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(Time)   A once-in-a-century honey moon rises on Friday the 13th. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?   (time.com ) divider line
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2014-06-13 12:33:43 PM  
Zombee infestation!
 
2014-06-13 12:34:38 PM  
Also, the old theater in Blairstown NJ, which was in the original Friday the 13th movie, is showing the original Friday the 13th movie tonight, so I'm pretty sure we're all gonna die...
 
2014-06-13 12:36:44 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Men are either going to get lucky or killed tonight.


For me it was lucky this morning. We did go outside to see the moon last night though.
 
2014-06-13 12:57:23 PM  
Today is my 15th wedding anniversary...

Is this a good thing or not? Dunno.
 
2014-06-13 12:59:40 PM  
What does it mean?

Drac's back, baby, and he's ready to party like it's 1899!
 
2014-06-13 12:59:42 PM  
Even more portentous, digital clocks around the word will have displayed 1234 not once, but TWICE!
 
2014-06-13 01:17:16 PM  
So we have a rare full moon, a solar flare blast, and all on Friday the 13th..Scary tag is hiding in it's bunker.
 
2014-06-13 01:23:16 PM  

Close2TheEdge: Well whatever it means, I'm sure it is Obama's fault.


I wonder if our former Painter-in-Chief, W., will be painting a pretty picture of it?
 
2014-06-13 01:36:20 PM  

uncleacid: Will we be able to see Alice?


all the young girls love her
 
2014-06-13 02:15:50 PM  
i'm playing vampire the masquerade for the first time in almost 10 years.

/ and I plan on listening to bauhaus.
// and, i'm too old for that shiat.
 
2014-06-13 02:21:45 PM  

Nadie_AZ: It rose last night at 9PM in Arizona. It was very pretty.

I suppose is I were a Knight Templar in the early 1300s in France, I would care.


Do you live behind a large hill or something, because at my house in Phoenix it rose about 7:30?
 
2014-06-13 02:26:44 PM  

neversubmit: Copperbelly watersnake: Unless you live in a place that is completely clouded over, why would you watch live streaming of a full moon instead going outside to see the actual moon?

Go outside!?! You're sick!


This is the new millineum folks.  Crank up that 4th monitor, allocate some video ram, put the streaming on, ask your mom for another Hot Pocket, and not miss a minute of World of Warcraft while observing the honey moon.

Get with the program.
 
2014-06-13 02:39:58 PM  
It means no more honey on earth, since all the BEEs have headed off to the moon.

Srsly, the BEEs are disappearing fast.

There are none this year in my part of the nation. They appeared briefly then disappeared, probably dead, or on the moon.

It makes me very sad,
it means the world's time is up, and other judgments are now activated.
Farmers around here say if no bees, massive famine [the real thing] sets in; about 7 years.

Yeah its coincidence, but its also Cosmic Comedy.
Man & his machines can not replace the BEEs
The entire world's crops are utterly dependent upon BEEs
Without BEEs, the earth can support only a tiny fraction of the humans that currently infest the earth.

Honey will be worth its weight in gold in a couple years.
then again, so will almost any kind of food.
 
2014-06-13 02:40:54 PM  
img2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-06-13 03:03:50 PM  

browntimmy: I shiat you not, yesterday I got a fortune cookie that said to look to the color yellow tomorrow for good luck. If I believed in nonsense I would be freaking out right now.


Did you pick up the gold bars I left out for you?
 
2014-06-13 03:24:38 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-13 04:01:41 PM  

Car_Ramrod: Delta1212: Mongo No.5: If it last rose in 1919, and it is rising for again tonight, how did they get such a crystal clear digital photograph of it?

The honey moon rises every year. Occasionally it is full. Occasionally it is on Friday the 13th.

The last time there was a full honey moon on Friday the 13th was in 1919.

So really, it's a lot less special than they're making it sound.

It's like digging up obscure baseball statistics to make the game seem exciting.

"I can't believe it. This is the first time someone with a last name starting with an A hit a double after someone with a vowel middle initial struck out swinging on a Monday in Atlanta. Truly historic day in baseball."


Good analogy. Too many things get this kind of treatment anymore. It obscures the truly special.
 
2014-06-13 04:17:38 PM  
Templars best be careful tonight.
 
2014-06-13 04:17:41 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: The MOON?

Good lord, is that thing still up there?

I thought we lost it due to NASA budget cuts.


No not the actual moon. Just the moon sound stage.
 
2014-06-13 04:20:52 PM  

blackhalo: FTA:  "The celestial phenomenon hasn't appeared in over a century...The "Honey Moon," as the June full moon is known, fell on the unlucky day for the last time in 1919."

/facepalm


To be fair. If it doesn't happen before 2019, they're correct.
 
2014-06-13 04:37:18 PM  

abhorrent1: blackhalo: FTA:  "The celestial phenomenon hasn't appeared in over a century...The "Honey Moon," as the June full moon is known, fell on the unlucky day for the last time in 1919."

/facepalm

To be fair. If it doesn't happen before 2019, they're correct.


Friday the 12th 2019, the real end of the mayan calander !
 
2014-06-13 04:41:40 PM  
Honey moon don't care. It doesn't give a shiat.
 
2014-06-13 04:48:50 PM  
Everyone else here seems to be clear on this, but I'm confused. Is the Honey Moon just the full moon that appears in June?

Because I'm not really sure how surprised I'm supposed to be that we have one on a Friday the 13th.
 
2014-06-13 06:42:53 PM  
It means no one in eastern New England has a chance in bloody hell of seeing it due to the clouds....
 
2014-06-13 06:59:53 PM  
Should I look for it tonight or add it to my bucket list next time around ?
 
2014-06-13 07:08:28 PM  
i couldnt find the outside place. are we all dead now?
 
2014-06-13 07:13:37 PM  
It's a strawberry moon, not a honey moon.

The Almanac told me so.
 
2014-06-13 08:29:12 PM  

jcasetnl: A honey moon happens every June.  The only thing unique about this instance is that it's falling on Friday the 13th.


I still don't get it. What's so special about the moon in June compared to other months?
 
2014-06-13 08:53:42 PM  

nytmare: jcasetnl: A honey moon happens every June.  The only thing unique about this instance is that it's falling on Friday the 13th.

I still don't get it. What's so special about the moon in June compared to other months?



The moon in June shines mainly on the spoon...of honey.

/Okay, so it needs work.
 
2014-06-13 10:44:21 PM  

nytmare: jcasetnl: A honey moon happens every June.  The only thing unique about this instance is that it's falling on Friday the 13th.

I still don't get it. What's so special about the moon in June compared to other months?


You're supposed to panic. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

/or something
 
2014-06-14 12:07:19 AM  
My "Honey" moon, with bonus light airplane transiting:
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-14 12:53:56 AM  

HowiPepper: My "Honey" moon, with bonus light airplane transiting:


It looks dark to me. :p
 
2014-06-14 01:13:49 AM  
Tell me I'm not the only one that clicked play on the video only to find that some idiot edited in over twenty seconds of just a log for the start of the video. ONE SECOND you tards. That's how long you get to show a logo/intro.
 
2014-06-14 02:56:36 AM  
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2014-06-14 09:47:30 AM  
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Literally nothing.
 
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