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(Daily Mail)   Second teenage girl and her mother open up about being duped by 'molester' who posed as Twilight star. Still a better love story than Twilight   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2014-06-13 03:45:00 PM  
Meh, more power to him I say. If you fall for that, it's on you.
 
2014-06-13 05:06:21 PM  
Good for him.
 
2014-06-13 05:12:15 PM  
Dear Teenaged girls,

There is no chance in hell any actor is willing to travel half way across the country to visit you unless it is your dying request as a cancer patient. And at that point, sneaking out for a hot make out session in the park is out of the question with all the cameras and journalists.
 
2014-06-13 05:12:49 PM  
The mom with slicked back hair and tattoos had her daughter's best interest in mind.
 
2014-06-13 05:13:51 PM  
Can I get their names and addresses? Because I bet they'd really like some of these watches and handbags I get from the finest makers in Europe*.
 
2014-06-13 05:15:18 PM  
The kid's name is "Raven."  She never had a chance.
 
2014-06-13 05:16:34 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
The Perp.

i.dailymail.co.uk
The Pose.


Yeah, not seeing the look alike bit, whatsoever.
Also, the "Good for him" crowd- yeah, how about no?

When you stop your car in front of a girl, and prevent her from otherwise leaving, and demand that she get into your car, you're pretty much coercing/kidnapping somebody.

I'll agree with subby on "still a better 'love' story than Twilight" but that's as far as I'm willing to go.
 
2014-06-13 05:19:03 PM  
Of course had it been the real actor, Mom would have been fine with it (along with a few $$ for her troubles)
 
2014-06-13 05:19:34 PM  
They all look the same.

/ by they, I mean actors in teenage vampire movies.
 
2014-06-13 05:21:35 PM  
Q:How did he know it would work?
A:She's a Twilight fan.
 
2014-06-13 05:22:48 PM  
Twilight: A Girl's Choice Between Necrophilia and Bestiality
 
2014-06-13 05:22:52 PM  
Sparkly
 
2014-06-13 05:23:51 PM  

uncleacid: The mom with slicked back hair and tattoos had her daughter's best interest in mind.


What was this guy thinking?! The daughter is gross! He should have went for the mom! I love me some Fonzy hair!
 
2014-06-13 05:24:47 PM  
Copy cat. You have NO IDEA how much tail my Barney costume has gotten me.
 
2014-06-13 05:25:27 PM  
Ms Roush says she her daughter was so convinced that LaVera was the Twilight star that she still believes Kiowa Gordon was the one who came to pick her up.

Your daughter is so stupid this WILL happen again.
 
2014-06-13 05:25:33 PM  
Does it really qualify as a confidence game if your claim has no actual bearing on the thing you're getting?

Dude wasn't even claiming to be an actor with any  money, really, so all that claiming to have gotten film work really comes out to is "someone other than my mother once told me that I was at least attractive enough to be in the background of something without offending anyone".  Not exactly something that constitutes a bribe for the girl, there.
 
2014-06-13 05:28:01 PM  

fusillade762: Copy cat. You have NO IDEA how much tail my Barney costume has gotten me.


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SUIT UP!
 
2014-06-13 05:35:58 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: Ms Roush says she her daughter was so convinced that LaVera was the Twilight star that she still believes Kiowa Gordon was the one who came to pick her up.

Your daughter is so stupid this WILL happen again.


Yeah, that's what I was thinking. After reading that, I just assume there's nothing that can be done for her.
 
2014-06-13 05:36:12 PM  

cwheelie: Of course had it been the real actor, Mom would have been fine with it (along with a few $$ for her troubles)


Came here to say this.
 
2014-06-13 05:36:45 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: Ms Roush says she her daughter was so convinced that LaVera was the Twilight star that she still believes Kiowa Gordon was the one who came to pick her up.

Your daughter is so stupid this WILL happen again.


Probably more that the parent is stupid.

