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(FIFA)   Los Cafeteros take on The Pirate Ship, La Celeste face off with Los Ticos, The Three Lions battle the Azzurri. and Les Elephants challenge the Blue Samurai. It's Day 3 of the 2014 FIFA World Cup. (12:00 EDT, ABC)   (fifa.com) divider line 1458
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2014-06-14 12:27:12 PM  
A booking for that? He got the ball!
 
2014-06-14 12:27:28 PM  

eddievercetti: Did Ric Flair train Columbia?



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2014-06-14 12:27:51 PM  

ariseatex: Don't play dirty, Sanchez.


His job is to clean it up, so he needs to ply dirty.

Or something like that.
 
2014-06-14 12:27:55 PM  
Yeah, that foul was worth the booking.
 
2014-06-14 12:29:11 PM  
And the game with the loud air-horn from the stands is brought to you by Tylenol.  Thanks, Univision.
 
2014-06-14 12:30:15 PM  

ariseatex: And the game with the loud air-horn from the stands is brought to you by Tylenol.  Thanks, Univision.


BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
 
2014-06-14 12:30:23 PM  

ariseatex: And the game with the loud air-horn from the stands is brought to you by Tylenol.  Thanks, Univision.


I was going to go for Excedrin if that continues much longer.
 
2014-06-14 12:31:02 PM  
The #onestadium logo looks like 'bonestadium' when glancing at it.

BONE STADIUM!!!
 
2014-06-14 12:31:34 PM  
We got us a bleeder
 
2014-06-14 12:32:18 PM  

picodenico: The #onestadium logo looks like 'bonestadium' when glancing at it.

BONE STADIUM!!!


I'd buy tickets for that.
 
2014-06-14 12:33:47 PM  

picodenico: The #onestadium logo looks like 'bonestadium' when glancing at it.

BONE STADIUM!!!


So how often would it host an orgy?
 
2014-06-14 12:33:55 PM  
The announcer keeps talking about how Greece is having a problem with Colombia's end product. Dealing with Colombia's end product seems like more of a Miami problem.
 
2014-06-14 12:34:31 PM  

harleyquinnical: picodenico: The #onestadium logo looks like 'bonestadium' when glancing at it.

BONE STADIUM!!!

So how often would it host an orgy?


That's the sole purpose.
 
2014-06-14 12:35:06 PM  

harleyquinnical: picodenico: The #onestadium logo looks like 'bonestadium' when glancing at it.

BONE STADIUM!!!

So how often would it host an orgy?


As often as they have to until it becomes profitable.
 
2014-06-14 12:38:04 PM  
Heh, achiles heel for Greece.
 
2014-06-14 12:39:10 PM  
Set pieces are Greece's Achilles Heel? Well done, Twellman. Well done.
 
2014-06-14 12:39:21 PM  

picodenico: Heh, achiles heel for Greece.


Yeah, I was laughing at that too.
 
2014-06-14 12:40:34 PM  

ariseatex: picodenico: The #onestadium logo looks like 'bonestadium' when glancing at it.

BONE STADIUM!!!

I'd buy tickets for that.


If you're looking for a lifeless stadium, you needn't look further than the stadium where the Marlins play
 
2014-06-14 12:40:55 PM  

ariseatex: picodenico: The #onestadium logo looks like 'bonestadium' when glancing at it.

BONE STADIUM!!!

I'd buy tickets for that.


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2014-06-14 12:41:13 PM  
Is Columbia back up to full strength yet?
 
2014-06-14 12:42:35 PM  
Granted, I'm still a bit groggy from waking up just a little bit ago, but Colombia's team speed looks absolutely scary.
 
2014-06-14 12:42:44 PM  

harleyquinnical: Is Columbia back up to full strength yet?


Yes
 
2014-06-14 12:43:20 PM  

Killer Cars: Granted, I'm still a bit groggy from waking up just a little bit ago, but Colombia's team speed looks absolutely scary.


It's almost like they're on some sort of drug that speeds them up...
 
2014-06-14 12:43:57 PM  
One thing I've noticed in every game is players getting too fancy when they have the ball in the box.  They have an open lane for a goal, but rather than take the shot, they decide instead to try to pass it to another and possession is lost.
 
