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(The Hockey News)   There is only one game five, there are many like it, but this one is ours. Just what do you think you're doing, (at 8ET) Dave? Maybe a bit of the old ultra violence   ( thehockeynews.com) divider line
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2014-06-13 08:36:19 PM  
Just got back from camping in time for puck drop. Rags, I still just wanna tell you... good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2014-06-13 08:36:22 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Commercial. Something from the balcony.

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2 and 4 please. Don't bother bathing them.
 
2014-06-13 08:37:01 PM  
AND NOW!!  MOËT & CHANDON and The Olive Garden present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!


1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBROVSKY!!!
 
2014-06-13 08:37:09 PM  
wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.
 
2014-06-13 08:37:39 PM  
Oh, come on, we can't have a home team win the Cup, the Bergman-booing will be singularly inadequate . . . I mean, really, why would you cheer your team's victory when Bergman's right there?
 
2014-06-13 08:37:41 PM  

sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.


Unless the game ends 1-0
 
2014-06-13 08:37:52 PM  
Rags not looking so hot.

Let's hope the LA fans have learned to boo Bergman because the last time they won it was weak. Not one boo heard.
 
2014-06-13 08:37:54 PM  
Invisible everything. Augh.
 
2014-06-13 08:38:11 PM  

fatalvenom: My friend just sent me this pic he took from the Jupiter Inlet just now...

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Looks like we're in for a stormy night...


A few more lightning bolts and you can say you've seen Hell with the gates open.

sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.


Or is it?
 
2014-06-13 08:38:15 PM  

sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.


That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...
 
2014-06-13 08:38:30 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-06-13 08:38:49 PM  
Remember the Spain/Holland game earlier today.
 
2014-06-13 08:39:41 PM  
Rangers woke up at least for the past minute. FLURRY OF ACTION.
 
2014-06-13 08:39:44 PM  
Kangs are clearly the better group, they should dance the mug at home.  Just have to do it.......DOOO  EEEEET.
 
2014-06-13 08:39:46 PM  
Commercial. More from the balcony.

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2014-06-13 08:39:58 PM  

2wolves: Remember the Spain/Holland game earlier today.


Spain would like to pretend it never happened.
 
2014-06-13 08:39:59 PM  
Kings getting some lucky clears. And still stuck in their crummy puck handling they've had all postseason. At least they're going easy on the Rangers and not letting the Rags get a 2-0 lead.
 
2014-06-13 08:40:03 PM  

abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...


Who scored first in that one?
 
2014-06-13 08:40:11 PM  
Looks like it's another day of Rags not being able to farking buy a goal.

Come on hockey gods, cut me a break here.
 
2014-06-13 08:40:21 PM  

MrJesus: Invisible everything. Augh.


"Invisible Augh!" - Charlie Brown
 
2014-06-13 08:40:34 PM  

abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...


I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?
 
2014-06-13 08:40:46 PM  
Whoa, that Old Spice commercial is...um....something
 
2014-06-13 08:40:52 PM  

Killer Cars: Rangers woke up at least for the past minute. FLURRY OF ACTION.


I'd think, if we were watching a "Fleury of Action", we'd be seeing a LOT more goals scored.
 
2014-06-13 08:41:21 PM  

mootmah: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

Who scored first in that one?


Spain on a penalty kick
 
2014-06-13 08:41:42 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Commercial. More from the balcony.

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Danger gets a nice cyan....
 
2014-06-13 08:41:48 PM  

Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?


Spain went up 1-0, then allowed 5 unanswered goals.
 
2014-06-13 08:41:58 PM  

Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?


Spain ... well, in their native tongue: se cagan la cama
 
2014-06-13 08:42:08 PM  

FightDirector: Killer Cars: Rangers woke up at least for the past minute. FLURRY OF ACTION.

I'd think, if we were watching a "Fleury of Action", we'd be seeing a LOT more goals scored.


Quick is giving up some fleurys.
 
2014-06-13 08:42:13 PM  

cyberbenali: mootmah: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

Who scored first in that one?

Spain on a penalty kick


*spit take* LOL!
 
2014-06-13 08:42:32 PM  
They got Sutter to say more than two words?
 
