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(New York Daily News)   Mila Kunis says her breasts have tripled in size since... I lost you all a couple of words back, didn't I?   (nydailynews.com) divider line 75
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2014-06-14 10:48:16 AM  
Tripled in size? So they're B-cups now?
 
2014-06-14 11:13:09 AM  
I demand photographic evidence
 
2014-06-14 11:59:48 AM  

jaylectricity: Tripled in size? So they're B-cups now?


Beat me to it! (although TFA says she went from 34A to 36C)
 
2014-06-14 12:25:08 PM  
"I decided I was just going to say yes to any opportunity that came, no matter how crazy. And it changed my life."

I guess Ashton found out about this before anybody else.
 
2014-06-14 12:25:57 PM  
"Both of us just want to have well-behaved, honest, nice children who people meet and say, 'That's a good kid.'"

Mad props to them for this - better than other celebs who think their kids are to be treated like Gods.


/and seriously, what's up with websites that add links to the end of copied text?  Do they really think anybody is going to leave the "Read more" text with the hideously long URL when they paste toe copied text anywhere?
 
2014-06-14 12:27:36 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: "Both of us just want to have well-behaved, honest, nice children who people meet and say, 'That's a good kid.'"

Mad props to them for this - better than other celebs who think their kids are to be treated like Gods.


/and seriously, what's up with websites that add links to the end of copied text?  Do they really think anybody is going to leave the "Read more" text with the hideously long URL when they paste toe copied text anywhere?


I just hope they don't give the kid some crazy sounding name.
 
2014-06-14 12:28:35 PM  
so, she actually has more than a mosquito bite on her chest now???
 
2014-06-14 12:30:02 PM  
I find Mila to be very attractive.
 
2014-06-14 12:32:08 PM  
She doesn't want her kid to be an asshole... considering who dad is, hasn't that ship kinda already sailed?
 
2014-06-14 12:41:26 PM  

ArkAngel: I demand photographic evidence


Pictures can be altered. I'll need an in-person evaluation before I can render an opinion.
 
2014-06-14 12:48:41 PM  
That's what happens when you get Spunk'd!
 
2014-06-14 12:50:21 PM  
Shut up Meg
/and show us dem titties
 
2014-06-14 12:51:32 PM  
skymovies.sky.com
 
2014-06-14 12:53:35 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: "Both of us just want to have well-behaved, honest, nice children who people meet and say, 'That's a good kid.'"

Mad props to them for this - better than other celebs parents who think their kids are to be treated like Gods.


/and seriously, what's up with websites that add links to the end of copied text?  Do they really think anybody is going to leave the "Read more" text with the hideously long URL when they paste toe copied text anywhere?


FTFY.  Seriously, there is nothing more annoying than the parents who are the high priest and priestess of the Temple of Temper Tantrum Timmy and it goes all throughout the class war.
 
2014-06-14 12:56:46 PM  

MurphyMurphy: [skymovies.sky.com image 450x250]


So you'd hit it so hard mass extinction would occur and millions of years later the point of impact would become a tropical paradise to lure in the tourists marks before taking them to a nice formal party out in the hinterlands (Necktying requires).
 
2014-06-14 12:58:37 PM  
The fact that she's pregnant is sickening. All hot chicks, as judged by me, should be required to use a surrogate if the feel they must procreate.
 
2014-06-14 12:59:31 PM  

pueblonative: MurphyMurphy: [skymovies.sky.com image 450x250]

So you'd hit it so hard mass extinction would occur and millions of years later the point of impact would become a tropical paradise to lure in the tourists marks before taking them to a nice formal party out in the hinterlands (Necktying requires).


Doesn't matter. Had sex.
 
2014-06-14 12:59:32 PM  
Something else tripled in size while I was reading that, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2014-06-14 01:17:50 PM  

ArkAngel: I demand photographic evidence


Weird science.jpg
 
2014-06-14 01:18:57 PM  

texdent: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: "Both of us just want to have well-behaved, honest, nice children who people meet and say, 'That's a good kid.'"

