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(FIFA)   Los Cafeteros take on The Pirate Ship, La Celeste face off with Los Ticos, The Three Lions battle the Azzurri. and Les Elephants challenge the Blue Samurai. It's Day 3 of the 2014 FIFA World Cup. (12:00 EDT, ABC)   ( fifa.com) divider line
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2014-06-14 06:02:03 PM  
11 votes:
oi58.tinypic.com
2014-06-14 10:51:14 PM  
4 votes:

VTGremlin: Princip's Sandwich: Ya Konan with the possible injury. CIV manager will not like this.

Yea, no. He's just trying to eat clock.


I thought that was illegal in the Ivory Coast.
2014-06-14 09:19:30 PM  
3 votes:
Honda does his civic duty, scoring a great goal on his own accord.
2014-06-14 04:18:40 PM  
3 votes:

Farking New Guy: Is the Uruguay goalie stoned?


He will be when he gets home if he doesn't get his shiat together.
2014-06-14 10:24:16 PM  
2 votes:

Anderson's Pooper: Also, I'm out of bourbon.


oi62.tinypic.com
2014-06-14 09:46:39 PM  
2 votes:

2wolves: Ivory Coast shops at Pecs R Us.


The International Heterosexual Women's Soccer Fan Association just sent a letter of complaint to Fifa for not arranging a Spain-Ivory Coast game in the rain (Spain in their whites, of course)...
2014-06-14 09:01:36 PM  
2 votes:

eagles95: Nice empty seats there Brazil....


Those seats were installed after the fans got into the stadium.
2014-06-14 07:49:37 PM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Sterling plays football a little...flamboyantly doesn't he.


tailgatereview.com
2014-06-14 06:16:49 PM  
2 votes:

dietbubba: Is Baines normally a left back?


No, he's normally a Batman villain.
2014-06-14 05:46:04 PM  
2 votes:

dietbubba: I'd flip Sterling and Rooney.


You sick bastard.
2014-06-14 05:06:13 PM  
2 votes:
img3.wikia.nocookie.net

CONCACAF TO FIFA: Surprise motherfarker!
2014-06-14 02:41:30 PM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com


Now that I have my coffee, I'm ready to watch World Cup.  Where is it?
2014-06-14 10:52:34 PM  
1 vote:
Doing the Poznan? Niiiiiiiiiice.
2014-06-14 10:51:59 PM  
1 vote:
Let's go to the Cote d'Ivoire supporters section:

www.mario-kart.net
2014-06-14 10:37:38 PM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: Dead for Tax Reasons: ya to yaya passes to ya back to yaya

ya yaya ya yaya ya yaya ya yaya


pbs.twimg.com
2014-06-14 10:26:50 PM  
1 vote:

runaway06: awesome. i farking love the world cup


Me too.

I went to bed, like the old person that I am, but left the tv on.

Wrinkly running around the living room for joy for the win.      :)
2014-06-14 10:23:36 PM  
1 vote:
GERVINHO! 2-1! JAPAN IS GETTING OUT THE SWORD!
2014-06-14 10:22:10 PM  
1 vote:
I have the weirdest Bony right now!!
2014-06-14 08:46:37 PM  
1 vote:

eagles95: Hey all....Finally watching now after watching mainly on ESPN app all day. My son and wife caught some of England v Italy and want to know, what the hell is wrong with the back of Rooney's neck. My wife said it looked like a spray tan melting off


It's attached to the rest of Wayne Rooney.
2014-06-14 07:51:18 PM  
1 vote:
Christ, wtf must England's penalty practice sessions be like? Nearest to the goal wins?
2014-06-14 07:51:08 PM  
1 vote:
England is way too close shooting that ball.  They need to move back 6, 7 hundred yards or so.
2014-06-14 07:49:20 PM  
1 vote:
We have secretly taken this soccer ball and replaced it with a  superball.

Let's see if the England Team notices.
2014-06-14 07:48:47 PM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: ariseatex: sephjnr: AAAADHISADSADGHSADGHASGHDAHGSDGHASGDASGHDGHASDGHASHGDAHGASDHGSAGHDHGA S DHGASGHDHGASDGHSAHGDGHASD

Google Translate says this is Irish...

You sure it's not Welsh?


