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(The Hockey News)   There is only one game five, there are many like it, but this one is ours. Just what do you think you're doing, (at 8ET) Dave? Maybe a bit of the old ultra violence   (thehockeynews.com ) divider line
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2014-06-13 09:12:34 PM  
More intermission.

NSFW     NSFW      NSFW      NSFW
 
2014-06-13 09:12:36 PM  
stupid Capt. Morgan commercial.. makin me thirsty
 
2014-06-13 09:12:43 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: More intermission. Still on the balcony.

NSFW     NSFW     NSFW     NSFW


Probably one of the top 5 women ever devised..... fap, er, bravo!
 
2014-06-13 09:13:19 PM  

fatalvenom: Killer Cars: fatalvenom: RminusQ: So while I'm flipping through to get the best posts of the playoffs, I saw this:

ontariolightning: This is my last post on fark because I'm done hanging with awful people like that of this website. So yea get bent.

Would that that were the farking case.

This one was fun...


[i1045.photobucket.com image 289x515]

I can't even appreciate your response because I'm in awe of why the fark in (presumably) a sports thread what would compel someone to even type and submit what he did.

It was in a playoff thread.

Yup.


If I remember... he stayed away for at least 2 or 3 threads.  Then he came back and I just ignored him.  The threads have been much more enjoyable since.
 
2014-06-13 09:13:50 PM  

Canadian Lurker: Yes, that is Don Cherry's jacket.

Do not adjust your TV set.


Pics?
 
2014-06-13 09:14:52 PM  
RminusQ, do you have fv's "Can we please have bonus hockey so I can drop a deuce, and make a proper cocktail?" in the running for best posts?

/or worst mental image or something?
 
2014-06-13 09:15:05 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: Danger Avoid Death: More intermission. Still on the balcony.

NSFW     NSFW     NSFW     NSFW

Probably one of the top 5 women ever devised..... fap, er, bravo!


Agreed, but that picture doesn't look like it does her justice.  The balcony shadow across her just seems.. odd.
 
2014-06-13 09:15:17 PM  
As it's the first intermission and Tim Thompson doesn't have an official link posted, per rules I just made up I can now post a link to an unofficial source.

Tonight's Hockey Night in Canada opening montage:  The Who - "Love Reign O'er Me"
 
2014-06-13 09:15:29 PM  
Hey all - not at home for tonight's game but we have it on.  No time to read this whole thread right now.  Looks like the Kings have it all going on tonight.

In case I don't make it back before the thread dies down, if the Kings hold on to win, congrats to the LA fans.  You have a great team and had a great season with a lot of fight to make it to this round.  The Rangers had a great season too and I look forward to an epic rematch.

And if the Rangers come back to win tonight, well then I AIN'T HEARD NO FAT LADY!  And if that happens, see you all next thread.
 
2014-06-13 09:15:57 PM  
Anyone find today's montage yet?
 
2014-06-13 09:16:08 PM  

Polish Hussar: As it's the first intermission and Tim Thompson doesn't have an official link posted, per rules I just made up I can now post a link to an unofficial source.

Tonight's Hockey Night in Canada opening montage:  The Who - "Love Reign O'er Me"


Thank you, sir!
 
2014-06-13 09:16:26 PM  

abmoraz: fatalvenom: Killer Cars: fatalvenom: RminusQ: So while I'm flipping through to get the best posts of the playoffs, I saw this:

ontariolightning: This is my last post on fark because I'm done hanging with awful people like that of this website. So yea get bent.

Would that that were the farking case.

This one was fun...


[i1045.photobucket.com image 289x515]

I can't even appreciate your response because I'm in awe of why the fark in (presumably) a sports thread what would compel someone to even type and submit what he did.

It was in a playoff thread.

Yup.

If I remember... he stayed away for at least 2 or 3 threads.  Then he came back and I just ignored him.  The threads have been much more enjoyable since.


