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(Daily Mail)   OJ Simpson says that of all the things that can be proven in court, unfaithfulness to his wives his biggest regret   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 63
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2014-06-13 01:42:22 PM
The entire "stab two people to death" thing is just water under the bridge, man.
 
2014-06-13 02:24:58 PM
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2014-06-13 02:28:45 PM
His last wife was such a cut throat though.
 
2014-06-13 02:30:27 PM
See? He's not such a bad guy.
 
2014-06-13 02:30:49 PM
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2014-06-13 02:31:18 PM
Can't wait for the 30 year celebration.
 
2014-06-13 02:31:20 PM
Dude's always had some weird-ass priorities....
 
2014-06-13 02:31:44 PM
Maybe I'm just in a giggly mood, but that's a funny headline.
 
2014-06-13 02:35:21 PM
God i hate crazy people. Farking die, OJ.
 
2014-06-13 02:35:32 PM
Juice...how's the brain tumor?
 
2014-06-13 02:35:38 PM
IF I had killed my wife, how would I have done it?

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/drink
 
2014-06-13 02:37:05 PM

Circusdog320: Juice...how's the brain tumor?


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2014-06-13 02:37:52 PM
And nothing about finding the real killer?
 
2014-06-13 02:39:15 PM

Deep Contact: [www.freewebs.com image 544x432]


I had that card, along with another 500 or so football cards from the late 60s to mid 70s.  I had about 10 Walter Payton rookie cards.

My mom threw them out.

/before she passed away she was adamant that she *never* threw anything out
//brother, sister, and I all chimed in with "yes hell you DID throw our shiat out!!!"
///like Giant Sized X-Men #1 and Hulk #181...thrown out
////thoroughly depressed now, need to throw myself off a bridge (and slashies, too)
 
2014-06-13 02:46:49 PM
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2014-06-13 02:47:23 PM
You can rely on OJ to slice through the hyperbole and repeatedly strike at the heart of the matter. I bet their is a ton of slash fiction on the net that paint him as a framed hero.
 
2014-06-13 02:47:28 PM
"OJ, how did cheating on your wife make you feel?"

"Hertz."
 
2014-06-13 02:52:54 PM
Ruining his Bruno Maglis was 2nd.
 
2014-06-13 02:52:59 PM

LeroyBourne: And nothing about finding the real killer?


He's not done yet.

They put him in jail just as he was about to start searching the public courses.
 
2014-06-13 02:54:39 PM

Saborlas: The entire "stab two people to death" thing is just water under the bridge, man.


It wasn't the stabbing thing as much as the making pez dispensers out of them.
 
2014-06-13 02:54:50 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: LeroyBourne: And nothing about finding the real killer?

He's not done yet.

They put him in jail just as he was about to start searching the public courses.



581 down, 11,000 to go!
 
2014-06-13 02:56:20 PM

cgraves67: Maybe I'm just in a giggly mood, but that's a funny headline.


He's a real cut up.
 
2014-06-13 02:57:27 PM
Murderer or not, this is still a more admirable "regret" than Bush's 'worst moment' being when Kanye called him a racist.
 
2014-06-13 02:58:52 PM
 
2014-06-13 02:59:41 PM

tinyarena: See? He's not such a bad guy.




/Ya, if it wasn't for the two murders, the armed robbery and false imprisonment and the wife beating, he would be a great guy.
 
2014-06-13 03:00:28 PM
 
2014-06-13 03:00:37 PM
I thought he would've regretted that he suffered through Rickets Disease.  Or that he overcame almost insurmountable struggles to become a great football player, then parlayed his fame in just exactly the right way for his time, um ... then just blew it to shiat.

I believe, a true asshole of his time.

Blame his whole life on a Vitamin D deficiency in childhood.

Personally, I was critical of him as a running back, as I compared every runner to Gale Sayers at that age in my life.  He was good, but he was no Sayers.

Go, OJ, GO!!!!

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Big-headed SOB.  In more ways than one.  Damn good running back.

My question is, how much of this can he blame on the NFL for not prophesying his mental demise, after all those impacts to his coconut?  They wore crappy helmets with cheap webbing for protection.

I feel like I am playing Devil's Advocate, but I have suffered my share of head trauma.  Never had the anger or jealousy gene.

I think he's pugilistica dementia.  Slap happy.  Punch drunk.
 
