tribute weekend we had a few years back.

Why TNT? Why?
 
2014-06-15 02:12:31 PM  

Jensaarai: The Bestest: A-Bow!
You just got lapped by a car missing its ass!

At least he's beating RyTru.

/who is the third guy?


RyTru didn't even qualify this week..
BK's third driver is Cole Whitt in the 26

good_2_go: @nateryan
Jimmie Johnson (third) having trouble passing the lapped car of Juan Pablo Montoya (27th). "Seriously?" he radios about JPM.


Hey JJ, it could be a lot worse.

/puts on Ride of the Valkyries
 
2014-06-15 02:12:59 PM  

ClavellBCMI: DanZero: bluorangefyre: Did they actually show five laps without going to commercial?  I've lost count (fixed lunch for the girls) but I think this is break #5.

#6 in 55 laps

TNT: We Know Commercials.


TNT: Boom, commercials
 
2014-06-15 02:13:08 PM  
My TV is stuttering.  Is Jerry Reed producing this?
 
2014-06-15 02:13:32 PM  

QueenMamaBee: bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: Where are my Murder In The First commercials??? Chill with the boner pill ads

They're doing it to annoy you.  I'd try to DVR it but I think I'd end up with 55 minutes of commercials in a 60-minute show.

the commercials weren't too bad during the actual show. Not that they were particularly lacking, but not as bad as during the race.

Not enough shirtless hottie though


Fine...

*takes off shirt*
 
2014-06-15 02:13:35 PM  
@NascarMemes

I think there are audio issues. I think there are audio issues
 
2014-06-15 02:13:53 PM  
I think TNT just gets so bored of the race that they just dump to commercial for something interesting.
 
2014-06-15 02:14:03 PM  

vegaswench: My TV is stuttering.  Is Jerry Reed producing this?


Max Headroom is announcing today
 
2014-06-15 02:14:08 PM  

You_EEEeeediot: Wow... TNT has top notch audio guys...


...and that's why i listen to the audio on Sirius.
 
2014-06-15 02:14:23 PM  

vegaswench: My TV is stuttering.  Is Jerry Reed producing this?


Nascar on TNT, a Michael J. Fox production.
 
2014-06-15 02:14:55 PM  
@brantjames
TV broadcast just did some kind of space/time continuum thing. Saw Amelia Earhart for a second.
 
2014-06-15 02:14:57 PM  

The Bestest: RyTru didn't even qualify this week..


Exactly. Automatic win for the 23!
 
2014-06-15 02:16:09 PM  
I think I should've looked up from the computer for a second, I think I missed Bigfo-- er, the race.
 
2014-06-15 02:16:59 PM  

crotchgrabber: QueenMamaBee: bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: Where are my Murder In The First commercials??? Chill with the boner pill ads

They're doing it to annoy you.  I'd try to DVR it but I think I'd end up with 55 minutes of commercials in a 60-minute show.

the commercials weren't too bad during the actual show. Not that they were particularly lacking, but not as bad as during the race.

Not enough shirtless hottie though

Fine...

*takes off shirt*


about damn time
 
2014-06-15 02:17:01 PM  

good_2_go: @nateryan
Jimmie Johnson (third) having trouble passing the lapped car of Juan Pablo Montoya (27th). "Seriously?" he radios about JPM.


HELLO!  My name is Juan Pablo Montoya.  I've come back to wreck you.  PREPARE TO DIE!
 
2014-06-15 02:17:48 PM  

bluorangefyre: good_2_go: @nateryan
Jimmie Johnson (third) having trouble passing the lapped car of Juan Pablo Montoya (27th). "Seriously?" he radios about JPM.

HELLO!  My name is Juan Pablo Montoya.  I've come back to wreck you.  PREPARE TO DIE!


HEY if JPM wrecks Johnson, I won't be complaining.

And seriously, debris caution? Were they bored as well?
 
2014-06-15 02:17:53 PM  

WE NEED MORE COMMERCIALS!  THROW SOME DEBRIS ON THE TRACK, STAT!

img.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-15 02:18:01 PM  
We're 2 for 2 on audio stuttering during a TNT broadcast. I really hope this continues. It can only get funnier.
 
2014-06-15 02:18:13 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 02:18:39 PM  

Jensaarai: Exactly. Automatic win for the 23!


Whitt's been consistently better than A-Bow since joining (BK bought the 26 team when Swan Racing folded)
 
2014-06-15 02:19:32 PM  
Larry's audio is off more than an old Godzilla movie.
 
2014-06-15 02:19:34 PM  
Larry Mac can throw his voice!
 
2014-06-15 02:19:45 PM  

Jensaarai: We're 2 for 2 on audio stuttering during a TNT broadcast. I really hope this continues. It can only get funnier.


The fun has been doubled?
 
2014-06-15 02:19:55 PM  
Hang on to your foreskins; caution for da bris.
 
2014-06-15 02:20:37 PM  

technomuse: Jensaarai: We're 2 for 2 on audio stuttering during a TNT broadcast. I really hope this continues. It can only get funnier.

The fun has been doubled?


The fun has been doubled
 
2014-06-15 02:20:53 PM  
Where's Ambrose when you need him?
 
2014-06-15 02:21:13 PM  
Damn - dropped a question mark
 
2014-06-15 02:21:51 PM  
holy hell, I guess I was tired!

Mornin, all! What have I missed?
 
2014-06-15 02:22:43 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy hell, I guess I was tired!

Mornin, all! What have I missed?


Commercials
Audio issues
Clownshoes

just a typical week on TNT
 
2014-06-15 02:23:32 PM  

Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?


He's busy dealing with Rollins.
 
2014-06-15 02:23:53 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy hell, I guess I was tired!

Mornin, all! What have I missed?


Utter clownshoes for the first ten laps, then TNT knows commercials. Oh yeah, some double audio problems for some of us.
 
2014-06-15 02:24:11 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: holy hell, I guess I was tired!

Mornin, all! What have I missed?


The audio ihe audio is skidio is skipping agpping again
 
2014-06-15 02:24:28 PM  
@NASCAR_Wonka

In his Bette Midler voice, Larry Mac sings "This is the Wind Beneath The Wing."
 
