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(The Hockey News)   There is only one game five, there are many like it, but this one is ours. Just what do you think you're doing, (at 8ET) Dave? Maybe a bit of the old ultra violence   (thehockeynews.com ) divider line
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2014-06-13 10:17:15 PM  
Drop that puck!
 
2014-06-13 10:17:17 PM  

almandot: Angels game is being broadcast tonight too, down 1-4 when I switched to it and Trout and Pujols back to back some got shots and it's 3-4 =D


Yankees-A's just started and Yankees are already up 2-0 and the top of the 1st just ended. Still, Phelps is pitching, so I expect the A's to score like.. 14
 
2014-06-13 10:17:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-06-13 10:17:45 PM  

GitOffaMyLawn: Kings aren't down by 2 yet. I expect a sleepwalking 3rd and a Monday night game.

/ hope I'm wrong
// but watching from a topless club makes it OK


Not that a topless club is any great shakes, but good god, why are you spending your titty bar time on Fark?
 
2014-06-13 10:18:21 PM  

Polish Hussar: [img.fark.net image 400x217]


There's gotta be at least $7 of change in here!!!
 
2014-06-13 10:18:23 PM  
Man poor Howie Kendrick just isn't getting anything done for the Angels when I'm watching.
 
2014-06-13 10:18:28 PM  
inter-farking-ference
 
2014-06-13 10:19:11 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-13 10:19:16 PM  

The Bestest: almandot: Angels game is being broadcast tonight too, down 1-4 when I switched to it and Trout and Pujols back to back some got shots and it's 3-4 =D

Yankees-A's just started and Yankees are already up 2-0 and the top of the 1st just ended. Still, Phelps is pitching, so I expect the A's to score like.. 14


And Cespedes to throw out 3 at the plate/
 
2014-06-13 10:20:01 PM  
Nice steal shame they couldn't get it.
 
2014-06-13 10:20:45 PM  

andychrist420: The Bestest: almandot: Angels game is being broadcast tonight too, down 1-4 when I switched to it and Trout and Pujols back to back some got shots and it's 3-4 =D

Yankees-A's just started and Yankees are already up 2-0 and the top of the 1st just ended. Still, Phelps is pitching, so I expect the A's to score like.. 14

And Cespedes to throw out 3 at the plate/


I'm a Rays fan. I can't watch any more baseball. I"m so glad I have the World Cup to distract me from our atrocious season.

Went to the game last Saturday just because Weezer played after the game.
The Rays lost.
 
2014-06-13 10:20:59 PM  

andychrist420: And Cespedes to throw out 3 at the plate/


He has a sister, Nopenis Cespedes.
 
2014-06-13 10:21:08 PM  
really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.
 
2014-06-13 10:21:24 PM  

farkinglizardking: andychrist420: The Bestest: almandot: Angels game is being broadcast tonight too, down 1-4 when I switched to it and Trout and Pujols back to back some got shots and it's 3-4 =D

Yankees-A's just started and Yankees are already up 2-0 and the top of the 1st just ended. Still, Phelps is pitching, so I expect the A's to score like.. 14

And Cespedes to throw out 3 at the plate/

I'm a Rays fan. I can't watch any more baseball. I"m so glad I have the World Cup to distract me from our atrocious season.

Went to the game last Saturday just because Weezer played after the game.
The Rays lost.


stupid rays broke my wife's streak last season. Whenever I brought her to an Angels game(or Kings for that matter), they won.
 
2014-06-13 10:21:52 PM  

RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.


Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.
 
2014-06-13 10:22:27 PM  
The Rangers understand that there's another zone this game can be played in, right?
 
2014-06-13 10:22:40 PM  
Come on Rangers.  We need one more insurance goal.  Wouldn't want any investors thinking this isn't going to Game 7!
 
2014-06-13 10:22:43 PM  
Every time Pierre says something he seems like Doc and Eddie's drunken third-wheel friend.
 