Way too many vowels ;)
2014-06-14 07:48:23 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: sephjnr: AAAADHISADSADGHSADGHASGHDAHGSDGHASGDASGHDGHASDGHASHGDAHGASDHGSAGHDHGA S DHGASGHDHGASDGHSAHGDGHASD

Google Translate says this is Irish...


looks more like Welsh
2014-06-14 07:47:50 PM  
1 vote:
"Fifty years of hurt, never stopped me dreaming!"
2014-06-14 07:47:27 PM  
1 vote:

ariseatex: sephjnr: AAAADHISADSADGHSADGHASGHDAHGSDGHASGDASGHDGHASDGHASHGDAHGASDHGSAGHDHGA S DHGASGHDHGASDGHSAHGDGHASD

Google Translate says this is Irish...


You sure it's not Welsh?
2014-06-14 07:46:43 PM  
1 vote:

sephjnr: AAAADHISADSADGHSADGHASGHDAHGSDGHASGDASGHDGHASDGHASHGDAHGASDHGSAGHDHGA S DHGASGHDHGASDGHSAHGDGHASD


Google Translate says this is Irish...
2014-06-14 07:46:13 PM  
1 vote:
FFS Rooney.

England: NOBODY PASS IT TO ROONEY
2014-06-14 07:42:46 PM  
1 vote:
It would appear Italy has successfully bribed the ref England.
2014-06-14 07:37:10 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe we need to get Rooney some of those Wild Thing glasses.
2014-06-14 07:35:54 PM  
1 vote:
That corner was JUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT A BIT OUTSIDE!
2014-06-14 07:33:55 PM  
1 vote:

Trapper439: cameroncrazy1984: TheJoe03: noblehammer16: cameroncrazy1984: Huh, didn't know you could check in football. That was an excellent block by the tight end there.

A friend of mine was trying to say baseball was rougher than soccer/football.

Umm.....NO.

Baseball is the softest team sport I can think of.

Cricket. There's no contact at all.

cameroncrazy1984: TheJoe03: noblehammer16: cameroncrazy1984: Huh, didn't know you could check in football. That was an excellent block by the tight end there.

A friend of mine was trying to say baseball was rougher than soccer/football.

Umm.....NO.

Baseball is the softest team sport I can think of.

Cricket. There's no contact at all.

Except for, you know, that bit where you're batting against Mitchell Johnson, and he hits you in the head with a 95mph ball and you don't get a free walk for it like you do in baseball.

Have you ever actually watched any cricket?


Exactly, it's non contact like dodgeball is non contact; doesn't mean the nerds aren't going to cry for getting hit too often.
2014-06-14 07:24:21 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: Rooney is so stupid.



img.fark.net
2014-06-14 07:23:12 PM  
1 vote:
Can't tell if playing like Mickey Rooney or Andy Rooney....
2014-06-14 07:21:50 PM  
1 vote:
i was amazed he was onside, then the amazement continued
2014-06-14 07:09:13 PM  
1 vote:
IT'S-A ME SUPER MARIO!
2014-06-14 06:55:14 PM  
1 vote:

noblehammer16: marius2: I was so happy that Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain wouldn't be playing, because this brit announcer always feels like saying Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain every time Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain  comes near the ball. Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain needs a short nickname so the commentator doesn't say Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain  every time Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain does something Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain-like.

MAD OC?


Mothers Against Drunk Oxlade-Chamberlain?
2014-06-14 06:53:26 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: xria: picodenico: Somebody with English broadcasters give an update on the sideline stuff?? No idea what's going on there.

Someone jumped on one of the England physios and maybe broke his ankle.

That's hilarious and sad all together.


That's hilarious and sad.
2014-06-14 06:50:29 PM  
1 vote:

England physio Gary Lewin has suspected broken leg after celebrations for Sturridge goal

- Jeremy Wilson (@JWTelegraph) June 14, 2014


just brilliant
2014-06-14 06:49:45 PM  
1 vote:
I was so happy that Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain wouldn't be playing, because this brit announcer always feels like saying Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain every time Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain  comes near the ball. Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain needs a short nickname so the commentator doesn't say Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain  every time Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain does something Alexander Mark David Oxlade-Chamberlain-like.
2014-06-14 06:49:20 PM  
1 vote:
d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net
2014-06-14 06:40:54 PM  
1 vote:
The England physio is being stretchered off.

IT'S LIKE RAAAIIIIIIN, ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!
2014-06-14 06:38:05 PM  
1 vote:
who needs suarez!

/oh i guess uruguay did
2014-06-14 06:37:28 PM  
1 vote:
Wow. We have a game. With all that efficiency, fear and surprise.
2014-06-14 06:24:23 PM  
1 vote:

Dog Man: The Univision guy keeps calling Welbeck Sterling. Seems all England players look alike.


i1.kym-cdn.com
2014-06-14 06:20:45 PM  
1 vote:

RminusQ: Hey I forget is that dipshiat from New Jersey still on Italy's team?