2014-06-13 08:42:40 PM  
Ok, I'm finally with it enough to post now. Drove across state lines listening to World Cup and now I get a hockey night and hopefully see the cup winner (selfish: I'm away and not sure how well I can watch it if it goes 6/7)
 
2014-06-13 08:42:42 PM  

Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?


They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.
 
2014-06-13 08:43:01 PM  

Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?


the Dutch paid the officials more. ;^)
 
2014-06-13 08:43:43 PM  

cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.


Spain seemed rudderless.
 
2014-06-13 08:44:10 PM  

cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.


Basically, if you were Dutch and had the letters "R-O-B-B" in your name, you got a goal (or 2) today.
 
2014-06-13 08:44:14 PM  

cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.


The check to FIFA got lost in the abdication?
 
2014-06-13 08:44:50 PM  

FightDirector: Killer Cars: Rangers woke up at least for the past minute. FLURRY OF ACTION.

I'd think, if we were watching a "Fleury of Action", we'd be seeing a LOT more goals scored.


Yep, Flowers, the Incredible Vanishing Goalie.
 
2014-06-13 08:44:53 PM  

cyberbenali: They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.


That first goal by Van Persie might be the most beautifully-weird goal I've seen in some time.
 
2014-06-13 08:45:00 PM  

cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.


And trust us, we Canucks know how good the Dutch are at ball handling.
 
2014-06-13 08:45:12 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: This is Kang, drop all weapons, begin fapping.


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2014-06-13 08:45:16 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Commercial.



I just want to tell you 'Good Luck - We're all counting on you!'
 
2014-06-13 08:45:19 PM  

Flappyhead: fatalvenom: My friend just sent me this pic he took from the Jupiter Inlet just now...

[i1045.photobucket.com image 300x200]

Looks like we're in for a stormy night...

A few more lightning bolts and you can say you've seen Hell with the gates open.

sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

Or is it?


It was bad for a bit...but all is calm now, and hockey is on.
 
2014-06-13 08:45:24 PM  

cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.


That's quite a reversal from South Africa.  Spain conceded, what, 2 goals total in South Africa?
/LGR
 
2014-06-13 08:45:47 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.

The check to FIFA got lost in the abdication?


Forgetting to mail it would be a good reason for abdication.
 
2014-06-13 08:46:22 PM  

ClavellBCMI: FightDirector: Killer Cars: Rangers woke up at least for the past minute. FLURRY OF ACTION.

I'd think, if we were watching a "Fleury of Action", we'd be seeing a LOT more goals scored.

Yep, Flowers, the Incredible Vanishing Goalie.


img.fark.netView Full Size


Because it never gets old
 
2014-06-13 08:46:28 PM  

mootmah: cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.

Spain seemed rudderless.


Remember that South Park episode where the kids get to play the Detroit Redwings?  It was kind of like that, with Holland == RedWings and Spain = "11x Kenny and Cartman"
 
2014-06-13 08:46:31 PM  

ClavellBCMI: FightDirector: Killer Cars: Rangers woke up at least for the past minute. FLURRY OF ACTION.

I'd think, if we were watching a "Fleury of Action", we'd be seeing a LOT more goals scored.

Yep, Flowers, the Incredible Vanishing Goalie.


Look at the goalie, Lizzie...
 
2014-06-13 08:46:37 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.

The check to FIFA got lost in the abdication?


Juan Carlos needed the money to pay for the succession.
 
2014-06-13 08:47:30 PM  

ClavellBCMI: OtherLittleGuy: cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: abmoraz: sno man: wait I thought Justin Williams only scored game winners... it's far too early for that.

That, or we're in for a night of "Soccer-like" hockey

/if spain can lose in the world cup 5-1...

I missed that game because of work, what the fark happened?

They were totally outplayed by the Netherlands. No defence from the Spanish and great ball handling by the Dutch.

The check to FIFA got lost in the abdication?

Juan Carlos needed the money to pay for the succession.


I read that as he needed the money for the suck session...
 
2014-06-13 08:48:02 PM  
Commercial. Such a nice day, I hate to leave the balcony.

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