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(The Hockey News)   There is only one game five, there are many like it, but this one is ours. Just what do you think you're doing, (at 8ET) Dave? Maybe a bit of the old ultra violence   (thehockeynews.com) divider line 96
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2014-06-14 01:22:18 AM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-06-13 11:16:46 PM
3 votes:
LA: Gretzky
NYR: Gretzky
2014-06-14 01:27:53 AM
2 votes:

jaylectricity: Haha, craigzy gets a badge for posting the same single word in every thread and not contributing a damn thing.

That's hilarious and farkworthy of a badge.


i164.photobucket.com
2014-06-14 12:47:57 AM
2 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Polish Hussar: FightDirector: fatalvenom: It's like rooting for a pedo to chew through a tennis camp full of Sharapovas.

In fairnesss, given that option, *I'd* be going through them until old age and infirmity laid me low. shiat, my wife'd probably help.

Also, anybody got the badge counts?

I just asked Oprah, she says everyone gets a badge.

Can I have mine with bees?


Sure

img.fark.net
2014-06-14 12:47:41 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

I guess last season didn't count :)
2014-06-14 12:26:47 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-06-14 12:24:37 AM
2 votes:

ontariolightning: fatalvenom: jaylectricity: fatalvenom: andychrist420: ytterbium: JT_Goalie: jaylectricity:

thats farkin disturbing, even for this thread

Didn't you guys want to see my wedding pic?

/actually one of me was posted in a '11 playoff thread, taken from my profile

I posted mine last year.  Now I need a divorce pic.

I wanted to post a pic of a fleshlight...but I thought better of it

Wouldn't have been worth it if it wasn't the clear one with your dick inside.

I wouldn't want OL to get the impression he had an inch on anyone in this thread...

I'm large and in charge just ask my boyfriend.


img.fark.net
2014-06-13 11:10:02 PM
2 votes:
Here's hoping...

img.fark.net
2014-06-13 10:49:50 PM
2 votes:
Seriously.. you would think Coors Light would want to -avoid- all the comparisons to water..
2014-06-13 10:36:36 PM
2 votes:

harleyquinnical: Rags are looking way too tired right now.  How on earth do the Kings look so fresh?


www.summerseve.com
2014-06-13 10:34:11 PM
2 votes:

almandot: DEAR GOD get in!!! Frustrating =P


That's what she said
2014-06-13 09:28:50 PM
2 votes:

almandot: BOOOOOO BOOO ref BOOOOOOO

/I think it stayed in i just wanna boo for something =D


i1348.photobucket.com
2014-06-13 08:27:19 PM
2 votes:
"Hooking the Muzzin" sounds like a euphemism for something...nasty...
2014-06-13 07:57:04 PM
2 votes:

2wolves: I'm cheering for more hockey.  All else is vanity.


www.screenused.com

You shall receive the Order of Lenin for this.
2014-06-13 12:50:55 PM
2 votes:
scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-06-14 01:53:15 AM
1 votes:

Gawdzila: Hahaha, how awesome is this



Clifford you were a monster this game!


Don't ever...EVER post that in the politics tab.
2014-06-14 01:49:41 AM
1 votes:

Polish Hussar: Danger Avoid Death: mikaloyd: MrJesus: WHAR BADGE THO

we need somebody who knows how to form baddges

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

I think this guy said something about badges. I'm not sure.  ;>)

I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was "badgers"

[img.fark.net image 400x209]


I used to tease this guy I worked with whenever his U of Wisconsin team was playing.

"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"
2014-06-14 01:49:36 AM
1 votes:
Hahaha, how awesome is this

31.media.tumblr.com

Clifford you were a monster this game!
2014-06-14 12:59:57 AM
1 votes:

RminusQ: buckeyebrain: FightDirector: fatalvenom: It's like rooting for a pedo to chew through a tennis camp full of Sharapovas.

In fairnesss, given that option, *I'd* be going through them until old age and infirmity laid me low. shiat, my wife'd probably help.

Also, anybody got the badge counts?

I gave  RminusQ the list on Wednesday night.  20 people were in contention as of Game 4.

Oh, OK. With thanks to buckeyebrain, here is the list of 2014 Badge Eligible Farkers who posted in all 48 nightly threads:

2wolves
abmoraz
andychrist420
buckeyebrain
caira
craigzy
dietbubba
ds_4815
fatalvenom
FightDirector
Fochstockings
mikaloyd
MrJesus
Olympic Trolling Judge
Polish Hussar
Primitive Screwhead
Recoil Therapy
robertus
sno man
ytterbium

Please hold for the Conn Smiths Trophies.


reactiongifs.me
2014-06-14 12:57:24 AM
1 votes:

RminusQ: Oh, OK. With thanks to buckeyebrain, here is the list of 2014 Badge Eligible Farkers who posted in all 48 nightly threads:

2wolves
abmoraz
andychrist420
buckeyebrain
caira
craigzy
dietbubba
ds_4815
fatalvenom
FightDirector
Fochstockings
mikaloyd
MrJesus
Olympic Trolling Judge
Polish Hussar
Primitive Screwhead
Recoil Therapy
robertus
sno man
ytterbium


img.fark.net
2014-06-14 12:55:03 AM
1 votes:
Ok Hockey Farkers, I guess this is adieu.

