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(Right Wing Watch)   Obama training military to turn on tea party. What, with all that marching and yelling and those sexy summer camouflage outfits, who wouldn't be a little aroused?   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 174
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2014-06-13 03:31:06 PM
Larry Pratt And Alex Jones Warn...


i340.photobucket.com

Alex Jones also thinks the Bilderberg Group orders in babies wrapped in gold foil for the members to feast on while meeting.

So, you know, consider the source.
 
2014-06-13 03:44:34 PM
Obama picked the lock on my front door, raped my dog, stole my television, left a floater in my toilet, poured sugar in my gas tank, made my property values go down, took the last beer, and left the fridge door open. This man must be stopped!
 
2014-06-13 03:46:02 PM
Not only is he coming for their guns, he's going to fark their pit bull while he's at it. If these people had any sense they would join the Democratic party now and hope they get on the do not molest list.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-13 03:47:41 PM
 
2014-06-13 05:29:35 PM
It was good enough for George Washington, god dammit
 
2014-06-13 05:29:38 PM
Seems legit
 
2014-06-13 05:30:06 PM
In the 1960s and 70s, the FBI had profiles on revolutionary groups like the weather underground, SLA and MOVE.
 
2014-06-13 05:30:35 PM
Translation: Pay attention to US! We're Important!
 
2014-06-13 05:30:37 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Obama picked the lock on my front door, raped my dog, stole my television, left a floater in my toilet, poured sugar in my gas tank, made my property values go down, took the last beer, and left the fridge door open. This man must be stopped!


You got off light, he left an upper decker when he pulled that routine at my house.
 
2014-06-13 05:32:28 PM
main page article?
i.imgbox.com
 
2014-06-13 05:34:48 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Obama picked the lock on my front door, raped my dog, stole my television, left a floater in my toilet, poured sugar in my gas tank, made my property values go down, took the last beer, and left the fridge door open.


At my party he cashed the bowl and repacked with schwag. Then he hit on my girlfriend and when they left together he peeled out in my lawn. Not cool, man, not cool.
 
2014-06-13 05:35:40 PM
The politics tab is leaking onto the main tab again.

Time to send Fark to the proctologist - this beds to be looked at by a qualified physician.
 
2014-06-13 05:35:48 PM
Pleasebetruepleasebetruepleasebetrue... Crap. Larry Pratt and Alex Jones.
 
2014-06-13 05:36:57 PM
The Derp heard 'round the world...
 
2014-06-13 05:38:09 PM

vpb: I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic

I think the Army is already prepared to handle the Tea Party.


this
 
2014-06-13 05:38:24 PM
"fingered veterans"

Well, I knew Obama was screwing them, but this is an added outrage.
 
2014-06-13 05:39:01 PM
I think the only rational thing for the teafolk to do is strike first.
 
2014-06-13 05:40:48 PM

HotWingConspiracy: I think the only rational thing for the teafolk to do is strike first.


Gentlemen, to your Rascals!
 
2014-06-13 05:41:11 PM

vpb: I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic

I think the Army is already prepared to handle the Tea Party.


And the Democratic Party, Republican Party, Supreme Court... because while we're pointing fingers, let's point them at everyone, regardless of their politics, who's pissed all over the Constitution.
 
2014-06-13 05:41:31 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Obama picked the lock on my front door, raped my dog, stole my television, left a floater in my toilet, poured sugar in my gas tank, made my property values go down, took the last beer, and left the fridge door open. This man must be stopped!


Oh come on!  Your dog was asking for it; barking and yipping all slutty like that.
 
2014-06-13 05:42:57 PM
Execute Order 66!
 
2014-06-13 05:43:18 PM
This, on top of being a Secret MuslimTM bent on destroying the Jews?  He sure has a lot of free time.
 
