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(CBS News)   Another Ariel Castro. This time it's in Florida   (cbsnews.com) divider line 35
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2014-06-14 09:40:24 AM  
"He has been providing them drugs in exchange for sex."

Um, not exactly the same.
 
2014-06-14 10:40:53 AM  
Is this one the dictator or the mermaid?
 
2014-06-14 10:49:54 AM  
We need to make a law: If you are arrested for a heinous crime and you SMILE for your mugshot, you receive no trial and are sent straight the nut house for an evaluation  and are locked up with the worst offenders.
 
2014-06-14 10:50:41 AM  

SpdrJay: Is this one the dictator or the mermaid?


Mertator.
 
2014-06-14 10:56:03 AM  
Zero f*cks given mugshot
 
2014-06-14 10:57:07 AM  

walktoanarcade: SpdrJay: Is this one the dictator or the mermaid?

Mertator.


Dicmaid.
 
2014-06-14 10:59:39 AM  
Not really the same.  He didn't kidnap 3 girls.  Keep them trapped inside the house and repeatedly rape them.
 
2014-06-14 11:01:06 AM  
Pimpin' ain't easy.
 
2014-06-14 11:03:14 AM  
Okay but where is another Ariel Winter?
 
2014-06-14 11:03:26 AM  

The_Y2P_Problem: walktoanarcade: SpdrJay: Is this one the dictator or the mermaid?

Mertator.

Dicmaid.


I laughed out loud. :)
 
2014-06-14 11:03:40 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: "He has been providing them drugs in exchange for sex."

Um, not exactly the same.


This. Sounds like he was a cruel and abusive pimp, and the DA is going for broke with the charges (which is fine, he's a smirking dickweed), but this is no Ariel Castro.
 
2014-06-14 11:16:45 AM  

MmmmBacon: SecretAgentWoman: "He has been providing them drugs in exchange for sex."

Um, not exactly the same.

This. Sounds like he was a cruel and abusive pimp, and the DA is going for broke with the charges (which is fine, he's a smirking dickweed), but this is no Ariel Castro.


Agreed
 
2014-06-14 11:25:08 AM  
I'm guessing that for every Ariel Castro situation they find there's probably five more going undetected.
 
2014-06-14 11:25:19 AM  
Let's just hope he had better taste in women than Castro did.
 
2014-06-14 11:26:21 AM  
Borys Kozlowski
yep, pretty much what I expected a guy with a balcony-horse to be named.... it was either that or something alexandru

/no offense Romania
 
2014-06-14 11:26:31 AM  
Don't call him Ariel, his name is Timothy
 
2014-06-14 11:27:21 AM  
Bout time they nailed the summbiatch.
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/never will forgive him for ishtar
 
2014-06-14 11:42:12 AM  
It's important to read the article, subby
 
2014-06-14 11:46:52 AM  
I am positive I saw this guy advertising for live-in housekeepers on craigslist.
 
2014-06-14 12:07:48 PM  
Now he'll find out what its like to be someones sex slave.
 
2014-06-14 12:10:28 PM  
I've met this guy around town a few times over the years. He lived less than a mile away from me.

/shudder
 
2014-06-14 12:23:01 PM  
Sounds to me like he was a plain common pimp.  The woman could have gotten away any time, and if there were three of them, they could have overpowered him.

Also not clear how he pimped them out to other men, if they went to a motel she could run, or kick up a huge fuss.  No "John" wants to be accused of kidnaping and rape, when all he wants is a quick piece.
 
2014-06-14 12:31:56 PM  

walktoanarcade: We need to make a law: If you are arrested for a heinous crime and you SMILE for your mugshot, you receive no trial and are sent straight the nut house for an evaluation  and are locked up with the worst offenders.




Hoping that he gets buggered by a huge burly guy with a 16 inch dildo
 
2014-06-14 12:45:29 PM  
Unless there is more to this story than the news is currently reporting, I don't get where they get the sex slave angle from. Sounds like the guy is a common pimp. Disgusting yes, but no where near the same level as Ariel Castro.
 
2014-06-14 12:52:31 PM  
Major Deegan tie up.
 
2014-06-14 12:58:16 PM  

See My Az Go: I've met this guy around town a few times over the years. He lived less than a mile away from me.

/shudder


Does he always look as smug as he does in his mugshot?
 
2014-06-14 01:19:51 PM  

Poopy MacPoop: Okay but where is another Ariel Winter?


Very good question.
 
2014-06-14 01:27:33 PM  
Wait, wasn't the first one in Florida too?

www.eonline.com
 
2014-06-14 03:44:08 PM  
FTFA: ""He has recorded the sex acts, and he has controlled the females by providing drugs to them, by creating traps inside the residence," said Butscher. "

There were also other articles that implied he kept them prisoner there for a few months.  Not on the same level as Ariel Castro, but still pretty farked up.
 
2014-06-14 08:29:15 PM  
Pimpin' ain't easy!
 
2014-06-15 12:48:22 AM  
rollingout.com
Did Charles rescue them?
 
2014-06-15 01:05:08 AM  

astouffer: I'm guessing that for every Ariel Castro situation they find there's probably five more going undetected.


I'm going to go with no.  There's just no way to get away with that forever, every single one of them gets caught eventually.
 
2014-06-15 10:01:21 AM  
What's his FARK handle?
 
2014-06-15 10:06:36 AM  

SmithHiller: [rollingout.com image 467x326]
Did Charles rescue them?


Since it's closer to the Gulf of Mexico, it was probably Lootie, not Charles.

Oh wait...
 
2014-06-15 02:00:03 PM  

DarkVader: astouffer: I'm guessing that for every Ariel Castro situation they find there's probably five more going undetected.

I'm going to go with no.  There's just no way to get away with that forever, every single one of them gets caught eventually.


Eventually may take decades, though. Especially if, like this guy, you are careful to choose victims that no one will miss, look for, or believe.
 
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