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(NYPost)   Nearly half of U.S. House of Representative wiped out in one massive highway incident. Nobody inconsolable   (nypost.com) divider line 55
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2014-06-14 12:42:17 PM  
I vote BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 
2014-06-14 01:57:00 PM  
OH THE EWEMANITY!
 
2014-06-14 02:36:29 PM  
Subby's trying to pull the wool over our eyes...
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2014-06-14 02:48:21 PM  
So the potential bikini thread is in the politics tab and this is main?

Strange day.
 
2014-06-14 02:55:08 PM  
That joke was BAAAAAHHHHHHD and you should feel BAAAAAAHHHHD.
 
2014-06-14 04:09:52 PM  
New Zealand declares a day of mourning.
 
2014-06-14 04:09:54 PM  
Someone crash a truck of mint jelly.
 
2014-06-14 04:10:05 PM  
What a horrible tragedy.  Mutton could be worse.

/and damn you subby for getting my hopes up
 
2014-06-14 04:10:43 PM  
Other injured animals were euthanized at the direction of the sheep's owner.


GO TO SLEEP, SHEEPLE!!!
 
2014-06-14 04:16:20 PM  
Dammit, you had me hoping for the country's salvation.
 
2014-06-14 04:17:03 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-14 04:18:43 PM  

NewportBarGuy: I vote BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


O-BAHHHHHHH-MA
 
2014-06-14 04:19:41 PM  
In all honesty, if both branches of the legislature were to drop over dead tomorrow I don't believe it would impact any of our lives negatively.
 
2014-06-14 04:21:42 PM  

JesusJuice: In all honesty, if both branches of the legislature were to drop over dead tomorrow I don't believe it would impact any of our lives negatively.


Well, except for the part where we'd have to have a giant special election, in which we'd end up with ~350 Inhofe types.
 
2014-06-14 04:22:00 PM  
Really? *clicks link*

/am disappoint
 
2014-06-14 04:22:15 PM  
Now there's 200 local Welsh and New Zealand men left dateless.
 
2014-06-14 04:22:56 PM  
Damn...That's a baaaaaaaaaaa-d one.
 
2014-06-14 04:24:36 PM  
I was listening to this guy ranting about the gov at the bar the other night.  He said the 911 guys targeted the wrong buildings, they should have taken out Congress and the Senate.  He was entertaining.
 
2014-06-14 04:25:07 PM  

JesusJuice: In all honesty, if both branches of the legislature were to drop over dead tomorrow I don't believe it would impact any of our lives negatively.


I'd run for office.  Be afraid
 
2014-06-14 04:25:20 PM  
Keep moving...mutton to see here...
 
2014-06-14 04:25:50 PM  
There may have been more than 200 but the folks counting them kept falling asleep.
 
2014-06-14 04:26:50 PM  
LeroyBourne: the 911 guys targeted the wrong buildings, they should have taken out Congress and the Senate

They tried.
 
2014-06-14 04:28:47 PM  
Fear not, they shall rise again to reclaim the Earth

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2014-06-14 04:29:28 PM  
Sounds more like 200 Farkers died
 
2014-06-14 04:29:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-14 04:32:06 PM  
Stubby pulled the wool over our eyes
 
2014-06-14 04:35:06 PM  

b0rg9: Other injured animals were euthanized at the direction of the sheep's owner.



What a waste. They should have butchered them.
 
2014-06-14 04:36:15 PM  

LeroyBourne: I was listening to this guy ranting about the gov at the bar the other night.  He said the 911 guys targeted the wrong buildings, they should have taken out Congress and the Senate.  He was entertaining.


They damn near did.
 
2014-06-14 04:38:24 PM  

b0rg9: Other injured animals were euthanized at the direction of the sheep's owner.


GO TO SLEEP, SHEEPLE!!!


img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-14 04:40:13 PM  
I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight
 
2014-06-14 04:41:06 PM  
At least no kids were harmed
 
2014-06-14 04:41:26 PM  
You raised my hope and dashed them quite expertly sir, bravo!
 
2014-06-14 04:42:28 PM  
Baaa! Ram! Ewe!
 
2014-06-14 04:51:21 PM  
Bravo subby, bravo.
 
2014-06-14 04:55:53 PM  
They were really all iPhone users on the way to wait in line for the iPhone 6
 
2014-06-14 04:58:46 PM  

LeroyBourne: He said the 911 guys targeted the wrong buildings, they should have taken out Congress and the Senate.


Yeah, but they were trying to terrorize us, not become the greatest American heroes in history.
 
2014-06-14 05:01:11 PM  
House of Representative? Singular?  Oh, how I - and so many others - had hoped you
simply left out an "s"....
 
2014-06-14 05:17:59 PM  
Sheep go to heaven.
 
2014-06-14 05:19:25 PM  
Except the guy who lost his girlfriend.
 
2014-06-14 05:24:43 PM  
Was it a "fiscal cliff"?
cdn.breitbart.com
 
2014-06-14 05:25:20 PM  
Came to post the sheeple rising from the depths to reclaim the earth, leaving satisfied.

/I for one welcome our sheep overlords.
 
2014-06-14 05:54:33 PM  
FNG:
Strange day.

strange days indeed

most peculiar mama
 
2014-06-14 06:19:08 PM  
So when do we get the other half?

/and the senate
//hell, all the gubmints
 
2014-06-14 06:26:57 PM  

Abox: There may have been more than 200 but the folks counting them kept falling asleep.


*SNERK

/coffee burns coming out the nose, thanks
 
2014-06-14 06:45:30 PM  

LeroyBourne: I was listening to this guy ranting about the gov at the bar the other night.  He said the 911 guys targeted the wrong buildings, they should have taken out Congress and the Senate.  He was entertaining.


But he wasn't wrong, either.
 
2014-06-14 07:06:06 PM  
I wish someone had been around to get a video of me going from "ohpleaseohpleaseohplease" to "oh goddamnit."
 
2014-06-14 07:37:16 PM  

99.998er: Was it a "fiscal cliff"?
[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]


That napkin was soaked with Wild Turkey from breakfast.
 
2014-06-14 07:38:14 PM  
znetitaly.altervista.org
 
2014-06-14 07:40:47 PM  
Damnit subby, here I was, feeling like we were looking at a hopeful new day.
 
2014-06-14 08:33:21 PM  
I guess none of them had their sheep belts fastened.
 
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