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(Examiner)   Chicago man charged for driving around on a beautiful summer's evening with: (A) his music playing too loud, (B) his muffler dragging on the pavement, (C) his pants off, (D) him pleasuring himself. (Choose two)   ( ) divider line
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2014-06-14 10:36:05 AM  
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2014-06-14 09:04:34 AM  
1 vote:
Depends.  Is "muffler dragging on the pavement" a new euphamism?
2014-06-14 07:50:33 AM  
1 vote:
These open carry idiots are everywhere.
2014-06-14 03:16:04 AM  
1 vote:
Was his dog with him and was the dog covered in peanut butter?

If so, we need to warn him about the bears.
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