37.media.tumblr.com

It's a shame hockey doesn't get a thread like WWE. It would be pretty cool not to have to wait till playoffs to hang and talk hockey.

Welp, Red Sox are a mess... Pats will be intresting this year(like allways), and I couldn't care less about Basketball.


CYa all around!
2014-06-14 12:54:55 AM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: Danger Avoid Death: This is absolutely amazing to me. I've been watching the Kings since the 70's, and for all that time it was nothing but disappointment. Now, to have two titles in the past three years ... It's stunning.

I know that feel, bro.


Yeah, so do I... well, minus that whole championship title thing.

i.imgur.com
2014-06-14 12:53:28 AM
1 votes:

sno man: for giggles, I checked my NHL bracket rank... 307503th  WOO HOO


378,971 here. How did you make such great picks?
2014-06-14 12:49:57 AM
1 votes:
Are we getting the nhl draft and award show thread
2014-06-14 12:49:40 AM
1 votes:
for giggles, I checked my NHL bracket rank... 307503th  WOO HOO
2014-06-14 12:48:54 AM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Congrats to the Kings and to the Rangers.

Thanks to all the HockeyFarkers who giving me a new drink - Goonjuice, and for an entertaining Playoffs.

Thanks to Earguy, harleyquinnical and Danger Avoid Death for the intermission breaks.

And kudos to my fellow Bruins fan, Primitive Screwhead.

Until next time...


i36.photobucket.com

To next season!
2014-06-14 12:48:00 AM
1 votes:
Happy hockey hibernation all.  See you next year
2014-06-14 12:44:50 AM
1 votes:
F*ck. The GBU meter only went up to 0.3 this year.

/Gary Bettman Units of booing, resets for every Cup presentation as 1 GBU
2014-06-14 12:43:41 AM
1 votes:

buckeyebrain: The Bestest: caira: The Cup will instead be given to the city that hates Bergman most . . . wait, Hartford?  Who's been screwing with this thing?

I wonder.. which cities DO rank highest in Bergman hatred? Hartford? Hamilton? Atlanta?

Canada.


Well, there is like two cities in Canada, you'll have to be more specific... Either Canadaville or Montreal
2014-06-14 12:43:35 AM
1 votes:

vegaswench: So many former Oilers players lifting the Cup :(


..but enough about the '94 Rangers
2014-06-14 12:38:09 AM
1 votes:
farm6.staticflickr.com
farm4.staticflickr.com
2014-06-14 12:33:47 AM
1 votes:
static.comicvine.com
2014-06-14 12:32:22 AM
1 votes:
*dancing African kid*

Rangers Champs Gear Comes Monday!!!!!
2014-06-14 12:31:43 AM
1 votes:
Hahaha, Martinez' reaction is awesome.
2014-06-14 12:31:35 AM
1 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk
2014-06-14 12:31:12 AM
1 votes:
So, do we do the thread awards here, or do we sub one as a News Flash to piss everyone else off?

What to do...what to do...
2014-06-14 12:31:04 AM
1 votes:
The CBC feed went to potato and now I have a split screen NBC feed. CBC needs to go to bed
2014-06-14 12:30:04 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
2014-06-14 12:29:55 AM
1 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2014-06-14 12:29:54 AM
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com

Congrats, Kings fans. The Cup...

i1182.photobucket.com

... is yours again. :-)
2014-06-14 12:29:10 AM
1 votes:
i171.photobucket.com

Get ready for the post-game interviews.
2014-06-14 12:28:36 AM
1 votes:
Well, Kings fans, congratulations. Hell of a series.

Rangers fans - hold your heads high. Philly, Pittsburgh, and I will always love your win over the Habs.

Folks on the thread here, except one, it's been a pleasure!
2014-06-14 12:27:39 AM
1 votes:
KINGS WIN!!!!

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!!  YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
2014-06-14 12:27:06 AM
1 votes:

FightDirector: jaylectricity: FightDirector: jaylectricity: FightDirector: 4 Roses Single Barrel is amazing.

So you've never tried Eagle Rare 10-year which is actually cheaper.

No, but it just got added to my list.  Thanks!

Yeah, and sorry for the "Stop liking what I don't like" comment.

