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(FIFA)   Los Cafeteros take on The Pirate Ship, La Celeste face off with Los Ticos, The Three Lions battle the Azzurri. and Les Elephants challenge the Blue Samurai. It's Day 3 of the 2014 FIFA World Cup. (12:00 EDT, ABC)   (fifa.com) divider line 1458
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2014-06-14 12:07:20 PM  
And my prediction takes a horrible turn really quickly
 
2014-06-14 12:07:55 PM  

Lord Jubjub: That has to be the slowest goal that will be scored in this World Cup


Nope. Neymar's was slower.
 
2014-06-14 12:08:02 PM  
Scrappy goal. Quality celebration.
 
2014-06-14 12:08:03 PM  
the keeper looked at it for a second like 'oh hey thats the ball' before he realized he was supposed to be grabbing it
 
2014-06-14 12:08:39 PM  
Colombia seems very happy when they score. And way less D-Baggy that other teams. They shall be my 2nd/3rd choice team for the tournament.
 
2014-06-14 12:08:42 PM  
An ugly goal, but Colombia had been threatening already. Not surprised in the least
 
2014-06-14 12:09:08 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: That goal was pretty special. The set-up was fun to watch.


Setup on that goal was spectacular.  I thought the first guy would give it a go, am happy the 2nd guy got the goal.
 
2014-06-14 12:09:18 PM  
That was quick
 
2014-06-14 12:09:29 PM  

VTGremlin: Colombia seems very happy when they score. And way less D-Baggy that other teams. They shall be my 2nd/3rd choice team for the tournament.


They're all sweet and cheerful until one scores in one's own goal.
 
2014-06-14 12:09:53 PM  
Heh, coach pekerman.
 
2014-06-14 12:10:21 PM  
And the Columbian fans are doing the wave ALREADY?
 
2014-06-14 12:10:33 PM  
Dammmmit hellas
 
2014-06-14 12:10:59 PM  

mootmah: VTGremlin: Colombia seems very happy when they score. And way less D-Baggy that other teams. They shall be my 2nd/3rd choice team for the tournament.

They're all sweet and cheerful until one scores in one's own goal.


God, it's been 20 years and I still feel like saying "too soon."
 
2014-06-14 12:11:05 PM  
Can't wait to see that Colombian celebration in the montage.

Also:

@awfulannouncing 3m Roger Goodell just fined the entire nation of Colombia for that celebration.
 
2014-06-14 12:11:05 PM  

harleyquinnical: Adolf Oliver Nipples: That goal was pretty special. The set-up was fun to watch.

Setup on that goal was spectacular.  I thought the first guy would give it a go, am happy the 2nd guy got the goal.


Indeed.
 
2014-06-14 12:11:23 PM  
Good morning all.

Trying to mow the lawn before it gets too hot, and of course I missed the goal.
 
2014-06-14 12:11:25 PM  
Players are dropping like flies already.
 
2014-06-14 12:11:45 PM  

picodenico: Heh, coach pekerman.


4.bp.blogspot.com
My name is 'Pek(erman)'
 
2014-06-14 12:11:54 PM  
Chalk???

Is that new?
 
2014-06-14 12:12:03 PM  
This showed up on my Facebook and will become appropriate shortly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C058wv48oms&feature=kp
 
2014-06-14 12:12:46 PM  
Why did I commit to not drinking today?  :(
 
2014-06-14 12:12:54 PM  
That's a sweet neckbeard.
 
2014-06-14 12:13:07 PM  
Moar twitter funnies:

@NOT_MOTD  5m
Drug Money 1 - 0 No Money.
 
2014-06-14 12:13:38 PM  

picodenico: Chalk???

Is that new?


It's a foam that disappears after about a minute that the ref uses to make sure the wall doesn't poach on the free kick.
 
2014-06-14 12:13:54 PM  

TheLads69: Why did I commit to not drinking today?  :(


Like me, you don't have anything you really want to drink?
 
2014-06-14 12:13:57 PM  

picodenico: Chalk???

