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2014-06-14 02:09:52 PM  
22 votes:
They can't all be this awesome...

www.angryasianman.com
2014-06-14 03:41:49 PM  
12 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-06-14 02:20:47 PM  
10 votes:

italie: They can't all be this awesome...

[www.angryasianman.com image 640x306]


img.fark.net
2014-06-14 09:36:08 PM  
8 votes:

NeuroticRocker: "Good work ain't cheap. Cheap work ain't good."


i1126.photobucket.com
2014-06-14 04:02:30 PM  
7 votes:
s3.amazonaws.com
2014-06-14 03:42:26 PM  
7 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-06-14 03:06:06 PM  
7 votes:
www.theginblog.com
2014-06-14 03:01:05 PM  
7 votes:

www.revelation-of-silence.com
Best tattoo evar.

2014-06-14 02:51:44 PM  
7 votes:
Only 5?

tat2x.files.wordpress.com
Uh, subby...
2014-06-14 12:43:58 PM  
7 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2014-06-14 03:32:30 PM  
6 votes:
I would totally trust her.
chimpmania.com
2014-06-14 03:28:17 PM  
4 votes:
So the author thinks tattoos are for assholes?
i1.ytimg.com
2014-06-14 02:29:40 PM  
4 votes:
www.sickchirpse.com
2014-06-14 02:26:04 PM  
4 votes:
The only really good tattoo a person could get:

www.theginblog.com
2014-06-14 02:12:42 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net

At least he buys good shirts.  Shows he cares about this job interview.
2014-06-14 02:09:29 PM  
4 votes:
Tats are farking awesome.
Its like a voluntary scarlet letter program to indicate the trash of society!
Rat [TotalFark]
2014-06-14 08:52:28 PM  
3 votes:
This one always cracks me up

img.fark.net

™  makes me wonder where the 7th dwarf is
2014-06-14 07:48:56 PM  
3 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-06-14 05:57:59 PM  
3 votes:

Begoggle: All tattoos are stupid.


No.
imgs.xkcd.com
2014-06-14 05:17:15 PM  
3 votes:
CSB;
Used to travel a lot. Instead of t-shirts I got tattooed. Got tat's in about 20 countries and a dozen states.
Now that it's many years later in some cases, it's fun to be reminded of those experiences when I see them.

/Unless I'm at the pool, nobody knows about any of them :~)
//Except your mom.
///Next I'm getting a full body tattoo of myself, but slightly taller.
2014-06-14 05:08:02 PM  
3 votes:

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Here are my sea lions. They do mean something to me. Obviously I like sea lions. And they are my Zoo tattoos (they are from the Sea Lion Cove sign at the Zoo). I won't bore you all with what the Zoo means to me but I'm alive because of it.

[i158.photobucket.com image 850x634]

Judge away.

tyrannyoftradition.files.wordpress.com


                  Are you a polar bear
2014-06-14 03:02:40 PM  
3 votes:

HighlanderRPI: [cdn.ebaumsworld.com image 373x457]

/Legendary


Come on, you can't tell only half the story.

blog.xtremetattoosupplies.com
2014-06-14 02:58:07 PM  
3 votes:

sendtodave: italie: They can't all be this awesome...

[www.angryasianman.com image 640x306]

[img.fark.net image 640x426]


img.fark.net
2014-06-14 02:55:39 PM  
3 votes:
Can't forget these classics:

blogs.riverfronttimes.com

www.sickchirpse.com

media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com

cdn.fashionablygeek.com

totallycoolpix.com
2014-06-14 02:50:26 PM  
3 votes:

I Like Shiny Things: Tats are farking awesome.
Its like a voluntary scarlet letter program to indicate the trash of society!


i236.photobucket.com
2014-06-14 02:46:59 PM  
3 votes:
I just got a tattoo.

It says, "Your blog sucks."
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-06-14 02:26:42 PM  
3 votes:
oblig.  Don't hate me, tat lovers..

i263.photobucket.com
2014-06-14 02:26:06 PM  
3 votes:
Don't forget random Chinese words.  Sure, you think you're being deep because you have "Opportunity, fate, and karma" written on your arm.  But every Chinese person is laughing as they see you because you really have "Kung Pao Chicken, Does this tattoo make may wrist look fat, and I blow goats for fun and profit."