Google  "1792 bourbon" as well. I'm not a connoisseur by any means, just a common man that has tried some stuff.

No worries.  I took it as a "here, try this too" comment. 

OK, seriously, hard to type


Cool. Have fun and taste stuff.

I like stuff that is stronger, not because it gets you drunk faster, just because stuff that's 40-42% doesn't have the same feel---

Never mind, the Kings just won and nobody will read my post now.
2014-06-14 12:27:03 AM
1 votes:
New York Rangers 2-3 Los Angeles Kings (2OT +34:43)
Los Angeles Kings win Stanley Cup!
Kings win Final four games to one: 3-2 (OT), 5-4 (2OT), 3-0, 1-2, 3-2 (2OT)
2014-06-14 12:26:55 AM
1 votes:

uproxx.files.wordpress.com

2014-06-14 12:26:38 AM
1 votes:
Jesus is JCVD in goal for both teams right now?
2014-06-14 12:22:01 AM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: mikaloyd: harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: This is one of the best finals games ever

No kidding.  I feel like drinking would detract from the experience.  It's as if I'm being allowed to watch 3 periods worth of hockey.

Its like good sex that way

hockeydick instead of whiskydick?


my stick never breaks
2014-06-14 12:14:30 AM
1 votes:
This is one of the best finals games ever
2014-06-14 12:12:55 AM
1 votes:
CBC:"And with that whistle there is about $900 of broken sticks laying on the ice..."
2014-06-14 12:09:17 AM
1 votes:

jaylectricity: Sneaky "Long Change" by Doc without saying the words.

Drink...if you have anything left.


If have any more the label is gonna read Eight possibly Twelve Roses.
2014-06-14 12:09:00 AM
1 votes:

mootmah: PP Rags!


eww
2014-06-14 12:02:37 AM
1 votes:

ontariolightning: Speaking of tragedy. Rogers signed Stock & Healey.


Listen, bro. I understand. You're lonely. It's probably tough to make friends wherever you are. I know that. I moved to MA when I was 24. By then, everybody here already had lifelong friends. And mostly they loved/hated their friends by a 75/25 ratio. But do you think they like the new guy more than their friends they hate? NOPE?

"WHO'S THIS GUY THAT WE NEVAH HEARD OF?"

Drop the act and be real and you'll make some friends.
2014-06-13 11:58:00 PM
1 votes:
Friend of mine just posted this.  Looks pretty SFW-ish to me:

scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2014-06-13 11:47:50 PM
1 votes:
whelp, 2OT. I would like to take this time to nominate Banana Quik w/ Capt Morgan White as the official drink of this SCF.
2014-06-13 11:47:31 PM
1 votes:
img.fark.net   img.fark.net
2014-06-13 11:47:08 PM
1 votes:
And this boring waste of time is why they instituted the Shootout during regular season. Bring it to the playoffs, FFS.


/Yes, I'm kidding.
2014-06-13 11:45:42 PM
1 votes:
This game is a car battery hooked-up to my nutsack.
2014-06-13 11:33:13 PM
1 votes:

GhettoWinter: can we get some bananas gifs up in here


c2.staticflickr.com
2014-06-13 11:32:48 PM
1 votes:

Polish Hussar: ytterbium: Thought that last shot was it...whew!

I'm extremely comforatable right now but thirsty. Decisions, decisions. Where's my helper monkey?


What was awesome was that immediately after I typed that my daughter arrived home and had an almost-full energy drink in her hand.

I managed to talk her into giving to me, so now I'm all hopped up and have arrived at the casino for the rest of OT.
2014-06-13 11:29:51 PM
1 votes:

GhettoWinter: can we get some bananas gifs up in here


i.imgur.com

it's the only one I have in my imgur account. *shrug*
2014-06-13 11:23:58 PM
1 votes:

mikaloyd: The habs have not won a cup since the advent of Frog Protection.


Have they even won sine the advent of the Discover card?
2014-06-13 11:15:43 PM
1 votes:

RminusQ: LA: Gaborik
NY: Mark Messier's disembodied head.


Are we talking "Wizard of Oz" disembodied or "Sopranos" disembodied?
2014-06-13 11:15:40 PM
1 votes:
LA: Dionne
NYR: Leetch
2014-06-13 11:12:05 PM
1 votes:

cyberbenali: Suit of the night  [img.fark.net image 850x510]


Don and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Suit Jacket
2014-06-13 11:09:50 PM
1 votes:
Suit of the night  img.fark.net
2014-06-13 11:05:18 PM
1 votes:

cyberbenali: mikaloyd: farkinglizardking: I don't know if I have enough bourbon to last through overtime. And all the stores near me are closed.

Time to meet your neighbors and axe for alcohol

I don't recommend you go soliciting your neighbours for alcohol with an axe.


