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(New York Daily News)   Good news, ladies living in Alaska. You can now get free pregnancy tests in bar bathrooms, the same place you can get condoms, cigarettes, tampons, before and after mints, edible underwear, fake tattoos and in some cases dinner   (nydailynews.com) divider line 27
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2014-06-15 01:14:49 AM  
Bad news, ladies living in Alaska.  You live.. in Alaska.
 
2014-06-15 01:33:07 AM  
People can get pregnant in Alaska? Must be a few months of the year. All other months the sperm should freeze before it ever reaches an ovum.
 
2014-06-15 01:41:08 AM  
Had to go to Alaska recently with my church group. We took some kids up there on a retreat. It's so desolate! I can see why it was the last state admitted to the Union-- who wants a bunch of ice covered mountains that's almost as big as Texas?  If it weren't for the oil and fact it borders China I'd say give it to Canada!!!
 
2014-06-15 03:11:46 AM  
Don't forget to try those vending machine tuna salad sandwiches in the bathrooms.
 
2014-06-15 03:12:39 AM  
Well that's the last thing we need at Koot's.
 
2014-06-15 03:25:04 AM  
I'd just put a sticker on the dispenser that says, "If this test turns up positive, get an abortion to avoid having an FASD baby. Otherwise, you'll have to stop drinking, and we KNOW you don't want to do that!"

/I doubt the right-wingers thought much about that when they agreed to this program.
 
2014-06-15 03:27:32 AM  

Twitch Boy: Well that's the last thing we need at Koot's.


I doubt having one at a place like Koots is going to do any good, anyway. Weekend party girls aren't really the fertile ground for FASD.

If they really want to send the message to Alaska alcoholics, they should hang a kit over the neck of every Everclear bottle in the liquor store.
 
2014-06-15 03:31:13 AM  
And?
 
2014-06-15 03:33:32 AM  
...framed posters warning pregnant women to not drink on bathroom walls.
 
2014-06-15 03:37:44 AM  
As someone who literally just stembled home from eddies sports bar, I'm getting a kick.
 
2014-06-15 04:02:18 AM  
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2014-06-15 04:06:20 AM  
Oh god, one more politician making Alaska the public joke.  There will be an Alaska tag before long.
 
2014-06-15 04:17:59 AM  

gadian: Oh god, one more politician making Alaska the public joke.  There will be an Alaska tag before long.


I think having the highest rate of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome in the country makes for a bigger joke than even Pete Kelly. Although it's close.
 
2014-06-15 04:42:47 AM  
FTFA:However, don't expect free birth control to be doled out as well because  , Kelly said birth control is for people who don't want to act responsibly.

Seriously, WTF. I'd say that it's the opposite way around in many cases. Everyone that I know that takes birth control does so because they don't want to get pregnant with a baby they do not want and/or cannot afford, and they don't want to have to give up their sexual freedoms. Lots of sex with one or more partners does not automatically mean that they're a careless slut , despite what some conservatives and idiots may believe.

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2014-06-15 04:47:42 AM  

tokyogirl79: FTFA:However, don't expect free birth control to be doled out as well because  , Kelly said birth control is for people who don't want to act responsibly.

Seriously, WTF. I'd say that it's the opposite way around in many cases. Everyone that I know that takes birth control does so because they don't want to get pregnant with a baby they do not want and/or cannot afford, and they don't want to have to give up their sexual freedoms. Lots of sex with one or more partners does not automatically mean that they're a careless slut , despite what some conservatives and idiots may believe.


Pete Kelly represents both of these categories.
 
2014-06-15 04:57:52 AM  
Bars in America sell condoms and booze in the toilets? All we get over here is those wretched chewable toothbrushes. /packs bags
 
2014-06-15 05:23:14 AM  

bekovich: Bars in America sell condoms and booze in the toilets? All we get over here is those wretched chewable toothbrushes. /packs bags


The only place I've ever seen a condom machine in a bar bathroom was in a strip club, of all places. Right next to the cologne vending machine.
 
2014-06-15 05:29:46 AM  

fusillade762: bekovich: Bars in America sell condoms and booze in the toilets? All we get over here is those wretched chewable toothbrushes. /packs bags

The only place I've ever seen a condom machine in a bar bathroom was in a strip club, of all places. Right next to the cologne vending machine.


well you want to smell your best for a hooker. What flavour condoms?
 
2014-06-15 07:55:46 AM  
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2014-06-15 09:08:42 AM  

nickdaisy: Had to go to Alaska recently with my church group. We took some kids up there on a retreat. It's so desolate! I can see why it was the last state admitted to the Union--


Um.

who wants a bunch of ice covered mountains that's almost as big as Texas?

Uh...

 If it weren't for the oil and fact it borders China

Er...

/leaves quietly
 
2014-06-15 09:35:50 AM  

tokyogirl79: FTFA:However, don't expect free birth control to be doled out as well because  , Kelly said birth control is for people who don't want to act responsibly.

Seriously, WTF. I'd say that it's the opposite way around in many cases. Everyone that I know that takes birth control does so because they don't want to get pregnant with a baby they do not want and/or cannot afford, and they don't want to have to give up their sexual freedoms. Lots of sex with one or more partners does not automatically mean that they're a careless slut , despite what some conservatives and idiots may believe.

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I had to read that like four times to make sure I was seeing it right. This cannot possibly be true. Please let that be a typo. Please.
 
2014-06-15 09:55:35 AM  
Rather appropriate since most of them got pregnant in bar bathrooms in the first place.
 
2014-06-15 10:42:11 AM  
Florida's car trunk gynecologists and mobile breast cancer detectors are unimpressed.
 
2014-06-15 10:44:39 AM  
Getting pregnant while drunk can cause fetal alcohol syndrome?

That would explain much
 
2014-06-15 11:08:19 AM  
What Alaska hot might look like.

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2014-06-15 12:40:20 PM  
fnordest got this one (article: Instead, researchers will stick with framed posters warning pregnant women to not drink on bathroom walls.)

How exactly would that work: Flinging the contents of one's shot glass onto the wall and then licking it off?
 
2014-06-15 12:46:22 PM  

SithLord: What Alaska hot might look like.


So, a South Florida 3.5?
 
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