Oh come on.  He's fun, in a t-ball kind of way.  Easy to hit a homer, but still fun to do.
 
2014-06-13 09:17:12 PM  

Fochstockings: How is it goaltender interference if the goalie is OUTSIDE THE PAINT??


Panties.
 
2014-06-13 09:17:15 PM  

ytterbium: fatalvenom: RminusQ: So while I'm flipping through to get the best posts of the playoffs, I saw this:

ontariolightning: This is my last post on fark because I'm done hanging with awful people like that of this website. So yea get bent.

Would that that were the farking case.

This one was fun...

That screencap gets my vote for best comment of the playoffs. However, real jerseys don't come in ladies' sizes.


i1045.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-13 09:17:42 PM  

Polish Hussar: As it's the first intermission and Tim Thompson doesn't have an official link posted, per rules I just made up I can now post a link to an unofficial source.

Tonight's Hockey Night in Canada opening montage:  The Who - "Love Reign O'er Me"


You, sir, *are* a gentleman and a scholar!
 
2014-06-13 09:17:50 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

 
2014-06-13 09:17:58 PM  

mootmah: Anyone find today's montage yet?


Nevermind
 
2014-06-13 09:18:12 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: How is it goaltender interference if the goalie is OUTSIDE THE PAINT??

Panties.


Nope. The rule was explained thoroughly. I may not like it, but it's the rule.
 
2014-06-13 09:19:17 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Polish Hussar: As it's the first intermission and Tim Thompson doesn't have an official link posted, per rules I just made up I can now post a link to an unofficial source.

Tonight's Hockey Night in Canada opening montage:  The Who - "Love Reign O'er Me"

Thank you, sir!


You're welcome.  You should bookmark that person's You Tube page, it's a great archive of HNiC montages.  Especially since all of the ones from this year have mysteriously vanished from Tim Thompson's You Tube page.
 
2014-06-13 09:19:33 PM  
i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2014-06-13 09:19:51 PM  

Fochstockings: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: How is it goaltender interference if the goalie is OUTSIDE THE PAINT??

Panties.

Nope. The rule was explained thoroughly. I may not like it, but it's the rule.


Doesn't mean that the panties part isn't true.
 
2014-06-13 09:20:02 PM  
Time and space. DRINK!
 
2014-06-13 09:20:35 PM  

mootmah: Fochstockings: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: How is it goaltender interference if the goalie is OUTSIDE THE PAINT??

Panties.

Nope. The rule was explained thoroughly. I may not like it, but it's the rule.

Doesn't mean that the panties part isn't true.


Inferred that you thought mine were in a bunch. Just sayin they're not. And their boxers, anyway.
 
2014-06-13 09:21:17 PM  

Fubegra: Time and space. DRINK!


www.funnymadness.com
 
2014-06-13 09:21:32 PM  

Fochstockings: mootmah: Fochstockings: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fochstockings: How is it goaltender interference if the goalie is OUTSIDE THE PAINT??

Panties.

Nope. The rule was explained thoroughly. I may not like it, but it's the rule.

Doesn't mean that the panties part isn't true.

Inferred that you thought mine were in a bunch. Just sayin they're not. And their boxers, anyway.


They're boxers. Grammer matters!
 
2014-06-13 09:21:53 PM  
I've watched too much soccer. Every time someone falls I expect clutching.
 
2014-06-13 09:22:27 PM  
nice deflection into staal's stall.
 
2014-06-13 09:22:46 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fubegra: Time and space. DRINK!

[www.funnymadness.com image 600x715]


There's an earring in that picture?
 
2014-06-13 09:22:59 PM  
You know how I said the guy makes the HNiC montages hadn't posted a link to an official source yet?  He just tweeted out the link I posted.  Although to the best of my knowledge Looler27 isn't affiliated with the CBC or the NHL.
 
2014-06-13 09:24:16 PM  

mootmah: I've watched too much soccer. Every time someone falls I expect clutching.


I was watching Univision all day.  I'm readjusting to English.

