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(Daily Mail)   Second teenage girl and her mother open up about being duped by 'molester' who posed as Twilight star. Still a better love story than Twilight   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 16
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2014-06-13 05:12:15 PM  
5 votes:
Dear Teenaged girls,

There is no chance in hell any actor is willing to travel half way across the country to visit you unless it is your dying request as a cancer patient. And at that point, sneaking out for a hot make out session in the park is out of the question with all the cameras and journalists.
2014-06-13 05:25:27 PM  
4 votes:
Ms Roush says she her daughter was so convinced that LaVera was the Twilight star that she still believes Kiowa Gordon was the one who came to pick her up.

Your daughter is so stupid this WILL happen again.
2014-06-13 05:21:35 PM  
4 votes:
Q:How did he know it would work?
A:She's a Twilight fan.
2014-06-13 05:22:48 PM  
3 votes:
Twilight: A Girl's Choice Between Necrophilia and Bestiality
2014-06-13 05:19:03 PM  
3 votes:
Of course had it been the real actor, Mom would have been fine with it (along with a few $$ for her troubles)
2014-06-13 05:15:18 PM  
3 votes:
The kid's name is "Raven."  She never had a chance.
2014-06-13 05:12:49 PM  
3 votes:
The mom with slicked back hair and tattoos had her daughter's best interest in mind.
2014-06-13 03:45:00 PM  
3 votes:
Meh, more power to him I say. If you fall for that, it's on you.
2014-06-13 06:26:56 PM  
2 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2014-06-13 05:06:21 PM  
2 votes:
Good for him.
2014-06-14 12:37:51 AM  
1 votes:
As a man, I am appalled.
As a father, I am outraged.
As a decent human being, I am ready to find a rope and a tree.

As a paunchy, middle-aged nebbish who's been divorced more than once, I am suddenly feeling much better about myself. That loser, with all his looks and his hard body, had to pretend to be somebody else and used the trick on a 14-year-old girl. DAMN! I'm getting more actual action than he does just being my balding, muffin-topped, baggy-eyed, scratchy-voiced me.

Come on, trolling 14-year-old girls when you're 33 and look like that guy? The guy must have a neon implant in the back of his head that flashes "Loser McLoser, King of Losertown" whenever an adult woman gets within 50 feet of him.

Okay, so I have figured out "Making them laugh."...
2014-06-13 05:42:12 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if she's got a Kevin Smith fetish too?

Be right back.  I need to make a phone call...
2014-06-13 05:36:12 PM  
1 votes:

cwheelie: Of course had it been the real actor, Mom would have been fine with it (along with a few $$ for her troubles)


Came here to say this.
2014-06-13 05:24:47 PM  
1 votes:
Copy cat. You have NO IDEA how much tail my Barney costume has gotten me.
2014-06-13 05:16:34 PM  
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
The Perp.

i.dailymail.co.uk
The Pose.


Yeah, not seeing the look alike bit, whatsoever.
Also, the "Good for him" crowd- yeah, how about no?

When you stop your car in front of a girl, and prevent her from otherwise leaving, and demand that she get into your car, you're pretty much coercing/kidnapping somebody.

I'll agree with subby on "still a better 'love' story than Twilight" but that's as far as I'm willing to go.
2014-06-13 05:13:51 PM  
1 votes:
Can I get their names and addresses? Because I bet they'd really like some of these watches and handbags I get from the finest makers in Europe*.
 
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