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(Daily Mail)   Second teenage girl and her mother open up about being duped by 'molester' who posed as Twilight star. Still a better love story than Twilight   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
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2014-06-13 05:22:48 PM  
6 votes:
Twilight: A Girl's Choice Between Necrophilia and Bestiality
2014-06-13 06:26:56 PM  
5 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2014-06-13 05:24:47 PM  
5 votes:
Copy cat. You have NO IDEA how much tail my Barney costume has gotten me.
2014-06-13 05:21:35 PM  
4 votes:
Q:How did he know it would work?
A:She's a Twilight fan.
2014-06-13 05:42:12 PM  
3 votes:
I wonder if she's got a Kevin Smith fetish too?

Be right back.  I need to make a phone call...
2014-06-13 06:02:36 PM  
2 votes:
I get mistaken for Abe Vigoda all the time - gets me all kinds of tail...
2014-06-13 05:42:51 PM  
2 votes:

skinink: I am Pitbull. Any of you Farkettes want to meet up with me when my tour hits your town, please email me. I can pick you up behind any 7-11 close to your house.


Can you bring some vodka to put in my slurpee?
2014-06-13 05:41:23 PM  
2 votes:
I used to go to Mexico a lot with a guy that looked just like Arsenio Hall, and pull the same crap.  He was Arsenio, and we were his production crew.  There was always some dumb college girl that fell for it.
2014-06-13 05:41:07 PM  
2 votes:
I am Pitbull. Any of you Farkettes want to meet up with me when my tour hits your town, please email me. I can pick you up behind any 7-11 close to your house.
2014-06-13 05:28:01 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: Copy cat. You have NO IDEA how much tail my Barney costume has gotten me.


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SUIT UP!
2014-06-13 05:13:51 PM  
2 votes:
Can I get their names and addresses? Because I bet they'd really like some of these watches and handbags I get from the finest makers in Europe*.
2014-06-13 05:12:49 PM  
2 votes:
The mom with slicked back hair and tattoos had her daughter's best interest in mind.
2014-06-13 08:49:02 PM  
1 votes:
I had to check.....

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aportiaadamsadventure.files.wordpress.com

and of course

fakeplus.com
2014-06-13 08:39:34 PM  
1 votes:
1. That could have only been more white trash if the video took place in a trailer park with a tornado in the background.
2. The mother and daughter look so similar that it might as well be the daughters future self sent back to...talk for her on camera.
3. She must either not be a fan of Twilight to fall for that shiat, or she thinks all brown people look the same.
2014-06-13 06:00:34 PM  
1 votes:
If a young woman wants to fool me into thinking she is a famous actress in order to make out, she has my permission.
2014-06-13 05:53:25 PM  
1 votes:
My "I played Donny in Big Lebowski" ploy wasn't nearly as successful.
2014-06-13 05:25:27 PM  
1 votes:
Ms Roush says she her daughter was so convinced that LaVera was the Twilight star that she still believes Kiowa Gordon was the one who came to pick her up.

Your daughter is so stupid this WILL happen again.
2014-06-13 05:23:51 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: The mom with slicked back hair and tattoos had her daughter's best interest in mind.


What was this guy thinking?! The daughter is gross! He should have went for the mom! I love me some Fonzy hair!
2014-06-13 05:19:34 PM  
1 votes:
They all look the same.

/ by they, I mean actors in teenage vampire movies.
2014-06-13 05:19:03 PM  
1 votes:
Of course had it been the real actor, Mom would have been fine with it (along with a few $$ for her troubles)
2014-06-13 05:15:18 PM  
1 votes:
The kid's name is "Raven."  She never had a chance.
 
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