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(Daily Mail)   Second teenage girl and her mother open up about being duped by 'molester' who posed as Twilight star. Still a better love story than Twilight   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2014-06-13 09:14:31 PM  
Who's the fabby on the right? Oh, is that a mom or a dog? I can't tell ...
 
2014-06-13 09:16:48 PM  
too bad looking like james spader circa stargate never did me any good
 
2014-06-13 09:22:32 PM  
But he never got a chance to do the humpty dumpty with them.
 
2014-06-14 12:37:51 AM  
As a man, I am appalled.
As a father, I am outraged.
As a decent human being, I am ready to find a rope and a tree.

As a paunchy, middle-aged nebbish who's been divorced more than once, I am suddenly feeling much better about myself. That loser, with all his looks and his hard body, had to pretend to be somebody else and used the trick on a 14-year-old girl. DAMN! I'm getting more actual action than he does just being my balding, muffin-topped, baggy-eyed, scratchy-voiced me.

Come on, trolling 14-year-old girls when you're 33 and look like that guy? The guy must have a neon implant in the back of his head that flashes "Loser McLoser, King of Losertown" whenever an adult woman gets within 50 feet of him.

Okay, so I have figured out "Making them laugh."...
 
2014-06-14 08:40:35 AM  
All his looks and hard body, hey?
 
2014-06-14 09:24:03 AM  
I came here to say what everyone else has already said. Plus a double helping of "Twilight is crap." Also now that I'm hearing that autoplay video that chick looks like a white trash version of the chick from Mellisa Explains it all.
 
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