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(PSFK)   App teaches kids about nutrition by allowing them to scan packages of food and simulating the sound and vibration of the fart it will produce   (psfk.com) divider line 59
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2014-06-13 03:14:13 PM  
Is it called TotalFart?
 
2014-06-13 03:29:36 PM  
Kids?  I suspect it will primarily used by dudes in supermarkets.  Including me.
 
2014-06-13 03:30:24 PM  
Next up: Smell-o-vision
 
2014-06-13 03:30:27 PM  

Anayalator: Is it called TotalFart?


It's not gas, it's fart.com!
 
2014-06-13 03:45:59 PM  
What happens if you scan castor oil?
 
2014-06-13 04:01:31 PM  
I probably would have been more interested in eating vegetables if it was explained in terms of "This is going to make you poop better".
 
2014-06-13 04:21:45 PM  
Thanks, Fartbongo.
 
2014-06-13 05:16:15 PM  
I'm guessing they stuck to packages because cabbage and broccoli would blow up the phone.
 
2014-06-13 05:22:14 PM  
Well I for one will download it so that I might help my Grandsons choose the best foods.
 
2014-06-13 06:44:07 PM  
*not available to silly English knnnnnnnnnigits
 
2014-06-13 06:45:23 PM  
Assparagus
 
2014-06-13 06:46:49 PM  
www.polaine.com
 
2014-06-13 06:47:47 PM  
Nobel Prize nominee.
 
2014-06-13 06:51:09 PM  
Asinine? Am I the only one who thinks this is actually a pretty good, clever idea?

Oh wait.....well played, subby.
 
2014-06-13 06:51:35 PM  
iPhone only.  Here comes binge to gloat that it's not on Android.
 
2014-06-13 06:52:36 PM  
3.images.spike.com
 
2014-06-13 06:53:05 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-13 06:53:32 PM  

dragonchild: [3.images.spike.com image 320x181]


I could be a curator.  Or more appropriately named, rottenator
 
2014-06-13 06:56:37 PM  

ElLoco: [img.fark.net image 249x420]


www.bubblews.com
 
2014-06-13 06:57:32 PM  
Did anybody else read that as "Ape teaches kids about nutrition" at first?
 
2014-06-13 06:59:05 PM  
If bet that if you eat unhealthy food, it makes your ass sound like the trumpet from hell.
 
2014-06-13 07:02:25 PM  
I initially read that as "Ape", which would be very entertaining too
 
2014-06-13 07:03:09 PM  
If I had small kids that would actually benefit from something like this, they would not have a phone that has data on it to get this app...
/ Yes, any children I may somehow have in the future definitely lose on the parent lottery...
 
2014-06-13 07:06:00 PM  

fusillade762: Did anybody else read that as "Ape teaches kids about nutrition" at first?


No.

/farts loudly and proudly
//pre-diahrrea ones are the best
 
2014-06-13 07:09:20 PM  
From a site called "PSFK"?

What food makes that sound?
 
2014-06-13 07:26:20 PM  
now that's knowing your target market
 
2014-06-13 07:27:16 PM  

oukewldave: If I had small kids that would actually benefit from something like this, they would not have a phone that has data on it to get this app...
/ Yes, any children I may somehow have in the future definitely lose on the parent lottery...


This may shock you, but some parents have apps on their own phones that they let kids use occasionally.
 
2014-06-13 07:29:11 PM  
Done in one.
 
2014-06-13 07:32:41 PM  
Yeah uh, beans don't make you fart if you eat the all the time like you're suppose to
 
2014-06-13 07:32:52 PM  
When I was a kid my best friend's dad was a surgeon that had this great stash of cassette tapes that had information on how to diagnose various ailments based on the sound of the flatulence.

If American Top Forty has kept count on how many times we listened to that damn thing it would have been on top of the charts.

That is my pre-app fart story.   Thank you for allowing me to share it.

P.S. You may want to get that colon checked, your last fart sounded cancerous.
 
2014-06-13 07:34:23 PM  
It's a gas, gas, gas...
 