2014-06-14 12:44:12 PM  
I'm so pissed I'll likely miss Italy vs England. Stupid laptop going down, and lack of cable. I need to get my friend's TWC password for the ESPN app.
 
2014-06-14 12:44:54 PM  

harleyquinnical: One thing I've noticed in every game is players getting too fancy when they have the ball in the box.  They have an open lane for a goal, but rather than take the shot, they decide instead to try to pass it to another and possession is lost.


Yup. Take the shot. Deflections cause goals.
 
2014-06-14 12:44:58 PM  
It'd be better if Kone was #12.
 
2014-06-14 12:45:15 PM  

VTGremlin: It's almost like they're on some sort of drug that speeds them up...


I'm going to laugh every time a camera picks up a Colombian player wiping his nose.
 
2014-06-14 12:45:24 PM  
Where's the hot pics of Colombian* fans? Is it me or these TV broadcasts have been making an effort NOT to show hot fans?

*Please no creepy posts from Colombian dude whose wife is hotter than Sofia Vergara
 
2014-06-14 12:45:54 PM  
Holy crap.
 
2014-06-14 12:45:54 PM  
AWESOME SAVE!
 
2014-06-14 12:46:24 PM  
Will the grecians urn a goal?


/sorry
 
2014-06-14 12:46:37 PM  

ariseatex: It'd be better if Kone was #12.


Heh
 
2014-06-14 12:46:42 PM  
Big save!
 
2014-06-14 12:46:50 PM  
Nice effort by the Greeks with that shot at the top of the box.
 
2014-06-14 12:47:41 PM  
Fun half so far.

Now, laundry.
 
2014-06-14 12:47:51 PM  
Heh, I recognize way more names on Greece's bench than those who are actually playing right now.
 
2014-06-14 12:48:14 PM  
One for Columbia.

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One for Greece.

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2014-06-14 12:49:34 PM  

ariseatex: picodenico: The #onestadium logo looks like 'bonestadium' when glancing at it.

BONE STADIUM!!!

I'd buy tickets for that.


You don't want to go, just naked hot Brazilian chicks everywhere. You want to go to Rod Stadium.
 
2014-06-14 12:50:00 PM  
Shameful post there picodepirate.Manup and watch legally
 
2014-06-14 12:51:06 PM  
So does Hyundais ad mean everybody farks?
 
2014-06-14 12:54:41 PM  
go you chicken fat go drink
 
2014-06-14 12:55:42 PM  
Apple and Gatorade ads are really odd.
 
2014-06-14 12:56:12 PM  

eddievercetti: ariseatex: picodenico: The #onestadium logo looks like 'bonestadium' when glancing at it.

BONE STADIUM!!!

I'd buy tickets for that.

You don't want to go, just naked hot Brazilian chicks everywhere. You want to go to Rod Stadium.


That's probably where I could learn the Penetrada.

/It makes sex look like church
 
2014-06-14 12:56:49 PM  
Watching this game at an irish pub and it's jam packed with colombian women with big fake tits and huge asses.
 
2014-06-14 12:56:53 PM  

eddievercetti: So does Hyundais ad mean everybody farks?


You never read the controversial follow-up to Everybody Poops?
 
2014-06-14 12:57:39 PM  

WienerButt: Watching this game at an irish pub and it's jam packed with colombian women with big fake tits and huge asses.


If Nip/Tuck was any indication, they're smuggling coke in those.
 
2014-06-14 12:57:58 PM  
Wow - I'm going to have to hightail it to Oshkosh, WI, Monday, to get there in time to relax and watch the US game (starts at 5:00pm CDT).  I have a zoning hearing for two projects that starts at 7:30pm up there, and I have about a six-hour drive.  Translation:  I will not be swilling beer for the game, dammit.
 
2014-06-14 12:58:31 PM  
Awww poor buffoon.
 
2014-06-14 12:59:49 PM  

TheLads69: Wow - I'm going to have to hightail it to Oshkosh, WI, Monday, to get there in time to relax and watch the US game (starts at 5:00pm CDT).  I have a zoning hearing for two projects that starts at 7:30pm up there, and I have about a six-hour drive.  Translation:  I will not be swilling beer for the game, dammit.


Oshkosh?

Oh you poor soul.
 
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