Mad props to them for this - better than other celebs who think their kids are to be treated like Gods.


/and seriously, what's up with websites that add links to the end of copied text?  Do they really think anybody is going to leave the "Read more" text with the hideously long URL when they paste toe copied text anywhere?

I just hope they don't give the kid some crazy sounding name.


Kinta?
 
2014-06-14 01:24:17 PM  

pueblonative: MurphyMurphy: [skymovies.sky.com image 450x250]

So you'd hit it so hard mass extinction would occur and millions of years later the point of impact would become a tropical paradise to lure in the tourists marks before taking them to a nice formal party out in the hinterlands (Necktying requires).


i would do roughly that, personally.
 
2014-06-14 01:32:20 PM  
So she went from being like a pirate, having sunken chest, to being an A cup?
 
2014-06-14 01:40:27 PM  
The fact that she got knocked up by Ashton douchebag greatly diminishes her attractiveness.
 
2014-06-14 01:42:13 PM  
I'm kinda glad they moved out her movie Jupiter Ascending to next February, because I will see it, but if it sucks I don't want it putting audiences off of crazy space opera and hurting Guardians of the Galaxy.

But yeah, she's seriously hot, and I'd hit it like the Theia impactor.
 
2014-06-14 02:08:50 PM  
This is the concept of "associative reality" at work. I just got home from lunch at the local sports bar, where the ESPN Jimmy Kimmel show was on. The sound was off, and Mila came onstage with this black, sheer short dress. My first thought was "Wow, I hope for her sake that she's pregnant."

Happy to hear that's the case. She's obviously one of those "baby-fat" pregnant women, as opposed to the "swallowed a bowling ball" type.
 
2014-06-14 02:23:54 PM  
A moment of silence for the loss of a truly hot body.  She's Ukranian, so once that kid shows up, its Mila "babushka" Kunis.
 
2014-06-14 02:47:21 PM  

John Buck 41: jaylectricity: Tripled in size? So they're B-cups now?

Beat me to it! (although TFA says she went from 34A to 36C)


She's one of a very few (not just celebrities) that will get hotter after having a kid. I know a girl like that. She was hot but a bit skinny to begin with, popped out a kd and is now far hotter. Not many have the genes to pull it off, but, Mila does.
 
2014-06-14 03:00:32 PM  
"I just don't want my kids to be a--holes," she said.

Well, tough titties.
 
2014-06-14 03:10:36 PM  

pueblonative: MurphyMurphy: [skymovies.sky.com image 450x250]

So you'd hit it so hard mass extinction would occur and millions of years later the point of impact would become a tropical paradise to lure in the tourists marks before taking them to a nice formal party out in the hinterlands (Necktying requires).


And all the glory that 140 seconds would be
 
2014-06-14 03:34:20 PM  
Has the flavor changed as well?
 
2014-06-14 03:37:59 PM  
He'll be head to head. Not head to vag. Unless he wants to risk his life and see."

"But I wouldn't if I were him. I highly doubt he wants to see that being ripped apart and shredded," she shared.

"Because it will be shredded. It's just a matter of how badly."


In all my time being a friend of baby bellied women, I have never. Ever. Heard anything quite that graphic.

Looks like she's learned English just fine to be that poetic.
 
2014-06-14 03:40:55 PM  
If she didn't want her kids to be assholes then she probably should have picked someone besides Ashton Kutcher to have them with.
 
2014-06-14 03:41:24 PM  
All hot actresses can't get pregnant until after they're 45...it's the law.
/or at least should be
 
2014-06-14 03:54:26 PM  

jmr61: The fact that she's pregnant is sickening. All hot chicks, as judged by me, should be required to use a surrogate if the feel they must procreate.


Hot chicks are still hot pregnant.
 
