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(NASCAR)   Will Ryan Newman be stranded again for the race? Are jet dryer drivers putting on extra firesuits since Juan Pablo Montoya is back? Will we see our first commercial break within the first ten laps again? It's the Quicken Loans 400, 1 PM ET on TNT   (nascar.com) divider line 479
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2014-06-15 12:28:15 AM  

Are you not sports or commercial entertained?


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And now its time for...


Commercials about drama!


Commercials about women problems!


Commercials about men problems!


Your weekly NASFARK checklist!  Ever changing and hopefully not interrupted by TNT needing to show 55 more commercials in between.


(Created by DanZero & bluorangefyre, with contributions from Professor Farksworth, QueenMamaBee, Mzltplx, and a bunch of other Fark racing fans!)

1) Every 25th post is "DANICA," every 500th post is "CHECKERED FLAG!" and every 1,100th post is, "Screw the gredunza, I just did the double!"
2) Somebody asking "ARE YOU NOT SPORTS ENTERTAINED?" before the 10th post
3) Somebody comes in with a humorous "left/right turn/going in circles" comment
4) BOOGITY in some form when race starts
5) Idols/Buddhas/Transformers/Reactors being fired up
6) Complaints about TNT & ESPN race coverage (or if in TNT/ESPN coverage, how bad it is and how we pine for FOX again) ONLY VALID FOR 2014!
7) While we were away
8) Green flag pit stops
9) The inevitable race commentator foul up
10) Phantom cautions
11) "Austin Dillon driving car number three... the number made famous by the late/great Dale Earnhardt."
12) MLP deployment ONLY in the following instances: sad Rainbow Dash when Princess Crumplefenders (AKA Danica) inevitably wrecks, happy Rainbow Dash if she's running in the top 20, charging Rainbow Dash if she's in the top 10, and whatever the evil pony is that is the sister of the queen pony if we need some extra mojo to help the idols and Buddhas defeat car #48
13) Complaints and such if Jimmie Johnson wins again and celebrations from his fan(s)
14) Race is official when Kvapil, Reutimann, Wise or Danica bring out the caution (can be more than one)
15) BONUS OFFICIAL RACE: Mikey brings out the yellow
16) Something to do with potato salad and/or sugar free gummi bears
17) SPECIAL BONUS: One of us is actually at the track
18) Something not meant to catch fire does
19) We are reminded about how a track is famous for The Big One/Darlington Stripe/Eating tires/Fuel Mileage races.
20) "Because #3 car"
21) Race is boring... what are you drinking?
22) "Lord baby Jesus, smite Logano's engine!"
23) Somebody asking why they don't run in the rain followed by a quick explaination why its not a good idea
24) Idol collateral damage warning
25) DanZero's commercial recap from last week and running throughout the thread
26) DOUBLE SECRET OFFICIAL RACE:  If JPM causes the caution or blows something up.
 
2014-06-15 12:29:54 AM  
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2014-06-15 12:31:53 AM  
Another fast one. I had one ready, but I had forgot all about JPM's return, so I'm glad someone else's got in this week. See you in about 12 hours for more audio problems, commercials, more audio problems, commercials
 
2014-06-15 10:35:26 AM  
Ryan Truex was the lone entrant who failed to qualify.

farkdammitsomuch...
 
2014-06-15 11:15:00 AM  
Sweet! Montoya is back!
 
2014-06-15 12:30:06 PM  
Let's go, Smoke!
 
2014-06-15 12:35:16 PM  

Big Merl: Sweet! Montoya is back!


Just for today and Brickyard
 
2014-06-15 12:38:50 PM  
Hello NASFARK...

Made it until 6am watching LeMans, still dint know who won what.

/guessing Audi #2, and the Corvette
 
2014-06-15 12:41:06 PM  

Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...

Made it until 6am watching LeMans, still dint know who won what.