/Obviously, this does not apply to actual Chinese people.
2014-06-14 02:21:40 PM  
3 votes:
Met a couple on a dive trip a few years back. The guys wife was going on and on about the tattoo he had on his ass. Finally got him drunk enough one night and he dropped his pants. It was bugs Bunny jumping towards his asshole with Elmer Fudd hot on his trail. Called him bunny the rest of the trip. Good times.
2014-06-14 02:18:10 PM  
3 votes:

Mr. Fuzzypaws: Here are my sea lions. They do mean something to me. Obviously I like sea lions. And they are my Zoo tattoos (they are from the Sea Lion Cove sign at the Zoo). I won't bore you all with what the Zoo means to me but I'm alive because of it.

[i158.photobucket.com image 850x634]

Judge away.


I shall refer to you as "Sharkbait".
2014-06-14 12:46:55 PM  
3 votes:
Let's not forget.

img.photobucket.com
2014-06-14 11:05:21 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
2014-06-14 06:37:12 PM  
2 votes:

SuddenlySamhain: I wanna get the phrase " You gonna eat that " Tattooed on my stomach


With an arrow pointing down?
2014-06-14 05:03:53 PM  
2 votes:
I was never cool enough to get a tattoo.

46 now and totally un-inked.

All you youngsters are just so goddamned cool and edgy. You all so love to tell me about how "original" and "radical" your ink stains are. All of you.

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE

OF

YOU

.....oh how totally original you all are.
2014-06-14 04:12:14 PM  
2 votes:

d23: [img.fark.net image 700x511]

you have to be a BIG Watchman fan to do that.



Explanation:
i.somethingawful.com
2014-06-14 03:46:21 PM  
2 votes:
news.bmezine.com
2014-06-14 03:33:25 PM  
2 votes:
The important thing is that this guy has an opinion
2014-06-14 03:25:34 PM  
2 votes:
mit.zenfs.com

www.sportsgrid.com

blacksportsonline.com
2014-06-14 03:09:35 PM  
2 votes:

Podmore: Love tattoos, hate tattoos, or totally ambivalent, can we all agree that the author of tfa is a moron?


Second


/motion carries.
2014-06-14 03:08:45 PM  
2 votes:
Welcome to Jamaica mon, have a nice day!
2014-06-14 02:56:40 PM  
2 votes:

Bane of Broone: [img.fark.net image 480x480]
[img.fark.net image 480x480]

No problems getting a job here.


You look like you're stoned out of your mind. You're hired.
2014-06-14 02:55:58 PM  
2 votes:

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I Like Shiny Things: Tats are farking awesome.
Its like a voluntary scarlet letter program to indicate the trash of society!


Is that Randy Quaid as Willy Wonka?
2014-06-14 02:36:36 PM  
2 votes:

RoyBatty: 1. This is an old thread, but it's one of the funnest old threads there is. Just sad there is no Steve Buscemi quote about tattoos.

2. Is a "tribal" tattoo, cultural appropriation? What does the Social Justice League have to say about tribals?


"Hey, Superman, did you see Wonder Woman's new Tattoo? Looks like she got some kind of weird tribal tramp stamp on her back."

"That's not a tattoo, Bruce. A Super-cumshot is like a shotgun blast, and not even Amazonian skin is tough enough to withstand the jizz of steel."
2014-06-14 02:29:31 PM  
2 votes:
Stopped reading after:  In It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia-the only sitcom of the past decade worth watching
2014-06-14 02:17:08 PM  
2 votes:

I Like Shiny Things: Tats are farking awesome.
Its like a voluntary scarlet letter program to indicate the trash of society!


Now that's one of the worst troll attempts I've seen in a while.
2014-06-14 02:01:40 PM  
2 votes:
I'm sorry, I can't hear what he's saying over the sound of his smug douchiness.
2014-06-14 01:56:07 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
img.fark.net
There's four of them right there
2014-06-14 10:53:36 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-06-14 10:48:39 PM  
1 votes:

Nidiot: For me it's a correlation thing, it's just that so many people with tats are from the lowest classes, that seeing a tat on a person automatically brings up that association. It's like seeing a McDonald's logo and thinking of burgers. Not saying that's right, or that it doesn't get adjusted when getting to know someone, but it is the first reaction. While you don't have to be a low-life type to have a tat, it would have to be impossible these days to find a low-life type who doesn't have one.