2014-06-15 02:24:47 PM  
Lord baby Jesus, while smiting Logano take out the guy next to him as well!
 
2014-06-15 02:24:52 PM  
QueenMamaBee Not enough shirtless hottie

ha-my aunt was @ the Alex Xydias Banquet last night, she was amazed he's 92-said the guy looks late 60's, tops-she was asking me whatever happend to Danny Sullivan, as she was a huge fan of his in the 80's, & not for anything he did on the track & is too lazy to Google...
www.mshf.com
 
2014-06-15 02:25:27 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.


Gotta good laugh at this .....
 
2014-06-15 02:25:31 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.


But...but...Roman Reigns!
 
2014-06-15 02:25:34 PM  
Couple Fark favorites restarting on the front row.
 
2014-06-15 02:26:07 PM  
DanZero: Commercials
Audio issues
Clownshoes

just a typical week on TNT


Yeah but no Waltrips... so, we're still a net positive
 
2014-06-15 02:26:11 PM  
It's a shame the World Cup is on, I can't watch both. Anyway, how about a quick recap while I wait for the next World Cup game?
 
2014-06-15 02:26:20 PM  
Hey QMB, there's your Murder In The First ad.
 
2014-06-15 02:26:50 PM  

Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.

But...but...Roman Reigns!


No it's SEXY Roman Reigns !!!
 
2014-06-15 02:26:54 PM  

bluorangefyre: Hey QMB, there's your Murder In The First ad.


It was a pop up
 
2014-06-15 02:27:19 PM  

FlyingJ: QueenMamaBee Not enough shirtless hottie

ha-my aunt was @ the Alex Xydias Banquet last night, she was amazed he's 92-said the guy looks late 60's, tops-she was asking me whatever happend to Danny Sullivan, as she was a huge fan of his in the 80's, & not for anything he did on the track & is too lazy to Google...
[www.mshf.com image 275x290]


I met Dan Sullivan a few months back.He stewards a couple F1 races a year.
 
2014-06-15 02:27:42 PM  
Dammit Kyle2
 
2014-06-15 02:27:52 PM  

crotchgrabber: Couple Fark favorites restarting on the front row.


Piero no kutsu, Kami-dono. Onegai...
 
2014-06-15 02:28:54 PM  
Who fired off a Kyle idol?
 
2014-06-15 02:29:20 PM  
DammitKyle1
 
2014-06-15 02:29:42 PM  
@nateryan
Crew chief Chad Knaus says everyone will be a little short of making it to the finish on two more stops.

/and Chad is always spot-on re fuel
 
2014-06-15 02:29:45 PM  

bluorangefyre: Who fired off a Kyle idol?


That would be me.
 
2014-06-15 02:30:11 PM  

vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2


Busch is Kyle1, right?
 
2014-06-15 02:31:16 PM  

Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: Who fired off a Kyle idol?

That would be me.


I thought we had agreed under the Idol Convention of 2011 that all idols would be re-purposed to defeating the #48 team.
 
2014-06-15 02:32:11 PM  
crotchgrabberI met Dan Sullivan a few months back.He stewards a couple F1 races a year.

Was he in good shape, then?
 
2014-06-15 02:32:24 PM  

bluorangefyre: Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: Who fired off a Kyle idol?

That would be me.

I thought we had agreed under the Idol Convention of 2011 that all idols would be re-purposed to defeating the #48 team.


My secondary batteries are aimed at the 22, as always.
 
2014-06-15 02:33:26 PM  

FlyingJ: crotchgrabberI met Dan Sullivan a few months back.He stewards a couple F1 races a year.

Was he in good shape, then?


Yeah, he's aging well.


Jesus, this race sucks.
 
2014-06-15 02:33:48 PM  
@nateryan
This will mark six races since Kyle Busch's most recent top five. Would be panic time if not for Fontana victory.
 
2014-06-15 02:33:52 PM  

crotchgrabber: Jesus, this race sucks.

 
2014-06-15 02:33:59 PM  

Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.

But...but...Roman Reigns!


Can we call upon The Shield to take out Chad Knauss?
 
2014-06-15 02:35:03 PM  

bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.

But...but...Roman Reigns!

Can we call upon The Shield to take out Chad Knauss?


Give him to the Wyatts.

/can someone 'shop a sheep mask on him?
 
2014-06-15 02:35:29 PM  

crotchgrabber: FlyingJ: crotchgrabberI met Dan Sullivan a few months back.He stewards a couple F1 races a year.

Was he in good shape, then?

Yeah, he's aging well.


Jesus, this race sucks.


You're assuming TNT is broadcasting a race.  They're broadcasting more commercials than you can shake a stick at.  Ten laps from halfway and I think we're at ten commercial breaks.  They're gonna squeeze in more for the second half, I'm sure.
 
2014-06-15 02:35:40 PM  
Tiny Infant Baby Jesus.....please smite the top two
 
2014-06-15 02:36:15 PM  
:: pushes output to 80% ::
 
2014-06-15 02:36:37 PM  
MAX POWER ON THE IDOLS!
 
2014-06-15 02:37:10 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Tiny Infant Baby Jesus.....please smite the top two


Fires up reactor, sets power to 110%.
 
2014-06-15 02:37:45 PM  
Who is signed as announcers for NBC?
 
2014-06-15 02:37:55 PM  
Dammit(2) is up to 9th.

:: cue Jaws theme ::
 
2014-06-15 02:37:55 PM  

bluorangefyre: I thought we had agreed under the Idol Convention of 2011 that all idols would be re-purposed to defeating the #48 team.


Every time I have brought the Wave Motion Engine on line and aimed the cannon at the 48, he moved up in the standings.  I decided to go for my almost as hated driver instead today.  I can re-target if you want.
 
2014-06-15 02:39:02 PM  

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.

But...but...Roman Reigns!

Can we call upon The Shield to take out Chad Knauss?

Give him to the Wyatts.

/can someone 'shop a sheep mask on him?


I'd say get Evolution but BOOtista split...
 
2014-06-15 02:39:16 PM  

crotchgrabber: Who is signed as announcers for NBC?


not Bill Weber, that's for sure.

