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(Slate)   Why Malaysia Flight MH370 will never officially be declared lost. CNN executives seen popping open champagne bottles   (slate.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Flight MH370, International Civil Aviation Organization, Malaysia Airlines, Chinese kinship, payments  
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9527 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jun 2014 at 11:34 PM (1 year ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-06-14 10:24:05 PM  
Some bureaucrat is having fun
 
2014-06-14 11:35:41 PM  
Plane is in Bangor, ME.
 
2014-06-14 11:36:37 PM  
I am absolutely in favor of spending billions of dollars exploring the ocean floor. We need to be doing it anyways, and if we actually find something related to the crash, that's just a bonus.

It can't take long, the ocean isn't that big.
 
2014-06-14 11:40:36 PM  

BalugaJoe: Plane is in Bangor, ME.


At King's place?
 
2014-06-14 11:40:38 PM  
Underwater landing strip.
 
2014-06-14 11:43:48 PM  
As big as the ocean may be, I'm surprised we don't have some super high tech ocean sweeper that instantly scans a square 100 miles of ocean with full 3d models of the ocean floor and probably uses super gamma radiation that kills all the sea life in half a second. Just let China or someone use it and then blame them for the environmental issues and nothing will come of it anyways.
 
2014-06-14 11:44:52 PM  
Does it have anything to do with lemon-scented napkins?
 
2014-06-14 11:46:11 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I am absolutely in favor of spending billions of dollars exploring the ocean floor. We need to be doing it anyways, and if we actually find something related to the crash, that's just a bonus.

It can't take long, the ocean isn't that big.


"Yeah, we know where it is. It's, you know", waves hand, "over there, 1,000 miles or so, west of Perth.  Does that satisfy your morbid curiosity."
 
2014-06-14 11:46:49 PM  

almandot: As big as the ocean may be, I'm surprised we don't have some super high tech ocean sweeper that instantly scans a square 100 miles of ocean with full 3d models of the ocean floor and probably uses super gamma radiation that kills all the sea life in half a second. Just let China or someone use it and then blame them for the environmental issues and nothing will come of it anyways.


Give it to Japan. They're already dumping massive doses of radiation into the ocean as it is, and this way they can eat all the whales that float up.
 
2014-06-14 11:49:57 PM  
Can't we all just accept that the passengers have all been eaten by Langoliers because they didn't have a magical blind girl to save their asses, and just move on?
 
2014-06-14 11:51:45 PM  
What's Bob Ballard doing these days?
 
2014-06-14 11:59:19 PM  
Somebody somwhere knows where that plane went.
 
2014-06-15 12:01:05 AM  
Maybe it's just really, really late to its destination.

(seems more probable than a few of the theories heard on Fox News)
 
2014-06-15 12:09:28 AM  
OK so of the full payments will be made only if the airline is found, does that mean they are working to make sure it is never found?
 
2014-06-15 12:11:27 AM  
We will see it again on September 11th.... briefly......
 
2014-06-15 12:17:08 AM  

JoieD'Zen: Somebody somwhere knows where that plane went.


There are many people who know where it is.  Sadly, they're all at the bottom of the ocean.
 
2014-06-15 12:17:42 AM  

Trance750: OK so of the full payments will be made only if the airline is found, does that mean they are working to make sure it is never found?


Everyone's done a good job so far.
 
2014-06-15 12:31:21 AM  

brimed03: Does it have anything to do with lemon-scented napkins?


No.  Someone dipped the atomic vector plotter in their tea by accident.
 
2014-06-15 12:32:05 AM  

geekbikerskum: What's Bob Ballard doing these days?


Making bucketloads of money on the speaking circuit, I think.
 
2014-06-15 12:42:55 AM  
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2014-06-15 12:45:56 AM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 483x321]


mmm. mmmmmmm.snarky comment redacted hot damn
 
2014-06-15 12:48:31 AM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 483x321]


As if they didn't know.
 
2014-06-15 01:01:11 AM  
So, will it perpetually exist on airport arrival boards as "Delayed"?
 
2014-06-15 02:09:39 AM  
oi44.tinypic.com

"Well, I'll give them five more minutes.  But that's it!"
 
2014-06-15 02:22:32 AM  
So basically what we're saying is that my great grandchildren will be getting CNN breaking news updates on plane. As will their great grandchildren.
 
2014-06-15 05:07:16 AM  
Keys, phone, purse, these things are easily lost. But how the fark do you lose an entire bloody plane? Or is that the slogan they're going with.
 
2014-06-15 06:54:36 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: I am absolutely in favor of spending billions of dollars exploring the ocean floor. We need to be doing it anyways, and if we actually find something related to the crash, that's just a bonus.

It can't take long, the ocean isn't that big.


*anyway*
 
2014-06-15 10:14:18 AM  

rynthetyn: So basically what we're saying is that my great grandchildren will be getting CNN breaking news updates on plane. As will their great grandchildren.


We still get regular, frequent updates on that Anne Frank chick and her missing plane. That happened centuries ago, so I'm pretty sure whatever the next species humans evolve into will still be getting updates about this flight.
 
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