The kid wants to keep he sex life going because... well, sex.  So, y'know, she makes the minimal excuse required to cover her ass with her dumbass parent.  "Oh, no, um, I'm... still totally fooled, you see.  Yeah, that's the ticket."

Mom takes this seriously because she's maybe a hair above mentally retarded at best.

// Do people really not remember what being a teenager was like?  Chances of the kid actually being fooled by this line, ever, are pretty slim, most likely she's just using it as a get-out-of-culpability-free card.
// Still statutory rape, obviously, so the guy is... in trouble, to put it mildly.  And deservedly.
 
2014-06-13 05:39:20 PM  

lasercannon: Twilight: A Girl's Choice Between Necrophilia and Bestiality


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2014-06-13 05:40:51 PM  

cwheelie: Of course had it been the real actor, Mom would have been fine with it (along with a few $$ for her troubles)


I thought this too. I bet they are more disappointed the only attention they are going to get from this is playing the victim roll and not any hard cash. I know they did not say this in the article but seems like everything was ok until they found out he wasn't a famous actor.
 
2014-06-13 05:41:07 PM  
I am Pitbull. Any of you Farkettes want to meet up with me when my tour hits your town, please email me. I can pick you up behind any 7-11 close to your house.
 
2014-06-13 05:41:23 PM  
I used to go to Mexico a lot with a guy that looked just like Arsenio Hall, and pull the same crap.  He was Arsenio, and we were his production crew.  There was always some dumb college girl that fell for it.
 
2014-06-13 05:41:33 PM  
Was his name Chester?

Also, statutory rape is part and parcel of that shiatty story, so in that way what Chester did is more authentic.
 
2014-06-13 05:42:12 PM  
I wonder if she's got a Kevin Smith fetish too?

Be right back.  I need to make a phone call...
 
2014-06-13 05:42:20 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: Meh, more power to him I say. If you fall for that, it's on you.


I know we're not supposed to blame victims, but THIS.
 
2014-06-13 05:42:51 PM  

skinink: I am Pitbull. Any of you Farkettes want to meet up with me when my tour hits your town, please email me. I can pick you up behind any 7-11 close to your house.


Can you bring some vodka to put in my slurpee?
 
2014-06-13 05:44:43 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: fusillade762: Copy cat. You have NO IDEA how much tail my Barney costume has gotten me.

[bradleycee.files.wordpress.com image 708x701]

SUIT UP!


static.guim.co.uk

Or Barney's new costume.

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-06-13 05:45:20 PM  

skinink: I am Pitbull. Any of you Farkettes want to meet up with me when my tour hits your town, please email me. I can pick you up behind any 7-11 close to your house.


I don't believe you. List some random cities in a song lyric to prove you're really Pitbull.
 
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2014-06-13 05:46:05 PM  
Did he cum?
 
2014-06-13 05:53:25 PM  
My "I played Donny in Big Lebowski" ploy wasn't nearly as successful.
 
2014-06-13 05:58:43 PM  

JoieD'Zen: skinink: I am Pitbull. Any of you Farkettes want to meet up with me when my tour hits your town, please email me. I can pick you up behind any 7-11 close to your house.

Can you bring some vodka to put in my slurpee?


Skin ink,

I would steer clear of her if you need to put vodka in her slurpee. Find one who does not need to be sanitized first.

/ just my opinion.
 
2014-06-13 06:00:23 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Dear Teenaged girls,

There is no chance in hell any actor is willing to travel half way across the country to visit you unless it is your dying request as a cancer patient. And at that point, sneaking out for a hot make out session in the park is out of the question with all the cameras and journalists.


Didn't Percy from the Green Mile do that, though?
 
2014-06-13 06:00:34 PM  
If a young woman wants to fool me into thinking she is a famous actress in order to make out, she has my permission.
 
2014-06-13 06:01:29 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Sin_City_Superhero: fusillade762: Copy cat. You have NO IDEA how much tail my Barney costume has gotten me.