'd still like to know what happened to get him blacklisted.
 
2014-06-15 02:39:39 PM  

Warmachine999: bluorangefyre: I thought we had agreed under the Idol Convention of 2011 that all idols would be re-purposed to defeating the #48 team.

Every time I have brought the Wave Motion Engine on line and aimed the cannon at the 48, he moved up in the standings.  I decided to go for my almost as hated driver instead today.  I can re-target if you want.


Wouldn't hurt at this point.
 
2014-06-15 02:39:44 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?


If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?
 
2014-06-15 02:39:48 PM  

bluorangefyre: QueenMamaBee: Tiny Infant Baby Jesus.....please smite the top two

Fires up reactor, sets power to 110%.


Time to fire up Porch Buddha
 
2014-06-15 02:40:23 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Where's Ambrose when you need him?

He's busy dealing with Rollins.

But...but...Roman Reigns!

Can we call upon The Shield to take out Chad Knauss?

Give him to the Wyatts.

/can someone 'shop a sheep mask on him?

I'd say get Evolution but BOOtista split...


I say we go old school and get the Four Horsemen.
 
2014-06-15 02:40:29 PM  

crotchgrabber: Who is signed as announcers for NBC?


Nevermind. I googled.

Rick Allen
Jeff Burton
Steve LeTarte

I'm more than ok with this.
 
2014-06-15 02:40:41 PM  
Well dammit Kyle3 and...fin.  Guess I shouldn't have worn my Kyle shirt today. :(
 
2014-06-15 02:40:46 PM  

crotchgrabber: Who is signed as announcers for NBC?


I think they poached Rick Allen from FS1.
 
2014-06-15 02:40:55 PM  
KFC game night chick is hot
 
2014-06-15 02:41:24 PM  
MID RACE REPORT

Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 1 (couldn't wait TNT?)
Race Returns - Lap 7
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 9
Race Returns - Lap 12
Commercial - Lap 20
Race Returns - Lap 25
Commercial - Lap 29
Race Returns - Lap 34
Commercial - Lap 45
Race Returns - Lap 50
Commercial - Lap 55
Race Returns - Lap 61
Commercial - Lap 66
Race Returns - Lap 71
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 75
Race Returns - Lap 79
Commercial - Lap 86
Race Returns - Lap 90
Commercial - Lap 99

10 breaks 1st half, can we break 20 today?
 
2014-06-15 02:42:26 PM  

Infobahn: KFC game night chick is hot


I'd play with her?
 
2014-06-15 02:43:03 PM  

Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?


I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.
 
2014-06-15 02:43:29 PM  

WHILST WE WERE AWAY!

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2014-06-15 02:43:42 PM  
While we were away...
 
2014-06-15 02:43:52 PM  
Whilst we were hither
 
2014-06-15 02:44:03 PM  
I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.
 
2014-06-15 02:45:09 PM  

DanZero: MID RACE REPORT

Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 1 (couldn't wait TNT?)
Race Returns - Lap 7
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 9
Race Returns - Lap 12
Commercial - Lap 20
Race Returns - Lap 25
Commercial - Lap 29
Race Returns - Lap 34
Commercial - Lap 45
Race Returns - Lap 50
Commercial - Lap 55
Race Returns - Lap 61
Commercial - Lap 66
Race Returns - Lap 71
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 75
Race Returns - Lap 79
Commercial - Lap 86
Race Returns - Lap 90
Commercial - Lap 99

10 breaks 1st half, can we break 20 today?


Quick math shows that's 43% of the race on commercial break.
 
2014-06-15 02:45:20 PM  
Harvick takes the leak back in the pits. Nice.
 
2014-06-15 02:45:20 PM  
The ultra-rare "While both TV and MRN were away..."
 
2014-06-15 02:46:16 PM  
TNT COMMERCIALS & DRAMA

BOOM

/confetti
 
2014-06-15 02:47:15 PM  

vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.


ah, ok. I had thought that K1 was Busch, and K2, Larson
 
2014-06-15 02:47:21 PM  

vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.


I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.
 
2014-06-15 02:47:38 PM  

bluorangefyre: Wouldn't hurt at this point.


Well, all righty then.  Wave Motion engine brought up to 120%.  Safety's have been removed.  Aimed at the 48.  Preparing to fire....

i113.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 02:48:17 PM  

Mztlplx: Dammit(2) is up to 9th.

:: cue Jaws theme ::


@brantjames
Kyle Larson coming on like he's bringing home the Huggies.
 
2014-06-15 02:48:20 PM  
Larson up to sixth. Whoa
 
2014-06-15 02:48:34 PM  

Foaming: Whilst we were hither


img.fark.net

Alas, poor Ragan! I knew him, NASFARK; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent Taco Bell sponsorship; he hath spun around on this track a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
 
2014-06-15 02:48:40 PM  

Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.


Kyle Busch is Kyle, Kyle Larson is DammitLarson and Kyle Petty is.. going away after this year.
 
2014-06-15 02:49:07 PM  
MztlplxDammit(2) is up to 9th. cue Jaws theme ::

It's called the Home Track Advantage/Conspiracy  http://www.macombdaily.com/sports/20140614/brad-keselowski-aches-to-w i n-sprint-cup-race-at-mis

Infobahn KFC game night chick is hot

here-since nobody cares about Miss Sprint Cup(s)   http://whoisthathotadgirl.tumblr.com/search/kfc
 
2014-06-15 02:49:18 PM  
This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy
 
2014-06-15 02:49:53 PM  

Mztlplx: Foaming: Whilst we were hither

[img.fark.net image 162x90]

Alas, poor Ragan! I knew him, NASFARK; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent Taco Bell sponsorship; he hath spun around on this track a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!


Oh, nice.
 
2014-06-15 02:50:50 PM  
I have to say that a perfect Father's Day for me would be that the 48 wrecks and the Heat get blown the fark out!
 