2014-06-13 05:43:39 PM
And this is why this asshole hasn't been impeached.

watchmen-news.com
 
2014-06-13 05:43:51 PM
Apparently, He hates white people, but loves white women.
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-06-13 05:43:53 PM

vpb: I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic

I think the Army is already prepared to handle the Tea Party.


Except for the enlisted men are cut from the same cloth as the people they're going to be ordered to kill.  That's not going to go over well.  Then there are the millions of vets with all their training and the civilians with their hunting skills and then there are the devious bastards that can find new and exciting ways to make things interesting for the government forces.

It's not going to be the slaughter you want.
 
2014-06-13 05:43:54 PM

tinyarena: main page article?
[i.imgbox.com image 317x264]


I thought the benefit of not paying for total fark was to avoid blogs/threads like this on the main page?
 
2014-06-13 05:43:54 PM
So don't eat at CiCi's in uniform.
 
2014-06-13 05:43:58 PM
These people are farking crazy.
 
2014-06-13 05:45:45 PM
Is squishing them with a tank an option? Because I'll totally pay extra taxes if we go for that route rather than rounding 'em up.
 
2014-06-13 05:46:03 PM

Polish Hussar: Sin_City_Superhero: Obama picked the lock on my front door, raped my dog, stole my television, left a floater in my toilet, poured sugar in my gas tank, made my property values go down, took the last beer, and left the fridge door open. This man must be stopped!

You got off light, he left an upper decker when he pulled that routine at my house.


Did you guys do something to piss him off?  He broke into my house, but just redecorated the living room and put in a nice credenza in the dinette.  Admittedly, I don't care much for the floral pattern on the china, but you can't have everything, you know?

He did violate the dog afterwards, though, so there's that.
 
2014-06-13 05:47:09 PM
He went all Hartman on their ass.
 
2014-06-13 05:47:32 PM

Dahnkster: Apparently, He hates white people, but loves white women.


That picture looks like some kinky Teabagger cosplay setup. You know, "The White American Virgin and The Evil Muslim".
 
2014-06-13 05:47:39 PM

toraque: Did you guys do something to piss him off? He broke into my house, but just redecorated the living room and put in a nice credenza in the dinette. Admittedly, I don't care much for the floral pattern on the china, but you can't have everything, you know?


He just likes you because you want to blow up the moon.
 
2014-06-13 05:48:19 PM
1/1 Cav Anti-Hoverround unit deployed
militarymashup.com
 
2014-06-13 05:48:23 PM

Brick-House: And this is why this asshole hasn't been impeached.

[watchmen-news.com image 610x400]


The very fact that you post shiat like this with impunity, and you probably flood your FB feed with this drivel, and have not been harassed, tortured, killed, beaten, or simply just disappeared like it happens in actual dictatorships, means that the dictatorship you complain about exists solely in your imagination.
 
2014-06-13 05:49:39 PM
Heh, headline reminded me of this...oblig
 
2014-06-13 05:51:17 PM

Brick-House: And this is why this asshole hasn't been impeached.

[watchmen-news.com image 610x400]


What dictatorship are you blathering about?
 
2014-06-13 05:51:22 PM

Smeggy Smurf: and then there are the devious bastards that can find new and exciting ways to make things interesting for the government forces.


No sh*t.

ww4.hdnux.com
 
2014-06-13 05:51:23 PM

vernonFL: In the 1960s and 70s, the FBI had profiles on revolutionary groups like the weather underground, SLA and MOVE.


And it was a scandal. COINTELPRO Anyone?
 
2014-06-13 05:52:03 PM
The authors raise some salient points...

img.wonkette.com
 
2014-06-13 05:52:56 PM
I, for one, am amazed at how much the Book of Mormon talks about Jesus Christ.
 
2014-06-13 05:53:16 PM

Smeggy Smurf: Except for the enlisted men are cut from the same cloth as the people they're going to be ordered to kill.  That's not going to go over well.  Then there are the millions of vets with all their training and the civilians with their hunting skills and then there are the devious bastards that can find new and exciting ways to make things interesting for the government forces.