/guessing Audi #2, and the Corvette


I was busy last night and had to get SOME sleep this morning..

What happened to the #7 Toyota? It was leading by a whole lap for about the first 12 hours, then something knocked it out?
 
2014-06-15 12:43:06 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-06-15 12:44:42 PM  

The Bestest: Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...

Made it until 6am watching LeMans, still dint know who won what.

/guessing Audi #2, and the Corvette

I was busy last night and had to get SOME sleep this morning..

What happened to the #7 Toyota? It was leading by a whole lap for about the first 12 hours, then something knocked it out?


Don't know exactly, but I seem to recall it going into the garage, then coming back out...then stalling again in the pits.

By that point, my BAC was in the mid 0.2's...
 
2014-06-15 12:46:00 PM  

good_2_go: [pbs.twimg.com image 600x772]


There's a "Sunoco Rookie of the Race" award? Do they just automatically hand that to Larson every week? Hell, I think if any of the 3 BKR drivers ever won that, I'd count that as a win for the season for them.
 
2014-06-15 12:47:09 PM  

good_2_go:


We get to hear "Oh Canada (We Stand On Cars And Freeze)"??

What is this, hockey?
 
2014-06-15 12:49:08 PM  

Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada (We Stand On Cars And Freeze)"??

What is this, hockey?


It's part of the transitional plan of ceding Detroit to Canada and renaming it North Windsor.
 
2014-06-15 12:52:41 PM  

The Bestest: Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada (We Stand On Cars And Freeze)"??

What is this, hockey?

It's part of the transitional plan of ceding Detroit to Canada and renaming it North Windsor.


:: begins the process of cleaning shredded wheat if his monitor ::

Good one.
 
2014-06-15 12:53:20 PM  

The Bestest: Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada (We Stand On Cars And Freeze)"??

What is this, hockey?

It's part of the transitional plan of ceding Detroit to Canada and renaming it North Windsor.


So we're trading them Detroit for Rob Ford?
 
2014-06-15 12:58:53 PM  

Mztlplx: The Bestest: Mztlplx: Hello NASFARK...

Made it until 6am watching LeMans, still dint know who won what.

/guessing Audi #2, and the Corvette

I was busy last night and had to get SOME sleep this morning..

What happened to the #7 Toyota? It was leading by a whole lap for about the first 12 hours, then something knocked it out?

Don't know exactly, but I seem to recall it going into the garage, then coming back out...then stalling again in the pits.

By that point, my BAC was in the mid 0.2's...


Yeah after that it stopped out on the course during the night and no one could find it for a while, which was funny and confusing. I think the electrics broke, not a collision.
 
2014-06-15 01:01:06 PM  
....And TNT disses Canada.
 
2014-06-15 01:01:29 PM  
ACTIVATING PROFESSOR FARKSWORTH IDOL...

CENTERING ON BLACK CAR NUMBER 48...

LOCKING ON TO COORDINATES 42.0663° N, 84.2414° W

JIMMIE JOHNSON

(You are the weakest link, goodbye.)
 
2014-06-15 01:01:45 PM  

Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada?


Apparently you need to buy a ticket to get to hear it.
 
2014-06-15 01:02:54 PM  
anyone else getting captions, or is my TV possessed?
 
2014-06-15 01:03:19 PM  
Hey guys

I'll be on the laptop in a bit... Got the Sunday off but unfortunately hit with some icky cold bug.. Doesn't help bothmmy dad and bro both got bronchitis blah.

So I've been sleeping and drugged up on medicine since yesterday after work. Fun.
 
2014-06-15 01:04:02 PM  

The Bestest: anyone else getting captions, or is my TV possessed?


No captions here on DirecTV.
 
2014-06-15 01:04:18 PM  

good_2_go: Mztlplx: good_2_go:

We get to hear "Oh Canada?

Apparently you need to buy a ticket to get to hear it.


Still got to hear the anthem singer for the Red Wings. Close enough.
 