2014-06-15 02:52:14 PM  
*stares*
*flips table, leaves*
 
2014-06-15 02:52:32 PM  

Bowman makes the Dr. Pepper car look like a Dr. Pepper can

img.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-15 02:52:54 PM  

QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

 
2014-06-15 02:52:59 PM  

bluorangefyre: I have to say that a perfect Father's Day for me would be that the 48 wrecks and the Heat get blown the fark out!


I hope you get your wish
 
2014-06-15 02:53:36 PM  
Interesting moneyquote:
Asked about the Canadian engineers working on his race team, he said, "It's probably a larger story that the American engineering pool is very shallow right now.
"It's just very hard to get engineers with the educational background and commitment that we need to be successful at this level from the United States.
"There's certainly a shortage, not just at Penske but throughout the garage."

I think the "O, Canada" anthem as an MIS corollary of Fontana marketing heavily to Hispanic sports fans, & being quite successful.  I'll bet that's a strong reason to bring JPM back into the stockcar fold as well
 
2014-06-15 02:54:10 PM  

QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy


when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.
 
2014-06-15 02:55:22 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.


Sonoma road course. You going?
 
2014-06-15 02:56:28 PM  

QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy


The ARCA race was entertaining despite having a long green flag run. The Nationwide race was interesting strategy wise and had a nice ending.  The Truck race was probably the best oval race of the weekend so far. Le Mans was Le Mans, so it was its own thing. But when you consider the stock car races, it seems once again the Cup race will be outshined by the lower series races.

Nationwide is running Road America next weekend. We definitely need a thread for that. Especially if Villeneuve decides to enter again.

But beyond that, I still think it's time NASFARK expands to posting general motorsports threads for Friday and Saturday, or at least we make an effort to submit more truck, Nationwide, and ARCA threads.

/That said, there's still hope for this race. Strategy lulz may ensue.
 
2014-06-15 02:56:38 PM  
Ooops.  Missed.  Need 10 10 minutes to recharge.
 
2014-06-15 02:56:38 PM  

Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.


Ha ha, sounds complicated...I like it!
 
2014-06-15 02:56:59 PM  

FlyingJ: MztlplxDammit(2) is up to 9th. cue Jaws theme ::

It's called the Home Track Advantage/Conspiracy  http://www.macombdaily.com/sports/20140614/brad-keselowski-aches-to-w i n-sprint-cup-race-at-mis

Infobahn KFC game night chick is hot

here-since nobody cares about Miss Sprint Cup(s)   http://whoisthathotadgirl.tumblr.com/search/kfc


I am getting different KFC commercials. Mine are MILFy sitting with families
 
2014-06-15 02:57:21 PM  
I see Marie Osmond had some DSL's installed.
 
2014-06-15 02:57:36 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-15 02:57:47 PM  
say.. did you know the race leader can choose inside or outside?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:04 PM  
Stupid gif is too large.

http://i.imgur.com/XAMKRjX.gif

Click link to see the gif.
 
2014-06-15 02:58:04 PM  
Who?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:08 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.


they could at least give me shirtless hottie commercials

/with icing to lick off of him..
.//happy birthday to meeeeee
///slashes in threes
 
2014-06-15 02:58:11 PM  
Girlfriend called me and we talked for the last 35 minutes or so... why is Jeff back in 14th or so?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:21 PM  
Who's using a COMMERCIAL IDOL here?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:33 PM  

Little Mr. Moffitt goes for a spin

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2014-06-15 02:58:35 PM  

vegaswench: Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.

Ha ha, sounds complicated...I like it!


So...Kyle(1)^2 today? Hsve I got it right?
 
2014-06-15 02:58:58 PM  
Yet ANOTHER caution.

I'm not feeling bad about missing most of this race. Back to the World Cup. See ya, guys.
 
2014-06-15 02:59:16 PM  

vegaswench: Who?


SOMEONE TAKING RYTRU'S SPOT!
 
2014-06-15 02:59:32 PM  

www.nasa.gov

/Obscure?
 
2014-06-15 03:00:06 PM  

DanZero: Who's using a COMMERCIAL IDOL here?


We need to add that to the 2014 Addendum of the 2011 Idol Convention.
 
2014-06-15 03:00:12 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: crotchgrabber: Who is signed as announcers for NBC?

not Bill Weber, that's for sure.

'd still like to know what happened to get him blacklisted.


Doing some Internet investigating, it sounds like there are plenty of testimonials that he is one of those guys who is a big ego head case type.

Apparently he got drunk and got into it with an employee at a hotel he was staying at prior to a Summer series race at Loudon, allegedly along the lines of "do you know who I am? I'll have your job because fark you."

Even though TNT never commented about it, I'd speculate it was the straw that broke the camel's back and/or he told TNT to eat his shorts and he was off to ESPN or FOX...and now he's pulling rabbits out of hats. Literally.
 
2014-06-15 03:00:30 PM  

Mztlplx: vegaswench: Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.

Ha ha, sounds complicated...I like it!

So...Kyle(1)^2 today? Hsve I got it right?


Yep.  The NASCAR threads will look like one giant algebra problem soon. *evil laugh*
 
2014-06-15 03:02:55 PM  
Meow, Jr.
 
2014-06-15 03:03:12 PM  
I really love the Caution-Commercial-Caution-Commercial TNT
 
2014-06-15 03:03:41 PM  

Jensaarai: [www.nasa.gov image 850x637]/Obscure?


What is that?  Reactor or super-massive idol?

And MOAR COMMERSHALS!  WE DEMANDZ IT!!!

/they won't get to black flagging Larson until he passes the 48
 
2014-06-15 03:03:45 PM  
Everyone complaining about DammitLarson. That's pretty funny.
 
2014-06-15 03:04:33 PM  

Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.

Sonoma road course. You going?


nah. No dinero, and the heart is still being an asshole.
 
2014-06-15 03:04:46 PM  
Okay I have been dozing in and out. What all happened between the second wreck of the day and the nursery rhyme spinning?
 
2014-06-15 03:06:07 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: vegaswench: Foaming: vegaswench: Foaming: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: vegaswench: Dammit Kyle2

Busch is Kyle1, right?

If (when) Kyle Petty messes up is he Kyle0 or Kyle3?