It's not going to be the slaughter you want.


Ah yes, this delusion. How many patriots are in the armed forces, willing to defect (as opposed to just putting down their weapons and walking away out of moral protest)? Are they clustered exclusively in the Army and Marines? Because that leaves the Air Force with drone-tastic fun. Are they organized to formally fight together (which would require leadership and logistics - things that the average infantryman lacks)? How do respond to multiple factions with multiple goals, none of which are strong enough to accomplish anything AND defend whatever shelter they hold? And let's not forget the option to just starve the retards out; dam a river, shoot anyone who leaves the walled compound to plant, and cut off sanitation/transportation.

Your retarded dreams make great fanfiction, but they would lose and lose badly unless a whole series of highly unlikely events happened in very short order.

Go pleasure yourself to Soldier of Fortune and go away. Please.
 
2014-06-13 05:53:25 PM

Circusdog320: Brick-House: And this is why this asshole hasn't been impeached.

[watchmen-news.com image 610x400]

What dictatorship are you blathering about?



The one that exists only in the right wing echo chamber.
 
2014-06-13 05:53:27 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: Obama picked the lock on my front door, raped my dog, stole my television, left a floater in my toilet, poured sugar in my gas tank, made my property values go down, took the last beer, and left the fridge door open. This man must be stopped!


Actually, that sounds more like Clinton.

/Boy dog or girl dog?
 
2014-06-13 05:55:17 PM
About time. We where promised FEMA Camps for Right Wingers years ago.
 
2014-06-13 05:58:31 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Sin_City_Superhero: Obama picked the lock on my front door, raped my dog, stole my television, left a floater in my toilet, poured sugar in my gas tank, made my property values go down, took the last beer, and left the fridge door open. This man must be stopped!

Actually, that sounds more like Clinton.

/Boy dog or girl dog?


Nah. With Clinton, it would have been consentual.

//A little saxophone, some mood lighting...
 
2014-06-13 05:59:10 PM
I keep hearing all these conspiracy theories while also being told that Obama is totally incompetent.  Hmmm.
 
2014-06-13 05:59:45 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Smeggy Smurf: Except for the enlisted men are cut from the same cloth as the people they're going to be ordered to kill.  That's not going to go over well.  Then there are the millions of vets with all their training and the civilians with their hunting skills and then there are the devious bastards that can find new and exciting ways to make things interesting for the government forces.

It's not going to be the slaughter you want.

Ah yes, this delusion. How many patriots are in the armed forces, willing to defect (as opposed to just putting down their weapons and walking away out of moral protest)? Are they clustered exclusively in the Army and Marines? Because that leaves the Air Force with drone-tastic fun. Are they organized to formally fight together (which would require leadership and logistics - things that the average infantryman lacks)? How do respond to multiple factions with multiple goals, none of which are strong enough to accomplish anything AND defend whatever shelter they hold? And let's not forget the option to just starve the retards out; dam a river, shoot anyone who leaves the walled compound to plant, and cut off sanitation/transportation.

Your retarded dreams make great fanfiction, but they would lose and lose badly unless a whole series of highly unlikely events happened in very short order.

Go pleasure yourself to Soldier of Fortune and go away. Please.


Defect no.  Mutiny yes.  These aren't mindless drones we're talking about.  Private Numbnuts might follow the butterbar's order to open fire but there is no way in hell the NCOs are going to comply.  Those that do will be fragged by the others that won't.
 
2014-06-13 06:01:05 PM

nyseattitude: About time. We where promised FEMA Camps for Right Wingers years ago.


Fartbama can't even tyranny right.
 
2014-06-13 06:01:27 PM

nyseattitude: About time. We where promised FEMA Camps for Right Wingers years ago.


I know, I kicked in extra taxes for that fact alone.

/I feel gypped
 
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