2014-06-13 07:35:56 PM  
img.fark.net
Be afraid.  Very afraid.
 
2014-06-13 07:36:53 PM  
We've got bush!
 
2014-06-13 07:37:08 PM  
Stop farting and stinking up the place, just go poop. Geez.
 
2014-06-13 07:37:25 PM  

brap: When I was a kid my best friend's dad was a surgeon that had this great stash of cassette tapes that had information on how to diagnose various ailments based on the sound of the flatulence.

If American Top Forty has kept count on how many times we listened to that damn thing it would have been on top of the charts.

That is my pre-app fart story.   Thank you for allowing me to share it.

P.S. You may want to get that colon checked, your last fart sounded cancerous.


What about 'brap?'
 
2014-06-13 07:44:57 PM  
Sounds awesome, my kids would have loved that.
 
2014-06-13 07:49:03 PM  
I would totally download that app if I had a smart phone.
 
2014-06-13 07:49:23 PM  
This is great! Now the kids can play "pull my finger" with me and they can guess what I ate!
 
2014-06-13 07:51:54 PM  

UsikFark: What about 'brap?'


Well when I brapped on my proctologist he said he had some good news and some bad news.

What's the bad news?

By the sound of your fart, I have diagnosed you are bipolar.  After hearing this we wept and held each other for a minute while I collected my wits.

And the good news?

You're bipolar.

Of course we found this hilarious, which improved my mood greatly.

The doctor said it meant bipolar.
 
2014-06-13 08:03:43 PM  
*Ctl-F "backfire" Not Found*

Fark, I am disappointed.
 
2014-06-13 08:06:35 PM  
Since I actually remember being a kid, I think this will probably encourage kids to eat foods that cause the most epic farts.

It turns out that the best way to get kids to eat healthy foods is to do nothing other than present it as food.
 
2014-06-13 08:10:10 PM  

Phins: Since I actually remember being a kid, I think this will probably encourage kids to eat foods that cause the most epic farts.

It turns out that the best way to get kids to eat healthy foods is to do nothing other than present it as food.


Second-best way: "Eat it now or it's breakfast tomorrow."
 
2014-06-13 08:20:14 PM  

Mad Scientist: [img.fark.net image 360x360]
Be afraid.  Very afraid.


I downloaded the app and ran it over a Fiber One bar - it reached "Putrid", which is the 2nd highest level. I can't imagine what would make the highest level, those Fiber One bars are deadly.
 
2014-06-13 08:34:41 PM  
Fartmaggedon


www.metro.us
 
2014-06-13 08:44:12 PM  

Matthew Keene: Fartmaggedon


[www.metro.us image 620x420]


Those? Try beer and garlic.

/and then a haz-mat suit
 
2014-06-13 08:49:05 PM  

Ennuipoet: Kids?  I suspect it will primarily used by dudes in supermarkets.  Including me.


And me!
 
2014-06-13 08:49:42 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Matthew Keene: Fartmaggedon


[www.metro.us image 620x420]

Those? Try beer and garlic.

/and then a haz-mat suit


Hefeweizen and pickled eggs.
And sauerkraut mixed with Funyuns.

/Don't ask.
//Eyes are already tearing up and nostrils are burning just from the memory.
///Would rather walk soaking wet and naked through a quarter-mile long cloud of CS.
 
2014-06-13 08:53:57 PM  

Spanky McStupid: I would totally download that app if I had a sm fart phone.


FTFY
 
2014-06-13 09:04:00 PM  

Matthew Keene: Fartmaggedon


[www.metro.us image 620x420]


Needs more red beer, pickled eggs and broccolli
 
2014-06-13 09:21:36 PM  
The vibration is caused by resistance and volume of gas. All the volume in the world won't cause a God Tier Fart if it's just falling out a loose ass into a caftan though.

That's why when I am in the office, I will sit on someones desk and pucker when farting. It really amps up the resistance and turns a dreary "pfffff" into a totally awesome "FRAP-FRAP-FRAP",

Good farts are felt, not just heard.
 
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