2014-06-13 03:01:49 PM

Toy Boat: I thought he would've regretted that he suffered through Rickets Disease.  Or that he overcame almost insurmountable struggles to become a great football player, then parlayed his fame in just exactly the right way for his time, um ... then just blew it to shiat.

I believe, a true asshole of his time.

Blame his whole life on a Vitamin D deficiency in childhood.

Personally, I was critical of him as a running back, as I compared every runner to Gale Sayers at that age in my life.  He was good, but he was no Sayers.

Go, OJ, GO!!!!

[www.upgradetravelbetter.com image 446x273]

Big-headed SOB.  In more ways than one.  Damn good running back.

My question is, how much of this can he blame on the NFL for not prophesying his mental demise, after all those impacts to his coconut?  They wore crappy helmets with cheap webbing for protection.

I feel like I am playing Devil's Advocate, but I have suffered my share of head trauma.  Never had the anger or jealousy gene.

I think he's pugilistica dementia.  Slap happy.  Punch drunk.


/Really, hmmm, i think he's just an asshole.
 
2014-06-13 03:06:29 PM
Well, cheating on a person is really a big stab in the back. I can see why might feel bad about such a thing.
 
2014-06-13 03:07:53 PM
I am referring to the recent OJ, not the one that murdered two innocent people.
 
2014-06-13 03:08:48 PM
If there ever was a man who warranted the use of the "n" word, it's him.
 
2014-06-13 03:09:41 PM
I thought that little Nazi kid had eliminated The Juice?
 
2014-06-13 03:13:23 PM
Not when they destroyed his Sliceman Trophy?
 
2014-06-13 03:15:59 PM
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Just kill yourself already, nutjob.
 
2014-06-13 03:16:12 PM
My biggest regret was failing to invent an anal bum cover
 
2014-06-13 03:25:44 PM

ristst: Deep Contact: [www.freewebs.com image 544x432]

I had that card, along with another 500 or so football cards from the late 60s to mid 70s.  I had about 10 Walter Payton rookie cards.

My mom threw them out.

/before she passed away she was adamant that she *never* threw anything out
//brother, sister, and I all chimed in with "yes hell you DID throw our shiat out!!!"
///like Giant Sized X-Men #1 and Hulk #181...thrown out
////thoroughly depressed now, need to throw myself off a bridge (and slashies, too)


I had shoeboxes full of old baseball/football cards from the 60's and early 70's until the basement flooded.
Had Bills season tickets when OJ was playing--Juice, Juice.
 
2014-06-13 03:35:18 PM
OJ Simpson?  Hasn't he gotten killed in a gun battle with police, already?
 
2014-06-13 03:35:38 PM
Fark you, murderer.
 
2014-06-13 03:37:08 PM
All he asked for was a little head and Nicole said "Sure!".....
 
2014-06-13 03:39:50 PM

Dahnkster: Fark you, alleged murderer.

 
2014-06-13 03:42:53 PM
† "Faithfulness" includes having faith that your husband won't murder you.  So true on technicality.
 
2014-06-13 03:46:14 PM
Or, OJ, you could just phone out for delivery from Pioneer's 'somethin' somethin' menu at the drive through ..   you know what I'm talking about, uh-huh ..
 
2014-06-13 03:48:01 PM
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2014-06-13 03:51:12 PM

dpzum1: If there ever was a man who warranted the use of the "n" word, it's him.


Night Stalker?
 
2014-06-13 04:01:09 PM

Dr Jack Badofsky: dpzum1: If there ever was a man who warranted the use of the "n" word, it's him.

Night Stalker?


That makes more sense than Nerd.
 
2014-06-13 04:03:17 PM
Truth is stranger than fiction.
 
2014-06-13 04:04:22 PM
I'm sure his infidelity was like a knife through her heart.
 
2014-06-13 04:05:59 PM
The thing that bothers me the most about the OJ case is if OJ didn't kill them, who did?  We don't seem to care who killed them, just if OJ did.  Who killed them then?
 
2014-06-13 04:22:30 PM

elchupacabra: [media.giphy.com image 500x333]

Just kill yourself already, nutjob.


THIS. Especially the image.
 
2014-06-13 04:23:19 PM

medanzig: The thing that bothers me the most about the OJ case is if OJ didn't kill them, who did?  We don't seem to care who killed them, just if OJ did.  Who killed them then?


The answer to this can only be found on the finest golf courses in America.
 
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