I was using the numbers as event markers for when Bad Things happen because of or around Kyle Busch.  The other Kyles are not relevant to my interests, so whatever you guys decide to call them is good with me.

I'd go with subscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate different Kyles and superscripts Kyle1, Kyle2 to indicate successive events on a particular driver.

Ha ha, sounds complicated...I like it!

So...Kyle(1)^2 today? Hsve I got it right?

Yep.  The NASCAR threads will look like one giant algebra problem soon. *evil laugh*


wallpoper.com
/and that's just page one of idol callibration
 
2014-06-15 03:06:18 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.

Sonoma road course. You going?

nah. No dinero, and the heart is still being an asshole.


Sorry man. But at least the idols won't blue up your truck too far from home. Hate to leave you stranded.
 
2014-06-15 03:06:24 PM  

bluorangefyre: Jensaarai: [www.nasa.gov image 850x637]/Obscure?

What is that?  Reactor or super-massive idol?

And MOAR COMMERSHALS!  WE DEMANDZ IT!!!

/they won't get to black flagging Larson until he passes the 48


Moffet Field.

I was making a joke about what just happened on track, since Moffit went into the field. Kinda fell flat.

Of course, it's now the home of NASA Ames Research center, so they probably *do* have something there that can be used to supercharge idols.
 
2014-06-15 03:06:55 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Okay I have been dozing in and out. What all happened between the second wreck of the day and the nursery rhyme spinning?


Approximately five minutes of green flag racing sandwiched in between a few cautions and several dozen commercials.
 
2014-06-15 03:07:32 PM  

Mztlplx: Sorry man. But at least the idols won't blue up your truck too far from home. Hate to leave you stranded.


ha, thanks!
 
2014-06-15 03:07:43 PM  
My former BFF just texted. Dafuq??? Not spoken to him in almost a year.
 
2014-06-15 03:08:01 PM  
@LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.
 
2014-06-15 03:08:23 PM  
ANOTHER WRECK?
 
2014-06-15 03:08:36 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Mztlplx: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: QueenMamaBee: This race sucks, these commercials suck.

/ not happy

when we spend more time discussing the numbering format of the various Kyles than talking about the race, it's a dull race.

Next weekend should rock, tho.

Sonoma road course. You going?

nah. No dinero, and the heart is still being an asshole.


I was thinking about going, but I'm buying a motorcycle instead.

Moar caution.
 
2014-06-15 03:08:43 PM  
They're serving bacon at Denny's
 
2014-06-15 03:08:44 PM  
It's not Denny time...
 
2014-06-15 03:08:50 PM  
Dammitalltohell Denny...

/so much for my fantasy team this week
 
2014-06-15 03:08:51 PM  

Almirola and Hanlin go for a spin

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2014-06-15 03:08:53 PM  
Ahahaha Aric is stuck

Are we already past clownshoes?
 
2014-06-15 03:09:21 PM  

QueenMamaBee: My former BFF just texted. Dafuq??? Not spoken to him in almost a year.


Odd
 
2014-06-15 03:09:59 PM  

good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.


"The power of the idol will get you.  The power of the idol will get you."
 
2014-06-15 03:10:03 PM  

good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.


Must be the TNT Guys again
 
2014-06-15 03:10:11 PM  
scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-06-15 03:10:43 PM  

SeikaArashi: Ahahaha Aric is stuck

Are we already past clownshoes?


We went plaid at about lap 10.
 
2014-06-15 03:11:02 PM  
Smoke isn't happy about something.
 
2014-06-15 03:11:10 PM  

vegaswench: QueenMamaBee: My former BFF just texted. Dafuq??? Not spoken to him in almost a year.

Odd


randomly popping up to piss me  off. That's about right.
 
2014-06-15 03:11:46 PM  

Warchild: [scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 563x341]


that's a cool pic.
 
2014-06-15 03:12:23 PM  

bluorangefyre: good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.

"The power of the idol will get you.  The power of the idol will get you."


:: sets waveform guides to "Hiroshima 1945" ::
 
2014-06-15 03:12:40 PM  

Warchild: [scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 563x341]


The crazy thing about that picture is the impact of that is probably more severe than anything a current cup driver has ever been exposed to in a gen car.... with the exception of maybe Gordon
 
2014-06-15 03:14:30 PM  

SeikaArashi: Smoke isn't happy about something.


Colour me shocked.
 
2014-06-15 03:14:42 PM  

You_EEEeeediot: Warchild: [scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net image 563x341]

The crazy thing about that picture is the impact of that is probably more severe than anything a current cup driver has ever been exposed to in a gen car.... with the exception of maybe Gordon


No such things as crumple zones, SAFER barriers or driver restraints beyond seatbelts back then.

That had to hurt.
 
2014-06-15 03:15:54 PM  
@nateryan
Dale Earnhardt Jr. took two tires on that stop but laments not taking four. Team debating whether to stop again.


@nateryan
L126 -- Dale Earnhardt Jr. will pit again and take two left-side tires. Won't lose that many spots, apparently.
 
2014-06-15 03:15:57 PM  
Boat DRAMA!
Alien DRAMA!
 
2014-06-15 03:16:51 PM  

Foaming: Boat DRAMA!
Alien DRAMA!


I need murder drama!!!
 
2014-06-15 03:16:55 PM  
Takes a swig of Pepsi, pushes Idol output to 96%
 
2014-06-15 03:16:56 PM  
Now would be a good smiting time, Baby Jeebus.
 
2014-06-15 03:18:26 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Takes a swig of Pepsi, pushes Idol output to 96%


:: looks at sake bottle....burps and tastes last night's bourbon...tosses the sake into the tractor chamber ::
 
2014-06-15 03:19:22 PM  
The dancing camera blobs are the best part of the race so far,
 
2014-06-15 03:19:26 PM  

Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.

"The power of the idol will get you.  The power of the idol will get you."

:: sets waveform guides to "Hiroshima 1945" ::


i257.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 03:19:34 PM  
How awesome would it be if Larson won the race in the #42 and Montoya finished >30th laps down in Penske hardware which should be much better than Ganassi.
 