Pauly D?
2014-06-14 05:19:51 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: What's the key for Ingerland?


Avoid penalties.

/obligatory
2014-06-14 05:00:37 PM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: TheSlothAlive: Great result for Costa Rica (and England).

When this gets to Manaus, both England and Italy will be elated.


given how far out in the sticks manaus is, it may take a few days to get there
2014-06-14 04:51:23 PM  
1 vote:

The Voice of Doom: Killer Cars
Uruguay and Spain need to grab a beer together tonight.

They're gonna get drunk and then have a mutual pityf*ck.


*sees Uruguay players*

*remembers Spain players*

x4.fjcdn.com
2014-06-14 04:44:24 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: Masta Beta: desertgeek: BBC reporting that this is the England team to start:

Hart: Johnson, Jagielka, Cahill, Baines; Gerrard, Henderson; Welbeck, Sterling, Rooney; Sturridge

5 Liverpool players, people. 5.

So that means England will pull ahead then lose at the last minute as Gerrard leaves the ball in midfield for the Italians.

Sending the Scouse mafia after you for bringing up painful reminders.


I am right across the street from Goodison Park waiting for them....
2014-06-14 04:44:06 PM  
1 vote:
Uruguay and Spain need to grab a beer together tonight.
2014-06-14 04:37:23 PM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: BBC reporting that this is the England team to start:

Hart: Johnson, Jagielka, Cahill, Baines; Gerrard, Henderson; Welbeck, Sterling, Rooney; Sturridge

5 Liverpool players, people. 5.


So that means England will pull ahead then lose at the last minute as Gerrard leaves the ball in midfield for the Italians.
2014-06-14 04:17:51 PM  
1 vote:
Uruguay, press the Suarez button. It's the one that looks like a set of teeth.
2014-06-14 03:58:42 PM  
1 vote:
ITA-ENG will end with England losing in a penalty shootout.

Yes, I know they don't have shootouts in the group stages.  They'll make an exception for this one though.
2014-06-14 03:12:34 PM  
1 vote:

harleyquinnical: Norfolking Chance: The US anthem stands between two camps. It's not slow enough to be sung by the entire crowd like God Save the Queen or Flower of Scotland nore upbeat enough to sound cool with a band like the Italian one..

It's a pub drinking song with rewritten lyrics.  The only way it will ever sound good is if there is a huge crowd of drunks.


So, in a big stadium.
2014-06-14 02:04:24 PM  
1 vote:
i237.photobucket.com
2014-06-14 01:36:05 PM  
1 vote:

eddievercetti: [i.kinja-img.com image 636x852]

I WILL EAT YOUR FLEshia


torgo?r
2014-06-14 01:30:23 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: eddievercetti: Okay, I found the mini league but I can't join for some odd reason.

I bet you're too big.


i.imgur.com
2014-06-14 01:23:16 PM  
1 vote:

blottoman: One for Greece.

richwny15.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com


Good LORD
2014-06-14 01:11:12 PM  
1 vote:

picodenico: Oooooh a double nostril pick there!!!


Double or nothing he eats it.
2014-06-14 01:07:33 PM  
1 vote:
Gotta say, the Samaras finger-wag in slo-mo was strangely erotic.
2014-06-14 12:43:20 PM  
1 vote:

Killer Cars: Granted, I'm still a bit groggy from waking up just a little bit ago, but Colombia's team speed looks absolutely scary.


It's almost like they're on some sort of drug that speeds them up...
2014-06-14 12:33:55 PM  
1 vote:
The announcer keeps talking about how Greece is having a problem with Colombia's end product. Dealing with Colombia's end product seems like more of a Miami problem.
2014-06-14 12:15:22 PM  
1 vote:

mootmah: picodenico: Chalk???

Is that new?

Seems like shaving foam or something. Disappears.


I thought wax was more Brazil's thing.
2014-06-14 12:13:07 PM  
1 vote:
Moar twitter funnies:

@NOT_MOTD  5m
Drug Money 1 - 0 No Money.
2014-06-14 12:12:03 PM  
1 vote:
This showed up on my Facebook and will become appropriate shortly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C058wv48oms&feature=kp
2014-06-14 12:01:49 PM  
1 vote:
Go Greece! You're the one that I want!
2014-06-14 08:43:16 AM  
1 vote:
How long until the US team gets crushed, and we can go back to ignoring the World Cup?
 
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