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(KPTV Portland)   Bad idea #213: Feeding wild alligators from your mouth   (kptv.com) divider line 26
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2014-06-13 02:51:00 PM
No, I'm pretty sure that's bad idea #1
 
2014-06-13 02:58:14 PM
i.imgur.com
"Sorry, guys. I was on stage with Wyld Stallyns. I'll get this guy next time."
 
2014-06-13 03:11:13 PM
Crocodile hunter 2.0
 
2014-06-13 04:29:38 PM
blogs.thepoconos.com
 
2014-06-13 05:01:47 PM
img.fark.net

One of my favorite segments
 
2014-06-13 05:03:13 PM

GRCooper: No, I'm pretty sure that's bad idea #1


might not be number one but Subby is ranking it way too low
 
2014-06-13 05:05:13 PM
Is that Amos Moses?
 
2014-06-13 05:05:26 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

Found during my image hunt.... I think this might be bad idea #14.... at least until the baby is 2, and has exploded out his rear.
 
2014-06-13 05:08:07 PM
Don't let them suck your cock, either.  Signed, T-Nubby the Cajun soprano
 
2014-06-13 05:19:01 PM
"Lipless In Lafitte".
 
2014-06-13 05:24:04 PM
Came for the video of his head being chewed off, leaving very disappointed...
 
2014-06-13 05:28:52 PM
Where were you on that one, Darwin?
 
2014-06-13 05:35:52 PM

ukexpat: Came for the video of his head being chewed off, leaving very disappointed...


Watch for the "Follow-Up" tag.  Won't be long.
 
2014-06-13 05:40:28 PM
His wife...

www.whatevo.com
 
2014-06-13 05:45:39 PM
Somehow I just know that the first time this dumb-ass tried this it started with the phrases "Hold my beer.  Now watch this!"
 
2014-06-13 05:49:22 PM
Feeding an alligator from your mouth = one of those things that sounds like a great party trick after you smoke meth.
 
2014-06-13 05:59:53 PM

tlars699: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 223x226]

Found during my image hunt.... I think this might be bad idea #14.... at least until the baby is 2, and has exploded out his rear.


That image was originally part of a set. Funny stuff:
lh6.ggpht.com
lh6.ggpht.com
lh3.ggpht.com
lh6.ggpht.com
 
2014-06-13 06:12:13 PM

FuzedBox: tlars699: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 223x226]

Found during my image hunt.... I think this might be bad idea #14.... at least until the baby is 2, and has exploded out his rear.

That image was originally part of a set. Funny stuff:
[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x400]
[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x400]
[lh3.ggpht.com image 400x400]
[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x400]


that forth image makes no sense
 
2014-06-13 06:16:14 PM

maltedmothball: FuzedBox: tlars699: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 223x226]

Found during my image hunt.... I think this might be bad idea #14.... at least until the baby is 2, and has exploded out his rear.

That image was originally part of a set. Funny stuff:
[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x400]
[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x400]
[lh3.ggpht.com image 400x400]
[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x400]

that forth image makes no sense


Buy better booze for your babies. XXX? What is this? The Wild West?
 
2014-06-13 07:38:21 PM
Tim Treadwell approves. His girlfriend doesn't however.
 
2014-06-13 08:02:28 PM

FuzedBox: tlars699: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 223x226]

Found during my image hunt.... I think this might be bad idea #14.... at least until the baby is 2, and has exploded out his rear.

That image was originally part of a set. Funny stuff:
[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x400]
[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x400]
[lh3.ggpht.com image 400x400]
[lh6.ggpht.com image 400x400]


My SO and I were looking at a bunch of those when I was in labor back in November. I was still a bit loopy from the combined spinal/epidural and couldn't stop laughing.
 
2014-06-13 08:14:05 PM
That is so illegal and the guides have been doing it for years, I'm pretty sure this guy will be getting a call from FWC.
 
2014-06-13 09:20:58 PM
Anything that involves combining:

1. Murky Water
2. Alligator
3. My Nutsack

is a bad idea.
 
2014-06-13 11:05:02 PM

otto the bull: Anything that involves combining:

1. Murky Water
2. Alligator
3. My Nutsack

is a bad idea.


Your conclusion is sound.
I am inclined to revise the combination to:
any bitey creature irrespective of aqueous or atmospheric clarity
proximity to my nutsack

is a bad idea
 
2014-06-13 11:15:27 PM

pushcart: otto the bull: Anything that involves combining:

1. Murky Water
2. Alligator
3. My Nutsack

is a bad idea.

Your conclusion is sound.
I am inclined to revise the combination to:
any bitey creature irrespective of aqueous or atmospheric clarity
proximity to my nutsack

is a bad idea


Probably bad form to reply to one's own post, but I want to add an exception for femdom biting of a role- playing nature, providing the biteyness' intent is gratify and that it does not result in permanent harm or nutsack disfigurement.
 
2014-06-14 12:00:52 AM
This will eventually be a self-solving problem.
 
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