Is that new?


Seems like shaving foam or something. Disappears.
 
2014-06-14 12:14:10 PM  

TheLads69: Why did I commit to not drinking today?  :(


I hereby absolve you of your commitment, and will not drink today so that you can.
 
2014-06-14 12:14:20 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: picodenico: Chalk???

Is that new?

It's a foam that disappears after about a minute that the ref uses to make sure the wall doesn't poach on the free kick.


Huh, never seen that before.
 
2014-06-14 12:14:47 PM  

mootmah: picodenico: Chalk???

Is that new?

Seems like shaving foam or something. Disappears.


Simple and effective.
 
2014-06-14 12:15:22 PM  

mootmah: picodenico: Chalk???

Is that new?

Seems like shaving foam or something. Disappears.


I thought wax was more Brazil's thing.
 
2014-06-14 12:15:30 PM  
Colombia flop squad
 
2014-06-14 12:16:22 PM  

picodenico: Huh, never seen that before.


Yes, it's something new for the World Cup.  MLS uses it all the time.  Just wait until they start harping on the goal line technology again.  That'll get really annoying really quick.
 
2014-06-14 12:16:26 PM  
Nice dive by the Colombian, there.  That's where the retroactive yellow would come in handy.
 
2014-06-14 12:16:33 PM  

ariseatex: mootmah: picodenico: Chalk???

Is that new?

Seems like shaving foam or something. Disappears.

I thought wax was more Brazil's thing.


In keeping with FIFA's long record of respecting the laws and customs of host nations.
 
2014-06-14 12:16:36 PM  
Pay your goddamn debts Greece.
 
2014-06-14 12:16:54 PM  
Did Ric Flair train Columbia?
 
2014-06-14 12:17:59 PM  
Is the goal of soccer to score goals or to beg for fouls? Card everyone that begs for a foul, I say. Man up and play.
 
2014-06-14 12:18:00 PM  

Enlightened Liberal: Pay your goddamn debts Greece.


Are you from FIFA or just saying that in general?
 
2014-06-14 12:18:45 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is the goal of soccer to score goals or to beg for fouls?


img.fark.net
 
2014-06-14 12:18:59 PM  
Greeks are no Lannisters.
 
2014-06-14 12:19:53 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is the goal of soccer to score goals or to beg for fouls? Card everyone that begs for a foul, I say. Man up and play.


You'd end up with a pitch looking like this:

images.crestock.com
 
2014-06-14 12:20:40 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is the goal of soccer to score goals or to beg for fouls? Card everyone that begs for a foul, I say. Man up and play.


The ref isn't exactly calling every little thing in this match at the moment.  I can't stand the begging or staying on the ground staring indignantly at the ref like some sort of jealous lover.
 
2014-06-14 12:20:53 PM  

mootmah: Enlightened Liberal: Pay your goddamn debts Greece.

Are you from FIFA or just saying that in general?


Just in general.

I would be amused if Greece made it out of group play and ended up playing Germany. If I were German in the match I know what I'd write on my signs.
 
2014-06-14 12:22:43 PM  
I'm really bummed that Falcao isn't here. Was really looking forward to seeing him shine (or crumple) on the biggest stage.

Also, no Zlatan again :(
 
2014-06-14 12:24:02 PM  

star_topology: I'm really bummed that Falcao isn't here.

images.sodahead.com

 
2014-06-14 12:25:46 PM  
Well that was a bunch of nothing, Greece.
 
2014-06-14 12:26:26 PM  
All that dancing for nothing. Even if it's a weak shot, have one. You never know.
 
2014-06-14 12:26:32 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Is the goal of soccer to score goals or to beg for fouls? Card everyone that begs for a foul, I say. Man up and play.


Plus, immediately shoot the blokes that kick the ball outside and claim the throw-in by waving.
 
2014-06-14 12:26:41 PM  
Good gravy that man is fast.
 
2014-06-14 12:26:57 PM  
Don't play dirty, Sanchez.
 
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