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(The Hockey News)   There is only one game five, there are many like it, but this one is ours. Just what do you think you're doing, (at 8ET) Dave? Maybe a bit of the old ultra violence   (thehockeynews.com) divider line 1619
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2014-06-13 09:30:35 PM
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2014-06-13 09:31:06 PM

cat4racer: They're booing Brettman...


They're saying "Booo-ettman".
 
2014-06-13 09:31:13 PM
They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?
 
2014-06-13 09:31:27 PM

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#1 Seems like there's something unnecessary included. Not sure what.
 
2014-06-13 09:31:28 PM

The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?


$$$$
 
2014-06-13 09:31:57 PM

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#1...is that Kate Beckinsale?
 
2014-06-13 09:31:58 PM

Killer Cars: Kyle Clifford almost dangled his way into a partial breakaway. I don't understand what I'm watching anymore.


LOL, that was certainly unexpected.
I like him a lot as a hard working/hitting bottom 6 player, but "fancy" stick work is not something I've seen him do much, if ever.
 
2014-06-13 09:32:02 PM

OtherLittleGuy: cat4racer: They're booing Brettman...

They're saying "Booo-ettman".


I was saying Boo-ettman...
 
2014-06-13 09:32:14 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Kyle Clifford copped my clean copper clappers kept in my closet.


Oddly enough, when I look at Darryl Sutter, that just seems like something he would say while addressing his team during intermission, before trailing off and asking what's for dinner.
 
2014-06-13 09:32:21 PM
If they keep playing like this, the Rangers are on borrowed time.
 
2014-06-13 09:32:24 PM
F'n girardi. geez
 
2014-06-13 09:32:27 PM
That's not a very effective chastity belt.
 
2014-06-13 09:32:46 PM
Thought there'd be a penalty looked like the Kings guy slashed his stick across the goalie's chest =P
 
2014-06-13 09:32:54 PM
I'm taking a breather at the moment.  I get the feeling I won't be finished with the burgers before this game (and series by the look of it) end.
 
2014-06-13 09:33:06 PM

Fochstockings: The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?

$$$$


See: Wayme's Wotld 2
 
2014-06-13 09:33:21 PM

The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?


They didn't want to make a sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuaua?
 
2014-06-13 09:33:26 PM

cat4racer: That's not a very effective chastity belt.


It's working with you.
 
2014-06-13 09:33:27 PM

cat4racer: That's not a very effective chastity belt.


Call the locksmith!
 
2014-06-13 09:33:54 PM
Ok, so apparently Steven Stamkos is wearing Kyle Clifford's jersey tonight.
 
2014-06-13 09:33:56 PM
Man, Cliffy is having himself a game!!
 
2014-06-13 09:34:19 PM
Game of Thrones theme on the organ. Free HBO weekend for me. Will be catching up after the game.
 
2014-06-13 09:34:48 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Game of Thrones theme on the organ. Free HBO weekend for me. Will be catching up after the game.


Which provider?
 
2014-06-13 09:34:54 PM

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2014-06-13 09:34:56 PM

Gawdzila: The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?

They didn't want to make a sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuaua?



I have some news for you.
 
2014-06-13 09:35:26 PM
Lundqvist deserves the Conn Smythe regardless of outcome.
 
2014-06-13 09:35:47 PM

Gawdzila: The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?

They didn't want to make a sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuaua?


www.orlandofamilymagazine.com

i61.tinypic.com
 
2014-06-13 09:36:05 PM
Hey all, just got off work and poured the first bourbon of the night.

Hockey time!
 
2014-06-13 09:36:13 PM
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2014-06-13 09:36:35 PM

Pin Fiften Clob: Gawdzila: The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?

They didn't want to make a sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuaua?


I have some news for you.


Oh s**t, did they do that already?  I must have blocked it from my memory.
 
2014-06-13 09:36:48 PM

Gawdzila: The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?

They didn't want to make a sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuaua?


And Baby Geniuses.
 
2014-06-13 09:37:10 PM
...why are Penner and Kesler in the thread's tags? o_0
 
2014-06-13 09:37:13 PM

almandot: Gawdzila: The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?

They didn't want to make a sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuaua?

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Goddamnit, LOL.
Was it straight-to-disc?
 
2014-06-13 09:37:40 PM

Pin Fiften Clob: Gawdzila: The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?

They didn't want to make a *SECOND* sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuaua?


I have some news for you.


Fixt.
 
2014-06-13 09:38:10 PM

almandot: Gawdzila: The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?

They didn't want to make a sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuaua?

[www.orlandofamilymagazine.com image 397x500]

[i61.tinypic.com image 259x319]


An Air Bud crossover isn't too far behind.
________________________

I put on The Fox & The Hound on for my daughter yesterday.
MOST DEPRESSING MOVIE EVER!!!
 
2014-06-13 09:38:10 PM

Fochstockings: Lundqvist deserves the Conn Smythe regardless of outcome.


Dont'cha mean the snow pile behind him.... Shoulda been a sweep 48hrs ago...

