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2014-06-13 09:54:04 AM
I have to admit that was rather nice.  Though an easy way to up her nice cred since it will never happen.

I've met the woman and she's a loony biatch on wheels.  "Diva" doesn't even come close.  I almost expected a cease and desist notice over this.
 
2014-06-13 11:04:50 AM

Diogenes: I almost expected a cease and desist notice over this


Well, he has to show up at the concert, first.
Then, she'll pounce.
 
2014-06-13 11:09:56 AM
the Canadian diva'shiat

Eric Carmen is Canadian?
 
2014-06-13 11:20:09 AM

Diogenes: I have to admit that was rather nice.  Though an easy way to up her nice cred since it will never happen.

I've met the woman and she's a loony biatch on wheels.  "Diva" doesn't even come close.  I almost expected a cease and desist notice over this.


If you had to screw that decrepit old man you'd probably be a loony biatch on wheels, too.
 
2014-06-13 11:29:51 AM

wellreadneck: Diogenes: I have to admit that was rather nice.  Though an easy way to up her nice cred since it will never happen.

I've met the woman and she's a loony biatch on wheels.  "Diva" doesn't even come close.  I almost expected a cease and desist notice over this.

If you had to screw that decrepit old man you'd probably be a loony biatch on wheels, too.


And you have done it since you were 15...
 
2014-06-13 11:42:11 AM
Met her once when I was a ride operator at Disneyland. She is a biatch. absolutely self absorbed.

heres how it went

"Please watch your step maam"
"Ma'am? don't you even know who I am?"
"No ma'am"
"I'm Celine Dion"
"That would be why, please enjoy the ride"

Yeah... got written up when the hag complained. Totally worth it.
 
2014-06-13 11:48:13 AM
So she's, what, 73 years old now?
 
2014-06-13 11:55:30 AM
Is she really Bieber's mother?
 
2014-06-13 11:55:44 AM

ToastTheRabbit: Met her once when I was a ride operator at Disneyland. She is a biatch. absolutely self absorbed.

heres how it went

"Please watch your step maam"
"Ma'am? don't you even know who I am?"
"No ma'am"
"I'm Celine Dion"
"That would be why, please enjoy the ride"

Yeah... got written up when the hag complained. Totally worth it.


Even if you got fired....that would have been worth it.
 
2014-06-13 11:56:00 AM
I still call BS on the video. There's more to this story that we know. Like it's an Iphone commercial or something. I've never seen an iphone take that good of a picture or video. Airport lighting at 3am is not that good. I've slept in an airport before. The truth will come out eventually.
 
2014-06-13 11:56:36 AM

ToastTheRabbit: Met her once when I was a ride operator at Disneyland. She is a biatch. absolutely self absorbed.

heres how it went

"Please watch your step maam"
"Ma'am? don't you even know who I am?"
"No ma'am"
"I'm Celine Dion"
"That would be why, please enjoy the ride"

Yeah... got written up when the hag complained. Totally worth it.


The list of today's heroes has your name on it now. Go in pride.
 
2014-06-13 11:56:50 AM

ToastTheRabbit: Met her once when I was a ride operator at Disneyland. She is a biatch. absolutely self absorbed.

heres how it went

"Please watch your step maam"
"Ma'am? don't you even know who I am?"
"No ma'am"
"I'm Celine Dion"
"That would be why, please enjoy the ride"

Yeah... got written up when the hag complained. Totally worth it.


Damn straight it was worth it. I got a good laugh.
 
2014-06-13 12:10:32 PM
Why does it look like Celine's reply was filmed in a Walk-in Clinic's examination room?
 
2014-06-13 12:10:56 PM
That was cool, but that biatch needs to eat a sammich or 40.
 
2014-06-13 12:12:56 PM
Borrowed from the Casey Kasem thread.

Tonight's long distance dedication goes out to Casey.

He writes, "Dear Casey, my friend has had a long run and has come to his last days.  He wants to hang up the headphones and call it a day, but others want him to keep going.

"I would like to dedicate a song to him.  Something by Celine Dion, so that he will appreciate the peace that death will soon bring.

"Well, Casey.  This one goes out for you.  From the 1997 movie soundtrack, "Titanic" here is Celine Dion's chart topping tune "My Heart Will Go On", played 15 times in succession."
 
2014-06-13 12:23:12 PM

K3rmy: Borrowed from the Casey Kasem thread.

Tonight's long distance dedication goes out to Casey.

He writes, "Dear Casey, my friend has had a long run and has come to his last days.  He wants to hang up the headphones and call it a day, but others want him to keep going.

"I would like to dedicate a song to him.  Something by Celine Dion, so that he will appreciate the peace that death will soon bring.

"Well, Casey.  This one goes out for you.  From the 1997 movie soundtrack, "Titanic" here is Celine Dion's chart topping tune "My Heart Will Go On", played 15 times in succession."


/Totally reading this in Casey Kasem's voice
//CSB:  my dad used to work with Casey Kasem's brother
///As we all know - there must be three...
 
2014-06-13 12:36:05 PM
Blowjob?
 