2014-06-15 03:21:14 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Mztlplx: bluorangefyre: good_2_go: @LowesRacing
Jimmie Johnson reports a faint chatter going into Turn 1. He says he hasn't heard it all weekend.

"The power of the idol will get you.  The power of the idol will get you."

:: sets waveform guides to "Hiroshima 1945" ::


All's fair in love and nuking Jimmie Johnson.
 
2014-06-15 03:24:48 PM  
@nascarcasm

All 3 Team Penske cars currently in the top 10. Impressive run by JPM. He really should consider switching to NASCAR.
 
2014-06-15 03:25:38 PM  
FROM DURRPRPPRPR SSSSS SAAAAAAAAAASSSSAAS

thanks for that insightful commentary TNT
 
2014-06-15 03:25:39 PM  
Happy broke the video
 
2014-06-15 03:25:49 PM  
Mztlplx  check your targeting, you just hit the TNT production truck again.
 
2014-06-15 03:26:11 PM  
Whomever mentioned Max Headroom up thread needs a wizard hat...
 
2014-06-15 03:26:40 PM  
1 sec from a simulpost.
 
2014-06-15 03:27:14 PM  
4 laps -- TNT needed to go to the bathroom
 
2014-06-15 03:29:49 PM  
Clint - 4th
Biff - 16th
Mac Mary - 6th
Juablo - 11th

My team may actually have a halfway decent result today!
 
2014-06-15 03:29:55 PM  
EIGHT! EIGHT CAUTIONS! AH-AH-AH!
 
2014-06-15 03:30:17 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Mztlplx  check your targeting, you just hit the TNT production truck again.


Harmonic disturbance of the bandwidth is permitted by the FCC.

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-15 03:30:28 PM  
WHILE WE WERE AWAY
 
2014-06-15 03:30:37 PM  

While we were away and I was fixing the vaccuum

img.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-15 03:31:29 PM  

bluorangefyre: While we were away and I was fixing the vaccuum


Why bother? TNT sucks plenty
 
2014-06-15 03:31:49 PM  
TNT: while we were away, Boom!

(sorry stuck on snark today)
 
2014-06-15 03:33:29 PM  
#42 pit road speeding penalty
 
2014-06-15 03:33:56 PM  
I need to get the grill ready, but I figure that if I step outside, the only interesting event of the race will happen, immediately followed by shirtless hottie commercial
 
2014-06-15 03:35:11 PM  
@nateryan 4m
Joey Logano has debris on grille. Penske Corp. mulls hostile takeover of Americrown to ban sale of hot dogs (and wrappers) at nascar tracks
 
2014-06-15 03:35:30 PM  
I have tried 3 times in the last 15 minutes to flip over real quick from World Cup to Nascar to see what is up and each time they are at commercial. fark Nascar.
 
2014-06-15 03:35:35 PM  
Ramps output to 150%

Fark it, I'm going deep.
 
2014-06-15 03:36:20 PM  

my lip balm addiction: I have tried 3 times in the last 15 minutes to flip over real quick from World Cup to Nascar to see what is up and each time they are at commercial. fark NascarTNT


FTFY.
 
2014-06-15 03:36:32 PM  
Anybody have a marinade for a tuna steak?

I'm thinking:
Lemon Zest
olive oil
soy sauce
garlic
rice wine vinegar
salt and pepper

/sorry, race is boring
 
2014-06-15 03:36:40 PM  

good_2_go: #42 pit road speeding penalty


Of course... that's what they want you to believe.
 
2014-06-15 03:37:15 PM  
Dammit Larson was racing Bowyer to get off pit road and got dinged
 
2014-06-15 03:37:34 PM  
Seriously, these threads are the best part of Fark for me.
 
2014-06-15 03:38:12 PM  

ski9600: Anybody have a marinade for a tuna steak?

I'm thinking:
Lemon Zest
olive oil
soy sauce
garlic
rice wine vinegar
salt and pepper

/sorry, race is boring


Maybe a little orange juice or some pineapple juice to your mix.
 
2014-06-15 03:38:39 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Ramps output to 150%

Fark it, I'm going deep.


:: flips safeties off...ramps power to 110% nominal ::

I apologize if your audio suddenly becomes Japanese.

Sumimasen. :: bows politely ::
 
2014-06-15 03:39:10 PM  
I see HWSNBN is trying to ruin my Father's Day...

FULL POWER!!!  DAMN YOU!!!

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-15 03:39:24 PM  
Menard has the only top five for Childress? That's pathetic.
 
2014-06-15 03:40:48 PM  

Infobahn: Seriously, these threads are the best part of Fark for me.


Hear hear!  Makes even painfully boring races fun.
 
2014-06-15 03:41:13 PM  

Professor Farksworth: my lip balm addiction: I have tried 3 times in the last 15 minutes to flip over real quick from World Cup to Nascar to see what is up and each time they are at commercial. fark Nascar.  TNT

FTFY.


QFT. all TNT
 
2014-06-15 03:41:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: I see HWSNBN is trying to ruin my Father's Day...

FULL POWER!!!  DAMN YOU!!!

[img.fark.net image 600x250]


Salutes

Disables all safety checks

Ramps output to 200%

Activates "Scorched Earth" Button

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-15 03:42:38 PM  

crotchgrabber: Menard has the only top five for Childress? That's pathetic.


Thats what happens when you structure your entire organization around your grandkids... RCR has paid a lot more money/attention to trying to outspend the nationwide series and to get a title for each of them.
 
2014-06-15 03:44:19 PM  
Okay, this race for the lead is interesting.
 
2014-06-15 03:44:20 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 03:44:53 PM  
I so want to smack the heck out of the announcers.
 
2014-06-15 03:45:18 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 03:45:52 PM  

crotchgrabber: Menard has the only top five for Childress? That's pathetic.


He helps pay the bills and he usually isn't too embarrassing on the track. There aren't too many drivers who bring family money to NASCAR so you take the good with the bad.
 
2014-06-15 03:48:19 PM  
Harvick with left side tire change only? Think different y'all.
 
2014-06-15 03:50:17 PM  

good_2_go: Harvick with left side tire change only? Think different y'all.