/eeeeeeeeeeeeeeen vivoooooooooo!
 
2014-06-13 09:24:18 PM  
Kings just play so much better in front of the net - theirs or the Rangers.
 
2014-06-13 09:24:39 PM  

Fubegra: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fubegra: Time and space. DRINK!

[www.funnymadness.com image 600x715]

There's an earring in that picture?


She has ears?
 
2014-06-13 09:24:52 PM  
rags still not getting any bounces...
 
2014-06-13 09:25:00 PM  
img1.wikia.nocookie.net

/Quickly Quickly Quickly!
 
2014-06-13 09:25:20 PM  

mootmah: I've watched too much soccer. Every time someone falls I expect clutching.


Fred?
 
2014-06-13 09:25:31 PM  

fruitloop: mootmah: I've watched too much soccer. Every time someone falls I expect clutching.

I was watching Univision all day.  I'm readjusting to English.

/eeeeeeeeeeeeeeen vivoooooooooo!


I was tempted to use ET LE BUT in the World Cup thread today
 
2014-06-13 09:25:41 PM  

andychrist420: Fubegra: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fubegra: Time and space. DRINK!

[www.funnymadness.com image 600x715]

There's an earring in that picture?

She has ears?


She has a head?
 
2014-06-13 09:26:16 PM  
bad call, never left the zone
 
2014-06-13 09:26:24 PM  
BOOOOOO BOOO ref BOOOOOOO

/I think it stayed in i just wanna boo for something =D
 
2014-06-13 09:26:34 PM  
No that was IN you bastard lineman!
 
2014-06-13 09:26:45 PM  
Gotta get those rebounds
 
2014-06-13 09:27:08 PM  
Kyle Clifford almost dangled his way into a partial breakaway. I don't understand what I'm watching anymore.
 
2014-06-13 09:27:09 PM  

buckeyebrain: andychrist420: Fubegra: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Fubegra: Time and space. DRINK!

[www.funnymadness.com image 600x715]

There's an earring in that picture?

She has ears?

She has a head?


I'll take your word for it.
 
2014-06-13 09:27:28 PM  
abmoraz:

The crease exists for several reasons:
   1. It has a bearing on where the goalies can freely freeze the puck without getting a delay of game penalty (not the only case, but one of them)
   2. They have all rights to any movement in the crease (meaning if you are in there first and they bump you, it can be a penalty or a disallowed goal)
   3. It signifies where defensive players who are not the goalie cannot cover the puck with their body
   4. It signifies where defensive players who get a "closing the hand on the puck" penalty give up a penalty shot rather than a 2min minor


1.  As an attribute of the position goalies can freeze outside the crease at any time.
2.  They have those rights anywhere.
3.  Granted.
4.  Which is already handled by hand pass rules isn't it?
 
2014-06-13 09:28:50 PM  

almandot: BOOOOOO BOOO ref BOOOOOOO

/I think it stayed in i just wanna boo for something =D


i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-06-13 09:29:25 PM  

mootmah: mootmah: Anyone find today's montage yet?

Nevermind


Sorry for the delay, tonight's took awhile to show up online.  It's been a bit weird these playoffs, I've seen them up officially as little as 5 minutes after they aired on CBC and others haven't gone online until midway through the 2nd period.
 
2014-06-13 09:29:32 PM  

andychrist420: almandot: BOOOOOO BOOO ref BOOOOOOO

/I think it stayed in i just wanna boo for something =D

[i1348.photobucket.com image 603x452]


Yes
 
2014-06-13 09:29:52 PM  

Killer Cars: Kyle Clifford almost dangled his way into a partial breakaway. I don't understand what I'm watching anymore.


Kyle Clifford copped my clean copper clappers kept in my closet.
 
2014-06-13 09:29:59 PM  
F**K!!  If King had been able to get a stick on that he had a wide open net.
 
2014-06-13 09:30:01 PM  
They're booing Brettman...
 
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