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(Philly.com)   Beans, beans, they're good for your heart. Hot dogs, not so much   ( philly.com) divider line
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2014-06-13 09:36:06 PM  
Of course that hot dog is bad for him. It looks like it has Sharpie on it for the "grill marks". Heck, the whole thing might be plastic!

media.philly.com
 
2014-06-13 10:44:34 PM  
Either philly.com is misinterpreting this, horribly or these reseachers are completely full of shiat. Sadly it is probably both
 
2014-06-13 10:57:45 PM  
Your heart isn't going to pump beans any better than hot dogs.
 
2014-06-13 11:07:21 PM  
What about a sonoran hot dog? They have beans in them. And bacon. mmmmmmmmmmmm
 
2014-06-13 11:47:48 PM  
You can have my hot dog when you pry it from my cold, arterial-clogged, morbidly-obeese hands.
 
2014-06-13 11:58:20 PM  
Hot dogs taste like crap.

Even 6 yo me knew that.
 
2014-06-14 12:52:48 AM  
Yeah, beans on a hot dog are awful. Chili dogs should have no beans.
 
2014-06-14 01:17:31 AM  
Musical fruit
 
2014-06-14 01:48:07 AM  
Beans, beans, the musical fruit!  The more you eat, the more they kick you off the air if you finish this poem.

Thank you.
 
2014-06-14 02:01:21 AM  

Trocadero: Yeah, beans on a hot dog are awful. Chili dogs should have no beans.


Wait, I don't get it. If chili doesn't have beans, what does it have? Beef, onion, peppers and tomatoes? Is that it? That doesn't sound tasty, although it probably works on a hot dog or in a bag of fritos with cheddar cheese.
 
2014-06-14 02:14:10 AM  
You have to wonder if this particular targeted study included additional information. Like "when you ate the processed meat, was it wrapped in something with a lot of carbohydrates, like bread?"

Basically, they asked "did you eat sandwiches?" and left out the bread part.
 
2014-06-14 08:02:12 AM  

Gig103: Of course that hot dog is bad for him. It looks like it has Sharpie on it for the "grill marks". Heck, the whole thing might be plastic!

[media.philly.com image 600x450]


Plastic was the name of my pony :(
 
2014-06-14 09:47:28 AM  

Trocadero: Yeah, beans on a hot dog are awful. Chili dogs should have no beans.


It's not chili if it doesn't have beans.

/oohh, controversy!
 
2014-06-14 12:16:19 PM  

Phaeon: Trocadero: Yeah, beans on a hot dog are awful. Chili dogs should have no beans.

Wait, I don't get it. If chili doesn't have beans, what does it have? Beef, onion, peppers and tomatoes? Is that it? That doesn't sound tasty, although it probably works on a hot dog or in a bag of fritos with cheddar cheese.


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It's ground beef, beef fat w/ flour, water, and secret special spices. No damn beans, and surprisingly, no tomatoes, either. It's harder and harder to find 80-20 or fattier beef anymore, so it's harder to make at home. Not only that, every chili powder mix seems a little "off" as well. But never beans. Yes, it's more sauce than chili, but that's why you use it on burgers and hot dogs. You're not supposed to eat it out of a bowl (although small amounts as a side w/ a big sandwich is damn good).
 
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