You can squeeze in more fuel with the fuel side jacked up than you can the non-fuel side jacked up.
 
2014-06-15 03:51:36 PM  
Did they just add tape to the Duece? That seems odd this late in a race.
 
2014-06-15 03:51:41 PM  

good_2_go: Harvick with left side tire change only? Think different y'all.


He remembers what happened to Logano at the end of the Nationwide race.

-----

Did any of you guys notice the derpy official running across Jeff Gordon's nose right as they let him off the jack? Almost got run over, and Jeffy had to hold up for a sec.
 
2014-06-15 03:54:13 PM  

Jensaarai: good_2_go: Harvick with left side tire change only? Think different y'all.

He remembers what happened to Logano at the end of the Nationwide race.

-----

Did any of you guys notice the derpy official running across Jeff Gordon's nose right as they let him off the jack? Almost got run over, and Jeffy had to hold up for a sec.


Unfortunately I didn't. I haven't been able to really concentrate on the race. @_@;;;

Waiting for it to finish so I can take go take a nap.

Stupid official though.
 
2014-06-15 03:54:50 PM  

Jensaarai: Did any of you guys notice the derpy official running across Jeff Gordon's nose right as they let him off the jack? Almost got run over, and Jeffy had to hold up for a sec.


I saw it
 
2014-06-15 03:55:33 PM  

The Bestest: Jensaarai: Did any of you guys notice the derpy official running across Jeff Gordon's nose right as they let him off the jack? Almost got run over, and Jeffy had to hold up for a sec.

I saw it


Most exciting part of the race.
 
2014-06-15 03:56:35 PM  
Go DammitKyle(2)^2!
 
2014-06-15 03:58:27 PM  
Here we go....can he stay out another 15 laps for his first win?
 
2014-06-15 03:58:36 PM  
Oh God the #3 car is in second.  I predict a McMahon-level flag here shortly.
 
2014-06-15 03:59:13 PM  
Larson locked em up coming into the pits. Little trigger shy after his penalty.

48 is about to cycle to the front.
 
2014-06-15 03:59:23 PM  
Dammit. I got excited for a minute there.
 
2014-06-15 03:59:45 PM  

bluorangefyre: I predict a McMahon-level flag here shortly.


CALL IT

48 needs to get back up
 
2014-06-15 04:00:21 PM  

Daedalus27: crotchgrabber: Menard has the only top five for Childress? That's pathetic.

He helps pay the bills and he usually isn't too embarrassing on the track. There aren't too many drivers who bring family money to NASCAR so you take the good with the bad.


I think the point wasn't that Menard has the only top 5, but that in all of RCR, there has only been one top 5 finish. You'd think that between Menard, Dillon, and Newman, there would be at least a few good finishes by now.
 
2014-06-15 04:00:22 PM  

DanZero: bluorangefyre: I predict a McMahon-level flag here shortly.

CALL IT

48 needs to get back up


He's the first car that doesn't need more fuel.
 
2014-06-15 04:00:40 PM  
@nateryan
Told there is chatter about debris in Turn 3, Jimmie Johnson tersely radios, "There is nothing."
 
2014-06-15 04:01:18 PM  
Clownshoe3s.
 
2014-06-15 04:01:36 PM  
Hahahahaha.
 
2014-06-15 04:02:45 PM  

good_2_go: @nateryan
Told there is chatter about debris in Turn 3, Jimmie Johnson tersely radios, "There is nothing."


Of course he would say that!
 
2014-06-15 04:03:05 PM  
Debris caution coming.
Green white checker finish.
Couple more commercial breaks.
 
2014-06-15 04:03:11 PM  
3 makes his 3rd pit stop in 3 laps/3 minutes

DILLONCEPTION
 
2014-06-15 04:04:25 PM  
OK, take off all the safeties!  Make the idols and Buddah's glow!
 
2014-06-15 04:04:41 PM  

BURN JIMMIE BURN

i205.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-15 04:04:49 PM  

DanZero: 3 makes his 3rd pit stop in 3 laps/3 minutes

DILLONCEPTION


it was all a dream....
 
2014-06-15 04:05:02 PM  
Got here just in time to see the 48 win. Great.

Just saw How to Train Your Dragon 2. Awesome movie. So much fun.
 
2014-06-15 04:05:22 PM  
Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie,  Not Jimmie, Not Jimmie
 
2014-06-15 04:06:04 PM  

crotchgrabber: Debris caution coming.
Green white checker finish.
Couple more commercial breaks.


Naw. NASCAR needs a 7 time "living legend" who won't bad-mouth their cash cows. ;)
 
2014-06-15 04:06:27 PM  
:: sets waveform guides to "Black Lagoon"..ramps power to 150% ::

t3.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-15 04:06:57 PM  
@NascarMemes

No debris=caution, real debris=no caution.

I guess NASCAR needed a way to give Jimmie the win at Michigan.
 
2014-06-15 04:07:09 PM  
Not "something," Petty.  Idols. Idols everywhere.
 
2014-06-15 04:07:40 PM  
Well shiat
 
2014-06-15 04:07:53 PM  
FARK!  I BLAME FLEURY FOR THIS!!!
 
2014-06-15 04:08:02 PM  
Crap.
 
2014-06-15 04:08:05 PM  
Goddammitsomuch
 
2014-06-15 04:08:07 PM  
meh
 
2014-06-15 04:08:08 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-15 04:08:09 PM  
Fuuuuudge
 
2014-06-15 04:08:19 PM  
Of course Johnson won. He has to win at every track he's never won at this year and get his 7th Championship because Brian France hates fans.
 
2014-06-15 04:08:19 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Well shiat


So much this.

Dammit finishes 8th.
 
2014-06-15 04:08:20 PM  
Bleh, Jimmie wins. Ugh.

What a boring race.
See you guys next week.

gonna go take my nap now.
 
2014-06-15 04:08:32 PM  
fark this shiat.
Looking forward to Sonoma. I'll have pictures of my new Ducati.
 
2014-06-15 04:09:20 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 396x594]


I lol'd
 
2014-06-15 04:09:40 PM  

Mztlplx: :: sets waveform guides to "Black Lagoon"..ramps power to 150% ::

[t3.gstatic.com image 228x128]


My favorite all-time animu.

