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(Mashable)   15 pick-up lines of Westeros to the left, dozens of better lines to the right ... you can just call subby 'the mountain'   (mashable.com) divider line 53
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2014-06-13 03:40:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-13 03:50:51 PM
Hodor... (winks)
 
2014-06-13 03:51:13 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-13 04:28:46 PM
I read that too fast. I was rather curious what Westboro pickup line would be like.
 
2014-06-13 04:30:32 PM

edmo: I read that too fast. I was rather curious what Westboro pickup line would be like.


Don't you just hate
 
2014-06-13 04:32:19 PM

edmo: I read that too fast. I was rather curious what Westboro pickup line would be like.


"Baby, if we don't have heterosexual sex within the bonds of marriage right now, the gays will win."
 
2014-06-13 05:27:02 PM
16) HODOR!
 
2014-06-13 05:44:57 PM
Subby has been stabbed by a man which will lead to a gruesome death?
 
2014-06-13 05:45:06 PM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-13 05:49:56 PM
Is it our incestuous child's funeral in here or is it just me?
 
2014-06-13 05:54:11 PM
something something man's staff something something
 
2014-06-13 05:54:40 PM
Those were terrible.
 
2014-06-13 05:59:26 PM
Man:  Damn girl, you dark and sultry.  You got any Dothraki in you?
Woman:  No
Man:  Wanna fark?
 
2014-06-13 06:01:19 PM
I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!
 
2014-06-13 06:05:44 PM

BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!


Have you seen Titanic?
 
2014-06-13 06:06:47 PM

BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!


Everyone dies.
 
2014-06-13 06:25:45 PM

BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!


We go easy on people who keep up with the show. If you haven't done that much, you should probably avoid the internet.
 
2014-06-13 06:38:47 PM
Wanna do it inbred style and get me a sammich afterwards?
 
2014-06-13 06:39:23 PM
"Once you 'take the black', you never go back"

"Wanna make Casterly rock?"

"You must be Illyn Payne, cuz you're making me think about head"

/yeah, well, still better than anything in TFA
 
2014-06-13 06:41:03 PM
Holy fark those were awful.  I expected bad, but those would make a 13 year old groan.
 
2014-06-13 06:41:27 PM

ReverendJynxed: BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!

Everyone dies.


Especially Hodor. His deaths are quite gruesome, even by GoT standards.
 
2014-06-13 06:41:51 PM
Subby crossed his sword with a bisexual's spear, got a little head and now wishes he was dead?
 
2014-06-13 06:48:16 PM
rack.0.mshcdn.com


Hand in your geek card, author.  This is clearly "Sting" from the Lord of the Rings/Hobbit books.
 
2014-06-13 06:48:20 PM
I call your mom that, subby.  Let's not make this confusing.
 
2014-06-13 06:48:44 PM

Slaxl: ReverendJynxed: BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!

Everyone dies.

Especially Hodor. His deaths are quite gruesome, even by GoT standards.


Shhh! Enough about Hodor being a wearcat!
 
2014-06-13 06:49:37 PM

fang06554: Holy fark those were awful.  I expected bad, but those would make a 13 year old groan.


But enough about Daenerys Stormborns wedding night.
 
2014-06-13 07:07:00 PM
I'm going to penetrate you like a crossbow bolt to the gut.
 
2014-06-13 07:08:44 PM
In the dark, I am the Knight of Flowers.
 
2014-06-13 07:17:27 PM
Do you need pickup lines in Westros?
 
2014-06-13 07:18:19 PM

ReverendJynxed: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x389]


I didn't know Hodor was a Japanese pornstar.
 
2014-06-13 07:27:16 PM
Winter is coming and so am I,
 
2014-06-13 07:40:12 PM
"Drink until it feels like you did the right thing."

Or the other unofficial Lannister motto: "My father is very rich."
 
2014-06-13 07:45:16 PM

BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!


Not reading the tome-like books and not wanting to be spoiled in threads about the TV show is one thing. Not watching the show and then expecting everyone in a thread related to the show to stop what they're doing because of you is another.

So, you know, don't get too attached to Ned. Or Catelyn. Or Robb. Also Darth Vader is Luke's father and Charlton Heston was on Earth all along.
 