2014-06-15 01:05:11 PM  
ok, nevermind.. it was the directv box
 
2014-06-15 01:07:38 PM  

SeikaArashi: Hey guys

I'll be on the laptop in a bit... Got the Sunday off but unfortunately hit with some icky cold bug.. Doesn't help bothmmy dad and bro both got bronchitis blah.

So I've been sleeping and drugged up on medicine since yesterday after work. Fun.


Just your average, everyday LeMans hangover here.

Feel better soon.
 
2014-06-15 01:08:18 PM  
Happy Father's Day and Corvette will get them next year at Le Mans. First set of commercials over and  under 5 laps (were talkin' TNT here) ?? Go #4 #14 and #41 ....
 
2014-06-15 01:08:48 PM  

Mztlplx: ....And TNT disses Canada.


Apparently Randy Marsh is running TNT.
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/AND WHAT THE FARK, WHERE'S THE COMMAND TO FIRE ENGINES?
 
2014-06-15 01:09:34 PM  
Dan hasn't checked in yet....sometime want to grab commercials/laps for him?

I'm on a phone, can't do it easily.
 
2014-06-15 01:10:21 PM  
Go 23, 26 and 83 12!
 
2014-06-15 01:10:37 PM  
Start your engines
 
2014-06-15 01:12:34 PM  

Mztlplx: Dan hasn't checked in yet....sometime want to grab commercials/laps for him?

I'm on a phone, can't do it easily.


I'm here. Just had to do a few things before all this. It's TNT anyways
 
2014-06-15 01:13:38 PM  

DanZero: Mztlplx: Dan hasn't checked in yet....sometime want to grab commercials/laps for him?

I'm on a phone, can't do it easily.

I'm here. Just had to do a few things before all this. It's TNT anyways


Cool. I was just gonna post em n in-thread fit you to pick up later.
 
2014-06-15 01:14:38 PM  
@kennybruce
How about that command ... Seriously, how about it?
 
2014-06-15 01:15:01 PM  
Oh God, they're rolling off pit road with two jet dryers still on track.
 
2014-06-15 01:15:59 PM  
Hey, Juablo and Princess are rowmates.

/as are the two BKR that actually managed to qualify this week...
 
2014-06-15 01:16:04 PM  

Drivers, welcome to the Irish Hills!

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Pacedog's keepin' 'em honest for now.  Next time its for real.  NOW LET'S GET IT ON!

smc14.files.wordpress.com

 
2014-06-15 01:16:04 PM  
I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.
 
2014-06-15 01:17:27 PM  

SeikaArashi: I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.


SILENCE!  MOAR COMMERSHALLS!
 
2014-06-15 01:18:56 PM  
so.. anyone actually download that Bleacher Report app?
 
2014-06-15 01:19:07 PM  

SeikaArashi: I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.


It wasn't.
 
2014-06-15 01:19:39 PM  

SeikaArashi: I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.


It was like a Cleveland Browns Super Bowl Trophy.
 
2014-06-15 01:20:27 PM  
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2014-06-15 01:20:28 PM  

BOOGITY3

 
2014-06-15 01:21:19 PM  

Jensaarai: SeikaArashi: I'm almost afraid to ask how the command was.

It wasn't.


@nascarcasm

If you want a silent command, just have Paul Menard do it.
 
2014-06-15 01:21:38 PM  
*snerk* thanks for making me go into a coughing fit from the laugh.

Woah caution!
 
2014-06-15 01:21:41 PM  
RACE IS OFFICIAL ON THE FIRST LAP!!
 
2014-06-15 01:21:44 PM  
Yay a wreck on lap one
 
2014-06-15 01:21:50 PM  

VICKERS COULDN'T QUITE SAVE IT

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2014-06-15 01:21:59 PM  

Quicken Loans -- Engineered to Caution!



I'll let BOF do the dog.
 
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