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(NJ.com)   Animal lovers, better get your last licks in: Bestiality could be outlawed in New Jersey   (nj.com) divider line 107
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2014-06-13 08:50:23 AM  
I swear officer, I thought it was just a really hairy Italian chick.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-13 09:02:32 AM  
The last chick I tried to pick up said "fark ewe" so I took her advice and did.
 
2014-06-13 09:07:22 AM  
I was going to ask why it wasn't already outlawed...then I saw it was New Jersey...
 
2014-06-13 09:16:14 AM  
It's perfectly fine to cut a dogs balls off, but just try having sex with one...
 
2014-06-13 09:19:52 AM  
you mean it wasn't before?!
 
2014-06-13 09:21:45 AM  

Sybarite: I swear officer, I thought it was just a really hairy Italian chick.


Don't be redundant.
 
2014-06-13 09:58:36 AM  
This is going to hurt their tourist industry.
 
2014-06-13 10:05:39 AM  
Keep the government out of my bedroom and barn.
 
2014-06-13 10:07:19 AM  

MrBallou: This is going to hurt their tourist industry.


Nonsense.   People don't go there willingly.

/i keed
//born and bred
 
2014-06-13 10:23:40 AM  
If loving ewe is wrong, I don't wanna be right
 
2014-06-13 10:24:52 AM  
I assume this extends to sex with dead animals, within view of day care centers?
 
2014-06-13 10:43:45 AM  
It's alright, as long as they legalize gay marriage, I'll still be able to marry my turtle.
 
2014-06-13 11:11:31 AM  

Diogenes: I assume this extends to sex with dead animals, within view of day care centers?


Nonsense, they're banning bestiality, not necrobestiality. If the dogf*cker can't be bit, you must acquit!

/if bestiality is so bad, why isn't it called worstiality?

Diogenes: MrBallou: This is going to hurt their tourist industry.

Nonsense.   People don't go there willingly.

/i keed
//born and bred


Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?
 
2014-06-13 11:21:32 AM  

strangeguitar: Keep the government out of my bedroom and barn.


1st, I LOL'ed.
2nd, I mused, "Well strangeguitar does have point."
3rd, I questioned, "Is the guiding jurisprudential principle the inability to provide consent? Because it's perfectly legal to slaughter food animals."
4th, I pondered, "Why I am excogitating about bestiality at 10:00 AM?" Damn, you Fark.

/ I best go get a another beer before World Cup matches start
 
2014-06-13 11:25:11 AM  
Enrollment at Rutgers' Cook College will plummet!

/RU '88
 
2014-06-13 11:30:47 AM  

Paris1127: Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?


plenty, though not as many as there were when the name was first adopted


DjangoStonereaver: Enrollment at Rutgers' Cook College will plummet!

/RU '88


I lol'd.

/dormed in the Newells a few times
 
2014-06-13 11:50:17 AM  

Paris1127: Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?


Actually yes.  The bad parts really don't occupy much of the state.  But they're very concentrated and noticeable.  Especially to outsiders since that's often all they see.

I grew up in Alexandria Township.  My family is Basking Ridge.  Both quite lovely.  And my town was mostly farmland.

I could throw a rock at Pennsylvania from my house (on the Delaware River).

www.rivervalleyrealtynj.com
 
2014-06-13 12:02:10 PM  

Diogenes: Paris1127: Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?

Actually yes.  The bad parts really don't occupy much of the state.  But they're very concentrated and noticeable.  Especially to outsiders since that's often all they see.

I grew up in Alexandria Township.  My family is Basking Ridge.  Both quite lovely.  And my town was mostly farmland.

I could throw a rock at Pennsylvania from my house (on the Delaware River).

[www.rivervalleyrealtynj.com image 420x336]


The Water Gap would be a hundred times better if not for some of the people who live there.
 
2014-06-13 12:02:48 PM  

grumpfuff: Diogenes: Paris1127: Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?