2014-06-13 07:47:39 PM
Here's a silver stag. Where do you go?
 
2014-06-13 08:04:04 PM
you can just call subby 'the mountain'

'cuz you're fat?
 
2014-06-13 08:09:05 PM
You know what would be really funny?  If someone made a Zork-like game out of GoT.

>You stand atop the great north wall, what do you do?

>I pee over the wall

>Your urine streams mightily through the air, steam wafting off it as it falls.  Now what do you do?

>I go North.

>You step off the wall and fall several hundred feet onto a frozen puddle of urine.
 
2014-06-13 08:15:27 PM
Well, now I know where whores go.
 
2014-06-13 08:37:46 PM
"Heya, sis."
 
2014-06-13 08:51:52 PM

pueblonative: fang06554: Holy fark those were awful.  I expected bad, but those would make a 13 year old groan.

But enough about Daenerys Stormborns wedding night.


I'm pretty sure those were whimpers.
 
2014-06-13 09:08:00 PM

BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!


People like you make me sick. Who are you to come in here and ask others not to talk about the subject at hand? I bet you're Mommy's little helper, aren't you? Get off the internet and watch the show if you want, but don't go traipsing around the internet saying "Spoilers!" and expect anybody to give two rat's farts about you.

/rant off
 
2014-06-13 10:28:20 PM

BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!


Why are you posting on fark then?

Seriously 2 weeks is about the limit you can expect to be spoiler free.

Took me almost 120 hours to get through the five books.
 
2014-06-13 10:28:28 PM

BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!


I love how many bites you are getting with this!

/good job!
 
2014-06-13 10:31:10 PM

Cagey B: BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!

Not reading the tome-like books and not wanting to be spoiled in threads about the TV show is one thing. Not watching the show and then expecting everyone in a thread related to the show to stop what they're doing because of you is another.

So, you know, don't get too attached to Ned. Or Catelyn. Or Robb. Also Darth Vader is Luke's father and Charlton Heston was on Earth all along.


Catelyn's not dead.
 
2014-06-13 10:52:19 PM

Medic Zero: BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!

I love how many bites you are getting with this!

/good job!


:)  Its a classic but you know, there is a reason they are classics!
 
2014-06-13 11:42:55 PM

chrylis: Cagey B: BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!

Not reading the tome-like books and not wanting to be spoiled in threads about the TV show is one thing. Not watching the show and then expecting everyone in a thread related to the show to stop what they're doing because of you is another.

So, you know, don't get too attached to Ned. Or Catelyn. Or Robb. Also Darth Vader is Luke's father and Charlton Heston was on Earth all along.

Catelyn's not dead.


Semantics.
 
2014-06-14 12:05:23 AM
i.imgur.com
/not exactly a pickup line, but close enough
 
2014-06-14 12:21:28 AM

Slaxl: ReverendJynxed: BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!

Everyone dies.

Especially Hodor. His deaths are quite gruesome, even by GoT standards.


Each time Hordor dies, he wakes up again the previous morning, until he manages to destroy the source of the white walkers. Its the same plot as Planet of the Apes.
 
2014-06-14 12:22:22 AM

The Larch: Slaxl: ReverendJynxed: BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!

Everyone dies.

Especially Hodor. His deaths are quite gruesome, even by GoT standards.

Each time Hordor dies, he wakes up again the previous morning, until he manages to destroy the source of the white walkers. Its the same plot as Planet of the Apes.


He also has to learn to spell his own name.
 
2014-06-14 12:47:52 AM
Does this taste funny to you?
 
2014-06-14 12:52:35 AM

Jakesta: BumpInTheNight: I haven't watched the whole first season yet so I'd really appreciate it if you kept your tongue with the spoilers please.  thanks!

People like you make me sick. Who are you to come in here and ask others not to talk about the subject at hand? I bet you're Mommy's little helper, aren't you? Get off the internet and watch the show if you want, but don't go traipsing around the internet saying "Spoilers!" and expect anybody to give two rat's farts about you.

/rant off


next time a jehovahs witness comes to the door i'll tell them not to give any spoilers about jesus since i haven't read the bible
 
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