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(The Hockey News)   There is only one game five, there are many like it, but this one is ours. Just what do you think you're doing, (at 8ET) Dave? Maybe a bit of the old ultra violence   (thehockeynews.com) divider line 1619
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2014-06-14 04:10:33 AM  

Polish Hussar: RminusQ: Oh, OK. With thanks to buckeyebrain, here is the list of 2014 Badge Eligible Farkers who posted in all 48 nightly threads:

2wolves
abmoraz
andychrist420
buckeyebrain
caira
craigzy
dietbubba
ds_4815
fatalvenom
FightDirector
Fochstockings
mikaloyd
MrJesus
Olympic Trolling Judge
Polish Hussar
Primitive Screwhead
Recoil Therapy
robertus
sno man
ytterbium

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If there is some sort of limitation on the badges, i freely volunteer to give mine up because I didn't actively participate in every thread.  There were a few where I put in a comment of "Just posting to keep me badge eligible because I'm going to/coming from watching the game at the bar.

RminusQ: sno man 5/22 09:59:46 PM (6 votes)
[REDACTED / Lando Lincoln / andychrist420 discuss the "2 minutes for hooking" pic and its "sucked your dick" photoshop]
abmoraz: [The original sign said "OL flashed us, that's why we're laughing"]


I take no credit.  That slogan to replace the sign was (I believe) the last thing I directed at REDACTED before I ignored him.  Sno Man did all the work to photoshop it.

MrJesus: Glad i met you.  We had a common goal in round 1.  I begrudgingly tolerated you in round 2, and in rounds 3 and the finals, we were back on the same path.  You are a good human.  Stay that way.

Earguy and Danger Avoid Death: thank you for your service.  You post the type of girls I want to stare at and imagine doing things that only Prince would sing about (or the Mentors or the Dwarves).
 

harleyquinnical: Thank you for posting the types of girls I'd actually want to spend time with.  You are a goddess among heathens.  If you ever need help getting the same satisfaction you provided all us, hit me up.  I'll send yo some "D" batteries. (What? You thought I'd offer myself?  Woman deserves better than that.  She spends enough time being disappointed in life.  I don't need to add to it.)

fatalvenom: for a Bostonflordianite, you ain't half bad :)

RminusQ and buckeybrain: glad I could help with the badge computation.  Just remember: Any webpage you display on your browser is on your machine.  You can do anything you want to it (that's how AdBlockers and NoScript work).  If you ever need help in the future pulling data from a page, hit me up.  It's what I do for a living.  Email me at my username at gmail.

mikaloyd and 2wolves: I'm pretty sure we met at a fark party in Pitt years ago.  At least one of you.  Anyways, next year.  Go PENS!

Andychrist: To the only person in these threads that conceivably has more internal organ damage than me.  I'm recovering and able to finally walk a full mile for the first time in years.  If I can do it, so can you, buddy (pal? guy?).  I've been told by all my doctors that a positive attitude is one of the most important things to getting better.  Well... fark them.  i'm too bitter and angry to let something like liver failure and other internal organ damage kill me!  Nothing short of death by asian hookers or a bolt of lightning from god himself is taking my ass down!  I hope (if nothing else) that the same is true for you.

<redacted>: eat a bowl of dicks

To anyone else I missed: Sorry.  I no drink well after thinking.  I'll might revisit the thread tomorrow (through hungover eyes, rather than drunken ones) and add a few more thank-yous.

See yins all in October!
 
2014-06-14 04:14:49 AM  
geom_00: sorry, forgot you as one of the Pitt farkers.  (soo drunk.  Met a bunch of canadian bikers touring the east coast who stopped at my little hole-in-the-wall bar tonight and bought them shots during OT.  Good guys. Had a good tim,e.  Got a few college girls to flash them. Good times, good times)
 
2014-06-14 04:21:48 AM  

abmoraz: Earguy and Danger Avoid Death: thank you for your service. You post the type of girls I want to stare at and imagine doing things that only Prince would sing about (or the Mentors or the Dwarves).


If you hadn't shared the live feed link of the Kings/Sharks from your friends in PA the night my NBCSN cable feed crashed, I never would have stuck around to post in that first hockey thread, never would have had the fun that I've had these past few weeks sharing these real-time hockey experiences with people from all over North America, from all walks of life. I'm truly grateful to you.
 
2014-06-14 04:28:22 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: abmoraz: Earguy and Danger Avoid Death: thank you for your service. You post the type of girls I want to stare at and imagine doing things that only Prince would sing about (or the Mentors or the Dwarves).

If you hadn't shared the live feed link of the Kings/Sharks from your friends in PA the night my NBCSN cable feed crashed, I never would have stuck around to post in that first hockey thread, never would have had the fun that I've had these past few weeks sharing these real-time hockey experiences with people from all over North America, from all walks of life. I'm truly grateful to you.


Any time.  I don't broadcast that feed, but that's my server.  I host that site.  I post to these threads on the same server you watched that game :)  The people putting up the feeds are from all over the continent (one from Pitt, another from Vancouver, another from Chicago, myself in central PA, a guy in buffalo, a lady in Wisconsin, and one from South Carolina).
 
