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(The Hockey News)   There is only one game five, there are many like it, but this one is ours. Just what do you think you're doing, (at 8ET) Dave? Maybe a bit of the old ultra violence   (thehockeynews.com) divider line 52
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2014-06-14 12:30:04 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
2014-06-14 12:27:39 AM
2 votes:
KINGS WIN!!!!

STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!!  YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
2014-06-14 12:27:03 AM
2 votes:
New York Rangers 2-3 Los Angeles Kings (2OT +34:43)
Los Angeles Kings win Stanley Cup!
Kings win Final four games to one: 3-2 (OT), 5-4 (2OT), 3-0, 1-2, 3-2 (2OT)
2014-06-14 12:26:55 AM
2 votes:
KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!! KINGS WIN IT!!!
2014-06-14 12:26:54 AM
2 votes:
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGMO IT'S OVER KINGS WIN!
2014-06-14 12:26:47 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-06-13 11:16:46 PM
2 votes:
LA: Gretzky
NYR: Gretzky
2014-06-14 12:05:56 PM
1 votes:
The playoff are over.  Now I'm just an alcoholic.  Thanks for all the entertainment.  I'll keep the mastadon pics handy for next year.  Hopefully we get draft day and awards show threads.  Otherwise, I'll see you Farkers next April.

/as is tradition
//as is tradition.
///Sharks in 6
2014-06-14 01:49:48 AM
1 votes:
The last montage from Hockey Night in Canada as we knew it.  Your 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs closing montage:

Queen - "The Show Must Go On"
2014-06-14 01:22:18 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-06-14 01:16:29 AM
1 votes:
A little out-piece for everyone who is people:

Yet again, we had an amazing series of weeks for all of our teams to narrow it down to this. There is no doubt that everyone in this thread had someone or something to root for. No matter it an opponent vanquished, or a division rival who got their throat-slit. There will never be anything as special as playoff hockey.

Some will dive. Some will play when their eyeball is hanging by a tendon. Some skate beautifully, some decide to do the unexpected, unnecessary, and some act damn-near insane.

When it all comes down to it...there are 38lbs of Sterling Silver you need to lift above your head.

Depending on the team, those 38lbs might feel like 2 tons at first. But you can bet your ass when the time comes, and you've put your life on the line. Those 38lbs feel like picking up a Snack Pack.


Gold thread to first and foremost Primitive. You keep sponsoring me for the first half of the threads for no reason. Why? I don't know. I do my best to make everything awkward and make it worth it.

Silver to WhiskeySticks. Why you decided to spend the equivalent of a Bud Light at a strip club in Cameroon for me to continue my whatever it is I do to keep you bastards laughing is beyond me. Yet appreciated.

As for everyone else...My People. It's a damn shame we have to wait so long before we cross paths again. Our season doesn't start again for quite a while.

Hopefully the off-season gives us some crazy twists and turns. A nutty draft and free agency.

But I can bet my money for the win on two fronts...

1) Fark hockey fans are the best

2) LA will never live down the lack of booing of Bergman.

I love all of you, see ya in the NHL Draft thread, or if you have "Balls for Le Mans" tomorrow. Time to drink..... AGAIN.
2014-06-14 01:05:10 AM
1 votes:
FUNNIEST POST OF THE STANLEY CUP FINAL:

Some honorable mentions

Fochstockings 6/09 10:46:53 PM (4 votes)
fruitloop:
i171.photobucket.com
[Good night, Rangers.]

24.media.tumblr.com
Someone left a sheet on the bed.


Earguy 6/11 10:22:23 PM (4 votes)
mikaloyd: [I wonder what results a google image search for suck it apple would return]

macenstein.com


Images from the internet are a great source of humor. I have no idea what the living hell this one was about but it got a lot of FUNNY votes:

mikaloyd 6/04 10:40:28 PM (5 votes)
imgdonkey.com


And yet for the final award we must go to a text post and one of the best films of all time.