Why not?  It is Friday the 13th, after all.  Get a Gerry Cheevers mask and have at.
2014-06-13 10:58:17 PM
1 votes:

Fochstockings: I'm gonna go ahead and call it. This game is not going to OT.


I'm gonna go ahead and call it. This game is going to OT.
2014-06-13 10:55:46 PM
1 votes:

farkinglizardking: The Bestest: farkinglizardking: Water sucks. Gatorade is better. Not only does it taste better, but it hydrates better too.

Gaaaaaaaaaaatoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaade...

Water sucks, it really really sucks. Water sucks....


Which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack.
2014-06-13 10:51:29 PM
1 votes:
Damn. This is killing me.

www.sanbornmediafactory.com
2014-06-13 10:48:33 PM
1 votes:
I want you all to know that no matter who wins tonight its been another wonderful entertaining and fun playoffs watching with youse dorks:-) We are FARKhockeysports!
2014-06-13 10:48:20 PM
1 votes:
i171.photobucket.com
2014-06-13 10:41:49 PM
1 votes:
LA Kings twitter: Stupid sexy Lundqvist.
2014-06-13 10:36:21 PM
1 votes:
That was a World Cup caliber penalty
2014-06-13 10:35:35 PM
1 votes:
I didn't get a chance to post this before the goal happened.


Trip a trip a trip a trip a

media.tumblr.com
2014-06-13 10:21:08 PM
1 votes:
really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.
2014-06-13 10:20:59 PM
1 votes:

andychrist420: And Cespedes to throw out 3 at the plate/


He has a sister, Nopenis Cespedes.
2014-06-13 10:05:21 PM
1 votes:

TheManofPA: UNTIED NSFW

UNTIED NSFW


dougleschan.com
2014-06-13 10:00:28 PM
1 votes:

lokis_mentor: Canadian Lurker: Short-handed goal! The third period will be interesting.Fighting Majors


Please tell me that's the name of the West Point hockey team.
2014-06-13 09:08:58 PM
1 votes:
Speaking of threes - Quick:
img.fark.net
2014-06-13 09:08:08 PM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: More intermission. Still on the balcony.

NSFW     NSFW     NSFW     NSFW


Statler and Waldorf approve.
2014-06-13 09:07:47 PM
1 votes:

RminusQ: So while I'm flipping through to get the best posts of the playoffs, I saw this:

ontariolightning: This is my last post on fark because I'm done hanging with awful people like that of this website. So yea get bent.

Would that that were the farking case.


This one was fun...


i1045.photobucket.com
2014-06-13 09:01:11 PM
1 votes:
So while I'm flipping through to get the best posts of the playoffs, I saw this:

ontariolightning: This is my last post on fark because I'm done hanging with awful people like that of this website. So yea get bent.

Would that that were the farking case.
2014-06-13 08:58:55 PM
1 votes:

abmoraz: MrJesus: Quick was out of the crease. Way out.

I'll take "Technically correct observations that have no actual relevance to the penalty called for $1000, Alex"


i1348.photobucket.com
2014-06-13 08:55:05 PM
1 votes:

MrJesus: Quick was out of the crease. Way out.


I'll take "Technically correct observations that have no actual relevance to the penalty called for $1000, Alex"
2014-06-13 08:43:43 PM
1 votes:

cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.


Spain seemed rudderless.
2014-06-13 08:42:32 PM
1 votes:
They got Sutter to say more than two words?
2014-06-13 08:40:52 PM
1 votes:

Killer Cars: Rangers woke up at least for the past minute. FLURRY OF ACTION.


I'd think, if we were watching a "Fleury of Action", we'd be seeing a LOT more goals scored.
2014-06-13 08:36:01 PM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Commercial. Something from the balcony.

NSFW      NSFW      NSFW      NSFW


i25.photobucket.com

This is Kang, drop all weapons, begin fapping.
2014-06-13 08:33:49 PM
1 votes:
37.media.tumblr.com
2014-06-13 08:31:07 PM
1 votes:
I hope we get a Pheonix vs Nashville Stanley Cup Finals before a Canadian team wins the Cup so we can watch all of Canada riot over a nontraditional hockey market being guaranteed to win a cup before them.
2014-06-13 08:30:52 PM
1 votes:
imageshack.com
2014-06-13 08:22:59 PM
1 votes:

dietbubba: Come on Kangs


img.fark.net

Today is a good day to lose at hockey.
2014-06-13 08:18:45 PM
1 votes:
Shut up, Pierre.
2014-06-13 08:03:27 PM
1 votes:

buckeyebrain: [fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net image 850x706]


HA! When it happened, a friend texted me "See, less than an inch of snow brings LA to a standstill!"
2014-06-13 08:01:58 PM
1 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net
 
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