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(Chicago Trib)   County forced to move its morgue due to mold. It's not like it was bothering the corpses   (chicagotribune.com ) divider line
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2014-06-15 02:16:03 PM  
They are on to us! Devolve mold spores and put the DNA points into horde twitch harmonics!

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2014-06-15 03:37:17 PM  
Well ew, who wants moldy corpses?
 
2014-06-15 03:42:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Well ew, who wants moldy corpses?


Or moldy zombies?
 
2014-06-15 04:01:58 PM  
The coroner's administrative operations will remain in Kane County. Russell said his office handles about 160 autopsies a year.

Move to the mayor's office, it's not like he's doing anything in it.
 
2014-06-15 04:04:11 PM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Move to the mayor's office, it's not like he's doing anything in it.


You sound really well informed. Tell us more about the mayor of Kane county.
 
2014-06-15 04:06:18 PM  

Cpl.D: Yeah, okay, subby.  Let the mold around corpses.  See what happens.  Within a few weeks, it'll be all, "Hey, look, guys!  There's a vascular system in this thing!  What can we do with this?"

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2014-06-15 04:25:43 PM  
Legend (history?) has it that the medicine man of one of the Caliphs was instructed to build a hospital and was given three possible locations to build.

He supposedly put a piece of meat in each of the location.

The one that took the longest time to spoil was deemed the one with the best 'airs' and was chosen as the location for the new hospital.


The moral of the story?
Don't waste good steak.
 
2014-06-15 04:31:07 PM  
Wheaton to protect his employees' health.

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He's following in mom's footsteps. So precious.
 
2014-06-15 05:14:06 PM  

jaytkay: Whatchoo Talkinbout: Move to the mayor's office, it's not like he's doing anything in it.

You sound really well informed. Tell us more about the mayor of Kane county.


I'm posting on Fark, when did even poorly informed become an issue. DNRTFA, Chicago and everything near it sucks. Sorry for you if you live there.
 
2014-06-15 05:14:17 PM  
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2014-06-15 06:21:23 PM  

lindalouwho: Gyrfalcon: Well ew, who wants moldy corpses?

Or moldy zombies?


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2014-06-16 11:17:34 AM  
Mortuary... Mold... Corpses... where have I heard this plot device before?

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