Actually yes.  The bad parts really don't occupy much of the state.  But they're very concentrated and noticeable.  Especially to outsiders since that's often all they see.

I grew up in Alexandria Township.  My family is Basking Ridge.  Both quite lovely.  And my town was mostly farmland.

I could throw a rock at Pennsylvania from my house (on the Delaware River).

[www.rivervalleyrealtynj.com image 420x336]

The Water Gap would be a hundred times better if not for some of the people who live there.


I accidentally Delaware in that sentence, apparently.
 
2014-06-13 12:10:30 PM  
No longer can a resident of the Garden State spend time in their lab.
 
2014-06-13 12:14:38 PM  
Jersey girls ain't trash, trash gets picked up...

dem jersey girls gonna be so pissed...
 
2014-06-13 12:17:59 PM  
th08.deviantart.net
/inconsolable
/obsc...no, not even close....
 
2014-06-13 12:19:18 PM  

Diogenes: Paris1127: Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?

Actually yes.  The bad parts really don't occupy much of the state.  But they're very concentrated and noticeable.  Especially to outsiders since that's often all they see.

I grew up in Alexandria Township.  My family is Basking Ridge.  Both quite lovely.  And my town was mostly farmland.

I could throw a rock at Pennsylvania from my house (on the Delaware River).

[www.rivervalleyrealtynj.com image 420x336]


DO NOT THROW ROCKS AT PENNSYLVANIA!
 
2014-06-13 12:19:29 PM  
Why did they do this right before the weekend?
 
2014-06-13 12:19:30 PM  
Who was the Farker who came on here in the last bestiality thread and openly discussed his activities? I couldn't bring myself to comment because I found it really amazing/disturbing that no one seemed to have a problem with it. I seem to remember that he preferred to be the catcher more the pitcher so I guess that made it more okay to people but jesus christ...
 
2014-06-13 12:19:59 PM  
 
2014-06-13 12:20:17 PM  
Do the Orange Crested Staten Island Duck-Billed Shore Creatures count as "animals" or not?

// I think they tend to court/mate within the species, so it may be a moot point
 
2014-06-13 12:21:51 PM  
I don't like banging animals, but it's ok to eat or kill them but you can't fark them?

Seems odd.
 
2014-06-13 12:25:13 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Do the Orange Crested Staten Island Duck-Billed Shore Creatures count as "animals" or not?

// I think they tend to court/mate within the species, so it may be a moot point


I knew there was a reason I liked you.
 
2014-06-13 12:25:46 PM  
wait.  so, let me get this straight.  Up until recently, two dudes couldn't get married, but you were perfectly withing your legal rights to fark your cat?
 
2014-06-13 12:26:10 PM  
worstiality still legal.

www.mundoblaineo.org
 
2014-06-13 12:27:38 PM  

Paris1127: Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?


They are known for the quality of their tomatoes and immensity of their feathered hair.
 
2014-06-13 12:27:48 PM  
Author Gregory Maguire will be so disappointed
 
2014-06-13 12:29:27 PM  

Diogenes: Paris1127: Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?

Actually yes.  The bad parts really don't occupy much of the state.  But they're very concentrated and noticeable.  Especially to outsiders since that's often all they see.

I grew up in Alexandria Township.  My family is Basking Ridge.  Both quite lovely.  And my town was mostly farmland.

I could throw a rock at Pennsylvania from my house (on the Delaware River).

[www.rivervalleyrealtynj.com image 420x336]


NJ is like a mini California. There is everything here. Big city, industry, suburbia, wilderness, mountains, beaches, rivers, colleges and universities, every kind of human you would ever consider coming across.
 
2014-06-13 12:30:27 PM  
Even if there married?
 
2014-06-13 12:31:43 PM  
What will the Governor do for sex now?
 
2014-06-13 12:33:01 PM  

Sybarite: I swear officer, I thought it was just a really hairy Italian chick.


