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(The Hockey News)   There is only one game five, there are many like it, but this one is ours. Just what do you think you're doing, (at 8ET) Dave? Maybe a bit of the old ultra violence   ( thehockeynews.com) divider line
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2014-06-13 10:47:27 PM  

almandot: What'd I miss? you have to run a marathon tonight or something?


It's amazing how exhausting it is to cook 21 lbs. of burgers and and smoke 30 lbs. of chicken over the course of 8 hours.
 
2014-06-13 10:47:44 PM  
Girardi-like turnover detected.
 
2014-06-13 10:47:53 PM  
henrik had not the slightest chance at that one
 
2014-06-13 10:47:55 PM  
F'n Girardi needs a black jersey
 
2014-06-13 10:48:05 PM  
OMG the Kings need a seminar on puck passing.

And yet they still keep getting shots at this.
 
2014-06-13 10:48:06 PM  
AAAAAHHHH!!!  Damnit!  One of these has to go in!
 
2014-06-13 10:48:20 PM  
i171.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-13 10:48:23 PM  
Did someone replace the FoxTrax puck with a magnet for the Kings sticks? Jaysus.
 
2014-06-13 10:48:30 PM  
(i take it back, i thought he just skied it over the crossbar)
 
2014-06-13 10:48:33 PM  
I want you all to know that no matter who wins tonight its been another wonderful entertaining and fun playoffs watching with youse dorks:-) We are FARKhockeysports!
 
2014-06-13 10:48:38 PM  
Henrik got a piece of that one - that would have gone on
 
2014-06-13 10:48:40 PM  
What is that.. 3 turnovers by Girardi in one series?
 
2014-06-13 10:48:49 PM  

Gawdzila: AAAAAHHHH!!!  Damnit!  One of these has to go in!


...she said at the sex shop.
 
2014-06-13 10:48:52 PM  
dat momentum
 
2014-06-13 10:49:02 PM  
Henrik cussin out Hagelin
 
2014-06-13 10:49:06 PM  
Commercial.

NSFW   NSFW      NSFW      NSFW
 
2014-06-13 10:49:38 PM  

MrJesus: What is that.. 3 turnovers by Girardi in one series?

Game
 
2014-06-13 10:49:39 PM  

MrJesus: What is that.. 3 turnovers by Girardi in one series?


change series to game and you'd be right.
 
2014-06-13 10:49:45 PM  

harleyquinnical: almandot: What'd I miss? you have to run a marathon tonight or something?

It's amazing how exhausting it is to cook 21 lbs. of burgers and and smoke 30 lbs. of chicken over the course of 8 hours.


Prep and line cook, so I understand.

I'm still craving a cheeseburger though.... wanna help out?
 
2014-06-13 10:49:47 PM  
Y'know, if those Coors divers were that close to the explosive charges that they detonated, there should have been nothing left of them but a red haze of blood and guts.
 
2014-06-13 10:49:50 PM  
Seriously.. you would think Coors Light would want to -avoid- all the comparisons to water..
 
2014-06-13 10:50:21 PM  

harleyquinnical: almandot: What'd I miss? you have to run a marathon tonight or something?

It's amazing how exhausting it is to cook 21 lbs. of burgers and and smoke 30 lbs. of chicken over the course of 8 hours.


Sounds like a good meal. I'll take two =D
 
2014-06-13 10:50:38 PM  

mikaloyd: I want you all to know that no matter who wins tonight its been another wonderful entertaining and fun playoffs watching with youse dorks:-) We are FARKhockeysports!


And to think...if I hadn't decided to go meet my LDSO in person, I would have been in all the playoff threads, but I thought it impolite to hang on Fark hockey threads while spending time with her and her family.
 
2014-06-13 10:50:45 PM  

mikaloyd: I want you all to know that no matter who wins tonight its been another wonderful entertaining and fun playoffs watching with youse dorks:-) We are FARKhockeysports!


i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-06-13 10:50:51 PM  
Aww, I like the Enterprise goalie.
 
2014-06-13 10:51:02 PM  

The Bestest: Seriously.. you would think Coors Light would want to -avoid- all the comparisons to water..


IKNOW! water is waaaay better
 
2014-06-13 10:51:25 PM  

Fubegra: Y'know, if those Coors divers were that close to the explosive charges that they detonated, there should have been nothing left of them but a red haze of blood and guts.


