Lucky LaRue: I'm calling it right now: that dude is a preacher who's gone around the bend.
vpb: Well dressed in the South means a shirt and shoes that have laces.
rev. dave: It is hot down here. A shirt and tie are brutal when the weather gets hot and humid.
big pig peaches: He looks like he could be mid-40s. How the hell do you get up one morning and decide "you know what, today I'm going to impersonate a doctor and grab me some titties"
Animatronik: big pig peaches: He looks like he could be mid-40s. How the hell do you get up one morning and decide "you know what, today I'm going to impersonate a doctor and grab me some titties"More like 60s.I suppose he could be off his rocker and imagines that women will just allow him to do it and not complain to anyone.
croesius: If this ain't well dressed then I don't know what is:[www.tshirtbooth.com image 377x354]
Rapmaster2000: Well dressed in the US means wearing your best sweat pants.
beachdude: Yeah, we Southerners could learn a lot about how to dress from you Northerners....[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x373]
macadamnut: Well dressed in the South means not black.
LazyMedia: I dunno where subby lives, but in Real America™, standard dress is an oversized T-shirt, cargo shorts or jeans, ball cap and crocs or flip flops. Anything fancier than that is well-dressed./Also, 40 pounds overweight
Marquis de Sod: Could have been worse[img.fark.net image 375x162]
tiggis: Florida is not the south.The north took it from us about 30 years ago.Almost all of the southerners left.
LazyMedia: macadamnut: Well dressed in the South means not black.Oh, fark off. The South is where black people live. Yankees think they're all fancy because they have a few black ghetto neighborhoods in their cities, but in the South, white and black folks actually live and work together. Atlanta, f'rinstance, is a lot less segregated than Chicago or New York. The No. 1 most racially segregated city in America? Los Angeles. No. 2 is Boston. The only "Southern" city in the top 10 is Miami.As a Whitey McWhiterson, I've been a racial minority where I live since the mid-'80s, and like a lot of Southerners, I'm totally cool with that.
big pig peaches: How the hell do you get up one morning and decide "you know what, today I'm going to impersonate a doctor and grab me some titties"
lack of warmth: Did he grope them and they felt stupid afterwards, or did actually attack them like a mad man tearing at their chest? If we are going to charge men with sexual assault every time they lie to touch boobs, we're all doomed men. Eventually all the straight men will end up in jail, and only the women and gay men will be left free./excuse me, I think a bug is about to fly down my wife's shirt and since she didn't see it she'll need my help to get it out.
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