Lemme guess, you failed basic logic in college?
2014-06-14 08:16:06 PM  
1 votes:
www.dopetattoos.com
2014-06-14 06:19:51 PM  
1 votes:

Theory Of Null: This could apply to any decision in life.

You got married to prove your commitment and undying love? Idiot!
You have a 30 year mortgage from a bank for a home that is the size of a trailer and built with cheap lumber and labor? Idiot!
You watch sports on TV, wear your team colors and buy pizza for the big game? Idiot!
You are building a nest egg, working out regulary and eating healthy so you can live longer in a retirement home that nobody ever visits? Or maybe you want leave something behind and have them fight over every penny and not even talk about you or your pathetic unorginal life after your gone. Idiot. Idiot Idiot

so many choices in this orginal life.


Walking around with just your nuts hanging out of your fly? Idiot!
2014-06-14 06:01:37 PM  
1 votes:
10/10 to the author of TFA for a masterful job of trolling. Well done.
2014-06-14 05:19:43 PM  
1 votes:
No mention yet of the tattoos in Lust In The Dust?

/*smh* fark is slipping
2014-06-14 05:13:20 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-06-14 04:04:01 PM  
1 votes:
Well, the author didn't mention anything negative about a tattoo of Pinocchio ejaculating sawdust, so I don't have any issues with the article.
2014-06-14 04:03:10 PM  
1 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [img.fark.net image 700x525]
[img.fark.net image 550x688]
[img.fark.net image 500x625]
[img.fark.net image 700x511]
There's four of them right there


isnt the 3rd one "bullseye" Dr Manhattans elemental symbol or some such? this is coming from me who has a half sleeve of Green Lantern tattoos
2014-06-14 03:48:43 PM  
1 votes:

Whatthefark: No mention of the Pass Around Girl?

Extremely NSFW!
Did you hear me...NSFW!


I think I just gave my eyes a venereal disease.
2014-06-14 03:37:44 PM  
1 votes:

dpzum1: Bedstead Polisher: I'm always puzzled by face tattoos. I saw a woman on the bus yesterday. She was attractive, but had brightly coloured hair and some tattoos on her face that were clearly decorative. She walked through the bus, polite, excusing herself as she squeezed past, so she might be a lovely person. But honestly, my first impression was that she was an idiot for tattooing her face.

Personally, I've never been a fan of tattoos, but I've realized that in this day and age, that majority of people have them. While I can't really judge people for having tattoos I find myself judging people based on where the tattoos are. And in a few years, it may be commonplace to have visible tattoos and no one will judge.

I know I'll have people telling me that I shouldn't judge, but it's human nature, you all do it for various reasons. Plus I've known enough tattooed people to know I shouldn't completely dismiss them because they are my friends and family members as well.

But I will never understand why people would permanently mark an easily viewed part of their body with a grotesque Garbage Pail Kid.

I got my tats long ago...before they were considered "in". And, two of them are visible, on my forearms.
I make it a point, and always have, not to judge a book by it's cover. Same as someone being overweight, too tall, too short, "weird looking", whatever. If someone is going to judge me by my tats, and assume I'm someone that I'm not, that's their loss.


I don't judge people on tats; I pick much more arbitrary things - like your lack of approved Fark links

*shuns*
2014-06-14 03:37:19 PM  
1 votes:
No mention of the Pass Around Girl?

Extremely NSFW!
Did you hear me...NSFW!
2014-06-14 03:31:24 PM  
1 votes:
Listening to someone talk about how/where/why/when they got their tat is worse than listening to my 7 year old nephew talking about the different Pokemon.
You want to know who likes to hear about your tat?  Other superficial, drug addict, alcoholics with unresolved mommy/daddy issues that make bad decisions, have bad taste in art, and get easily offended when people call them out on it.
But, yeah, yours is cool brah.  Makes you look tough. And that butterfly thing is way sexy babe.  I've never seen that before.
2014-06-14 03:27:28 PM  
1 votes:

lewismarktwo: Imma get a tattoo that says 'tattoo'.  Chicks are gonna love it.