OtherLittleGuy 6/09 10:52:03 PM (5 votes)

harleyquinnical: [And this series has officially gone to the pain NSFW NSFW NSFW]

'So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness powerplay will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your ineffective offense, every woman who cries out, "Dear God, how did you miss that open net?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means the Kings leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.'


These playoffs have been inconceivable. Congratulations to fatalvenom, ds_4815, and OtherLittleGuy on winning the 2014 Conn Smiths Awards for Excellence in Posting.
2014-06-14 01:00:55 AM
1 votes:
FUNNIEST POST OF THE CONFERENCE PLAYOFFS:
Lots of legitimate contenders at 4 votes, and Claude Julien as the MGM Lion was touching. But here are the honorable mentions:

idesofmarch 5/01 12:51:03 AM (5 votes)
Oh, and way to go Sharks - choked so hard even David Carradine would cringe.

Man, San Jose. That was just goddamn pathetic.

sno man 5/22 09:59:46 PM (6 votes)
[REDACTED / Lando Lincoln / andychrist420 discuss the "2 minutes for hooking" pic and its "sucked your dick" photoshop]
abmoraz: [The original sign said "OL flashed us, that's why we're laughing"]

38.media.tumblr.com
Q&D

A great new touch on an old classic.

That guy on the bike 5/19 08:28:49 PM (6 votes)
soopey: [Tied. Therrien has such a punchable face. Someone should 'shop his head over Glass Joe from Mike Tyson's Punch Out.]
That guy on the bike: [was it here that someone had a funny shop of Julien's face on everyone in the pic? i saw it somewhere and lol'd my ass off]

nevermind i found it
i.imgur.com

Good god.

But the outright winner is...

ds_4815 5/18 04:03:05 PM (7 votes)
i.imgur.com
2014-06-14 12:59:57 AM
1 votes:

RminusQ: buckeyebrain: FightDirector: fatalvenom: It's like rooting for a pedo to chew through a tennis camp full of Sharapovas.

In fairnesss, given that option, *I'd* be going through them until old age and infirmity laid me low. shiat, my wife'd probably help.

Also, anybody got the badge counts?

I gave  RminusQ the list on Wednesday night.  20 people were in contention as of Game 4.

Oh, OK. With thanks to buckeyebrain, here is the list of 2014 Badge Eligible Farkers who posted in all 48 nightly threads:

2wolves
abmoraz
andychrist420
buckeyebrain
caira
craigzy
dietbubba
ds_4815
fatalvenom
FightDirector
Fochstockings
mikaloyd
MrJesus
Olympic Trolling Judge
Polish Hussar
Primitive Screwhead
Recoil Therapy
robertus
sno man
ytterbium

Please hold for the Conn Smiths Trophies.


reactiongifs.me
2014-06-14 12:59:14 AM
1 votes:
2 cups. 2 gold medals. Is Doughty gonna be a hall of famer?
2014-06-14 12:57:23 AM
1 votes:
The Conn Smiths Trophies [wink] are presented for the most valuable posts during the postseason. There will be three awards, for the Smartest post of the playoffs, the Funniest post of the pre-Final playoffs, and the Funniest post of the Final, as voted on by Fark users with the buttons. Ties are broken by me.

SMARTEST POST OF THE PLAYOFFS
First, some honorable mentions:

Johnny Texas 4/16 09:44:39 PM (best of a lot with 2 votes)
The one undisputed fact of bonus hockey is that it's much more enjoyable when your team isn't involved.

True facts.

Gunny Highway 6/01 11:18:50 PM (3 votes)
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
vs.
img2.wikia.nocookie.net

BOOKED.

I don't get it. [whisper whisper] OHHHH. Okay.

sn0wblind 5/03 03:35:48 PM (3 votes)
irishman4: [montreal really showed their french roots the last 8 minutes of that game. what a bunch of cowards]

as a Boston guy living in MTL, that is a stupid farking comment. Patrice and Marchand would agree.


