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(Mercury News)   Admit it, you'd probably go around committing crimes too if you'd basically been told by the legal system that there will be no meaningful consequences for anything short of murder   ( ) divider line 5
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2014-06-13 06:11:34 PM  
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It's times like this I wish the US fined people according to their income, like Finland.
2014-06-13 07:08:53 PM  
1 vote:
Wall Street learned this years ago.
2014-06-13 06:14:08 PM  
1 vote:
I doubt I would ever get the opportunity and wouldn't be filming Bieber even if he were around, but I would not take kindly to someone rooting through my pockets or my daughter's (who doesn't exist) purse for allegedly recording him.

I'm okay with an ITG label here, but the least he'd get out of me is a biatch slap. He doesn't deserve a proper punch.
2014-06-13 04:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
Probably not, but I'm not a total sociopath, either.
2014-06-13 04:24:07 PM  
1 vote:
When puberty finally kicks in and teenage girls around the globe decide he's "too old" and he's cutting the ribbon at a Wegman's opening ceremony just so he can pay for the meth he's going to buy later...

The schadenfreude is going to be SO freakin' sweet.
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