I hope it is the Chinese symbol for tatoo, that would be SUPER meta :)
2014-06-14 03:14:41 PM  
1 votes:
TFA:  In It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia-the only sitcom of the past decade worth watching...


I stopped reading right there.
2014-06-14 03:02:55 PM  
1 votes:
Love tattoos, hate tattoos, or totally ambivalent, can we all agree that the author of tfa is a moron?
2014-06-14 02:53:07 PM  
1 votes:

nitefallz: Stopped reading after:  In It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia-the only sitcom of the past decade worth watching


At least he telegraphed the smug douche vibe early.
2014-06-14 02:52:21 PM  
1 votes:
"Ceci n'est pas une tattoo"
2014-06-14 02:50:41 PM  
1 votes:

Delta1212: From the page:

Am I A Racist? Depends On What You Mean By "Racist"

It used to be that a "racist" was simply someone who hated others for their skin color. By that definition, I am not, nor have I ever been, a racist.

So that's a yes, then.


Sounds like Farkers who try to argue over the definition of pedophile.
2014-06-14 02:49:22 PM  
1 votes:
All tattoos are stupid.
2014-06-14 02:43:50 PM  
1 votes:
I have nothing against tattoos one way or the other but I'm always shocked at how many people walk around with crap work. I mean, it's going to be on your body for a really long time - can't you put in a little time and effort to find a good artist?

A woman I work with has a tattoo on her shoulder. I don't know if it was just badly done originally or if it's worn really poorly, but even when sitting next to her I can't tell what it's supposed to be. So for all intents and purposes she's sporting a big bluish blob.
2014-06-14 02:29:41 PM  
1 votes:
geez, some blog about tat preference.  whoopty-do.  should have stopped at "People like to say that "A tattoo should have meaning," which is ridiculous-after all, most of the time the ink in question is worn on the skin of somebody living a meaningless life, working a meaningless job, and dreaming meaningless dreams."

but instead this was enough:

"In It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia-the only sitcom of the past decade worth watching"

stoppedreadingthere.jpg
2014-06-14 02:28:51 PM  
1 votes:
1. This is an old thread, but it's one of the funnest old threads there is. Just sad there is no Steve Buscemi quote about tattoos.

2. Is a "tribal" tattoo, cultural appropriation? What does the Social Justice League have to say about tribals?
2014-06-14 02:21:36 PM  
1 votes:

jehovahs witness protection: I shall refer to you as "Sharkbait".


Better than other things people say.
2014-06-14 02:19:18 PM  
1 votes:
Let's see:

PHYSICALLY: The risk of getting a disease like Hepatitis from a tattoo artist that is not careful about sterilizing his/her equipment, the pain involved in getting one, the bleeding afterward
That's why you go to a reputable artist. They sterilize and use new needles for all customers. They really don't hurt much. They also don't bleed much at all. Maybe a little while it is being done, and it is stopped before they wash it down and put on a bandage.

MENTALLY: Why would anyone think they need a tattoo to make themselves "better"? Also, if you get a tattoo because you think it's "cool" then you're applying the standards of the world.
What's wrong with "I like this and think it looks nice on me?" Seems to be what most people I know use as their reasoning. That's why I have all of mine.

SOCIALLY: People who have tattoos are often looked down upon as rednecks or low-lifes simply because they have tattoos, and people who have visible tattoos often get passed over for jobs by people who believe tattoos present an unprofessional appearance.
2014-06-14 02:11:47 PM  
1 votes:
Tribal tattoos? Really? I live on Kauai and even the local kids have tribal tattoos. Always fun to watch the face of a big Samoan standing in line behind a bright white tourist with a tribal.
2014-06-14 02:11:01 PM  
1 votes:
Here are my sea lions. They do mean something to me. Obviously I like sea lions. And they are my Zoo tattoos (they are from the Sea Lion Cove sign at the Zoo). I won't bore you all with what the Zoo means to me but I'm alive because of it.

i158.photobucket.com

Judge away.
2014-06-14 12:50:40 PM  
1 votes:
I agree with all of them except #2. Tattoos to me should have personal meaning to them. My 2 memorials to my deceased father and brother are beautiful and I get compliments on them all the time. (ones and owl and the other is an eagle) They have their initials under each one. If that makes me tacky or an idiot so be it. I think the author is an arsehole.

See, I can be judgmental too.
 
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