And now the winner...

fatalvenom 5/29 11:35:15 PM (4 votes)
ontariolightning: [Congrats Rangers. You didn't earn your shot at the cup because you had to hurt the gold medal winning goalie to do it. And I will enjoy the upcoming 5 game series for the Stanley Cup.]

It's hockey. Stop.
Everyone hates when I quote you, but seriously...stop.
This is karma for the Bruins series. Yet, amazingly enough, the Canadiens will never change their game plan.
They will dive, they will embellish. It's only a matter of time before they are fined and suspended for a significant period of time.
And once that day arrives...every other fan of every other team will stand up and cheer.
No doubt.
This isn't a victory for America, or the rest of the world. This is a victory for hockey fans who don't want the greatest game in the world turned into some sub-par World Cup Soccer product.
Hockey fans are better than that. We all are, including you.

[wipes away a tear] Just beautiful.
2014-06-14 12:55:03 AM
1 votes:
Ok Hockey Farkers, I guess this is adieu.

37.media.tumblr.com

It's a shame hockey doesn't get a thread like WWE. It would be pretty cool not to have to wait till playoffs to hang and talk hockey.

Welp, Red Sox are a mess... Pats will be intresting this year(like allways), and I couldn't care less about Basketball.


CYa all around!
2014-06-14 12:54:04 AM
1 votes:

buckeyebrain: FightDirector: fatalvenom: It's like rooting for a pedo to chew through a tennis camp full of Sharapovas.

In fairnesss, given that option, *I'd* be going through them until old age and infirmity laid me low. shiat, my wife'd probably help.

Also, anybody got the badge counts?

I gave  RminusQ the list on Wednesday night.  20 people were in contention as of Game 4.


Oh, OK. With thanks to buckeyebrain, here is the list of 2014 Badge Eligible Farkers who posted in all 48 nightly threads:

2wolves
abmoraz
andychrist420
buckeyebrain
caira
craigzy
dietbubba
ds_4815
fatalvenom
FightDirector
Fochstockings
mikaloyd
MrJesus
Olympic Trolling Judge
Polish Hussar
Primitive Screwhead
Recoil Therapy
robertus
sno man
ytterbium


Please hold for the Conn Smiths Trophies.
2014-06-14 12:53:27 AM
1 votes:

sno man: for giggles, I checked my NHL bracket rank... 307503th  WOO HOO


Oh, good point>

congrats to Cutters034for winning the FARK Hockey Playoff Bracket.


/
I finished 15th. 
//I'll absolutely take that as a legit finish.
2014-06-14 12:49:57 AM
1 votes:
Are we getting the nhl draft and award show thread
2014-06-14 12:49:12 AM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: This is absolutely amazing to me. I've been watching the Kings since the 70's, and for all that time it was nothing but disappointment. Now, to have two titles in the past three years ... It's stunning.


We know that kind of pain in Chicago as well. Having a competitive team is a welcome change, isn't it?
2014-06-14 12:48:54 AM
1 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Congrats to the Kings and to the Rangers.

Thanks to all the HockeyFarkers who giving me a new drink - Goonjuice, and for an entertaining Playoffs.

Thanks to Earguy, harleyquinnical and Danger Avoid Death for the intermission breaks.

And kudos to my fellow Bruins fan, Primitive Screwhead.

Until next time...


i36.photobucket.com

To next season!
2014-06-14 12:48:00 AM
1 votes:
Happy hockey hibernation all.  See you next year
2014-06-14 12:47:41 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

I guess last season didn't count :)
2014-06-14 12:43:17 AM
1 votes:
I'm going to miss the hockey threads... looking forward to next season.

LET'S GO HAWKS! Bring the Cup back to Chicago next summer!
2014-06-14 12:38:48 AM
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com
2014-06-14 12:34:20 AM
1 votes:
LA FAILS.

