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(Time)   A once-in-a-century honey moon rises on Friday the 13th. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?   (time.com) divider line 85
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2014-06-13 09:07:45 AM  
Men are either going to get lucky or killed tonight.
 
2014-06-13 09:35:16 AM  
♪♫♪  Hey, hey, baby, when you wax that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away. ♪♫♪
 
2014-06-13 09:55:40 AM  
Lot's of licking sex tonight!!!!

/honey pot
 
2014-06-13 10:42:12 AM  
I looked at the fullish moon last night - not the least bit yellow.
 
2014-06-13 10:54:57 AM  
overcast and rainy here, so I might miss it.
 
2014-06-13 10:55:42 AM  
Well whatever it means, I'm sure it is Obama's fault.
 
2014-06-13 10:57:06 AM  
Strawberry fields forever?
 
2014-06-13 10:57:39 AM  
"You'll be able to watch its newest appearance on this live stream provided by Slooh, starting at 9:00 pm EDT. "

Oh, if you aren't a Moron Time reporter, you could just walk outside.

The "Honey Moon" rises every year. That happens on Friday, June 13 is irrelevant.
 
2014-06-13 10:58:03 AM  
The Mayan calender didn't have Fridays.
Could this explain why they disappeared?
 
2014-06-13 11:01:45 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-13 11:03:29 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-13 11:05:49 AM  
Jeezuz is coming, and he's packing heat.

Checkmate, atheists!
 
2014-06-13 11:06:00 AM  
www.councilofelrond.com

"Honey has been spilt this night..."

/shutup Legolas
 
2014-06-13 11:06:43 AM  
Werewolf dance party?
 
2014-06-13 11:07:40 AM  
Uh, 95 years is less than a century.

Boggles the mind.
 
2014-06-13 11:08:08 AM  
FTA:  "The celestial phenomenon hasn't appeared in over a century...The "Honey Moon," as the June full moon is known, fell on the unlucky day for the last time in 1919."

/facepalm
 
2014-06-13 11:08:25 AM  

Diogenes: ♪♫♪  Hey, hey, baby, when you wax that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away. ♪♫♪


Banananana Meow Meow
Sqeedle Diddly Doo,
Meow Meow
Djun Djun Djun Do Doodle Meow Meow
 
2014-06-13 11:09:35 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Men are either going to get lucky or killed tonight.



New York Times . . .  Friday, March 13th, 2015
SECOND BABY BOOM HITS US
Hospitals Swamped -- Can Obamacare Keep Up?
Republicans blame Babyghazi for births
 
2014-06-13 11:09:51 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Men are either going to get lucky or killed tonight.


Why not both? At the same time even
 
2014-06-13 11:10:31 AM  

Mr. Cat Poop: Werewolf dance party?


There wolf dance party

martyfeldman.jpg
 
2014-06-13 11:14:20 AM  
First line of the article:
The celestial phenomenon hasn't appeared in over a century

Second line:
.....a celestial event that has not occurred in almost a century
 
2014-06-13 11:16:33 AM  
And the next one will be 2098. Twice in a century.
 
2014-06-13 11:19:20 AM  
Will we be able to see Alice?
 
2014-06-13 11:20:57 AM  
It rose last night at 9PM in Arizona. It was very pretty.

I suppose is I were a Knight Templar in the early 1300s in France, I would care.
 
2014-06-13 11:21:42 AM  
Good things will happen to some people, bad things will happen to others, and today will fade away into history.
 
2014-06-13 11:23:18 AM  
If it last rose in 1919, and it is rising for again tonight, how did they get such a crystal clear digital photograph of it?
 
2014-06-13 11:23:48 AM  
911 will be busy today.
 
2014-06-13 11:23:56 AM  
The celestial phenomenon hasn't appeared in over a century

The moon rises near an apartment block in Bucharest on May 5, 2012.

The "Honey Moon," as the June full moon is known, fell on the unlucky day for the last time in 1919.



That's some fine reporting there, Lou.
 
2014-06-13 11:24:01 AM  
The MOON?

Good lord, is that thing still up there?

I thought we lost it due to NASA budget cuts.
 
2014-06-13 11:26:08 AM  

JackieRabbit: "You'll be able to watch its newest appearance on this live stream provided by Slooh, starting at 9:00 pm EDT. "

Oh, if you aren't a Moron Time reporter, you could just walk outside.

The "Honey Moon" rises every year. That happens on Friday, June 13 is irrelevant.