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2014-06-13 09:38:26 PM

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Dita?
 
2014-06-13 09:38:32 PM
okay not fixt.
 
2014-06-13 09:38:33 PM
So the score hasn't changed from the one goal by the Kings, eh?  Not sure whether I want to invoke the comeback spirit of St. Bernardus for this game.
 
2014-06-13 09:39:01 PM
More bouncy bouncy.
 
2014-06-13 09:39:32 PM

harleyquinnical: So the score hasn't changed from the one goal by the Kings, eh?  Not sure whether I want to invoke the comeback spirit of St. Bernardus for this game.


Do you want to see more hockey?
 
2014-06-13 09:39:33 PM

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Dita?


Sure looks that way...thank God...
 
2014-06-13 09:40:03 PM

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Dita?


pre tats...yum!
 
2014-06-13 09:40:44 PM

mootmah: Do you want to see more hockey?


Not sure if sick of hockey or just sick.  And what's with several Rags sporting Frank Zappa-type facial hair?
 
2014-06-13 09:41:01 PM

Primitive Screwhead: almandot: Gawdzila: The Bestest: They actually made a sequel to Planes? Why?

They didn't want to make a sequel to Beverly Hills Chihuaua?

[www.orlandofamilymagazine.com image 397x500]

[i61.tinypic.com image 259x319]

An Air Bud crossover isn't too far behind.
________________________

I put on The Fox & The Hound on for my daughter yesterday.
MOST DEPRESSING MOVIE EVER!!!


There are those who would argue there's an even more depressing Disney dog movie out there.
 
2014-06-13 09:41:02 PM

mootmah: Danger Avoid Death: Game of Thrones theme on the organ. Free HBO weekend for me. Will be catching up after the game.

Which provider?


AT&T U-Verse. I just finished three free months of HBO & Cinemax a couple of months ago, so I saw the Purple Wedding. Now I've got 7 or eight episodes to catch up on this weekend, via On Demand.
 
2014-06-13 09:41:48 PM

harleyquinnical: So the score hasn't changed from the one goal by the Kings, eh?  Not sure whether I want to invoke the comeback spirit of St. Bernardus for this game.


St Bernardus is always the answer ;)
 
2014-06-13 09:43:28 PM

2wolves: abmoraz:

The crease exists for several reasons:
   1. It has a bearing on where the goalies can freely freeze the puck without getting a delay of game penalty (not the only case, but one of them)
   2. They have all rights to any movement in the crease (meaning if you are in there first and they bump you, it can be a penalty or a disallowed goal)
   3. It signifies where defensive players who are not the goalie cannot cover the puck with their body
   4. It signifies where defensive players who get a "closing the hand on the puck" penalty give up a penalty shot rather than a 2min minor

1.  As an attribute of the position goalies can freeze outside the crease at any time.
2.  They have those rights anywhere.
3.  Granted.
4.  Which is already handled by hand pass rules isn't it?


1. No they don't.  They cannot freeze the puck outside the crease unless it's in the process of making a save and outside the "pie slice" OR they are actively being pressured by the defense.  IF the other team doesn't forecheck and they cover the puck outside of the crease, they can be given a delay of game penalty.  That's why you see some goalies who come out to play a dump in pull it back to the crease at times.  Also why you often see refs telling goalies to "move it" when there's no pressure
2. No, they dont.  If you set up outside the crease and they run into you (aka "initiate contact") trying to come out to play a shot, that is not interference or a penalty.  if you set up in the crease on the right post while the goalie is on the left post and they come across and run into you while you are in the crease and they are trying to make a play, that CAN be a penalty/disallowed goal (referee's discretion)
4. No.  It has nothing to do with hand passes.  It has to do with a clause of the delay of game penalty.  Hand passes are an on-ice infraction, not a penalty.

/sorry.  Former USA hockey ref.  I get a bit pedantic when people ask about rules.
//sorry for the delay in response.  Mom called after her Chem treatment and I kind of felt obligated to talk
/// Sorry I apologize so much that I'm an honorary Canadian
 
2014-06-13 09:44:39 PM

Danger Avoid Death: mootmah: Danger Avoid Death: Game of Thrones theme on the organ. Free HBO weekend for me. Will be catching up after the game.

Which provider?

AT&T U-Verse. I just finished three free months of HBO & Cinemax a couple of months ago, so I saw the Purple Wedding. Now I've got 7 or eight episodes to catch up on this weekend, via On Demand.


We just did a marathon to catch up to where they are now, you've got some great episodes coming up.  A couple of 'holy shiat, where did THAT come from?', several plain & simple 'good' & more than one 'ewwww' are in store for you.
 
2014-06-13 09:44:43 PM
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2014-06-13 09:44:50 PM

Eclectic: harleyquinnical: So the score hasn't changed from the one goal by the Kings, eh?  Not sure whether I want to invoke the comeback spirit of St. Bernardus for this game.

St Bernardus is always the answer ;)


We need more hockey!
 
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