[bradleycee.files.wordpress.com image 708x701]

SUIT UP!

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

Or Barney's new costume.

/NTTAWWT


NPH is too masculine for that role.
 
2014-06-13 06:02:36 PM  
I get mistaken for Abe Vigoda all the time - gets me all kinds of tail...
 
2014-06-13 06:02:43 PM  

Cletus C.: My "I played Donny in Big Lebowski" ploy wasn't nearly as successful.


STFU Cletus.

Rigby-Reardon: JoieD'Zen: skinink: I am Pitbull. Any of you Farkettes want to meet up with me when my tour hits your town, please email me. I can pick you up behind any 7-11 close to your house.

Can you bring some vodka to put in my slurpee?

Skin ink,

I would steer clear of her if you need to put vodka in her slurpee. Find one who does not need to be sanitized first.

/ just my opinion.


Ha! I just realized how that sounds.
So old I was thinking about being a teenage girl and going to 7 11 for slurpees & vodka. Yeah, I was bad.
 
2014-06-13 06:12:28 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Cletus C.: My "I played Donny in Big Lebowski" ploy wasn't nearly as successful.

STFU Cletus.


I am the walrus.
 
2014-06-13 06:26:56 PM  
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2014-06-13 06:30:39 PM  

Precision Boobery: Was his name Chester?

Also, statutory rape is part and parcel of that shiatty story, so in that way what Chester did is more authentic.


She looks of marriageable age, it may even be a stretch to allege molestation.
 
2014-06-13 06:43:34 PM  

Snarfangel: If a young woman wants to fool me into thinking she is a famous actress in order to make out, she has my permission.


queermagnet.com
 
2014-06-13 07:17:11 PM  

Rent Party: I used to go to Mexico a lot with a guy that looked just like Arsenio Hall, and pull the same crap.  He was Arsenio, and we were his production crew.  There was always some dumb college girl that fell for it.


I'm surprised anyone knew who Arsenio Hall was.
 
2014-06-13 07:34:29 PM  

gfid: Rent Party: I used to go to Mexico a lot with a guy that looked just like Arsenio Hall, and pull the same crap.  He was Arsenio, and we were his production crew.  There was always some dumb college girl that fell for it.

I'm surprised anyone knew who Arsenio Hall was.


This was late 80's early 90's time frame when Arsenio was still a thing.

/ My lawn!
 
2014-06-13 07:44:48 PM  

Rent Party: gfid: Rent Party: I used to go to Mexico a lot with a guy that looked just like Arsenio Hall, and pull the same crap.  He was Arsenio, and we were his production crew.  There was always some dumb college girl that fell for it.

I'm surprised anyone knew who Arsenio Hall was.

This was late 80's early 90's time frame when Arsenio was still a thing.

/ My lawn!


I remember when Arsenio was new.

/adjusts yard gnome
 
2014-06-13 08:02:19 PM  

lasercannon: Twilight: A Girl's Choice Between Necrophilia and Bestiality


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2014-06-13 08:13:05 PM  

mcreadyblue: Snarfangel: If a young woman wants to fool me into thinking she is a famous actress in order to make out, she has my permission.

[queermagnet.com image 600x449]


I just threw up a little a lot in my mouth
 
2014-06-13 08:38:33 PM  
Seems really weird that they would publish a picture of the victim, especially a middle-school-aged victim.
 
2014-06-13 08:39:34 PM  
1. That could have only been more white trash if the video took place in a trailer park with a tornado in the background.
2. The mother and daughter look so similar that it might as well be the daughters future self sent back to...talk for her on camera.
3. She must either not be a fan of Twilight to fall for that shiat, or she thinks all brown people look the same.
 
2014-06-13 08:49:02 PM  
I had to check.....

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assets.motivationalgenerator.com

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and of course

fakeplus.com
 
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