Has this comparison been addressed?

homerize.com
 
2014-06-13 10:51:29 PM  
Damn. This is killing me.

www.sanbornmediafactory.com
 
2014-06-13 10:51:31 PM  
CBC announcers: Usually in these situations, nothing short of homicide draws a penalty.
 
2014-06-13 10:51:54 PM  

mikaloyd: The Bestest: Seriously.. you would think Coors Light would want to -avoid- all the comparisons to water..

IKNOW! water is waaaay better


Water sucks. Gatorade is better. Not only does it taste better, but it hydrates better too.
 
2014-06-13 10:52:34 PM  
Quick says no!

And then the refs say no and offsides! :P
 
2014-06-13 10:52:46 PM  

harleyquinnical: mikaloyd: I want you all to know that no matter who wins tonight its been another wonderful entertaining and fun playoffs watching with youse dorks:-) We are FARKhockeysports!

And to think...if I hadn't decided to go meet my LDSO in person, I would have been in all the playoff threads, but I thought it impolite to hang on Fark hockey threads while spending time with her and her family.


ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
 
2014-06-13 10:52:53 PM  
I'm gonna go ahead and call it. This game is not going to OT.
 
2014-06-13 10:52:57 PM  

farkinglizardking: Water sucks. Gatorade is better. Not only does it taste better, but it hydrates better too.


Gaaaaaaaaaaatoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaade...
 
2014-06-13 10:52:59 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Damn. This is killing me.

[www.sanbornmediafactory.com image 440x248]


^that
 
2014-06-13 10:53:29 PM  

farkinglizardking: mikaloyd: The Bestest: Seriously.. you would think Coors Light would want to -avoid- all the comparisons to water..

IKNOW! water is waaaay better

Water sucks. Gatorade is better. Not only does it taste better, but it hydrates better too.


Yo'h drinkin' th' wrong watah.
 
2014-06-13 10:53:39 PM  

The Bestest: farkinglizardking: Water sucks. Gatorade is better. Not only does it taste better, but it hydrates better too.

Gaaaaaaaaaaatoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaade...


Water sucks, it really really sucks. Water sucks....
 
2014-06-13 10:53:40 PM  

abmoraz: CBC announcers: Usually in these situations, nothing short of homicide draws a penalty.


Boarding in the first degree?
 
2014-06-13 10:53:42 PM  

ytterbium: Aww, I like the Enterprise goalie.


Data was a fantastic goalie, wasn't he.  Hell of a centerman too, but it's understandable that they made him switch positions after the 3rd puck went through the bulkhead.
 
2014-06-13 10:53:51 PM  

farkinglizardking: mikaloyd: The Bestest: Seriously.. you would think Coors Light would want to -avoid- all the comparisons to water..

IKNOW! water is waaaay better

Water sucks. Gatorade is better. Not only does it taste better, but it hydrates better too.


H2O!
 
2014-06-13 10:54:19 PM  
i.lv3.hbo.com

Overtime is coming.
 
2014-06-13 10:54:23 PM  

farkinglizardking: mikaloyd: The Bestest: Seriously.. you would think Coors Light would want to -avoid- all the comparisons to water..

IKNOW! water is waaaay better

Water sucks. Gatorade is better. Not only does it taste better, but it hydrates better too.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-13 10:55:04 PM  

frestcrallen: [i.lv3.hbo.com image 650x378]

Overtime is coming.


QUIET, YOU!!!
 
2014-06-13 10:55:28 PM  

mikaloyd: I want you all to know that no matter who wins tonight its been another wonderful entertaining and fun playoffs watching with youse dorks:-) We are FARKhockeysports!


Raises beer to you and the rest of the hockey farkers. It's been a blast!
 
2014-06-13 10:55:31 PM  
2 minute warning
 
2014-06-13 10:55:38 PM  
"From a 2 it now goes to a " DIAF Doc Emrick
 
2014-06-13 10:55:46 PM  

farkinglizardking: The Bestest: farkinglizardking: Water sucks. Gatorade is better. Not only does it taste better, but it hydrates better too.

Gaaaaaaaaaaatoraaaaaaaaaaaaaaade...

Water sucks, it really really sucks. Water sucks....


Which brings me to my next point. Don't smoke crack.
 
2014-06-13 10:56:03 PM  
I don't know if I have enough bourbon to last through overtime. And all the stores near me are closed.
 
2014-06-13 10:56:04 PM  
Next goal wins
 
2014-06-13 10:56:12 PM  
Hey rink announcer!  How much time's left?
 
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