2014-06-14 04:02:54 PM  
xgf.me
 
2014-06-14 04:36:37 PM  
"They're amazing! They've tripled in size. I was a 34A; now I'm a 36C. I'm so excited! I'm telling everyone I know, 'Go ahead, touch them!'"

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-14 04:41:02 PM  

DSF6969: A moment of silence for the loss of a truly hot body.  She's Ukranian, so once that kid shows up, its Mila "babushka" Kunis.


Does not hold true for all Ukrainian women after they give birth:


www.starsandpopcorn.com
 
2014-06-14 04:45:50 PM  

solcofn: [xgf.me image 850x961]


Hittable yes but the term Biatch comes to mind:



Mila Kunis to guys: Stop saying "we're pregnant"
 
2014-06-14 04:55:30 PM  

DSF6969: A moment of silence for the loss of a truly hot body.  She's Ukranian, so once that kid shows up, its Mila "babushka" Kunis.


It was already over by 2012, she was looking dumpy at that time and the baby will put the question of her hotness to rest once and for all.

www.thesuperficial.com
 
2014-06-14 05:06:41 PM  

pngwnpwr: DSF6969: A moment of silence for the loss of a truly hot body.  She's Ukranian, so once that kid shows up, its Mila "babushka" Kunis.

It was already over by 2012, she was looking dumpy at that time and the baby will put the question of her hotness to rest once and for all.

[www.thesuperficial.com image 675x900]


lol ok, she took a bad picture once. And that's not a really bad pic - that's most people's good pic.
 
2014-06-14 05:11:50 PM  
Here's what this might look like...


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-06-14 05:17:37 PM  
Now accepting bets on how long till Ashton Kutcher starts cheating on her.

// I've got third trimester
 
2014-06-14 05:19:22 PM  

hasty ambush: solcofn: [xgf.me image 850x961]

Hittable yes but the term Biatch comes to mind:

Mila Kunis to guys: Stop saying "we're pregnant"


She's not wrong.
 
2014-06-14 05:24:05 PM  

luidprand: hasty ambush: solcofn: [xgf.me image 850x961]

Hittable yes but the term Biatch comes to mind:

Mila Kunis to guys: Stop saying "we're pregnant"

She's not wrong.


I always liked Carol Burnett's response; "For men who would like to simulate the experience of childbirth, you simply grab your lower lip... then force it back over your head."
 
2014-06-14 05:39:28 PM  

luidprand: hasty ambush: solcofn: [xgf.me image 850x961]

Hittable yes but the term Biatch comes to mind:

Mila Kunis to guys: Stop saying "we're pregnant"


Chicks either want guys to be part of the experience are not, which is it? I mean beyond picking the guys wallet which seems the priority.
 
2014-06-14 05:51:29 PM  

hasty ambush: luidprand: hasty ambush: solcofn: [xgf.me image 850x961]

Hittable yes but the term Biatch comes to mind:

Mila Kunis to guys: Stop saying "we're pregnant"

Chicks either want guys to be part of the experience are not, which is it? I mean beyond picking the guys wallet which seems the priority.


What's your point? Mensplain yourself
 
2014-06-14 06:22:05 PM  

lasercannon: Now accepting bets on how long till Ashton Kutcher starts cheating on her.

// I've got third trimester


According to all the gossip sites he started about a week after they became public and is ongoing.
 
2014-06-14 06:22:57 PM  
i'd take Milla over Mila anyday of the week
 
2014-06-14 06:45:26 PM  

hasty ambush: DSF6969: A moment of silence for the loss of a truly hot body.  She's Ukranian, so once that kid shows up, its Mila "babushka" Kunis.

Does not hold true for all Ukrainian women after they give birth:


[www.starsandpopcorn.com image 640x960]


I wanna see the Ukranian Barbie Doll give birth!

i2.wp.com

If it doesn't kill her, it's gonna be one hell of a maternity leave and a train wreck.
 
2014-06-14 06:50:45 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Here's what this might look like...


[4.bp.blogspot.com image 670x838]


I'm saving this picture. For posterity.
 
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