2014-06-13 12:39:33 PM

LesserEvil: So she's, what, 73 years old now?


How much is that in Canadian Equine years?
 
2014-06-13 01:21:16 PM

thesharkman: I still call BS on the video. There's more to this story that we know. Like it's an Iphone commercial or something. I've never seen an iphone take that good of a picture or video. Airport lighting at 3am is not that good. I've slept in an airport before. The truth will come out eventually.


Yeah, the shot of the camera panning slowly when he was sitting in airport...did he get help from someone/I thought the point to be he was alone, (aka "All By Myself")?

http://youtu.be/l9XLWrCi6DE?t=35s

If someone who worked at the airport moved the camera on something like a cart for that shot...seems awfully professional for a first time.

Notice there are a number of brands/billboards that appear in the video. Starbucks store, for one.

I predict he will eventually be in a Delta TV commercial and the public will think some average guy from YouTube got a major gig, when it was planned all along...

img.fark.net
 
2014-06-13 01:29:39 PM

wellreadneck: If you had to screw that decrepit old man creamsicle you'd probably be a loony biatch on wheels, too.


FTFY
 
2014-06-13 02:01:25 PM

zvoidx: Yeah, the shot of the camera panning slowly when he was sitting in airport...did he get help from someone/I thought the point to be he was alone, (aka "All By Myself")?

http://youtu.be/l9XLWrCi6DE?t=35s

If someone who worked at the airport moved the camera on something like a cart for that shot...seems awfully professional for a first time.


I figured he stuck the phone on top of the moving sidewalk's handrail. Though duct tape would have been handy.

/maybe he travels with it?
 
2014-06-13 02:03:10 PM

Mikey1969: That was cool, but that biatch needs to eat a sammich or 40.


She looks like she's got the HIV.
 
2014-06-13 02:41:57 PM
It looks like her gambling husband is also eating her food.
 
2014-06-13 02:53:04 PM
Flakeloaf: the Canadian diva'shiat

Eric Carmen is Canadian?


thank you.  bugs the shiat outta me that she gets credit for that song.  loony wench.  Gawd, i can't stand her.
 
2014-06-13 03:24:31 PM
What the fark is she wearing?
Chow and out?
 
2014-06-13 04:13:07 PM
I just found out that's a friend of my sister. She had it posted before it went viral.

I should talk to my sister more.
 
2014-06-13 05:47:00 PM

zvoidx: thesharkman: I still call BS on the video. There's more to this story that we know. Like it's an Iphone commercial or something. I've never seen an iphone take that good of a picture or video. Airport lighting at 3am is not that good. I've slept in an airport before. The truth will come out eventually.

Yeah, the shot of the camera panning slowly when he was sitting in airport...did he get help from someone/I thought the point to be he was alone, (aka "All By Myself")?

http://youtu.be/l9XLWrCi6DE?t=35s

If someone who worked at the airport moved the camera on something like a cart for that shot...seems awfully professional for a first time.

Notice there are a number of brands/billboards that appear in the video. Starbucks store, for one.

I predict he will eventually be in a Delta TV commercial and the public will think some average guy from YouTube got a major gig, when it was planned all along...

[img.fark.net image 596x420]


in the other thread when the video was originally posted, it was explained that he taped the phone to a luggage cart and put it on the moving walkway.

most of the other pans and zooms could easily be done with editing software.

many airports have starbucks in them, it certainly would not be surprising to find one in a major airport like in las vegas for example. you might also find billboards for various airlines such as delta, particularly if they have flights going in and out of there, and you might also find cinnabon, burger king, etc. a lot of them have areas that pretty much look like a shopping mall food court.
 
2014-06-13 07:55:33 PM
Admiral-Ackbar.jpg
 
2014-06-13 07:57:06 PM

stir22: Flakeloaf: the Canadian diva'shiat

Eric Carmen is Canadian?

thank you.  bugs the shiat outta me that she gets credit for that song.  loony wench.  Gawd, i can't stand her.


www.uh.edu

"Pfft.  Both are lightweights."
 
2014-06-13 10:01:17 PM

ToastTheRabbit: Met her once when I was a ride operator at Disneyland. She is a biatch. absolutely self absorbed.

heres how it went

"Please watch your step maam"
"Ma'am? don't you even know who I am?"
"No ma'am"
"I'm Celine Dion"
"That would be why, please enjoy the ride"

Yeah... got written up when the hag complained. Totally worth it.


It's a good thing my food hadn't been served yet. I don't think the folks three booths down would have appreciated the humor.
 
2014-06-14 07:34:50 AM
Admiral Ackbar is Canadian?
 
2014-06-14 02:40:43 PM

spesimen: in the other thread when the video was originally posted, it was explained that he taped the phone to a luggage cartwheelchair and put it on the moving walkway.


FTFY

And the escalator shot was made by attaching it to his bag and sending it up.  All the zooms were done in Final Cut.

As for the suggestions by others that it's secretly an ad for something, it's pretty clear from the early, pre-viral comments on the original Vimeo post that he's a normal guy who didn't expect this to be anywhere near what it became.
 
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