It took me several trips through the story to figure this out. OMG! There is a full moon in June! And on Friday the 13th! It must be the end of the world! Everybody use this hashtag #ImAnIdiot

For those of you who complain about religious people, this is full on numerology.
 
2014-06-13 11:27:09 AM  
Unless you live in a place that is completely clouded over, why would you watch live streaming of a full moon instead going outside to see the actual moon?
 
2014-06-13 11:27:27 AM  

uncleacid: Will we be able to see Alice?


No. Aice doesn't live here anymore.
 
2014-06-13 11:28:13 AM  

Delta1212: The celestial phenomenon hasn't appeared in over a century

The moon rises near an apartment block in Bucharest on May 5, 2012.

The "Honey Moon," as the June full moon is known, fell on the unlucky day for the last time in 1919.


That's some fine reporting there, Lou.



They are using Imperial centuries, not the U.S. system.
 
2014-06-13 11:28:19 AM  

johnson442: uncleacid: Will we be able to see Alice?

No. Aice doesn't live here anymore.


*Alice*

/Spelcheck is yoor freind.
 
2014-06-13 11:28:22 AM  

Mongo No.5: If it last rose in 1919, and it is rising for again tonight, how did they get such a crystal clear digital photograph of it?


The honey moon rises every year. Occasionally it is full. Occasionally it is on Friday the 13th.

The last time there was a full honey moon on Friday the 13th was in 1919.

So really, it's a lot less special than they're making it sound.
 
2014-06-13 11:33:38 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: Men are either going to get lucky or killed tonight.


cdn.memegenerator.net
 
2014-06-13 11:34:11 AM  
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

terrifying space bees with advanced technology have covered the moon with space honey, and will soon lay waste to the earth.
 
2014-06-13 11:34:35 AM  
I shiat you not, yesterday I got a fortune cookie that said to look to the color yellow tomorrow for good luck. If I believed in nonsense I would be freaking out right now.
 
2014-06-13 11:37:59 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: Unless you live in a place that is completely clouded over, why would you watch live streaming of a full moon instead going outside to see the actual moon?


Go outside!?! You're sick!
 
2014-06-13 11:39:38 AM  
Honey Moon?

Is that when you show your ass to your significant other?
 
2014-06-13 11:46:31 AM  
What does it mean? If you are a Mayan it means human sacrifice! To be fair,half moons, crescent moons and cloudy days also call for human sacrifice. In closing...human sacrifice.
 
2014-06-13 11:48:39 AM  

Delta1212: Mongo No.5: If it last rose in 1919, and it is rising for again tonight, how did they get such a crystal clear digital photograph of it?

The honey moon rises every year. Occasionally it is full. Occasionally it is on Friday the 13th.

The last time there was a full honey moon on Friday the 13th was in 1919.

So really, it's a lot less special than they're making it sound.


It's like digging up obscure baseball statistics to make the game seem exciting.

"I can't believe it. This is the first time someone with a last name starting with an A hit a double after someone with a vowel middle initial struck out swinging on a Monday in Atlanta. Truly historic day in baseball."
 
2014-06-13 11:49:04 AM  
It means Mama June is going to ascend and eat us all.
 
2014-06-13 11:51:46 AM  

browntimmy: I shiat you not, yesterday I got a fortune cookie that said to look to the color yellow tomorrow for good luck. If I believed in nonsense I would be freaking out right now.


Just an amusing coincidence.

I'm probably going to miss it. Rainy season here and I haven't seen so much as a star in a week.

Enjoy your moon, folks.
 
2014-06-13 12:00:29 PM  

browntimmy: I shiat you not, yesterday I got a fortune cookie that said to look to the color yellow tomorrow for good luck. If I believed in nonsense I would be freaking out right now.


The most spot-on fortune cookie I ever saw said "You were born at a young age."

Creepy how accurate that was.
 
2014-06-13 12:11:28 PM  
Doesn't everyone have something rise on their honeymoon?
 
2014-06-13 12:16:06 PM  
A honey moon happens every June.  The only thing unique about this instance is that it's falling on Friday the 13th.
 
2014-06-13 12:23:31 PM  
1990's me was very interested in Honey Moons
 
2014-06-13 12:26:54 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: The Mayan calender didn't have Fridays.
Could this explain why they disappeared?


What a calender might look like

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-06-13 12:32:09 PM  
It means my son is a wizard and he's going to be sent to Hogwarts' daycare center.

/he's 7 months old today
 
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