2014-06-14 05:46:55 AM  
Well, I wake up and see the Kings won.  It's been a fun post-season, see you in threads for baseball playoffs, NFL, Olympics, you name it, if I can I'll poke in my head.   Thanks for all the laughs!
 
2014-06-14 06:17:25 AM  

johne3819: Good job Kings!  As a Blackhawks fan, I gotta say: The grit and determination you guys showed was pretty incredible.  Puck skills were very sharp and fore-checking was outstanding.  For most of the later playoffs (when I was watching) you dominated.  I hope we meet again next year with different results.


Heh, we've been trading punches the last couple seasons.  Both of our teams have very strong, fairly young cores that are signed up for the next couple seasons at least, and are well managed by their respective GMs.  Kings vs. Hawks is gonna be a tough rivalry for a long time to come, I think.
 
2014-06-14 07:33:06 AM  

Polish Hussar: The last montage from Hockey Night in Canada as we knew it.  Your 2014 Stanley Cup Playoffs closing montage: Queen - "The Show Must Go On"

Polish Hussar: And because why not, Hockey Night in Canada's season ending credits.


YAY!

fatalvenom: Gold thread to first and foremost Primitive. You keep sponsoring me for the first half of the threads for no reason. Why? I don't know. I do my best to make everything awkward and make it worth it.


submarina.com.ua

To next season! May the Bruins go all the way.


mltours.com

And a hearty toast to The Hockey Farkers.
Thank You for all the laughs and links.
What the hell am I going to with all my free time now?
 
2014-06-14 07:59:49 AM  

mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 370x380]


I added a few things.
What do you think?

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2014-06-14 08:36:13 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 370x380]

I added a few things.
What do you think?

[img.fark.net image 370x380]


I heartily approve. Can I get a second?
 
2014-06-14 09:24:37 AM  

mikaloyd: Primitive Screwhead: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 370x380]

I added a few things.
What do you think?

[img.fark.net image 370x380]

I heartily approve. Can I get a second?


www.motivationals.org
 
2014-06-14 09:53:38 AM  

MrJesus: mikaloyd: Primitive Screwhead: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 370x380]

I added a few things.
What do you think?

[img.fark.net image 370x380]

I heartily approve. Can I get a second?

[www.motivationals.org image 345x381]


wegeekgirls.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-14 10:23:19 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: Polish Hussar: Danger Avoid Death: Gawdzila: Hahaha, how awesome is this

[31.media.tumblr.com image 576x1024]

Clifford you were a monster this game!

Is that his baby, or did it come with The Cup?

That's his son, the little guy was born after Game 1 against the Sharks.  Seeing that picture, I can't help but think of all the babies that have pooped in the Cup.

If that kid grows up to be a hockey player, that pic is going to be priceless. As it is, it's too precious for words. Thanks for sharing that.


That kid will never win a Cup. His dad jinxed it.

/late shoutout to fatalvenom and the rest of the Bruins faithful
 
2014-06-14 11:15:52 AM  
Wow...I got balls to the wall drunk last night.

I think I started pouring 60/40 vodka during the 3rd period.

You guys and gals have a good summer. Hopefully I'll see you in a thread for a Marchand trade.

I'm going to watch Le Mans.

Peace.
 
2014-06-14 11:46:31 AM  

FightDirector: sno man: for giggles, I checked my NHL bracket rank... 307503th  WOO HOO

Oh, good point>

congrats to Cutters034for winning the FARK Hockey Playoff Bracket.


/I finished 15th.
//I'll absolutely take that as a legit finish.


Thanks! Go Kings!
 
2014-06-14 12:05:56 PM  
The playoff are over.  Now I'm just an alcoholic.  Thanks for all the entertainment.  I'll keep the mastadon pics handy for next year.  Hopefully we get draft day and awards show threads.  Otherwise, I'll see you Farkers next April.

/as is tradition
//as is tradition.
///Sharks in 6
 
2014-06-14 01:39:13 PM  
Just putting it out there again: should FarkCon happen this fall in Chicago, I will be organizing a Wolves hockey, booze and gambling outing.

First round for everyone is on me.
 
2014-06-14 07:57:24 PM  

robertus: MrJesus: mikaloyd: Primitive Screwhead: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 370x380]

I added a few things.
What do you think?

[img.fark.net image 370x380]

I heartily approve. Can I get a second?

[www.motivationals.org image 345x381]

[wegeekgirls.files.wordpress.com image 615x434]


cathandlingwriter.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-14 11:28:01 PM  

ytterbium: Just putting it out there again: should FarkCon happen this fall in Chicago, I will be organizing a Wolves hockey, booze and gambling outing.

First round for everyone is on me.


I'll do my best to take you up on that offer.  Fair warning, I love Booker's
 
2014-06-15 01:42:41 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: robertus: MrJesus: mikaloyd: Primitive Screwhead: mikaloyd: [i.imgur.com image 370x380]

I added a few things.
What do you think?

[img.fark.net image 370x380]

I heartily approve. Can I get a second?

[www.motivationals.org image 345x381]

[wegeekgirls.files.wordpress.com image 615x434]

[cathandlingwriter.files.wordpress.com image 425x334]


i1082.photobucket.com
 
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