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 396x594]


the joke I would've gone with there, "..the jack brought Jimmie Johnson"
 
2014-06-15 04:09:46 PM  
You can literally watch Jimmie almost hit the sort of debris NASCAR has thrown yellows for on in the past on his warm down lap, lol.

/conspiracy!!!11
 
2014-06-15 04:09:55 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Of course Johnson won. He has to win at every track he's never won at this year and get his 7th Championship because Brian France hates fans.


www.clevescene.com
 
2014-06-15 04:10:19 PM  

BOOM

JIMMY JOHNSON

 
2014-06-15 04:10:32 PM  
Finally!!!!
 
2014-06-15 04:11:40 PM  
I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.
 
2014-06-15 04:12:34 PM  

Warchild: I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.


May I suggest some sugar free gummy bears to make it all the more memorable?
 
2014-06-15 04:12:38 PM  
At least they gave me one sexy man commercial. Time to fire up the grill
 
2014-06-15 04:13:04 PM  

Road America Nationwide lulz next Saturday

 
2014-06-15 04:13:08 PM  

The Bestest: Mztlplx: :: sets waveform guides to "Black Lagoon"..ramps power to 150% ::

[t3.gstatic.com image 228x128]

My favorite all-time animu.

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 396x594]

the joke I would've gone with there, "..the jack brought Jimmie Johnson"


I lean towards Excel Saga, but Revy's an awesomely foul-mouthed psychopath.
 
2014-06-15 04:13:18 PM  
Is Kahne potted up on weed?
 
2014-06-15 04:13:48 PM  
Boo!

BOO I SAY!
 
2014-06-15 04:13:56 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Warchild: I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.

May I suggest some sugar free gummy bears to make it all the more memorable?


it's 90 degrees here...I can put the potato salad out for ya
 
2014-06-15 04:14:12 PM  

Professor Farksworth: Warchild: I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.

May I suggest some sugar free gummy bears to make it all the more memorable?


Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2014-06-15 04:15:52 PM  
I see they've managed to make the Mic look more like a penis.
 
2014-06-15 04:16:17 PM  
I always wanted to be the subject of a Fark headline.
 
2014-06-15 04:16:45 PM  
FINAL REPORT

Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 1 (couldn't wait TNT?)
Race Returns - Lap 7
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 9
Race Returns - Lap 12
Commercial - Lap 20
Race Returns - Lap 25
Commercial - Lap 29
Race Returns - Lap 34
Commercial - Lap 45
Race Returns - Lap 50
Commercial - Lap 55
Race Returns - Lap 61
Commercial - Lap 66
Race Returns - Lap 71
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 75
Race Returns - Lap 79
Commercial - Lap 86
Race Returns - Lap 90
Commercial - Lap 99
Race Returns - Lap Unknown - Another Break
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap Unknown
Race Returns - Lap 108
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 110
Race Returns - Lap 114
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 114
Race Returns - Lap Unknown - Another Break
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap Unknown
Race Returns - Lap 120
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 123
Race Returns - Lap 127
Commercial - Lap 135
Race Returns - Lap 140
Commercial - Lap 144
Race Returns - Lap 149
Commercial (due to caution) - Lap 149
Race Returns - Lap 153
Commercial - Lap 168
Race Returns - Lap 173

Green Flag Commercial Breaks: 10
Yellow Flag Commercial Breaks: 9

TOTAL COMMERCIAL BREAKS: 19
Laps Missed: 85 (42.5% of race)

One less break than last week, but in those breaks we missed a TON of laps. 42.5% is pretty damn high and close to nearly half the race. Throw in those odd audio errors, and this week it was Troll NASCAR fans TROLL, as if Jimmie's win at a track he never won at was trolly enough.

I GIVE YOU TNT, THE ULTIMATE TROLLING AWARD. FAR MORE THAN JUST MAXIMUM!

trolledbot.net
 
2014-06-15 04:19:43 PM  
Clint - 10th
Biff - 20th
Mac Mary - 12th
Juablo - 18th

So all my drivers finished, which is disturbingly infrequent
 
2014-06-15 04:21:26 PM  
I'm glad I didn't watch more than 5 minutes of this race.

On the upside, neither did anyone else.
 
2014-06-15 04:23:28 PM  

Warchild: I'm gonna go to Lowes and take a dump in one of their display toilets.

Boom. Sh*tfetti.


I can't stop laughing.

Have a great week, everyone,and Happy Father's Day to those to whom it applies.
 
2014-06-15 04:25:04 PM  
BKR Report:

Cole Whitt - 28th - 2 laps down
Alex Bowman - 40th - 31 laps down
Ryan Truex - DNQ

Maybe next week my beloved BK Racing displays a hidden talent and proves themselves to be Road Stars

/or they could be a three-headed chicaneamorph.. a Ghiddorah or rolling road course hazards.. a Cerberus of right-turn cautions..
 
2014-06-15 04:27:39 PM  
Yeah, next week will be better. Just hang on for more shiat on TNT

See you next week!
 
2014-06-15 04:31:45 PM  
This week's dream team:

Kyle Busch
Brian Vickers
David Ragan
Travis Kvapil

I only had one of them on my actual team.
 
2014-06-15 04:32:11 PM  
:: places Tiny Buddha in standby mode ::

Until next week, NASFARK...see ya in the threads.
 
2014-06-15 04:34:36 PM  
Sorry I'm late. I take full responsibility for HWSNBN winning this one. I've had some distractions in my life which impacted my ability to focus on mentally manipulating the race in anyone else's favor.
 
2014-06-15 04:39:07 PM  
I had The Cone Of Power focused on Tony and Jr this week,

It didn't work.

Next week:  The Directional Newcastle Drinking Spree of Malcontent.

Don't cross me.
 
2014-06-15 04:57:57 PM  

emonk: This week's dream team:

Kyle Busch
Brian Vickers
David Ragan
Travis Kvapil

I only had one of them on my actual team.


You have two ex-BKers.. never a good sign.
 
2014-06-15 05:43:57 PM  
Boom
 
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