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(Metro)   Not news: Vandal sprays walls of police station with 'DUMB COPS' and 'KINGY BOYZ RULE' graffiti before fleeing on child's scooter. Fark: Suspect is 63 years old   (metro.co.uk) divider line 27
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2014-06-14 12:35:15 PM  
At 63 years old, the perp couldn't hear the spray can rattling when he shook it up...

:)
 
2014-06-14 01:50:07 PM  
He'd have made it if he'd been on a Scooty Puff Sr.
 
2014-06-14 01:52:09 PM  
60s hippy types are still sticking it to the man.
 
2014-06-14 01:54:55 PM  

Mr. Eugenides: He'd have made it if he'd been on a Scooty Puff Sr.


came here for this.
 
2014-06-14 01:56:22 PM  
*scans headline*

www.threadbombing.com

/that's putting the "old" in old-school.
 
2014-06-14 01:59:03 PM  
You can't trust old people on scooters.

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2014-06-14 02:02:02 PM  
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2014-06-14 02:02:15 PM  
The OJ chase 2014, coming to a retirement home near you.
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2014-06-14 02:04:27 PM  
Farkin amateur shoulda had this:
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2014-06-14 02:44:03 PM  
Hell's Grannies are at it again.
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2014-06-14 02:49:21 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Mr. Eugenides: He'd have made it if he'd been on a Scooty Puff Sr.

came here for this.


Came here to POST this.
 
2014-06-14 03:03:26 PM  
A 63 year old Vandal? That's like ancient, man.

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/Rome Stinks = Latin for "CARTHAGE RULEZ"
//I'm what Homeric Greek calls a "learned" man
 
2014-06-14 03:05:00 PM  
What's his fark handle?
 
2014-06-14 03:07:35 PM  
Inb4 the 'vandalism is just like raping my mother and should be a capital offense' crowd.
 
2014-06-14 03:27:47 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Inb4 the 'vandalism is just like raping my mother and should be a capital offense' crowd.


Vandalism is the acting out of a child.  A time out should be sufficient.
 
2014-06-14 03:31:41 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Inb4 the 'vandalism is just like raping my mother and should be a capital offense' crowd.


That wall was asking for it.
 
2014-06-14 03:34:40 PM  
Pffffffft, he should've upgraded to a Power Wheels if he was going to make a clean getaway!

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I one as a kid. Do they even make those anymore?!
 
2014-06-14 03:37:53 PM  
Link at the bottom of that page:

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
Drunk moose falls in pond after all-day session

See, that's why you need to keep them locked in the basement.
 
2014-06-14 03:39:51 PM  
"If you can't stay young, you can at least stay immature!" -- Red Green.
 
2014-06-14 03:55:37 PM  

kling_klang_bed: Pffffffft, he should've upgraded to a Power Wheels if he was going to make a clean getaway!



I one as a kid. Do they even make those anymore?!


Yeah, except now, they're totally legit. My mom bought my nephews an Escalade that was pretty cool looking.
 
2014-06-14 04:02:56 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: A 63 year old Vandal? That's like ancient, man.

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/Rome Stinks = Latin for "CARTHAGE RULEZ"
//I'm what Homeric Greek calls a "learned" man


That's not ancient, this is ancient.

"O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin."
 
2014-06-14 04:15:37 PM  

SkylineRecords: kling_klang_bed: Pffffffft, he should've upgraded to a Power Wheels if he was going to make a clean getaway!

I one as a kid. Do they even make those anymore?!

Yeah, except now, they're totally legit. My mom bought my nephews an Escalade that was pretty cool looking.


Those things were pretty good on hilly terrains, oddly enough. Those things were fun as hell.
 
2014-06-14 04:38:14 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: A 63 year old Vandal? That's like ancient, man.

[ts3.mm.bing.net image 300x204]

/Rome Stinks = Latin for "CARTHAGE RULEZ"
//I'm what Homeric Greek calls a "learned" man


"O whited wall, I wonder why thou dost not collapse beneath the weight of the folly which fools have inscribed upon thee."  --------------------- ANCIENT ROMAN GRAFITTI, CA. 53 C.E.
 
2014-06-14 06:04:00 PM  
Maybe it was on his bucket list. The one he made when he was 14. "Vandalize police statoin and get cleen away." He's just been so busy, he hasn't had time to get started on it for his entire life.
 
2014-06-14 08:49:55 PM  
Read the headline and pictured Trevor from GTA V.
You know he'd totally do it too!
 
2014-06-14 10:21:46 PM  
Maybe he's suffering from Alzheimer's disease thought he was 16.
 
2014-06-14 10:31:40 PM  
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