Some people think there are no Italian chicks.

/It's the beards.
 
2014-06-13 12:33:52 PM  
Screwing a sheep isn't love but it ain't baaad either.
 
2014-06-13 12:36:47 PM  

no icon tact: [i224.photobucket.com image 750x600]
Only slightly off-topic


Do they really dress like this? Seriously, now.
 
2014-06-13 12:38:04 PM  
It's either the beast at the bar or go home alone.
 
2014-06-13 12:41:07 PM  

Sybarite: I swear officer, I thought it was just a really hairy Italian chick.


oi46.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-13 12:43:21 PM  
I'd have just gone with a Snookie headline.

/special note: she ain't from Jersey you know
 
2014-06-13 12:50:54 PM  
But only the GIRL animals. Don't want people to think you're some kind of weirdo.
 
2014-06-13 12:54:31 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Enrollment at Rutgers' Cook College will plummet!

/RU '88


RU '86  We're both old farks and we're still posting on Fark.  Pathetic.
 
2014-06-13 01:00:14 PM  
I did a spreadsheet a few years back.  Oddly, most states that did not have Bestiality Laws and Incest Laws, did have anti-sodomy or same-sex laws (you know, before those laws were considered illegal and forced to be revoked).

So, most of the the states that said same-sex sex was illegal, were ok with bestiality and incest.
 
2014-06-13 01:03:42 PM  
Be sure not to stand in the way of the next step in the sexual rights movement, you zoophiliaphobes.  After all, they were born this way.

/"woof" means "yes"
 
2014-06-13 01:11:41 PM  

BackAssward: I did a spreadsheet a few years back.  Oddly, most states that did not have Bestiality Laws and Incest Laws, did have anti-sodomy or same-sex laws (you know, before those laws were considered illegal and forced to be revoked).

So, most of the the states that said same-sex sex was illegal, were ok with bestiality and incest.


The most disturbing part of this post?

"I did a spreadsheet"
 
2014-06-13 01:17:02 PM  

GRCooper: BackAssward: I did a spreadsheet a few years back.  Oddly, most states that did not have Bestiality Laws and Incest Laws, did have anti-sodomy or same-sex laws (you know, before those laws were considered illegal and forced to be revoked).

So, most of the the states that said same-sex sex was illegal, were ok with bestiality and incest.

The most disturbing part of this post?

"I did a spreadsheet"


Now now,  BackAssward might have been in law school doing an assignment.

Or planning a vacation.

Either way.
 
2014-06-13 01:20:42 PM  

HelloNeuman: Diogenes: Paris1127: Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?

Actually yes.  The bad parts really don't occupy much of the state.  But they're very concentrated and noticeable.  Especially to outsiders since that's often all they see.

I grew up in Alexandria Township.  My family is Basking Ridge.  Both quite lovely.  And my town was mostly farmland.

I could throw a rock at Pennsylvania from my house (on the Delaware River).

[www.rivervalleyrealtynj.com image 420x336]

DO NOT THROW ROCKS AT PENNSYLVANIA!


Just the bad drivers with the old "You have a friend in Pennsylvania" plates.  Used to make me ragey.
 
2014-06-13 01:27:34 PM  

Diogenes: HelloNeuman: Diogenes: Paris1127: Are there even any gardens in the "Garden State"?

Actually yes.  The bad parts really don't occupy much of the state.  But they're very concentrated and noticeable.  Especially to outsiders since that's often all they see.

I grew up in Alexandria Township.  My family is Basking Ridge.  Both quite lovely.  And my town was mostly farmland.

I could throw a rock at Pennsylvania from my house (on the Delaware River).

[www.rivervalleyrealtynj.com image 420x336]

DO NOT THROW ROCKS AT PENNSYLVANIA!

Just the bad drivers with the old "You have a friend in Pennsylvania" plates.  Used to make me ragey.


"You've GOT a friend in Pennsylvania"

/still have mine
 
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