2014-06-13 10:22:52 PM  

almandot: farkinglizardking: andychrist420: The Bestest: almandot: Angels game is being broadcast tonight too, down 1-4 when I switched to it and Trout and Pujols back to back some got shots and it's 3-4 =D

Yankees-A's just started and Yankees are already up 2-0 and the top of the 1st just ended. Still, Phelps is pitching, so I expect the A's to score like.. 14

And Cespedes to throw out 3 at the plate/

I'm a Rays fan. I can't watch any more baseball. I"m so glad I have the World Cup to distract me from our atrocious season.

Went to the game last Saturday just because Weezer played after the game.
The Rays lost.

stupid rays broke my wife's streak last season. Whenever I brought her to an Angels game(or Kings for that matter), they won.


Take her again this year and they'll win. Seriously. We've got the worst record in baseball.
 
2014-06-13 10:23:00 PM  

RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.


*cough*theblogofprogress.com*cough*
 
2014-06-13 10:23:56 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: andychrist420: And Cespedes to throw out 3 at the plate/

He has a sister, Nopenis Cespedes.


Obviously.  He's not from Thailand
 
2014-06-13 10:24:09 PM  

Fochstockings: RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.

Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.


Or a beat-up black and white Plymouth Gran Fury.
 
2014-06-13 10:25:43 PM  

buckeyebrain: GitOffaMyLawn: Kings aren't down by 2 yet. I expect a sleepwalking 3rd and a Monday night game.

/ hope I'm wrong
// but watching from a topless club makes it OK

Not that a topless club is any great shakes, but good god, why are you spending your titty bar time on Fark?


Favorite dancers are busy with other PLs.

/ cheaper that way though
 
2014-06-13 10:26:21 PM  

Fubegra: Fochstockings: RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.

Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.

Or a beat-up black and white Plymouth Gran Fury.


Maybe the Nazi station wagon.

/I hate Illinois Nazis
 
2014-06-13 10:27:06 PM  

Fubegra: Fochstockings: RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.

Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.

Or a beat-up black and white Plymouth Gran Fury.


CBC said the cup is in the house... interesting.
 
2014-06-13 10:27:28 PM  
Commercial.

NSFW     NSFW     NSFW     NSFW
 
2014-06-13 10:27:37 PM  
... keyster.
 
2014-06-13 10:27:53 PM  
Oh, some random record-breaking facts:
This is the 93rd playoff game of 2014, which breaks the record from 1991.
Either the Kings or the Rangers will break the record for most games played by a Cup champion (or, if you prefer, worst record by a Cup champion), currently held by the 2011 Bruins and 2006 Hurricanes at 25 games (16-9).
If they don't win tonight, the Kings will break the overall record for most playoff games, currently held by the 2004 Flames and 1987 Flyers, who both went 15-11.
 
2014-06-13 10:28:28 PM  

farkinglizardking: Fubegra: Fochstockings: RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.

Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.

Or a beat-up black and white Plymouth Gran Fury.

Maybe the Nazi station wagon.

/I hate Illinois Nazis


It is my belief that the Cup Keepers are banging top shelf snatch basically right up until it's time to open the crate on camera.
 
2014-06-13 10:28:41 PM  

farkinglizardking: Fubegra: Fochstockings: RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.

Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.

Or a beat-up black and white Plymouth Gran Fury.

Maybe the Nazi station wagon.

/I hate Illinois Nazis


You're not alone.
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-13 10:28:47 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Commercial.

NSFW     NSFW     NSFW     NSFW


All of them
 
2014-06-13 10:29:30 PM  
And I'm trying to break the record for most consecutive hours spent with my ass in my easy chair, watching sports and not grading the tests I promised my students would be posted online by tomorrow.
 
2014-06-13 10:29:38 PM  

abmoraz: Fubegra: Fochstockings: RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.

Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.

