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2014-06-13 07:40:01 AM
A homo sapien
 
2014-06-13 07:47:29 AM
Halle Berry
 
2014-06-13 08:10:49 AM
Argentinosaurus
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-13 08:12:03 AM
A penguin and an alligator...together. I will make sure the gator does not eat the penguin.
 
2014-06-13 08:12:56 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-13 09:05:13 AM
Sandworm
www.bluemilkspecial.com
 
2014-06-13 09:13:46 AM

gopher321: Halle Berry


Make her feel goooood.
 
2014-06-13 09:31:01 AM
To tell you the truth, I could really use a helper monkey.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-06-13 09:36:03 AM
I want one of those trunk monkeys.

t2.gstatic.com
 
2014-06-13 09:52:25 AM
Will Smith.

He would do my garden, and sleep in the shed.
 
2014-06-13 09:57:34 AM
Joseph Merrick
 
2014-06-13 10:04:27 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-06-13 10:17:50 AM

Gecko Gingrich: Joseph Merrick


He is not an animal! He is a human being!
 
2014-06-13 10:19:14 AM
A dik-dik.  Those are adorable.
 
2014-06-13 10:26:42 AM
www.wild-facts.com
 
2014-06-13 10:35:33 AM
Platypus. Perhaps a pair of platypi.
 
2014-06-13 10:37:31 AM
t.fod4.com
 
2014-06-13 10:51:06 AM

DrBenway: Gecko Gingrich: Joseph Merrick

He is not an animal! He is a human being!


Thank you for being the Lewis to my Martin.
 
2014-06-13 10:56:19 AM

sandi_fish: A dik-dik.  Those are adorable.


veloursnoir.v.e.pic.centerblog.net
Oh deer....
 
2014-06-13 11:00:56 AM
A giraffe that shiats out gold bars hourly. And gives blowjobs.

No, wait. That's weird.

An Emma Stone that shiats out gold bars hourly. And gives blowjobs.
 
2014-06-13 11:09:11 AM
A pair of Ewoks, just so I can terrorize the neighbor's dog.
 
2014-06-13 11:23:32 AM
I've always wanted to own some kind of primate. One of the small ones, not one of the big ones that will eat your face when they grow up. Also one that I don't have to put in a diaper. If money is no object I would probably build them a giant outdoor enclosure. That or one of those foxes they domesticated in Russia
 
2014-06-13 11:27:23 AM
www.getcartoonwallpaper.com
 
2014-06-13 11:36:20 AM
I like dogs, always thought having one would be nice
 
2014-06-13 12:03:48 PM
i236.photobucket.com
or
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2014-06-13 12:25:34 PM
So if you could own any animal in the world regardless on if you can afford it or not, what would it be?

WTF
 
2014-06-13 12:47:47 PM

bring to a festering boil: So if you could own any animal in the world regardless on if you can afford it or not, what would it be?

WTF


Irregardlessly, it's still an interesting topic.
 
2014-06-13 12:53:35 PM
cdn.screenrant.com
 
2014-06-13 12:55:57 PM
A horse that requires no food, water or rest. Do these exist?
 
2014-06-13 01:31:10 PM
Egret.
 
2014-06-13 01:32:32 PM

Nadie_AZ: A horse that requires no food, water or rest. Do these exist?


Surely you jest.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-13 01:37:35 PM
Skunkapotamus.
 
2014-06-13 01:46:54 PM
Seven roided up midgets that are  greased up and in harnesses so that I can parade about town walking them.
 
2014-06-13 01:51:02 PM

Nadie_AZ: A horse that requires no food, water or rest. Do these exist?


See Chuck Testa regarding this.
 
2014-06-13 01:56:58 PM

Sybarite: [31.media.tumblr.com image 500x250]


You are doing the Lord's work, thanks.
 
2014-06-13 02:22:52 PM

BalugaJoe: Egret.


ts3.mm.bing.net

Close enough for me.
 
2014-06-13 02:44:11 PM
d39ya49a1fwv14.cloudfront.net 

I would have a God with a soothing voice
 
2014-06-13 03:17:59 PM
The Prime Minister of Germany.
 
2014-06-13 03:40:17 PM
peternoone.com
I'll take this one.
 
2014-06-13 04:28:03 PM
img.fark.net
This one please.....
 
2014-06-13 04:44:15 PM
I can't narrow it down so here's my list:
Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns
 
2014-06-13 04:49:33 PM

sandi_fish: A dik-dik.  Those are adorable.


m2.i.pbase.com Approve of your choice.
 
2014-06-13 05:01:58 PM
hdwallpapermania.com
 
2014-06-13 05:39:59 PM
Zebras are mean motherfarkers, but give me a giraffe any day. And a whale shark. Probably not in the same tank though.
 
2014-06-13 06:04:11 PM
A kitty

hssv.convio.net
 
2014-06-13 06:29:31 PM
Bill Gates.

Because once I owned him I could afford anything and everything else.
 
2014-06-13 06:39:43 PM

anonpic.be
As Lovelock is my Witness, I knew capuchins could fly (in huge colony spaceships)

 
2014-06-13 07:15:12 PM
A mountain lion.
Male, neutered, declawed, hand feed, possibly raised with Labrador retrievers for a good example...

Never mind.  I'll just stick with the biggest house cat I can find.
 
2014-06-13 07:44:05 PM
A giant black and white lop-eared rabbit, big enough to saddle and ride. Given enough time and money it should be doable. How bad ass/Dawww would that be?
 
2014-06-13 07:51:26 PM
Jackalope
 
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