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(Stuff.co.nz)   Celine Dion responds to the lonely airport guy in an accommodating way   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 7
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2014-06-13 11:42:11 AM  
6 votes:
Met her once when I was a ride operator at Disneyland. She is a biatch. absolutely self absorbed.

heres how it went

"Please watch your step maam"
"Ma'am? don't you even know who I am?"
"No ma'am"
"I'm Celine Dion"
"That would be why, please enjoy the ride"

Yeah... got written up when the hag complained. Totally worth it.
2014-06-13 12:12:56 PM  
3 votes:
Borrowed from the Casey Kasem thread.

Tonight's long distance dedication goes out to Casey.

He writes, "Dear Casey, my friend has had a long run and has come to his last days.  He wants to hang up the headphones and call it a day, but others want him to keep going.

"I would like to dedicate a song to him.  Something by Celine Dion, so that he will appreciate the peace that death will soon bring.

"Well, Casey.  This one goes out for you.  From the 1997 movie soundtrack, "Titanic" here is Celine Dion's chart topping tune "My Heart Will Go On", played 15 times in succession."
2014-06-13 07:55:33 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-06-13 12:23:12 PM  
1 votes:

K3rmy: Borrowed from the Casey Kasem thread.

Tonight's long distance dedication goes out to Casey.

He writes, "Dear Casey, my friend has had a long run and has come to his last days.  He wants to hang up the headphones and call it a day, but others want him to keep going.

"I would like to dedicate a song to him.  Something by Celine Dion, so that he will appreciate the peace that death will soon bring.

"Well, Casey.  This one goes out for you.  From the 1997 movie soundtrack, "Titanic" here is Celine Dion's chart topping tune "My Heart Will Go On", played 15 times in succession."


/Totally reading this in Casey Kasem's voice
//CSB:  my dad used to work with Casey Kasem's brother
///As we all know - there must be three...
2014-06-13 12:10:32 PM  
1 votes:
Why does it look like Celine's reply was filmed in a Walk-in Clinic's examination room?
2014-06-13 11:56:36 AM  
1 votes:

ToastTheRabbit: Met her once when I was a ride operator at Disneyland. She is a biatch. absolutely self absorbed.

heres how it went

"Please watch your step maam"
"Ma'am? don't you even know who I am?"
"No ma'am"
"I'm Celine Dion"
"That would be why, please enjoy the ride"

Yeah... got written up when the hag complained. Totally worth it.


The list of today's heroes has your name on it now. Go in pride.
2014-06-13 11:04:50 AM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: I almost expected a cease and desist notice over this


Well, he has to show up at the concert, first.
Then, she'll pounce.
 
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