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2014-06-14 12:33:47 AM
1 votes:
static.comicvine.com
2014-06-14 12:31:43 AM
1 votes:
Hahaha, Martinez' reaction is awesome.
2014-06-14 12:29:54 AM
1 votes:
i1182.photobucket.com

Congrats, Kings fans. The Cup...

i1182.photobucket.com

... is yours again. :-)
2014-06-14 12:29:18 AM
1 votes:
farm4.staticflickr.com
2014-06-14 12:29:12 AM
1 votes:
It's been entertaining as hell to watch the Cup Finals through all of you guys' comments.

Thanks!
2014-06-14 12:29:10 AM
1 votes:
i171.photobucket.com

Get ready for the post-game interviews.
2014-06-14 12:28:36 AM
1 votes:
Well, Kings fans, congratulations. Hell of a series.

Rangers fans - hold your heads high. Philly, Pittsburgh, and I will always love your win over the Habs.

Folks on the thread here, except one, it's been a pleasure!
2014-06-14 12:28:36 AM
1 votes:
farm3.staticflickr.com
farm6.staticflickr.com
farm4.staticflickr.com
2014-06-14 12:28:30 AM
1 votes:
Hey LA, if you don't boo Bettman again, you're the worst.
2014-06-14 12:28:23 AM
1 votes:
well, don't feel bad Henrik.. you did all you could considering your teammates couldn't figure out where the other zone was
2014-06-14 12:27:23 AM
1 votes:

WOW

2014-06-14 12:27:14 AM
1 votes:
Kingwin! Your stanley cup champs
2014-06-14 12:27:13 AM
1 votes:
GOAL!

KINGS GET THE CUP!
2014-06-14 12:27:00 AM
1 votes:
KINGS WIN! KINGS WIN!
2014-06-14 12:26:57 AM
1 votes:
i171.photobucket.com

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
2014-06-14 12:26:53 AM
1 votes:
Fark.  Kings win the Cup
2014-06-14 12:26:52 AM
1 votes:
KINGS TAKE IT!
2014-06-14 12:05:21 AM
1 votes:

vegaswench: Recoil Therapy: No more of this getting distracted by a child needing something & then the game starts up again.  Parenthood can wait a couple of minutes...

I am so glad my kids are grown up.  They know to make their own dinner on SCF nights.


It was more arranging a ride to her work in the (early) morning.  They've been cooking since 7ish & were checked out on pb&j by age 4.  Now as teenagers they are by FAR the best cooks among any of the circles of their friends*.

/*I had told my oldest (now 22) back when he was 13-14 or so that he really wanted to become a good cook (he was complaining about having to fix dinner once again).  I pointed out that once he was off at school/out on his own that a very nice homecooked meal will work wonders on homesick members of the opposite sex.  He pulled me aside the last time he was home (over Christmas) & told me that that was the best & most rewarding bit of advice I ever gave him.  Soon after he left to return to his home his younger brother (still living here) suddenly became very interested in improving his cooking skills.  I think they had a talk.
//I always laugh when his gf posts something on fb about what a wonderful dinner he made the night before....
2014-06-13 11:54:52 PM
1 votes:
Useless stats:

20th game of a Final to go 2OT.
Five Cups have been clinched in 2OT or later.
Only the fourth Final to have two 2OT games (1931, 1934, 2000).
I think we have tied 1931, 2000, and 2013 for the most overtime periods (five). Maybe others in that mix.
2014-06-13 11:10:02 PM
1 votes:
Here's hoping...

img.fark.net
2014-06-13 10:49:50 PM
1 votes:
Seriously.. you would think Coors Light would want to -avoid- all the comparisons to water..
2014-06-13 10:48:33 PM
1 votes:
I want you all to know that no matter who wins tonight its been another wonderful entertaining and fun playoffs watching with youse dorks:-) We are FARKhockeysports!
2014-06-13 09:28:50 PM
1 votes:

almandot: BOOOOOO BOOO ref BOOOOOOO

/I think it stayed in i just wanna boo for something =D


i1348.photobucket.com
2014-06-13 08:01:58 PM
1 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net
2014-06-13 12:50:55 PM
1 votes:
scontent-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net
 
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