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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Fark-ready headline: Beef penis improperly sold for human consumption, suit alleges   (ajc.com ) divider line
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2014-06-13 11:38:12 AM  
2 votes:
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
Beef beef beef, beef baloney,
/Myyyyyyyyyyyyyy baby...
2014-06-13 11:09:59 AM  
2 votes:
All-beef, all-natural, non-processed organic foot-long hot dogs.
You could charge $15/lb for that at Whole Foods!
2014-06-13 11:08:55 AM  
2 votes:
The proper way to sell beef penis for human consumption is to cut it into pieces first and sell it as jigsaw pizzle.
2014-06-13 11:08:08 AM  
2 votes:

asquian: one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.


i96.photobucket.com
2014-06-13 11:07:15 AM  
2 votes:

strangeguitar: Today I learned that beef penis is called pizzle.


Pizzle walking staffs

www.ericleech.com
2014-06-13 11:02:10 AM  
2 votes:
Calling a lawyer a "suit" is a bit informal.
2014-06-13 09:37:40 AM  
2 votes:
In other words, it wasn't first ground into hot dogs.
2014-06-13 11:50:15 AM  
1 vote:

strangeguitar: Today I learned that beef penis is called pizzle.


i.chzbgr.com
2014-06-13 11:44:50 AM  
1 vote:
One of the most embarrassing things I have ever seen was a male calf suck off his dad.
2014-06-13 11:33:04 AM  
1 vote:
I'm going to win the next game of Scrabble.
2014-06-13 11:27:01 AM  
1 vote:

jehovahs witness protection: Did they stick beef penis in Slim Jim?


Yes, and he's really tired of it.
2014-06-13 11:16:51 AM  
1 vote:
One question: was it just one, or was it a whole bowl full?
2014-06-13 11:14:17 AM  
1 vote:

spawn73: Why exactly isn't it fit for human consumption?


They were dog chews, repackaged and sold to people. At MT, your "international supermarket," which almost certainly means they were sold as "Chinese medicine" for aphrodesiac purposes.

/You know what they call traditional herbal medicine that has been proven scientifically to be efficacious? They call it "medicine."
2014-06-13 11:10:22 AM  
1 vote:

asquian: one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.


Laws are like sausages. They are best if you don't see how they are made.
2014-06-13 11:10:22 AM  
1 vote:

asquian: one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.


With mustard only.
2014-06-13 11:10:04 AM  
1 vote:
"Pizzle" is a word for beef penis and I DID NOT KNOW THIS???
2014-06-13 11:04:55 AM  
1 vote:
Asquian

*shakes fist*
2014-06-13 11:04:10 AM  
1 vote:
You know what this means right?

It means that there is a proper way to sell beef penis for human consumption.
2014-06-13 11:04:01 AM  
1 vote:
one wonders how one properly sell beef penis for human consumption.
2014-06-13 11:03:41 AM  
1 vote:
Bollocks!
2014-06-13 10:17:25 AM  
1 vote:
Today I learned that beef penis is called pizzle.
 
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