Or a beat-up black and white Plymouth Gran Fury.

CBC said the cup is in the house... interesting.


forgottenadvertisements.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-06-13 10:30:35 PM  

buckeyebrain: abmoraz: Fubegra: Fochstockings: RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.

Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.

Or a beat-up black and white Plymouth Gran Fury.

CBC said the cup is in the house... interesting.

[forgottenadvertisements.files.wordpress.com image 497x356]


Do be do be doo
 
2014-06-13 10:30:56 PM  
WHY YOU NO TIE THE GAME
 
2014-06-13 10:31:02 PM  
Well, I was excited to see the Rangers take the lead in Game 1, didn't watch the rest of the game and was disappointed to see them lose. Happy to see them take the lead in Game 2, wasn't surprised they lost. Surprised they got shutout in Game 3. Not surprised they won Game 4.

The way I see it, the Kings took them lightly at first, then realized they needed to get it together. For game 2 they figured they had gotten it together, gave up the first goal, got it together and won. Game 3 they KNEW they needed to play hard, smoked the Rags. Game 4, let up a bit + Rags desperation.

So far I like what I see in Game 5. LA is clearly superior, but the Rags are giving them everything they got. Hope the Rags can pull this one out.

 And I had typed that by an absolutely brilliant SH play to fight for the puck and get it to Boyle who brings it around the defense for an absolute sniper shot.
 
2014-06-13 10:31:04 PM  
COME ON!
 
2014-06-13 10:31:09 PM  
How did that not go in
 
2014-06-13 10:31:12 PM  

RminusQ: And I'm trying to break the record for most consecutive hours spent with my ass in my easy chair, watching sports and not grading the tests I promised my students would be posted online by tomorrow.


Do you have access to a stairwell?
 
2014-06-13 10:31:15 PM  
WTF how was there no goal there
 
2014-06-13 10:31:20 PM  
LUNDQVIST
 
2014-06-13 10:31:21 PM  
Holy crap! What a set of saves.
 
2014-06-13 10:31:25 PM  

RminusQ: And I'm trying to break the record for most consecutive hours spent with my ass in my easy chair, watching sports and not grading the tests I promised my students would be posted online by tomorrow.


One of life's most important lessons is how to deal with disappointment.
 
2014-06-13 10:31:35 PM  
Uh yeah, The (singular) King needs the Conn Smythe...
 
2014-06-13 10:31:53 PM  
BAH GAWD KINGS...those fans have families!
 
2014-06-13 10:32:02 PM  

buckeyebrain: abmoraz: Fubegra: Fochstockings: RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.

Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.

Or a beat-up black and white Plymouth Gran Fury.

CBC said the cup is in the house... interesting.

[forgottenadvertisements.files.wordpress.com image 497x356]


Were airline seats ever really that big?
 
2014-06-13 10:32:09 PM  

RminusQ: WHY YOU NO TIE THE GAME


'CUZ HENRIK!

/and bounces. lots o bounces
 
2014-06-13 10:32:09 PM  
Make sure to brush that ice on the goal line while the net's dislodged Ref =PP
 
2014-06-13 10:32:54 PM  
DEAR GOD get in!!! Frustrating =P
 
2014-06-13 10:33:05 PM  

Savoir-Faire: buckeyebrain: abmoraz: Fubegra: Fochstockings: RminusQ: really? the cup's not in the house? didn't we learn last year that'd be kind of dangerous. I mean, we went from "Bruins are winning, looks like Game 7" to "Here comes the Cup onto the ice" in eleven minutes flat which still amazes me.

Have to believe it's in the back of a suburban in the parking garage or something.

Or a beat-up black and white Plymouth Gran Fury.

CBC said the cup is in the house... interesting.

[forgottenadvertisements.files.wordpress.com image 497x356]

Were airline seats ever really that big?


I've been in first class a couple of times.  Nice and comfy.
 
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